>girl randomly says "you have such a beautiful face"

>>26384699
Why are you so dense that you cant even acknowledge that a girl straight up complemented you and essentially said she had a crush on you (protip saying something like that randomly is a pretty good indicator of oh my god hes so fine I WANT)

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I know that feel.
Two girls walked up to me one day and said, "Damn anon, you're looking hot today."

I don't know if they were joking or not.

>all of this humblebragging

Hmmm....

>>26384741
I am very certain that this is not the case. She's a weird girl and is not nice to me. For example, when I say something wrong, she hits me. (Not in the face or very hard though)
The comment in the OP post is also a good indicator. She's making fun of me and likes to belittle me.

>>26384699
Did she say it in a sarcastic way?

>>26384795
I don't know, she said it out of the blue and caught me off-guard so I don't knew.

>>26384766
>not teasing your crush
It's like when guys are mean to the girl they secretly like

>>26384766
Light hitting is an indicator of flirting.

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>>26384813
If she was interested, she'd make it obvious. Please, guys...

ask her out someplace

>>26384868
She likes you OP you troll u palaroo niggerronni

>>26384868
>If she was interested, she'd make it obvious

Confirmed for zero understanding of women

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>>26384892
Not to be rude, but... it'd be foolish to accept dating advice from /r9k/...

>>26384868
>she'd make it obvious
She literally randomly complemented you
You want her to express it by randomly pulling your pants down and sucking you off?

>>26384766
Jesus, fucking moron. It sounds just like my sister when she is hitting on someone. Then I read in her diary cutting herself because no one loves her and she is like infatuated with the guy. Fucking fool, save that girl from sadness and get something in return. That's good economics.

>>26384909
This isn't even fucking advice, this is fucking fact you colossal faggot. You have some girl legitimately trying to break through to you by teasing you, complimenting you--essentially aware of your every fucking move, but somehow you're so goddamn dense that you think she's baiting you? Dude. You're even stupid by 4chan standards and that's saying a lot.

You know what? It's better you don't talk to her like an actual man, autismo. You'd probably somehow find a way to fuck that up too, just like you did being born. Kill yourself.

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>>26384980
OPs a fucktard, read us your sister's diary.

>>26385050
That's a bit much, but I agree.

>>26384766
Holy fuck you are dense

>>26384960
this

on top of that women want men to make the first move. So they drop signs. They're never going to be the aggressor. Unless she's a total slut who's flirted with a million different guys

>>26384699

Okay, I think I may have found a solution to finding a definitive/conclusive answer.

Post a selfie, and we'll quickly be able to determine whether or not she was taking the piss..

>>26384699
>tfw a girl feigned interest in me in order for me to be vulnerable and I was laughed at by the normies in my class
Now I'm never sure if a girl is legitimately interested in me.

>>26385067
I won't but I will give you the jist of it. A lot of the pages are covered in blood, some have some really interesting designs/patterns that she drew. She drew some friends because "no one loves [her]." She misses her old boyfriend, she thinks she was the one, but in truth it was her own fuck up. She blames herself. Anyone who says that someone was "the one" or "the one who got away" is something to be wary of because they aren't owning up to whatever stupid immature shit they did and are instead being a victim. The reality of it is too much for her. She takes doses of alcohol and opiates which are very dangerous, some of the writing is really fucked and illegible. She slept with her friends boyfriend. One guy she said she liked, but later suggested she is disgusted by him, maybe liked him because she hated herself. There are other guys, I think she wanted a relationship but instead just slept with guys. She talked about how one guy fucked some of her other friends and now she is disgusted by it. I thought one of her friends was nice dateable material but I was wrong, the truth is you never know. She talks about that she is self-conscious about her weight, which is actually fine, and her acne. Yeah, she is not a good girl, but she can't stand it. I think she should just confront and accept it. Fucking hell I have done some shit and I don't stress about it. This society is not as pure as we are led to believe, a lot of people end up like her and I don't know why she should stress about it, some beta will be okay with her past.

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>>26384699
>Older asian woman on the bus with a still hot looking body staring at me or aside me the entire ride. The last 10 minutes she changes seats so she could more subtly stare at my dick. Looked away but her face was doable she seemed worn out but other than that it looked like a 16 year old body with big tits. Man why am I still a virgin when I'm an absolute Chad? Girls do this all the time btw to look at my dick. All fucking ages family no exceptions they look at my dick for some reason or at me I should be riding an ocean of pussy. Why!?

