my dear wife

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>>26363357
ain't she purtty

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Posting gf blox

>>26363387
Is this really her?

>>26363357
how about no
on tuoba woh

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Rate my belly gf, senpai

good thread op thanks

>>26363357
4/10
>>26363387
2/10
>>26363410
1/10
>>26363527
5/10

ratings original ratings

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsp8DmgtjHY&list=PLCC4687CE8C2116AB

>>26363357
9/10
All those robots give her a low score because she isn't 2D
Proof me wrong degenerated waifu cucks
>pro tip: you can't

>>26363410
she's purteh :(>>26363357
she looks pretty, thin, what can I say.... like 5-6 out of 10 face but it might just be the angle/.looking 30+/looking older than she really is thing? desu

or disbelief you are with a woman that...well endowed :)

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One of 3, pretty slutty so I always use a condom with her.

>>26363812
LMFAO!!!! DAMN IS THAT YOUR MOM DUDE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, her body is shaped so ugly she looks like she's in her late 30s

>>26363812
From what I can see 6-7/10.

>>26363835
imagine when only women that look like this by their early 20s will even consider you

now imagine that's all you can do and they're 30s tier now :( :( :(

>>26363812
>tfw no 3/10 gf
rreeeee

>>26363812

I wanna make her a mother. God damn that is a body built for breeding.

>actually having a gf

a man can dream ;_;

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Do sex salves count?

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>>26363835
Got another one as well. Less boobs but less overall fat.

>>26364301
still chubby but better.
eww @ tans.

>>26364357
Yeah well, I don't really see them in her preffered position so theres that.

>>26363599
Let me guess

You're "high test"

>>26364564
my ratings are objectively correct

/hightest/

originalfuckingcomment

/b/ is over there. Now leave normies. No one wants you here you have no friends here you don't belong here no one can relate to you here

>>26363357
op your betaness shows

>>26364508
still the chunkiness though too :(

>>26364678
Hey b is not for normies either, don't send them THERE either, bad enough cancer, sjw, moot and fail ruined it all :(

>>26363357
S T R A Y A shitposting at its best

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>r9k
>girlfriends

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Rate my lottery win

This thread is just a bait to prove how many Chads go here to validate their lives by watching actual robots have a hard time.

Fuck you.

>>26366076
I want those motherfuckers to get cancer if that's true....

and I wouldn't want anyone to suffer, even the most douchey of chads desu, normally......

>>26363357
>>26363410
>>26363527
>>26363812
>>26364301
>>26366056
>>>/soc/
>>>/b/
>>>/facebook/

Fuck off

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>>26366246
How does it make you feel that normies invade your board an spread happiness?

>>26366315
You really think normies bragging about their happy lives will make a depressed robot happy?

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My slutty little ATM machine.

>>26366315

Judging by the bait and this place, OP is no different than the usual poster, the only difference being the trolling surge of roleplaying.

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mine gf here

>>26364301
why is her nipple winking at me

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>>26366129
> I want those motherfuckers to get cancer
>I wouldn't want anyone to suffer

pick one, cuck

>>26366349
Ugh how does everyone have such nice white teeth :( :( :( seriously!
>>26366576
THEY are exempt becuase they are willingly that cruel to others/enjoy their suffering.

>>26366328
this *sigh*
Now if they'd help me attain some of the same without trolling for not having chad tier genetics and aesthetics out of clothes you know...

i can't respect myself because dad bod isn;'t quite my thing (I'm in the middle of athletic and dadbod but still)

you wish robot...

>>26366602
>Ugh how does everyone have such nice white teeth :( :( :( seriously!
They go to the dentist and have one of the professional whitening services that costs a few hundred dollars.

No one's teeth are like that naturally.

the cancer of /b/ is slowly but surely metastasizing over to r9k

normies ruin everything

>>26366664
but they surely don't need 500$ whitening :( ugh.
And dark teeth are pleb tier, when I notice a woman, and she has pretty teeth it means "you don't have pretty teeth - she's too high a standard/nothing to offer her"

>>26363357
Itt autistic virgins showing off their fake whores for validation

>>26366602
why do you type like a tripfag?

>>26363410
>blox
What the fuck does blox mean

>>26366904
Because IDGAF!

>>26367086
I didn't even bother asking - just stared at eyecandy and sighed immediately.

>>26363387
CSI will find the DNA from the shadow of your fingertips and locate your home within seconds.

>>26367585
And do what?
Give me a high five?

>>26363410
post her sucking your dick senpai

>>26366056
eyes too close together, looks retarded