What happened to original OP Image Guy edition
>tfw going from 580bong to -60 after being unemployed 2 months
Just in case any of you are confused, I will explain how it works.
>The 'Bank' section represents how much money I have in my bank
>The 'Budget' section is the bank, divided by the number of months left in the year, so what this tells us is that I can spend 447 bong and 28 pence per month and I will survive until January 2017
>As I fill in my spendings over the month this amount will be added into 'Total' which is then taken away from 'Bank' to give us the sum at the bottom 'Overall'
>We can also see under 'Net' how far over or under budget we are for the month
>The 'Overall' is then the 'Bank' for the following month, there is also an oppurtiuniy to add to the bank with an 'Income' section at the bottom
>Anything in the 'Income' section will be added to the Overall to give us our ';Bank' for the following month'
>The same formulas will then be applied each month, so if I can under budget in February the budget for the following month will be greater than the previous, or smaller if I am over budget
Is pretty handy for maintaining a NEET lifestyle for an extended period of time. Any questions?
Can soft of relate. Semi dropped out of uni a few weeks ago and haven't done all that much since. I say semi as I still don't know if I'll be let back in next year or whatever. Might just start working out again as there is not much else to do.
Also I really need to know if I've been kicked out or what so I can stop being anxious and I can at least start looking for jobs. Called them yesterday but they need to see me in person. Honestly, it didn't sound good over the phone, but I mentally prepared myself to be kicked out so I'm feeling okay desu.
>Called them yesterday but they need to see me in person. Honestly, it didn't sound good over the phone, but I mentally prepared myself to be kicked out so I'm feeling okay desu.
They're probably going to ask you 'if everything is okay' and all that sort of nonsense, you know? Try to make you admit to being a mental patient.
kek they already know i'm on antidepressants. How much more of a mental patient can they even make me? I've done that for them.
They may take our lives, but they will never take our waifus
life is suffering, I think I'm going to flee abroad
>its time for being conscious again
I actually grew up in Lancashire too.
It was pretty shit. I lived in a small town of 2000 normies and could never leave, buses were 5 quid one way and they came every hour. Lancaster is a shit city and all.
I guess. I was born in Oxford, my mother and father both worked pretty good jobs (though he was a self-employed carpenter with odd jobs on the side, which is where his money came from, my mother worked for Brookes Uni)
They broke up when I was 9, last saw my father when I was 10 and my mother quit that job when I was diagnosed with Diabetes because she couldn't reliably go in and take care of me early into the diagnosis. She went on benefits after and stayed on them until real recent years (and long after we had moved out of Oxford)
It's been a neat little exchange between bottom of the barrel and middle class. She's doing better now, though, and I'm still too prideful to ever claim JSA for myself.
I lived on the border of Lancashire and Cumbria in Kirkby Lonsdale. The nearest slightly big town was Kendal.
The scenery was alright but I hated the people there and there really isn't much to do.
Do any of you stupid fucks wanna come to Mexico with me?
I think I'm gonna buy a one way ticket, try and bang some cuties, get wasted, sleep rough and probably end up on a Los Zetas liveleak video.
>tfw compulsive liar
>lies building up for years
>some tiny, insignificant ones
>some huge, crushing ones
>my tower of lies is beginning to crumble and now I can't sleep at night
Genuinely thinking about just killing myself
Yes, I do, because my oldest sister is one. That doesn't mean I'm not going to tell someone to fucking stop whether it's by habit or not. There's a choice, you either rectify the lies you've already told because of your habit and work on not creating new ones or you deal with the repercussions
Are there any small lies you could try and rectify and make them truthful? Or act like they misheard?
Just make sure once you're out of it if you lie again you give enough of a window to wiggle out of it.
I get where you're coming from, living in a small town can be a blessing and a curse.
People in this thread take it for granted that they've got a shop 5 minutes walk away. I have to cycle for 20 minutes to reach my nearest shop, and everything's overpriced.
I'm quite near a beach though, its good for being alone and walking dogs.
I'd say about 60% of the people in my village are retirees, the rest are middle aged and there's a handful of chavs that hang around in the park and call me gay when I walk past. All in all its pretty comfy, can't remember the last time I saw the police.
Yeah I appreciate the low crime in the area which allowed me to walk around the whole town at 1am without worrying about being stabbed. The only deaths in all those years were stupid accidents or old age. One chav accidentally let off a firework in his car when he was drunk, that was probably as eventful as it got.
It's just even comfy hobbies like playing video games was almost impossible develop, my parents didn't like the internet, there were no jobs unless you were really outgoing and the odd corner shop almost never hired new people. Getting out of town was very difficult and I was crap at sports which is all anyone else did.
I think if I lived somewhere I could develop hobbies more I would've got more out of my childhood.
You need to come clean.
I was in a similar situation to you, hiding a drug habit, making excuses, stealing from family, having to lie to cover up my previous lies.
It all came crashing down last October, I lost my best friend of 11 years and most of my family doesn't want to know me anymore.
I'm not saying that you need to reveal every lie you've ever told, but think of all the big ones that have consequences and tell someone about it.
