slightly different op image edition time.
who /manc/ here?
suicide pact approximately when?
I walk a lonely road
The only one that I have ever known
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me and I walk alone
feeling pretty lewd desu
what to do
You're waifus are beautiful and you should post them lads
don't worry lad, everything will be okay, I'm here for you.
you are waifus as well!
10 stone, that is a lot lad. I lost 7 and a bit i cannot imagine more than that.
At least your heart won't explode after you spend 10 hours playing EVE Online now, or whatever it is you do.
although ODST is pretty nice too ngl
>trying to impress work colleagues
>mention that I use britfeel but describe it as a British cyber gang that does stuff to ISIS and shit
>work colleagues seem impressed
>turns out they reported me to my boss
>got fired for being involved in criminal activity
Now I'm a 29 year old neet for fucks sake
Good thing I'm not wearing ODST then. Or rather my husbando isn't.
Does anyone want to hack the Microsoft data banks so I can sign into Xbox Live again? I'll give you a tenner and all the Shin Cups you can eat. Providing you can eat a maximum of two Shin Cups.
Why? British pancakes aren't sweet or savoury on their own, that's why we put stuff on them. Roasted chicken in a BBQ sauce is a great topping for them. And IHOP is International House of Pancakes
I thought there was, but I looked it up and its called "The Pancake House" on their website. It was a long time ago so I could just have got the names confused.
Tbf Slash and Duff have been pretty fit and healthy for years since they got clean and never missed a beat musically.
I hope that having to perform with them again will get Axl to get back on form. His live performances were really good around 2008-2010 but then half his new band left so he seemed to have given up and gone back to eating cheese burgers and never practicing. He'll have to get himself in shape for this though. No way his ego would let him be shown up as a weak link with Slash and Duff on stage.
>born too late to crusade against the muslims and pagans
>born too soon to purge the alien and mutant scum in the name of the god-emperor
>born just in time to fight in the european race war
hey lads I was at a club the other night and some girl came up to me and asked to dance, anyway I sperged out and refused. anyway she came back later and started saying 'don't care what people think about you, blah, blah, blah normie shit' and I told her you should care what people think of you and fuck off. She literally started getting annoyed and interupting me and getting in my face and started moving towards me, so I grabbed her shoulders and pushed her on to a table. She fell over into a load of glasses and they smashed into her. Then my buddies who saw what happened jumped in and started fucking kicking her on the floor then a massive fucking fight broke out when people ran over. like a literal bar fight where everyone got kicked out and a shit load of coppers pretty much in riot gear came rolling up outside. although I slipped out and did a runner with my buddies
Anyway turns out she had a husband and kids, and her husband has been messaging my m8 on FB saying he's gunna slit my throat and shit.
What do I do? I'm always getting told my normies to start socialising and this is what happened.. Some guy now wants to fucking kill me. Guess I'm just going stay inside again for another 4 years FUCK ALL OF YOU
>christianity was as bad as islam is now
at least our prophet didn't fuck children mate
Here's my waifu~
I think I have had 0 calories today. The only thing I managed to eat was a stick of celery that had 9 calories, and those are long gone. Feeling really faint and dizzy desu~
eat some food you mental man, don't make me come over there, and i will.
Can we please stop with the constant anime/waifu posting once in a while I want to go back to the days of jobcenters and 2ndary school stories
Would you like some cake Tilde? It's extremely moist.
Does anyone else talk to themselves and also do it in a baby voice. well not goo goo gah gah but like a small child maybe 6 or 7?
i find it make a grim adult world easier to deal with if I can pretend to be a child again
please eat something tilde, I'd be really upset if something bad happened to you
just realised for the first time in ages i've done everything from my sad and pathetic spreadsheet
the cardio was 4 miles too. today was a good day
good on you though lad, who cares if you're being a bit autistic if it's improving your life desu
I just looked up the sheet music and it does look quite fun to play! You are welcome to record your stuff for me, anon. I think it's nice to be able to share things you have worked hard on with others~
I shall be there shortly, anon~
>bed at 11, wake up 9:20
I'm fucked it
Job people didn't get back to me I've been led on for about a month about this job it's not fucking fair
Me desu lad, shame i've got no gf or black bull to enjoy it
Who else is sick of seeing and hearing this annoying fat bitch?
