Give me one good reason you're not voting for Trump, robots.
I am a robot of color. Can I fuck yoyr gf/wife while you watch? Please, I am a 22 year old Virgin who doesn't have white privilege. Then when I am done, I will vote for Trump. :^)
TRUMP BRINGING BACK PEPE FROM THE NORMIES?
>tfw neets did not pass basic economics 101 class
You must be retarded to believe in le "free stuff!" meme, seriously I expected more of people who post here.
The pendulum swings again!!!
It's actually unbelievable.
It's finally time. It really happened. We'd been bracing for The Happening since we were all basically kids growing up on this damn website. and look how far we've come. It's finally, actually, really, genuinely, truly, fucking happening.
It's amazing to just think about how absurd it is to live in an age where things like Pepe and Wojak can originate here and reach out to the masses. Somehow working their way into the hands of famous people. Even famous artists had trouble accomplishing this hundreds of years ago.
Now our memes are in the hands of presidential candidates.
That would be a great side effect of a Trump Presidency: shitlibs and redditors leaving our fucking memes alone.
You can have Amy Schumer and Key & Peele, we have memes and anime.
Imagine, they must have important people browsing these boards - especially after the amount of shit that's gone down (even here on /r9k/ we had that """grinchpost""" before the Oregon shooting). You probably have people working for several security/intelligence agencies around the planet.
But... Literally nobody is immune to humour. Nobody. If you are not actually fully retarded (and even then, probably), you cannot become isolated from finding something hilarious.
There must be occasions where one of those guys just can't help but laugh his nuts off at some of the content on this board. He might just be laughing at sperg stories or at some stupid picture, or anything at all really.
The thought sticks with him and he ends up affecting other things.
It's pretty cosmic and cozy actually. Thank you Pepe.
>alright I've been assigned to monitor this website for potential school shooters who enjoy posting these "Grinch" pictures
Hours later after lurking many threads
>Damn I remember my ex Stacy was such a whore like this one , bitch trade me for a Chad
>I wonder if my wife is fucking a black guy while I'm at work browsing 4chin
>Damn, this thread is spot on, I regret letting the doctors circumcise my son's penis, fucked up.
>Wow these highschool bullied stories I sure can relate back in my ol class of 1967... Fuck you Chad
>Oh wow this woman looks pretty, let's click on this "web em"
>What the fuck it's got a dick?
>Well there's no one at the office right now I guess I could tug a quick one...
>What am I even saying, get back to work Stan, focus, find the Grinch.
>Face it /r9k/ we missed our chance at a revolution
/r9k/ will be part of a bigger revolution, the Trump revolution. The so-called "alt-right" is basically what you get when you combine betafags with stormfags: nazi anime.
>increasingly nervous man for the 7th time this year predicts the end of the Trump campaign.jpg
>Robots are NEETS and wageslaves. Bernie will make living easier for us. Quit shilling /pol/ack and leave
Robots are disenfranchised white men, living in a culture in which "white male" is an accusation rather than a description.
Why should they vote for a SJW with a tumblr platform like Bernie Sanders?
Bernie's neetbucks are a tired meme. When tumblr rules, the economy will go down the toilet, and especially white men will be punished even harder.
Nah senpai I've always believed he would make it this far and possibly the nomination, but I can't see him winning the general election.
Don't get your hopes up too much /pol/ anon. Be realistic.
Pic is really making Trump look great a bout now.
I still want Bernie to win but I do like seeing these faggots get riled up because their stolen content is being used by the website that essentially created it.
>literally replying twice with same thing
Channeling the boy in the bubble eh?
trump is a meme candidate playing a character for that part of america that is stupid and easily influenced (rural whites) and theyre eating it up.
even setting aside all the retarded and racist/sexist shit he says he does not have any actual policy for anything other than "hurr build a wall kep the browns out"
Shit man I didn't notice the other guy's post, I just love reposting that image, but let's dispel once and for all with this fiction that Obama doesn't know what he's doing. He knows exactly what he's doing.
Apparently "nazi anime" is not original. Huh.
>Nah senpai I've always believed he would make it this far and possibly the nomination, but I can't see him winning the general election
This. Trump has a good deal of the white male and the old, married women whose husbands have some money vote.
But EVERYONE else is against him: all non-white people (who make up around 40% of the population by now), all young women, most young men, all single women, all feminists ... probably ALL the people who have voted for Barack Obama. Twice.
It's just hard to believe that the same population that has voted for someone like Barack Obama. Twice. And that has gotten MORE liberal and LESS white over the past 8 years, vote someone like Trump into office.
