Real talk: if you had to fug one, which one would you choose?

>>26376828

>if you had to

I would pay money to fuck A. The other answer is retarded. Who would actually pick the worst of both worlds?

>>26376848

Agreed, my home fry shoopity doop dop.

>>26376828
Both have obvious male characteristics so you'd be a faggot either way.

>>26376848
>Who would actually pick the worst of both worlds?
This
Female faces > Male faces
Female bodies > Male bodies
Penis > Vagina

I need more context

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>>26376828
I'm pissed at b desu, she had life on easy mode and she wanted to be a man instead, wtf cunt?!
>Mfw

>>26376828
>you will never be able to do forced femininity on B and have an end result that has a functioning vagina

why live

Easy. The one with the pussy. I'd be gettin' cheddar down low, and then having some bro-chat about guns or cars or something up top. mite b cool

>>26377132

That's not what this is. He got his dick cut off. The point is, they're both men.

>>26377217

>He got his dick cut off.

What the fuck are you talking about? That's Buck Angel. Was born female and then took a bunch of testosterone injections and had breasts removed to look like that.

>>26377217
>being this new 2017-1

>>26377208
that's pretty gay, brodude.

>>26377217
no, he's a legit women. there's a viral documentary about him on youtube. he took steroids because he didn't feel right in his female body. but there's no surgery to turna vag into a dick.

Left, but very reluctantly and after considerable alcohol consumption.

>>26377243
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>>26377252

Well EXCUSE ME. I'm not as well endowed in fag culture I'm sorry I can't be as knowledgeable as y'all.

>>26377274
lurk more before you post

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>>26376828
I'll keep my wizard powers tyvm

If I wanna fap to shemales/traps and cuntbois I'll stick to hentai because look how awful it is in real life tbqhf

>>26377274

There's nothing wrong with not knowing stuff, but why would you make a random false claim about something you actually have no knowledge of? I mean, I don't know anything about basketball and I'm not going to go on /sp/ and make a post about how there are 20 players on each team because in actuality I have no idea how many players there are on each time.

Very reluctantly, I'd pick A. I've never seen anyone like B before, she/he looks so odd to me. At least I've seen enough tranny pics on 4chan so that A doesn't look so strange to me.

>>26377274
Don't pontificate in realms which you have no understanding of, newfag

I'm straight, so B is the only option.

>>26376828

A. Not even close.

>>26377436
>If I wanna fap to shemales/traps and cuntbois I'll stick to hentai because look how awful it is in real life tbqhf

Pretty much. Trannies are always really fucked up people. They're suicidal and depressed or attention-seeking narcissists who want to mooch off you.

Fap away but stay miles away from IRL traps.

>>26376828
Is suicide an option? If so, I'd rather off myself.

>>26377695
Your stubbornness is admirable.

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I'm totally straight but haven't had sex in five years. So... is it an option to have A put their pants on, give me head, and pretend its a girl?

>>26377217
>dick cut off
nope thats buck angel, nice guy but was certainly a woman