>tfw no needy, shy and virgin bf

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>>26369798
>>tfw no needy, shy and virgin orbiter
Fixed

You trollin here?

>>26369839
I'm really bad with bait sometimes.

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I'll take the needy and shy. A virgin might be all weird about sex and not want to blow you because "wouldn't that be degrading for me?"

Then you realize that the only girl to ever like you won't even suck your dick.

>>26369798
>thought no girl ever

>first, remove your disgusting nose piercings

>>26369798
Why do you need to give me these feels, anon?

Why do you need to mock the user base of this board?

>>26369874
That's the best part you absolute fucking moron.
How is that not cute? What's the matter with you?
She'd eventually suggest it. "H-hey, you know that thing you want me to do? I wanna try it, but only because it'll make you happy"
It's like you've never catfished a girl before. They're all like that.

>>26369798
top kek as if any grill would want one.

>>26369798
ok, I'll take your bait. I'm right here, so take me or stop complaining.

>>26371009
Exactly, someone gets it. Girls can be sheepish with sexual things but they open up pretty fast

>>26369874
What the fuck dude most girls love giving blowjobs.
Hell, my only girlfriend had to CONVINCE me to let her suck my dick.

>>26371204
>What the fuck dude most girls love giving blowjobs.

Exactly this

>>26371037
it's all an act to not be seen as a 'slut' but once they know they can they whore themselves out, it's instinctual

>>26369798
you wouldn't want a shy virgin needy bf

maybe yes for him to buy you shit and pay your bill and be your servant, but you'd be fucking hot alpha cock behind his back

>>26369798
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