Tell him to fuck her better next time she allows him to, that way she'll not come up to you in the bar asking to dance. Seriously, don't sperg out or pussy away from a prick like him.
If you're over 25 and can't get an entry level job, come April you've got absolutely no fucking chance.
Remember to vote for friday's movie night lads, voting closes midnight tomorrow
>mfw Matched betting plus Ebay reselling equals work from home Neet Life comfiness when I want to.
Save a few pound up and get stated lads, beats having a fag boss.
The 'come april' bit isn't even necessary. If you're 25 and cant get a job, you're fucked no matter what.
Your best bet is to convince your aging parents they'll need you to take care of them soon, and hoping they have good pension plans.
I am extremely OK with the current lead.
Introduction of the Jizya for all of Britain.
>''Are you a Christian or a Jew or a member of another minority faith contrary to the teachings of Allah and his Prophet Muhammad (PBUH)? Then as a citizen of the Caliphate of Britain, you are required to pay a tax (The Jizya) to assure your place and protection in this great British Islamic society from April onwards. Failure to pay the Jizya may incur the distrust of the majority Muslim society and also exclude you from government assistance of all fronts such as no funding for plots for places of worship, medical care from the NHS, or benefits from the DWP''
Pay up, Infidel. Your daughters assholes belong to us.
>tfw your pay won't be going up so it will essentially be reduced to minimum wage
fucking hell, whats even the point, I should just wait until it goes up 9 bong an hour and work some shit tier job.
10PM this friday. Full details will be posted tomorrow once the film choice is finalised.
Not really desu, think it's just the angle
I used to play ArmA2: OA a fair amount on multiplayer shortly after DayZ was released (as a mod before before standalone).
I never really understood it, the zombie animation / interaction is just plain crap and any interaction with other players was usually just getting killed for loot.
MP in ArmA as blufor/opfor was usually pretty good depending on the server. Only problem being Chernarus is a huge map for anything less than about 60 players.
We are bordering on /soc/ behaviour with this desu lad
you cannot get better then this.
That's definitely 98% of what dayz is, bad zombies, running and KoS. It's a lot of crap to deal with but when you get that 2% of 10/10 experiences and interactions it's what makes it all worth it.
The best comparison I can make to playing dayz is an abusive relationship, everyone watching from the outside wonders why you don't leave it and you know you should, but you still don't because you're in too deep.
1.45 hours till work orientation and I don't know if I'm too drunk to attend
Agreed. That moment when you score a shot from 1500m compensating for bullet drop after ranging a shot or two in. Or blowing up enemy tanks in support of ground forces from 3k away in a heli.
I put in 553hrs in Operation arrowhead according to Steam but haven't touched it in a couple of months. Most of my FPS needs are covered by Insurgency as of recent.
Couldn't recommend it enough and it looks great on a CV/ the transition to the regulars is quite simple if that's where you want to take it.
It does depend a lot on what team you get however, some skippers are cunts to specials i.e. sticking them on crime scenes all shift but from my experience most are good to them and as long as they pull their weight the team are usually welcoming.
I don't get to do too much beating unfortunately, but at the end of the day it's okay money and I genuinely enjoy going in to work
It is indeed my friend, plus a bit of fluff
>the transition to the regulars is quite simple if that's where you want to take it.
Bullshit. My brother quit because he was looking at years before the police were taking anyone from the Specials
Feels good. Coming from being piss poor to the point of no food or running water in childhood but NEVER blaming it on 'Da Rich, Da government man! Give me handouts!' I feel only joy at fucking over you scumbag commie fucks all day.
You can't do it with cars, the street is a dead end but the gap for pedestrians is big enough for bikes to get through and they use it as a shortcut with engines that sound like a crying baby
Going on my first date on thursday at the age of 21. I have a feeling i'm going to fuck it up massively but I might as well try. What's the goto greeting for a date? A hug?
>>sitting at my desk at work, in silence doing nothing of importance day after day after day
Fun fact, not everyone does this for a living. There's lots of different types of jobs.
>You can't choose your job mate.
Actually yes, you can. We don't live in the first episode of Futurama.
