Why haven't you gone to Japan yet if you're desper

>Went for a month
>Got roped into amateur porn

Crazy shit.

>>26378099
why the hell would you spend so much money when there are escorts?

What if I'm tall and Mexican?

>>26378289
You're out of luck

they wont even fuck each other why would they fuck any of you faggots?

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>>26378808
Because Japanese guys are too short and beta.

Is it the same in Korea? Jap girls aren't as cute imo.

>>26378099
I'm 6'5 white and weigh 165lbs. You think I got a chance?
I'm already thinking about moving there after school.

>>26378876
I'd assume so yeah

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>>26379006
Go for it! I'm sure they're all waiting for you! Can't wait to hear how you had to beat them off of you with a stick! I'm sure they won't mind the language gap either. There is definitely no ways its not actually like your animes.

but... have you ever seen a Japanese woman? They'll make you glad that you're a virgin

I can't talk to girls that speak English. The fuck would I say to a Japanese qt

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>>26379282
I see them in my animes all the time! Whats the difference?

they only love white dudes for citizenship.
I've heard this from asian foreigners themselves. I work with them at my job. I had a crush on her and she went back to her asian boyfriend too. Im 6'1 172 and I lift. Not all asians want white dude's. Besides they want to live in America too, you're their golden key for that. Some even pay someone to marry them. After 3 years they hit you wih a divorce.

>>26378099
>cucking the poor anime creators

>>26379260
Why am I still turned on even with those arms...

>>26379378
The Japanese also often fantasies about France thinking its some magical fairy tale land. Only to be struck by shock and grief by the reality once they visit there.

But this completely different. I can almost hear the all the Japanese waifus calling my name from here in the Great US!

>>26379260
Thanks dude and I already know plenty of nip to get around and then some. Thanks for the support that'll get me through the day.

>>26378099
>netflix and chill
>in japan
These are the idiots that make us look bad.
They are no different from niggers chasing white women or rapefugees.

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>>26378099
Have they made love doll rental brothels yet?
Any chance they'd accept gaijin?
I'd rather do that 2bhonest

>>26379378
Japan is actually a good country, though. You're thinking of every other Asian country save some areas in South Korea.
The most likely outcome is that no one will care about you at all except the Japanese equivalent of white trash coal burners. The infatuation ended decades ago because of the Japanese economic explosion and all the weeaboos going there because of their animes.
The English teacher thing stopped being a free meal ticket as well because of oversatuation starting in the 90's.
tl;dr Immigration from other countries fucked over the West so stop trying to fuck over Japan by taking away their Japanese ethnic identity.

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>want to go to Japan
>know they hate foreigners
>I can empathize with that

>>26379006
Ew... I bet you look like a spider.

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>>26378099
>The real reason white """"""""""""men""""""""""""" want to go to Japan

If I was tall and white I'd be Chad already

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>>26380219
>pepe's greentext

>>26378289
if you are light then easy
if youre dark theres still probably some desperate girl you could bang

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>>26378131
was it with a grill qt.?
if you could wear a rubber sounds gud.

>>26379378
The "citizenship" meme is really only true for Southeast Asia. Most East Asians do not want to move overseas, and if they do, get homesick quickly.
I have been told quite often that for Japanese girls in specific, a good amount of them find white guys more physically attractive, but most are not interested in dating them due to culture differences and what not. Of course even if just 5% were interested, that would seem like a lot of women when practically 99% of Japan is homogenous

>>26378099
I got a picture of Japan and it's tempting, but I'm sure it's no different than an American city aside from cultural beliefs

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>>26380200
They actually don't hate everyone. Almost every one I talked to while in Japan loves foreign visitors. *Visitors not permanent immigrants
They feel pleased and proud that you enjoyed visiting their country. If you moved there that's a different story. You'll likely never fully integrate into their society and always be seen as an outsider.

>>26380495
I was actually very surprised at how different it was. My experience with Asian countries is that their culture holds them back and they're doomed to stay third world. But Japan keeps that culture while rocketing past its neighbors technology-wise and living standards.

>>26378099
>ctrl+f Davido-kun

>no results found

of course you weebs want to live in lala-land, autists are autists all over the world and Chads are Chads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2FGgYp6mdk

>>26380200
Same tbqh, I hate foreigners.

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>>26380738
>They keep laughing at him for not wearing shoes
Do they seriously wear shoes inside in Japan?

>>26380701
How many times did you get laid while in Japan?

>>26380738
I showed this to my Asian friend. It flew over his head and he only felt sorry for Davido-kun.

>>26380880
they wear slippers indoor, or at the very least socks, but more importantly it's the fact that he wandered out barefeet into the hallway and then walked around his room with those same bare feet.

Japan has a common-sense approach to not tracking in dirt and shit from the outside into one's house or apartment through shoes, which the west often sees as kooky and exotic as they spread dog shit all over the bathroom carpet.

>>26380948
is he also a massive doll-collecting otaku?

>>26380904
None, I'm not a chad in my own country why would I be one in theirs? As this anon said >>26380413


Just kidding, I had to hire bodyguards to keep them off of me. Everyone seriously though I was Brad Pitt.

They didn't know I have given up on 3d women. Instead I opted to go the Takarajima24. An onnahole cafe.

