tfw reminder that valentines day is coming and most of you havent

>>26386678
it's valentine's day today

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>>26386678
poor Budd, he was innocent, but he kinda saved his family. R.I.P.

>Tfw its my first valentines with a gf

What the hell do I do bros? Should I buy chocolate and flowers or something?

>>26386868
>What the hell do I do bros?
Well you can start with... GETTING THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NORMIE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26386868
Im just taking mine to dinner and then a hotel after to put my peenor in her vagoo

>>26386868
Yeah both of those but I think you also have to take her to an expensive restaurant

>kissing
ew disgusting

I dont care for a made up shit.

Tfw I don't need roasties to be happy

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>>26386678
>most of you havent even had your first kiss
You've got me anon.

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>>26386678
What a low blow you've done.

I like Valentine's Day because it's a day where I might get a bit of pity/sympathy from my mom and maybe she'll get me a small gift.

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Oh shit valwientine is ocinvo bette gt a girdoejwns ao icodont. Me a dkielslseas cirjgjn

>>26386884
this. why the fuck even click on this thread goddamn normies

At this point, it's almost a chore to try to get my first kiss. It just seems like it would be worse to do it than to continue on as a KV. At least this way I can't be made fun of for being a sperg.

Good, I don't have to waste a ton of money on made-up bullshit holidays then

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>kissing
>vilingly transmiting milions of bacteries from someone else

Disgusting

>>26386868

I booked thermal baths and she is gonna stay to my place after that

>>26388353
Fuck off, Bjorn. REEEEE

>>26386678

>he's a virgin


ewwwwwwwww lol

>>26386678
>prostitutes don't count
Says who? You work just as hard getting the money. Stop this meme

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>>26388396
They think THAT'S gross?
Wait till I ehqar them fart.

>>26386678
Friendly reminder that there is still time to pick a local friendly robot and experiment a little bit :) worst case scenario you just cuddle a bit with a dude :( best case scenario you do tons of fun things with hk. :)
Also most robots are under 21 so that means they are cuties

>was going to spend valentines with my qt
>plans didn't work out
>it's now been over a year since we've met in person
Fucking long distance relationships, I feel like a thirteen year old for even believing they can work.

>>26388378

Who the fuck is Bjorn?

I'm no swedish cuck

>>26386868
>gf
You're no bro of mine.

>>26386868
You can start with leaving this board

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>>26386678
Why do people sperg about valentines day? It just feels like any other day to me

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>>26386678
>>26386739

>Decades later, the prosecution's primary witness, William T. Smith, whose testimony was largely used to obtain Dwyer's conviction, admitted that he had lied under oath about Dwyer taking a bribe in order to receive a reduced sentence.

Disgusting.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R._Budd_Dwyer