Weird shit you've seen in public thread?
>Work in a casino as a security guard, first real job
>Posted in the Poker room
>See this pretty cute girl walking around the room, she has some kind of bottle strapped to her belt
>Some fat gambler raises his hand and sort of waggles it at her
>She comes over and starts giving him what is basically just short of a full body massage at the table, in the middle of a hand
>Continues for nearly a half hour, stretching across several hands
>Man looks like he's on the verge of spunking the entire fucking time, girl just looks defeated
>feel a little better about my wagekek existence for the mere fact that I'm not in her shoes
Normies sure are fucking weird, eh?
Nope, nowhere near vagas, but the fact that you asked me that makes me think this is common practice in casinos. Who the fuck applies to a job where 90% of the time all you're doing is rubbing down fatties who make quadruple your salary.
There are masseuses that walk around the casino and poker rooms all day asking if anyone wants a massage. No one usually gets one since they're $2/min + tip. Which casino do you work at? Any more casino stories?
I work at foxwoods, the biggest casino on the continent, and full of tards who have too much money and time on their hands
I have a few more stories, but nothing world moving.
>Be working at casino, late at night
>Inclement weather means a lot of the casino floors are closed for the night
>Standing guard near one of the closed casino floors
>A man comes up to me, ready to help him bc that's my job
>He steps over the ropes blocking off the casino
>Another guard tells him that that casino is closed
>He gets really pissed and screams about how he's just using that casinos escalator to access the gambling floor below, which WAS open
>Drunkenly staggers down the non functioning escalator into the casino floor down stairs
>mfw he walked passed two stair wells, a working escalator and an elevator to go through the closed casino and use the shut down escalator
Normies make me fucking puke
Long enough m8. Long enough.
>Nobody allowed to exit the building with an alcoholic beverage
>Guy walks to the door with what looks like a G&T
>Ask him if his drink is alcoholic
>He says yes
>Tell him he can't take it outside then
>He looks at his drink, then at me
>"Uhh, this drink actually ISN'T alcoholic, but I'll leave it inside anyway!"
>Puts his drink on a garbage can and walks outside for a smoke