>My parents think my job is good and I should keep doing it.
That's nice, it's good when families are interested in one another. Doesn't mean you have to do a job you hate forever, you're not some social elite who has a pre-requisite career required to be considered "one of the family"
I apply for everything that I could vaguely do for 50 miles, I have been doing this for over 6 months now, none stop. I still have this job and no other offers.
I don't know why they like it, I think they jut don't want me to quit even though I'm drinking more and becoming more unstable.
>boss has me opening the shop three mornings in a row
>got to get up at 5am and walk half an hour in the cold and rain
>everyone in the morning is an asshole middle aged woman who walks around like they own the place whilst gossiping
>sleep all day and wake up with 6 hours left until my next shift
>no time to play vidya or watch muh anime films
Fuck wagecucking man. Can't even afford to move out of my parents attic.
I made a facebook just to keep in contact with a few people and somehow people from work have found and added me. I can't accept them because they'll see that I have no friends on my friendlist but I can't reject them either.
Ever wish you didn't start something?
Just accept them and if they ask about it (they won't), just tell them what you told us - you're not a social media person, you just use it to keep in contact with a few people.
Sometimes the truth is just fine, not everyone is a turbo-normie
The EU will fail regardless of what happens, but Britain will fail with it if we stay in. Also
Cyborg here, can go one further.
I've got a facebook with about 50 friends (I had more, but purged because I either didn't know, didn't care or actually hated the rest of them). My superiors in my office found me. I haven't added them because maintaining separation between work and leisure, plus my posts from 2014 backwards are cringe as fuck.
Whenever facebook comes up in conversation, this is ALWAYS joked about. Their friend requests are still pending.
my cousin was in the RN
all he did was dumb shit like cleaning his quarters spotless for hours, then training and more training.
7 hours of sleep then rinse and repeat for weeks at sea. Wage wise you will be making slightly more than minimum wage but are working 24 hours.
also you have to sign away like 4 years minimum of your life. Just go a teach english in some random Asian country instead if you want to "travel"
Killing and subjugating people just isn't for everyone.
Man I wish I could go back to being a neet, I thought my life would take off as soon as I got a job but it didn't, in fact I feel worse about myself after getting a job. My average day has 6-8 hours of being emasculated by chads at a job I'm terrible at. That spreadsheet is pretty cool though, I'm going to make one.
>tfw didn't even notice it was half 2 in the morning
Thought it was like 11pm or something. God, my life is so fucked right now.
course you are going feel worse for working a minimum wage dead end job. why would you feel better for working at a supermarket? everyone who works there looks dead.
that feel is brutal lad.
>mfw someone actually said that to me once
Why would you say that and make me feel even more shit about myself? Fucking normies man.
Back when I left the house I'd get "what's wrong?" and "why do you look so sad?" a lot.
>tfw you went into college one day smiling with the intent of avoiding the question and someone asked anyway
It must have been the eyes.
>tfw zero work ethic
>tfw you will never have a decent job and will alway be earning minimum wage or close to it
How do normies get away with it?
Why don't we have a eugenics program to ship off or destroy retards?
Even if I didn't make the cut being eliminated wouldn't be so bad, better than living a poor and lonely life
I'm an American brandy drinking guitar singer, would Britistanians accept me as a loved alien?
What are these called?
***Original posting is what I'm going.***
Thats a lot of normans.
Everyone except me.
Haha pakis out amiryt?
Jew corruption media lol you are all newbs
>tfw no pure samurai asian gf
>not falling for the rent meme
>tfw have 2 credit cards
Anyone without a credit card is a literal child, because spending money that isn't yours is a grown up thing to do
Lawl just get a job, it's that easy
>not falling for the STEM meme
Holy shit its 7:30 what the absolute shit senpai
Why didn't you tell me
Work programme appointment at 10am lads, not looking forward to this one bit.
who else /incrediblyboredbuttoodepressedtoevenmove/ here?
Anyone here /nomoneyforfood-everincreasing debt-seriouslyconsideringsuicide-mighthangmyselftoday/?
I've survived on a loaf of bread for a week now, lads. It's becoming difficult to want to continue living. Feel like at this point I'm just thrashing around in the water trying to avoid the inevitable. I've sold literally everything I own and I'm still fucked. How does this even happen in a first world country?
