>be me in line
>buy shitty pizza
>say " fuck it, ill be a healthy fag today"
>grabs apple and notices it is THE MOST PERFECT AND CUTEST APPLE OF ALL TIME
>quickly pay for my shit and sit down.
>oogle the apple for like ten minutes
>asshole next to me stare at me like im a freak
>one guy says "how can an apple be cute?"
>doesnt understand the gravity of this issue.
> carry apple around all day.
>people be judging
No apple will ever be like that one. Pic attached
Be me see a massive faggot staring at a fucking apple for 10 minutes in the caeteria, laugh becuase beta and will always be a KHV, debate if my M8s and I should beat this cunt up tomorrow
>live in South America
>I pick up fruits from the street, my garden, they're everywhere
>they're not the cutest but they taste delicious
>go to America for vacations
>go to the supermarket, fruit section
>notice that all of the fruits look perfect, like out of a drawing
>stare at them for 40 minutes
Nothing wrong with enjoying simple things in life, you sound pretty gay though 8/10 apple, it would be a 9/10 if you took a picture of it on a black surface, it makes the red fuller and vibrant try it if you havent degraded it yet
>spent the first two lunches of the year alone
>spend lunch in bathroom for two years until graduation
>still not as big of an autist as op
Same thing happened to me anon, except my apple was actually cute
It was a perfectly stereotypically shaped crab apple, couldn't have been bigger than 2in diameter. I drew a face on it and it sat on my dresser for months until it turned all cute and wrinkly. That was the only day they ever served those apples, too
I never got really "bullied" in high school. People just ignored me. I guess it was because I already looked miserable enough. I just sat in the bathroom because I had the self-awareness to realize that I'd never make friends in HS if I was seen eating alone.
When I was in 3rd grade I moved to a new school, terrified of getting lunch there got it, spilled choc milk all over my chicken nuggets and bread everyone laughed at me as I tried to eat it, just went down hill from day 1
Shape is asymmetrical, too narrow on the bottom compared to the top, not round enough. Colour is uneven.
Pic related is how a beautiful apple should look, and most of the ones I buy look like it.