>Hey, why do you always eat your food alone in your room? Come here and eat with us, for once!
>Please give us an opportunity to friendzone another poor sap and take his money and attention for free
My room is much comfier. Besides, you're all clearly bottom feeders anyway. Disabled and ugly? You wouldn't even care about me at all if you were Stacy.
I always eat alone in my room cause I can watch anime in my room. Its not like I talk to people either way. Where even are we? This isn't one of the five fast food restaurants I exclusively go to.
Not for pasta.
>Exact situation happened with my roommates' female friends
>I cave in, sit with them
>They all start playing with their phones
"Where are you going, anon?"
Tfw I had a wheelchair bound friend in high school nicknamed Hot Wheels