Besides, by now it's not even that sure if he will really win the nomination. It already is a Trump vs. non-Trump nomination. People that aren't already for Trump will most likely not become pro Trump later on.
Instead, the Carson supporters will join Cruz, or the Rubio supporters will join Bush.
He has around 30%-40% max of the Republican vote. In a race that is only about him by now. For Trump or Someone-Other-Than-Trump.
And the majority (~60%-70%) is against him.
>le trump is sexist
>le trump is racist
Nice memes, give me one good example where he is being obviously racist or sexist?
I've watched plenty of his stuff over the course of the last few months and he is none of that, the mainstream media wants to think he's some kind of boogeyman.
Actually, Jeb! is the real robot vote. Poor bastard. Even his mom says she doesn't want him to be president. His wife is a goblin and literally the only girlfriend he had and he keeps fucking turtles in his pockets.
Also, he's aspie as fuck.
Also, I think your presuming that Sanders wins the nomination.
If he does, Trump does have a chance of losing.
If he doesn't and Hillary is the nominee...Trump will destroy her.
The most passionate Bernie fans realize how corrupt hillary is. They won't vote for her.
anyone live in SC that's going to be voting in 10 days?
Hillary can't win the general.
She just got rekt in new hampshire. But she'll probably win South Carolina cause black people either don't know Bernie or disagree with his policies.
If it's Trump v Hillary he has the upper hand. He will call her out on the emails and benghazi and she wont be able to weasel out of it.
Bernie v Trump would be interesting.
both against TPP
both against Syria war (trump more against than Bernie, bernie wants Assad gone, trump doesnt care just wants isis gone).
both support some kind of expanded medicaid.
Trump would argue that he's better at doing a lot of the things Bernie wants to do than Bernie is.
I'm proud of you anon.
Not the anon you replied to, but MAGA!!
>get back to work Stan, focus, find the Grinch.
why are you shilling for the voting system?
whats in it for you?
>a proper social security, education and healthcare system will ruin our economy!!!1!
German here. We have loads of taxes on everything, high income tax, free universities and free healthcare. And guess what, we have the strongest economy in Europe.
Trump won't win this election but he's a shoe-in for 2020.
It's 2020, do you know who your president is?
Make Pepe great again!
Your country was also up until last year filled with efficient German people and not lazy subhumans. It's going to go downhill from here Hans.
>and guess what we're the strongest of the weaklings!
Nice try hans.
>not lazy subhumans
en gruess vo de baerge
well, I won't until the election since I'm not registered with a party
>up until last year filled with efficient German people
Kek, we always had tons and tons of cockroaches here, you dumb American. And a majority of them didn't work. You should visit Berlin-Kreuzberg.
Turks are (and have been) all around and guess what, economy still didn't crash
>Germany has a higher per capita GDP than all but 10 states
It's amazing how America manages to be this shitty in comparison while being way (waywayway) larger, country and population wise
>I'm done with memes
LOOKS LIKE THE MEME WAS JUST TOO SUPREME
>He has to compare an entire countries success to individual states of another country
>(waywayway) larger, country and population wise
But that's the opposite of amazing, it's easy to have a higher per capita gdp when you have lower population.
But it will increase several times over in the next few years. You had cohesion unlike America, America has blacks, hispanics, Italians, Greeks and many more. Your next generations will lose their German identity and give up on life becoming drug addicts and neets etc. 50's America definitely could have excelled with socialism but not today and not future Germany.
Fucking genius. Just imagine the GOP's faces when their biggest and most dedicated fanbase on the internet is a racist, sexist, pro-Nazi containment board for NEET manchildren on a chinese doodle BBS
I think I finally understand /pol/.
whoa literally the most reddit post ITT, too many buzzwords in one post
>trump says one thing about controlling illegal immigrants
>OH MY GOD NEO NAZI RACIST KKK HITLER
Keep it up Anon, you're doing god's work
>T-TRUMP BE RAYCIST N SHIT HE LITERALLY HITLER!11
>FEEL DA BURN xDDDDDD
Thank you my son. I am cumming so hard I literally busted a whole in my pants
thanks I'm doing my best to fend off the reddit invaders from this board
>/r9k/ couldn't save pepe with poo poo pee pee
>Trump would argue that he's better at doing a lot of the things Bernie wants to do than Bernie is.
Kind of a hard case to make when sanders has been in congress a million years, working in the system that makes laws, and trump is a reality show meme