>She will be get fucked by Chad this Valentine's Day

>>26382548
>This weekend Chad will give her the D all night long
>While you sit alone and play with your schlong.

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Chad eats her roasties you inside staying toasty she on hotline bling while yo phone don't ring you feeling sad Chad feeling glad

i dont even know any girls to crush on lol

>>26382548
>At best, you might be playing hotline miami
>While Chad gets to stick it in her poonani

I do not have boyfriend but it will be ok because I will get much money when working!

>He gives her the D

>While you drink Sunny D

>>26382678

Nigger, learn to rhyme

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>Chad fucks her in his Toyota
>You masturbate alonefoyota

>>26382771
Chad fucks her in his Lexus
While you play with your penis

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On Valentines Day

>you kick it with anons on 4chan

>While chad fucks your crush, and empties his gonads..

>she's beautifull and you love her

>but she loves him

>>26382548

>chad and stacy get STDs
>you stay comfy laughing at memes

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>>26382548
>You fantasize about holding her hand
>while she massages Chad's prostate gland

you're eating ramen and spam
he's splitting her ham

>>26382694
Damn, that's a good rhyme

My gf is 9/10 and we'll prolly be watching tranny porn together on Valentine's Day

>>26382968
how does that spam stuff taste?

>she let's him piss in her mouth
>memes is at what you laugh

I wouldn't mind if I could actually find a torrent for that porno I want.
Let him make her sister an aunt.

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I had a dream that my ex called me looking for sex last night. Probably could've have some sweet break up sex with her but she moved and I fucked that up pretty hard. I almost escaped being a robot but I'm right back in.

>She inspects his peepee

>you collect rare pepe's

>>26383141
peepee doesnt rhyme with pepe (sounds like pehpay)

Chad'll fuck her in his jaguar

While you cry like the fag you are

(british pronunciation)

>while he's deep in her

>youre neet in here

>she's having sex with him

>you are having snacks at home

One day they will both die so who cares

>>26383456
And you will too. I'd rather not die a virgin desu senpai.

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>>26382548
>tfw so alone don't have anyone to give a shit about

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you're depressed. this doesn't' need to rhyme.

It's too late, you're out of time.

As Chad fucks her from behind.

You're a nice guy cuck, ever so kind.

>>26382989
it's a feminine rhyme

>>26382855
shit rhyme.
4chan doesnt even ryme with gonads

>You watch The Amazing Race

>She just farted in Chad's face

>At home bemoaning your life

>Tyrone be boning your wife

>you sit alone on v day
>she is giving chad a bj