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Who /mischief/ here?
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Who /mischief/ here?

>diagnosed with terminal cancer
>have a week to live
>happened three weeks ago
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>>26372846
>click on "hot bbw" video
>don't find fatties attractive at all
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>not /mischief/ here
>reply to thread anyway
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>>26372846
>Buy and drink energy drink
>not even tired beforehand
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I feel for you op.
Hope you will live another few weeks atleast
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>pissed in a normie's letterbox
>shat on the doorstep
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>>26373289

/mischief/

>dont even have cancer
>gotcha twice
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>>26373456
Prove you are op faggot.
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>cry
>not actually sad
cheeky
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>guy offers his Origin account with FIFA on it to me for free because he's tired of it
>take the password and use it on his email
>log into his PayPal and buy 500 euro worth of bitcoins off myself
>send him an email with a receipt for 500 euro of dank memes
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>>26373513
>What is depression, Alex?
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>go to gym
>take shower
>eat Wendy's sitting on a treadmill
>leave
>come back next day
>repeat
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> go to gay bar
> get picked up by a gay dude
> go back to his place
> gaysex.jpg
> start dating
> 3 years and he proposes
> get civil partnership
> honeymoon in greece
> 5 years later
> have 3 adopted african kids; mtombe, abbawabba and kumbawumba
> its our anniversary
> look at him across the table
> 'lol im not even gay hahaha pranked bro'
> walk out and never look back
I miss you esteban
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>friend asks me if I want the last slice of pizza
>I say I don't
>I actually wanted it
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>be gay
>like masculine vaginas
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>>26374425
C'MON BRO IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
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>>26375018
>call anon a huge faggot and a degenerate
>actually masturbate to traps and femboys
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>>26374990
>Your face when he doesn't realise you were being polite and he takes it and you try to put on a smile
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>>26372846

ANAL CANCER
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>doctor tells me i am fat and need to walk 30 minutes a day
>walk 2 hours a day
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>>26375078
>mfw I'm lactose intolerant
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>Stacy asks if I want to go to a party with her
>say yes and tell her I'll pick her up at 8
>I actually pick her up at 8:10

Who else /twistedfuckingpsycho/?
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>am a bitter schizo permavirgin who is disgusted of people
>help old ladies, hold the door for people, and tip the pizza man even if its not the norm here
haha that'll show these losers
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>>26372846
>tell normies on /r9k/ to fuck off to reddit
>be a normie who goes on reddit
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>>26372846
OP IS POSTING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE

MADMAN
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>>26375231
you and every other person here
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>people think I'm a robot
>not actually made of metal

T R I C K E D
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>grow beard
>not even a hipster
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>>26375545
>tell people I'm a robot
>actually take a sacred oath to Google every time I post that I am not a robot
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>selling some games on ebay
>Condition: Acceptable
>condition is actually like new
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