I just need a job, any job... but it's quite difficult to get one when you literally can't stand for longer than ten minutes due to soul crippling, health destroying poverty and starvation. I'm not even depressed anymore, I'm so desperate that ''depression'' is fucking petty, it doesn't mean anything. I'm somehow more confident than ever before because I simply have to be, otherwise I will likely die within a month. I'm literally surviving on primal instinct at this point.
What even is this feel?
I'm on ''food stamps'' but I'm also in debt so I'm essentially living on bread and water until I get a job. Like I said, I used to feel ''depressed'' but I no longer do. I genuinely have gone past the point of feeling depression and fell into something else entirely.
Reason being is that I'm pretty sure there is a large element of ''being comfortable'' in depressed people. As in, they are atleast somewhat comfortable. They're depressed because they are stagnating, they are doing nothing...By their own choice. There feelings are due to laziness, or a ''lacking'' of making a choice, etc. They have full stomachs, a roof over their head and potential in front of them... Yet they do not make a choice, they remain still.
Once you're no longer afforded the priviledge of ''being comfortable'' you're no longer ''depressed'' because you simply can't be. You are in a constant state of adrenaline. When you have no food or shelter... You're not living in the same world as people who do.
>tfw you sleep too long and the world wakes up without you
>Finally finished all of the alcohol I had lying around
>Can't be fucked to go outside
>Don't have the money to spare for buying more rum either
Today's the day lads.
I finally have a chance to stop abusing myself.
>tfw drinking a glass of water for the first time in months
Lad shotholes arw the best places to live.
>tfw when my scheme is made up of one big family. The kind of family that you know are hard us fuck.
>tfw no trouble happens in my scheme and rent is cheap as shit mate.
Why does Jeremy Kyle treat weed like heroin? I'm no dope smoker myself, but it's not like people die from it.
I remember that guy.
I've lived off bread and honey pretty much for a bit too actually. Delicious desu.
Its not even 12 yet, it will pick up senpai. In the meanwhile, wallow in regret, its what I do.
>tfw come back from co-op and realise my fly has been down
>tfw I can never return
>tfw all my vidya seems too simplistic for me too enjoy it.
I can't even waste my time well anymore.
Nothing, I had breakfast, so I'm not hungry atm
>I don't work here anymore
So I heavet broken anything to day lads
Forgive yourself lad, it's a long process becoming a decent human being and people mess up a little along the way. Just make sure you don't fall into the trap of doing it all the time.
>work for my dad's business selling kitchens
>pretty comfy work, just sit and watch anime all day until somebody comes in
>only 2 or 3 people come in each day so it's probably the easiest job anybody can have
>whenever paki families come in I have been told to tell them we're not available
Pretty fucking sick of them. It's not that they're pakis, it's the fact that none of them have money or they're not willing to spend more than like 1000 pounds on a kitchen and expect it to be fitted for free, it's literally impossible and a complete waste of time.
They're like a walking stereotype too. Just had a couple in there and now the shop actually stinks of shit and weird spices.
>it's the fact that none of them have money or they're not willing to spend more than like 1000 pounds on a kitchen and expect it to be fitted for free, it's literally impossible and a complete waste of time.
I know this feel mate
Used to work at Wickes had this paki bloke come in show him around everything he tells me what he wants, thousands of pounds worth of stuff, then when we go to pay for it he is trying to get a discount and saying he only wants to spend like half of the price of the stuff and telling me he should get a discount because he is a taxi driver. Wasted like 2 hours on him and he ended up buying nothing.
went to the shops just now, that is all i planned for today.
>work experience at Job Center helping people use computers
>paki girl comes in
>barely speaks english
>hairy lip and arms
>stinks like beelzebub's gooch
>"please to put me on monies"
>waste over an hour dealing with her stench, lack of computer abilities and poor english only to find out she works full time at her dad's take away
>mfw some creepy retarded guy was trying to seduce her whilst I was doing this
>Used to have one really good friend
>We had really great times together, hung out three or four times a week, texted all the time.
