Didn't see an Okcupid thread up. What're your successes

post your pic chadblox

>>26385995
I'm using Tinder and from 50 swipes i have 3 matches. I might as well to hang myself.

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>>26386004
Just realized she made a new account to message me on, this is from the old account she used

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I always break the ice with this question.

>>26386050
>:3

and you wonder why you're still a virgin?

>>26386050
>25% match
>still responds to you

post pic chad

>>26386069
I think you only have to see HER picture to know why she's replying.

>>26386061
She used that face in her profile, I just mimicked.

Also, not using Chad pic.
I'm using one that is Photoshopped though, I used liquify to make myself fit and skinny and removed all acne with the stamp tool.

>>26386086
post original picture and then photoshopped side by side with the eyes cut off to compare.

>>26386100
I'm on my phone, I don't have the original.

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>>26386083
she looks fine from the thumby

the only easy girls where I live look like this

>>26385995

Alright, I know this is r9k so I don't have any hgh expectations, but...does anybody know if there's any way to hookup with sugar mamas? Like, old girls that are willing to give me money/pay for stuff in exchange for sex with a young guy?
Don't care if they ugly.

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>>26386118

it doesn't matter if she looses weight and gets on some make up she is gonna be A-OK

so no real problem here, ofcourse now she looks like an orc from LOTR but give it time and she can be a semy stacey too

>>26386128
Even if ugly they want Chads.
You'll have no luck.

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>>26386086
>>26386118

>fit
>skinny

pick one


>>26386128
I got a sugar mom type thing from tinder, she always comes over to my apartment and buys me things and lets me cuddle with her and eat her ass and pretty much whatever I wanna do. I'm like a 6 or 7/10 and shes a solid 8 with a great body. I don't work or do much of anything so I'm not sure how I got her

>looses

what the fuck man come on

i meant loses

>>26386139
>Even if ugly they want Chads.

this is true

I'm 6/10 and I got ignored by absolutely everybody. Ugly girls, single moms, everyone. I put time and thought into my messages too.

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>>26386165
that's your problem, women can sense when you care about them.

they want to be mistreated. This is how a femanon said women think

tl:dr women are grown up kids that need to be looked after.

>>26386165
>I put time and thought into my messages too.
This might be the culprit.

Just try a different approach more Chad like even if you're ugly.

Let me tell you this uglies have it bad but an ugly beta who puts thought into what he says to a woman is going to be 100% inevitably a virgin all his life.

Treat them like shit and try to get their self esteem down.

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>>26386193
well shit

give me examples of the proper ways to message people

>>26386264
>Read profile.
>Find topic you have in common.
>Message her regarding said topic.
>Don't show you'd power level.

Example:
I love to go out with my lady friends and drink wine.

You:
Pinot or Cabernet?
Her:
Neither :) Chardonnay.
You:
Not bad, have you been at Paolos before?
Her:
Noz what's that?
You:
Great little Italian restaurant, just opened last year, known for their wine and braised venison, wanna go?
Her:
Oh, that sounds lovely :)

Replace Wine with any non autistic activity, food, of hobby you're good with.

>>26386264
sorry anon it's not something you can teach

it's a variable of the courting game, you can't teach this because all of them have a slightly different reaction. In order for you to get away with outlandish shit, you need to be a 10/10 chad, then you can basically say i want to rape you and she will laugh it off (not joking there's a tinder conversation, and she laughs)

Unfortunately for the non alpha chad males the game is rigged from the beginning you have to walk a tight rope, suspended above a volcano with a fire drake in it waiting to rape you.

It's a form of flirt/malice that nobody can teach you, if you think something is funny chances are it's not for her, so, right there you have to stop "bee yourself" and try to be as clairvoyant as possible and, start by talking about innocent things like
Do you have pets???

Truth is i don't know because even if the conversation starts, you have to maintain it, women are also a lot like cats, you have to make them curious, so maintaining that curiosity and interest in you is very hard, especially when you consider she probably heard it all before.

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Just ask her a question anon and be ready for the response.

>>26386466
lol is she chinese or something?

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>>26386466
>soul
>fate
>energy

just kill me already , why do people believe this crap.... why....? are they so afraid of the real answer ?

Are they afraid that the truth is Immeasurable insignificance of their own existence??

>>26386488
Bro, why the fuck does that matter? See, this is exactly why you're a fucking autist; the only thing you drew out of this was: "IS SHE CHINZEZE OR SUMFIN?"

Come the fuck on, man.

>>26386498
It's hard to cope with how little we mean, if I was a normie i could see how I would have a hard time with it also.

>>26386506
>I believe we chose to come here because souls are exist

You're straight fucking retarded, man. I bet you have a Chad face, or else nobody would talk to you.

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>>26386521
Come on man give him a chance.

it is retarded but it's funny

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>>26386510
nope, it's not hard at all, what is hard to cope with is loneliness.

killmeplease

>>26386045
You sound like a normie, anon . . .

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>>26386013
Those aren't bad numbers, really. That's about normal for an average Chad. (Chad Everyman, not Chad Thundercock).

I've never had a match on tinder. I'd say keep at it. Tinder is low investment, so you're good to go. You're gonna make it bruh. We're all pulling for you.

No crabs in a bucket here, this isn't a black neighborhood!

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>>26386551

I'll admit, I'm a cyborg. I have most characteristics of a robot but I'm attractive. It kinda sucks because I want to go full robot and become a neet and just play videogames/eat all day but I can't

I just got matched on happn with an asian girl a year younger than me.
I suck at texting but I hope this works out. I'd love to bang an asian qt.

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Girls on dating sites are girls who have trouble finding a mate IRL.

Girls who have trouble finding a mate IRL are sure to have some issues or just straight up brain damage.

>>26386761
you could say the same thing about the men, but there are a lot of chads on there

>>26386772
No because even for a Chad it's a chore to approach girls on a daily basis, they just cannibalize all the damaged whores on Tinder and there's nothing left for the small fish.

Women just need to literally step out of their house and walk around or sit on any bench and they will get a selection of dicks.

>>26385995
>block them
>one person
>them

Please don't tell me they use "them" as a pronoun just so they do not offend the fucking sjws gender retards that browse this shithole.

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>>26386543
JUDS KEK MY SHIT UP

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>reanswered my questions on okc as I originally made my profile back in like 2014
>have no matches in my area above 80% now

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>>26388320

i've gotten used to being lonely, some threads here and there, some skype chats with strangers on the other side of the world.

It's when i have to go outside and get to work that i start to get really pissed at couples, holding hands and smiling all the time.

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Yea okcupid bro yea yea okcuopodi

Took a girl I met on tinder for a date. She ignored me after

>>26386050
Notice how she only responds to questions, she does absolutely nothing to contribute or to move the conversation forward.

They are ALL like this.