You're on the titanic, you can't get off and you know it will sink. What do?
Lifeboats are for women and children only so don't even try.
Grab something to defend myself and get on the lifeboat anyways. If they start bitching, i am going to throw them the fuck off the boat one by one. I am more fit, so i would have better chances to survive anyways.
But I'm a manchild. I'm entitled to a spot in one of the lifeboats.
I'm not on the Titanic since I cheked the passenger list and understood that a few of them were going to be killed by the powers that be and that they'd obviously sink the damn boat to do it so I stay the fuck away from that ship.
And laugh at the idiots who bought the official icecube sunk our new toy official version.
This fucking captcha forces me to identify coffee as tea and it triggers me.
Proud of my Italian genes, I will do what I must
>not dressing up as a qt girl and sneaking onto one of the lifeboats
The one time where weird fetishes and meme-knowledge can actually come in handy