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>>26378099
that's chad tho. just fuck my shit up

>>26380968
wait americans actually wear their shoes inside their own home? what the fuck?

>>26380990
That's not Chad, half the shit he said was autistic as fuck he was just confident with his stupidity

>>26380981
No, but he does have a book shelf of shonen jump (about 2-3 years worth) from before it got discontinued and he's a communications student.

>>26380999
some do.

dog poo and dirt on the shoes just isnt on some people's minds when they get home.

>>26381015
>implying being confident in your stupidity isn't chad to a tee

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D-d-do Japanese girls like black men?

>>26381045
No you're monkeys, fuck off

>>26378099
>Why haven't you gone to Japan yet

A better question would be 'why would I'?

>language barrier
>notoriously xenephobic
>ludicrously high cost of living
>work culture that makes Germany look like Greece

I enjoy the occasional chinese cartoon and I have nothing against the idea of visiting for a vacation or something like that, but these people who think it's some kind of utopia and that they will be able to solve all their problems by buying a plane ticket are deluded.

They have nice trains, though. And they made some awesome cars in the 80's and 90's. I have to give them that.

>>26381045
I wouldn't say like, Its more of a taboo fetish. Like fucking a dog.

>>26380999
I'm not exactly American I'm Canadian and yes it's fucking disgusting. My parents and siblings will just walk right and then go use the upstairs toilet with their boots and shows still on, it's especially bad in the winter months since they leave melting snow all over the fucking floor and me being the idiot that only walks around in socks in the house gets wet socks like 4 times a day.

May as well collect dog shit and cat piss and spread it around the house. It's not just my kooky family either, most non-Asian people's houses that I've been to were like "eh take off your shoes, or don't, who cares"

My dad also doesn't wash his fucking hands after using the toilet but I guess that's not so much cultural as it is an issue of being retarded.

>>26381015
Trump also says a lot of stupid shit but thanks to his radiating confidence gets taken seriously enough to run for a president what the fuck holy shit.

>>26378099
What a shit home they live in.

You aren't a man if you don't own land

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>>26381166
Do we have another bernie person here?

>>26381201
No I'm not even American and I sincerely want Trump to win. But you cannot deny that he says a lot of unbelievably stupid shit during debates that would seem okayish if it was a high school argument between kids and not a fucking presidential debate.

But he does have a way with people and he makes everything he says work simply because he's him.

>>26381045
Pretty harsh but this >>26381077
if you go to a hip hop club and pretend to be tyrone, you should be able to bang one. If you want one with goals in life and above average looking, hopefully you look like Will Smith or some shit because they love him for some reason

>>26381261
same with Reagan in the 80s, and that worked out just great for America.

>>26381297
No it didn't. Reagan fucked shit up.

>>26380345
It was three shoots with three different women. They were all decent looking I guess. No rubber though.

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>>26381365
that was sarcasm, anon.

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its like shooting fish in a barrel when you're white and want asian girls

>>26378099
Newsflash, if you're tall and white you're literally Chad here too.

Do they whine when you're fucking them like in their porn?

>>26381166

Actually, he's successful because he's the only one that isn't an establishment shill.

>>26381641
i'm 6'4 and white and im a virgin at 26

>>26381645
They whine like you do when you're getting cucked by Tyrone.

>>26381662
What a fucking waste of a human bean.
Literally just walk out side, be tall, be white.
That's it. Nothing more. That's the bare minimum that's required at you surpassed it.
Yet you fucked your self over for no reason at all. Or to fit in with >muh roobutt seecret club

>>26381671
pwn3d him haha

>>26381458
This guy is probably more attractive than like 80% of 4channers though

>>26381671
canadians don't do that shit lol

>>26381712
or women demand more than just being white and tall

>>26381719
not really.. it was cliche 4chan shit talk

>>26378099
Is 5'7" tall in nipland?

>>26381747
Ohh lankeys, when will you learn?

>>26381764
average maybe (aka invisible)

>>26381807
what do yu think happens when a girl sees a tall guy?

she just instantly submits and starts blowing him?

>>26381764
From my experience there I noticed people were either very short (under 5'5") or very tall by Japanese standards (over 5'10") I noticed very few people in between. But that's also a very unnoticeable height.

>>26381764
average height of young nips is like 5'8.

>>26381453
Sorry, Anon, I couldn't tell.

>>26381841
There's obviously something wrong in your head. But I'm not surprised, this is /r9k/.
I'm obviously a manlet (5'4) and I always see/hear about the biggest fucking sperglords getting laid/married/gfs when they have absolutely no other redeeming qualities other than being all.
And if your fucking tall ass brain knew how to read I said being tall and white is the bare minimum. ie if you want to get your dick sucked. If you want to have an actual relationship then you stop being a total sperglord. Which you have no reason to be.

Just kill yourself and end your sad excuse for an existence.

>>26381957
well that is just rude.

>>26382112
I'm a manlet, its expected of me to over react. But you actually have a chance to get your shit together unlike the most of us. Sad that wont happen and we have to deal with people like you who have no reason to be here.

OP you have to speak Japanese and not get raped by a squid or a robot.

>>26378099
I like white girls.

>>26382193
I'll find a way to deal with the squid. Most of us here can speak robot so I might come back with a robofu. Which is slightly better than a Japanwify.