>I think...I think I drank too much, anon >I'm gonna...I

meme eggs

>>26387885
Carry her to bed then make her some eggs when she wakes up

>>26387885

Carry her to bed with a glass of water next to her, and draw swastikas on her hands.

>>26387900
>omg thank you so much anon that was so NICE of you
>oh brad just texted me i gotta go but anyways thanks a lot for the eggs i'm sure you'll make a girl really happy one day

leave her, go pass out somewhere else

>>26387885
Carry her to the woods and ask her to eat a bowl of hard-boiled eggs in order to leave.

>>26387885
Like bowls of eggs

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lol @ r9k...

Can you atop makoing ahitty hreeads

>>26387918
>not getting the reference

You fucking newshit.

>>26387942

here he is guys

let's play What Mental Disorder Does He Have

>>26387945

Chlamydia, gonorrhea, it's rainin' AIDS blood

>>26387918
>Being this new

Original text

>>26387950
ADHD probably
maybe autism

Point her out to the nearest niggers and see what happens.

>>26387984

I'm gonna go ahead and throw a little bipolar in there, perhaps male Borderline which is rare

>>26387950
Self Diagnosed Depression/Social Anxiety/etc...

>>26387950
Autism, adhd

>>26387994
yeah i agree with what you said

pull her skirt up, give her oral for like 30 minutes, pull it back down, then go jack off to the thought of it.

>>26387885
i tell her to get out of my favourite fucking chair.

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>>26387885
All of these replies saying what theyd do to her
>you know full well youd go upstairs into the bathroom, sit on the toilet and wank knowing youre too much of a pussy to do anything because youve never even touched anyone of the opposite sex.

>>26388047
Enjoy having Chad dick leftovers on your mouth. Oh, and AIDS too, don't forget about it.

Cut her hair and make a hitler-vertex, put her in my nazi-uniform and throw a square below her nose.

Put a few hardboiled eggs inside her that usually does the trick

Poke it with a pointed stick and wait what it does.

>>26388079

no, i've carried passed out girls into bedrooms before.

it's crazy how heavy even a petite girl seems when they're just dead weight like that.

>>26388082

> you can get AIDS from cunnilingus

american sex education #1

She's lacking protein, she needs ALL THE EGGS.

>>26388145
You can get AIDS from shaking hands with someone with AIDS and getting their sweat on your hand and then touching something or eating something and getting that sweat in your mouth.

>>26388145
>Put mouth into a fucking vagina
>Hurr hurr I'm safe brah
There have been cases, albeit rare, of people getting AIDS from underwear, and even toilet lids. That's indirect contact, but downright putting your tongue into a STD ridden wet hole ? That's disgusting, and a nice way to get sick.

>>26387885
walk away and make no contact with her.

shes probably just covered in STDs

>>26388155
I'll give her some protein if you know what I meme ;)

>>26388132

Even tiny girls weigh 40kg and up. Humans are heavy

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wait does this thread really have eggs posted everywhere? is that a meme explani it please becausei am high as fuyck and im kinda scared that im hallicinating or you're reading my mind

i have no idea whats happening because i want to make some eggs.

>>26388205
You need to be a bird to make eggs

>>26388186

> underwear and toilet lids

Are you a slav? The HIV virus dies upon exposure to air. In fact, the entire reason AIDS is such an epidemiological problem is because its very specific transmission pathways and general latency made it difficult to track initially.

If I'm wrong, post a link to...I dunno, literally anything.

>>26388166

If thats true, they should be forced to wear gloves.

>>26388204

There are techniques that the military employ to carry the wounded/dead I think.

>>26388166
no you can not. hiv dies when it is exposed to air. you can hug a person with aids in july all day and never catch it

>>26388205
dont egg it bro, it will be all right

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>>26388166

i refuse to believe this is not bait. or it's from some slav

>>26388205
What the fuck are you talking about bro this is a women hate thread

>>26388205

eggs man, they're like, everywhere bro...damn

http://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-ln-spiritual-cleaner-rapist-20140423-story.html

>>26388082
I think he will enjoy that

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>>26387885
Force feed her eggs like that other guy in the other post

>>26388082
you can't ever eat a pussy without Chad's left overs being involved, so i don't see much of an option here.
AIDs is just being silly.

>>26388215
I'm looking for it, just you wait. I swear, links are much harder to find when you need them, I might not deliver.
In any case, vaginal body fluids will still be shared if you tongued a passed out roastie, so you better not.

>>26387950
Assburgers

Original assburgers

>>26388254
>>26388278
im so alleviated and confused its not even funny.

fucking eggs man

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>>26388166
this is bait, sure, but remind yourself that there are literally people alive and voting for your government right now who actually believe this

Tbh I would take a look at her panties and bra, and take a picture of her clothed.

No one can prove I touched her.

>>26387885
I'd play with her feet a little, nothing more

>>26388314
spark up anon, im looking forward to my session this weekend

>>26387885
Bludgeon her face until it caves in.
>inb4 edgy

>>26387885
definitely take upskirt pics. Consider touching her vagina but don't just in case she finds out somehow.

>>26388311

That is true - it's low risk but not no risk (per the CDC). i.e., you have a small open sore in your mouth you are unaware of.

>>26387885
>steal her shoes

>>26388297
Alright, I'll give it to you people, you win. I'm only saying this shit because a dude from College said he got AIDS after eating a cunt out, but the web says that it's a low risk activity, although it still carries it's risks. Anyways, AIDS or not, what's so fun about eating someone out ? Oral just sounds downright disgusting.

>>26388367

That dude was either embarrassed of his homosex or his heroin addiction.

Not everyone likes oral, I dated a girl that hated receiving it.

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>mfw im colorblind
>mfw i think shes nigger
>mfw i rip her head off

>>26388322
This. I'd also sniff her vag.

>>26387950

Whatever that jittery retard at my grocery store has, probably

>>26388411
nice redtext newfag

>>26388440
How make grn red

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>>26388440
DONT TRIGGER ME SENPAI

>>26388407
Well, he was bi, and I've never seen him with a gril, so he was probably closeted. Oh well.

>>26388463
Be colorblind desu

>>26388499

How make eyes hate color

>>26388411
It's green for me, but I'm on mobile

>>26388581
hang out in the projects

>>26387885
Write drunk retard on her forehead.

Put a piece of paper on her stomach that says IRRESPONSIBLE

>>26389067

I feel like you deserve some sort of prize for this