>"You seem interesting anon, why don't you

Mind your own business you dumb bitch

>"I'm talking to her right now, she just doesn't know it ;^) "


would this work?

*pulls out deagle*
Say goodbye to your brains

>>26375827
>talking to a figment of your imagination
>has to ask if it would work.

>>26375827
no, never in your entire life would this work you fucking idiot

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>>26375827
>"you're totally out of my league dude, sheesh"

>>26375827
That's some good old fasioned robot autismo right there.

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>>26375806
I've had a roast ask me this once

said something along the lines of 'I'm too busy for one'

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>>26375827

Normie here, or what you would consider a normie.

Yes, that actually might work.

If a girl asks you why you don't have a girlfriend, it's because she's interested in you. So that line could actually work depending on how desperate she is.

On the other hand, that line might scare her.

It'd be better to ask the question with a question.


>Why do you ask?

She'll probably stutter after that, lame conversation will ensue and you can finally say

>Well, why don't you have a boyfriend?

Be sure to be funny and also tease her at the same time.

>>26375865
Above your league or below it? This is important

>>26375806
>"I'm picky, I haven't really been able to find a girl with trait X and trait Y. "

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>>26375827
Jesus Anon.
If you ever try that remember to record her reaction.

Girls are annoying and get in my way.

>>26375917

This is also a good line, and it makes you more desirable to her.

She'll start wondering if she has those traits.

>>26375806
>the girls I want don't want me
>the girls who want me I don't want

>>26375932
Or even feel obliged to PROVE she has those traits and cause you to show interest.

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>>26375929
I'm curious as to what this anon has going on. Where's he off to that girls are in his way?

>>26375959

Exactly, you understand.

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>>26375951
>"Oh I didn't know you were a special snowflake, seriously anon grow the fuck up"

>>26375961
They make me not want to kill myself.

Because then she will be sad.

>>26376005
>If you really think I'm interesting, why don't you go on a date with me and we'll see how it goes? You seem like a person I would want to get to know.
>If you're not interested at all, I don't really care what you think of me.

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>>26376031
tf is this? You sound completely crazy

>>26376005
What kind of fucking response is that? I'm not him anyways.

>You seem interesting
No one has ever said this to me.

>>26376216
That was my intention.

Sorry to bother you lad.

>>26375865
Thats right.Fuck off now coal burner

>>26375827
>this is the average /r9k/ poster

10/10 autismo anon

*acquires a girlfriend*

>>26375806
Because I don't live life on easy mode like you, you condescending bitch.

>>26375827

Holy shit they weren't kidding when they said this place was full of people with aspergers

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>>26375806
>"You seem interesting anon, why don't you have a girlfriend?"
Ah, I remember this meme. Remember kids, "interesting," does not mean the same thing as attractive.

>>26375806
>has spoken to a girl outside of work or a store

what the fuck is it with all these normal ass-faggots today

>>26375827
pure autism right there

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>>26375806
She's ugly as fuck family

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>>26375806
>thinking about fucking her brains
>"Because I'm anti social and I choose to."

>>26375806
I haven't found a women that doesn't try to shame me into doing things against my will. Also, your behaviour is emotionally hurtful, and all I find are these emotionally hurtful women out there in the world.

>>26375827
PLEASE HELP
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
I legitimately think this is clever and cool, and i would say it if a qt gave me the chance to (and I thought of it roght then)

Do I have autism?

>>26375951
>>the girls who want me I don't want
boo hoo

>>26380130
>implying you'd go for a 2/10 with a toad's face
>implying you'd bareback a skank in a publick bathroom
>implying you'd go with the 7/10 qt who was approaching you while you were dancing with your oneitis at a party
In hindsight, I shouldn't have ignored the last one.

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reminded me of what my classmate asked me a week or so ago
>why are you antisocial? why don't you just stop?

>>26375827
I guarantee if you try this it will haunt you for the rest of your life.

>>26379902
Thos one is perfect

>>26380037

Yes you do.

If a cute girl ever asks you why you don't have a gf do not fucking say that shit.

I got a gf haha :D bye whore

>>26375806
Because I killed her with a rubber band.

>>26375917
XY traits are only found in guys. nigga u gay

>>26375806
Just stare blankly.

Who knows
Autistic mentally ill sexual hangups never make the first move 2scared to approach etc o well

>>26375910
"Why do you ask?" seems like it would come off very desperate to me. Like you got all excited at the idea that she might be hitting on you, but you're too awkward to actually flirt back so you just coyly ask a weak follow up where it's obvious what answer you're fishing for.

>tfw my sisters tells me that all her friends think I am "mysterious" and "want to know more about me"
>mfw I'm not mysterious, I just don't talk to people if I have nothing to say

How do I capitalize on this though? Of course I'm a 24 year old KHV but how do I play this angle to lose the KHV status? Any normies in here want to give me advice?

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>>26375827
>>26380037
>Would this work?
>Do I have autism?

1. Probably not, barring a LOT of charm. Too much charm for anyone on here. If you're gonna flirt, aim lower.

Ex.
>"Why no gf anon?"
>"Can't say for the life of me. But I now that I think about it, I can see a certain someone."
>"Who anon?"
>"Depends. What are you doing this weekend?"

If it works, then hooray. If not, smile, laugh, and back out gracefully.

2. Yes, definitely autistic. But hell, why not try?

>>26375861
>>26376755
>>26375895
>>26378189
>>26380037

Also very autistic. Looks like you'll be in good company if your imaginary conversation goes south.