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>It's another ``I'm smart, good looking and girls keep hitting on me but I'm a robot guys I swear'' episode

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>>26385235
>tfw women looking at your penis as you walk by because you have a bulge of big balls and normal penis but you are a grower not a shower and your dick is big but it don't show well

They aren't getting the full picture, it's not fair.

>>26384766
I originally thought you were being facetious but from this reply I can tell you're just being retarded. You dense mother fucker you!

>>26385183
Dude please reply to the advice I gave you in the other thread I want a (you). Also, don't ever tell her you read her diary and stop doing that.

>>26385183
>Anyone who says that someone was "the one" or "the one who got away" is something to be wary of because they aren't owning up to whatever stupid immature shit they did and are instead being a victim
TESTIFY BROTHER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afuqiEaysIA

>>26385316
Okay. I know I won't tell her, there is some personal stuff in there. Now, my mother is involved in this too of course, and she read the diary because my sister was taken to the ER and put in a hospital. Well we were moving her shit out of her apartment and it said "please help" on it. I believe that it would be okay for my mother to tell her that she read it so they can talk on it openly. Do you think that would damage their relationship?

>>26385354
Everyone seeing through me today. This guy above me recognizes me from another thread and you recognize some idea that I got from Sam Hyde.

>>26385419
No I don't think so. She's in the hospital so now is probably a good time to approach it all I suppose. Just be delicate with it all. It's tough.

>>26385439
Thanks. If only she knew even an anonymous person on the internet can have true sympathies with her, maybe it would make her feel a little better.

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>>26384741
hey look, its the SJW that defends roasts.

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>>26384745
Whenever that happens, take it like a compliment (Thanks Stacey, your hair looks nice) If they were being genuine, that's the proper response. if they were joking, their joke failed. They may even feel bad.

>>26385272
Walk around with your dick out and theyll get the whole picture.

>>26385576
>W O R S T THEN M Y S T E R Y
So?
Mystery isn't bad at all, so that isn't really an insult

>>26385787
In what way she isn't bad?

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>>26384766
>when I say something wrong, she hits me.
That's assault, anon. You don't need to put up with this abuse. Say it with me "Bullying stops with me".
Report her the local authorities and help stamp out a serious problem in our schools and workplaces.

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>>26385183
>This society is not as pure as we are led to believe, a lot of people end up like her and I don't know why she should stress about it, some beta will be okay with her past.
It's natural that you care about your sister, but what you said is bullshit. A "beta" shouldn't need to settle for less- guys like you think they deserve nothing better.
Your sister fucked up and continues to fuck up so let's toss her to those subhuman betas that can't be beggars, right? Why should they complain? It's practically an honor for someoen as great as your sister to adopted by them as a pet project.

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>>26384699
this.
I had a girl randomly complement me on my teeth, saying they are perfect and shit.
And the other day I had a bitch say i was a cutie and hot. I can't tell any more robots, maybe I've got hotter or they have just lowered their standards, probably the latter.

>>26386208
POST FACE N O W

Op, post a pic of your face right now.

>>26386213
that sounds like a terrible idea

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>walking down the street
>a dozen women literally start ripping apart my pants and competing for my dick
>after I reach climax and my ejaculate hits 5 of them in the face they are literally killed by the other women out of jealousy
>the flesh is carved out of their decapitated heads upon which the remaining women began to incant dark rituals in order to extract my semen's life essence
>didn't say anything about my new haircut

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>sit at lauch table
>girl is looking at me
>asshat friend asking why she is staring at me
>she says "i can stare all day"

>>26386208
>>26384699

How is that a bad thing? That happened to me in highschool, and when I decided to try something with that girl, it actually worked out and I got myself a first girlfriend.

She came up to me randomly in the hall, kissed me in the forehead and said "Have an awesome day". I didn't even know her before that, never talked to her etc.

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>>26386263
I find them all uninteresting and they do nothing for me.

>>26386308
Oh, well in that case, ignore it? I mean, it's just a comment, not something to care about, is it? And if its more oftan than occasional, you can just tell them to fuck off if you dislike them?

>>26386236
you mean a fantastic idea

>>26384699

mfw when an 8.5/10 latina prostitute once said that to me after fucking her and then she said 'You can do anything with me the next time baby'. I never went back.....

fml

>>26386340
I don't dislike them, I just find them uninteresting.
I'm not an autist I can take a complement.

>>26384766
Tobias?
>Original comment

>>26384892
This post x100000000000

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>>26386229
Here. Now do you know why I don't believe her?

>>26384868
>implying women are simple or rational
Jesus anon women make no fucking sense you should know this by now