>Didn't need to do anything to have fun, we just sat by train stations and watched trains pull in and out mostly
>He gradually becomes a cunt
>Have to stop hanging around with him because he's just a dick and it isn't fun
>Hardly spoken in months now, I miss him like hell and I can reconnect with him whenever I want but it won't be the same.
>Kind of hurts more than if he just disappeared because he's still there but not the same
>Now have no close friends at all, no one I know would do that shit with me.
Feels pretty terrible man
It's an easy job but hard for people like us who don't really want to talk to people, I just searched for jobs most of the day
Half of the people are okay the other half could have either just come out of prison, be dim witted people, computer illiterate, pakis or just lazy chavs
>tfw my oneitis is in the news
>my oneitis is now probably other peoples waifu
>Paki fucks a 11-14 year old
>'Just seriously fucking bomb us lads'
>Some mouthbreathing white lad fucks a 11-14 year old
>'Good lad, creampie her for me'
>'C-Can I smell your fingers mate?'
>'She is a right hot one, gonna wank to her when I get back in the basement'
>Sunderland footballer Adam Johnson has pleaded guilty to one count of sexual activity with a child and one charge of grooming.
>Appearing at Bradford Crown Court, the Sunderland winger also denied two charges of sexual activity with a girl aged under 16.
>The 28-year-old from Castle Eden, County Durham, who has 12 England caps, was arrested in March 2015.
>His case is due to be formally opened on Friday.
He's going to get the ched evans treatment, not even robots justify fucking tween girls, you're probably just a butthurt brown skin
I'm going to have some anchovies because thats all I can be bothered to get.
Pretty sure Johnson is going to get away fairly unscathed as he has still been playing through the whole thing and I think the story is she pretended to be a lot older than she was so he didn't know he had fucked an underage until she came out about it.
As for Ched Evans, I can't believe he had to go to jail for that and can't carry on with his career either. He was blatantly innocent. All you have to do see that is look at Ched Evans who is a 10/10 rich Chad, look at his girlfriend who is a 10/10, then look at the piggy 4/10 who claimed he raped her. Also the fact that she fucked a couple of his team mates already that night and said she was drunk enough to give consent to them but was too drunk to give it to Evans. Then look at the fact Evans 10/10 gf stuck with him and still is doing so maintaining that he is innocent, and she is also paying all of his legal costs as her family is very wealthy. Also there is a strong rumour that this girl had a history of false rape claims.
Dude got absolutely fucked over. Why you don't go out drinking and hang around with weird fat sluts kids. Just home and shit post on britfeel instead.
>yfw shout and tilde are just ribena's broken and split personalities
>his 17 year old brain, and the bottled anger of being a complete fucking turd of a human
>tfw bonsai is the most likable tripfag in these threads
Poleaboos dad just had a go at him
As soon as he woke up at around 1pm. he wanted him to search and buy radiators for him online. Poleaboo was kind enough to agree even though he wanted to play vidya
While browsing, his dad got mad at him for the radiators not being cheaper, switching windows to Hearthstone every other minute, shouting at him while he was on the phone with his m8 and other stupid shit
He went on a tirade about how he was playing a childrens game, he needed to go out, make some friends and watch how other people spoke/acted, that all he did was play vidya all day
Very mad right now, he doesn't understand that Poleaboo is the way he is because of mental conditions developed while growing up and they need to be properly addressed by a professional
Poleaboo has driving lesson tomorrow
The cunt from Aberdeen to took Poleaboo to a stripclub/casino/smoked weed with?
Fuck him, just like he told Poleaboo to fuck off after he had been released on bail the second time because he was waiting on one of his real friends for a "jam session"
No homo, but if there was a genuine britfeel death cult which ended in group suicide and came with a sense of belonging and feeling of accomplishment I would gladly join.
any more south coast/Hampshire lads around to get drunk and anime with cuddles?
I've not been on /britfeel/ since the election. Has anything changed?
>White pussy was made for Paki cock Ltd.
White pussies agree.
Not sure why you keep posting this, they were done for rape and imprisonment.
Muslim rape gangs are a serious problem.
but whats it look out my window
>they were done for rape and imprisonment.
If you have sex with a 17yo and you give her gifts/money, you go to jail for underage prostitution.
Stop defending cunts, stop defending misandrist laws, stop defending feminism, retard.