>tell girl i'm 6'1 >i'm 5'9 >date

>be 6'2"

What happens when you both sit down and your stubby torso betrays you

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>girl asks for height
>tell her that I am 6'
>she doesn't respond

lel we manlet now.

>>26381194

or better yet, when it's sexy time and you have to take off your clown shoes?

>>26381194
I'll slouch

>>26381213
So your master plan to avoid seeming short is to make yourself shorter

does he think he is fooling anybody?

>>26381205
Women can't tell the difference between a couple of inches. Besides, if she's that horny she won't care

>6'4"
>wear Timbs
>now 6'6"
ayy

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>even a demigod millionaire actor such as RDJ is mocked for being short

the ride never ends

>>26381197
girl asked for my penis size and I said the same exact thing. she started yelling at me for being deceitful in my bio and said 6 wasn't acceptable.

why the fuck do i have to be 5'4? does god find humour in my suffering?

I'm actually considering getting a shoe lift for my left foot only.

The growth plate in my knee on that leg got fucked up in an accident in middle school, and now my left leg is like an inch an a half shorter than my right one. It's causing pretty serious spinal problems.

I wonder there's any online store that will sell just one, with a normal shoe for the other foot.

>>26380946

>6'1 without shoes
>aint even mad though
>that being said, go get em tiger

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>>26381275
Fucking women man

whats 74cm in your bizarro measurement

am I tall enough for stacey

>>26381375
>74cm

Verne Troyer is that you?

>>26380946
this guy was also the highest paid actor this year. i dont get why anyone who is rich as fuck would want a wife? why not fuck 100s of girls? celebrity "love" is all bs anyways

>6'3 without shoes
>6'5 with boots I usually wear


have fun with life down there

Why do women like lanky men so much? Is it because they see other women liking them?

>>26381239
Timbs adds more than 2", most nikes add that

>>26382823
They don't like lanky. They like bigger than themselves. It's about achieving the visual status quo with an attractive guy who feels like a protector.

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manlets are a myth. most pussy magnets i know are below 5'8, i even know of a couple 5'4 and below rednecks who pull more poon than all of 4chan combined