Once you've got that weight off your shoulders its a lot easier to start again, telling the truth and being honest. I still struggle with telling the truth, sometimes I'll just lie for no reason and have to come clean, but its getting easier every day. You've probably heard this before but the truth is much less effort than a lie, you don't need to remember complicated stories, or keep track of who knows what.
It sounds like we've lived very similar lives, except I haven't escaped, and I probably never will.
I complain about living in a shitty small village but I wouldn't know how to live anywhere else. I've got no sense of danger or self preservation, so if I ever moved to a bigger town I'd get stabbed within 10 minutes.
I definitely think I would be more social if I lived somewhere bigger though. I never got to experience school friends coming round to my house because none of their parents could be bothered to drive such a long way to collect them.
I live in a hamlet near Saffron Walden (NW Essex). Mother is a housewife, Father worked in Advertising in London but is now retired.
I'd say my geographical isolation probablly added to how i became introverted and reclusive.
Hungry as fuck lads
Whats everyone else scrannin'?
Death cannot come swift enough. It's getting to the point where I cannot even sleep because to be left alone inside my own head in the dark is just terrifying. I don't see an end to this ride, there is nothing for me. But too scared to get a shotgun and end it.
I'd be up for going somewhere in Europe where I wouldn't be forced to come back to my shitty life, even though it would probably be fun I'm not looking for a months holiday in Mexico
Fucking hell I know this feel. I have actually been praying/meditating and sobbing to myself when I just can't take it anymore.
I feel like everything I'm doing is just a temporary distraction from the crippling emptiness of my existence.
Plus, I recently fell for the girl meme and that has left me feeling even more empty. I should have known better but the damage is done now.
>I complain about living in a shitty small village but I wouldn't know how to live anywhere else. I've got no sense of danger or self preservation, so if I ever moved to a bigger town I'd get stabbed within 10 minutes.
This is a problem I kind of had but my parents lived in London for a while so they would treat small towns as if they were London.
I don't think I could have coped with being stuck there forever. While I now have more financial dependencies wondering what would have happened if I stayed there I can't see a positive outcome. I don't even like the city I'm in but at least I'm away from the old environment.
>I definitely think I would be more social if I lived somewhere bigger though. I never got to experience school friends coming round to my house because none of their parents could be bothered to drive such a long way to collect them.
Yeah when I heard of the concept of people "going to town" I didn't even know what that meant. Mum and Dad wouldn't let me do anything independently and by the time they would have allowed it I was so socially recluse there would have been no reason to.
Please continue to vote for which movie you want for film night this friday!
(also if anyone wants to help specify 'Anything by Jackie Chan' that would be appreciated)
Waiting for death is pretty much my plan for life mate. Wish it could just hurry up already. I said in a past thread I wish I could just wake up tomorow and be 80 years old on my death bed. Cba with this part in between.
>Impressed her with shit tier portuguese I learned from capoeira
>she seemed keen
>went on a few dates
>thought this girl is pure innocent qt
>holding hands, hugging, eventually kiss
>three days ago she gets drunk with her friends
>Anon, I wanna fuck you so bad. Why havent you fucked me?
>muh anxiety sets in.
>tell her she's drunk
>asks me the day after what she said
>tell her, says she still means it
>try to keep my spaghetti and start to talk dirty with her
>Im sorry anon, this would work better if you spoke Portuguese. English doesn't work on me
>I say this has never happened before
>She asks if I have done this with foreign girls before
>I say yes
>She gets cold real quick
>said she was tired, I should probably leave
>hasn't spoke to me since
COULDN'T FIND COMMANDO ON YOUR BRASS LIST LAD
At a capoeira demonstration I did.
She did have a great ass too, fml.
I know this sounds fucked up but my life is so empty and cold and she was a such a sweetie, she seemed like she could have been some kind of light in my life. Now she won't even talk to me and I feel even emptier than before. Don't know wat do now. There is literally nothing for me to live for. That's why I'm on about just fucking my shit up in Mexico.
SHE'S A LITTLE
eviland she's ready to GO GO GO!
What source material is your waifu from? Like, what anime/novel/game does she appear in?
I suppose I could reverse google but I'm lazy and eating sausage casserole.
I wish I could be a wagecuck lads. Every job wants "hard working, fun loving, enthusiastic characters who love going that extra mile to put a smile on the customers face". Where are the jobs for unhappy introverts? Why is being "fun" always a requirement for part-time jobs?
Waifu post from lectures, anyone else bored at uni ?
>Not paying attention in lectures
I don't understand this meme. Why do people use their phones or sleep during lectures when you could just stay home? If you're not going to pay attention why go in the first place? This isn't secondary school, you don't get detention for not turning up.
Good luck senpai
Which I was autistic desu. That way you get to have an excuse for being a loser and all the dumb shit you do and you get autismbux and if anyone tries to tell you you can't spend your whole life sat in our room shit posting on 4chan you can get them taken down town for hate crimes against retards.
But when I get drunk I need to get up to piss loads, we're talking 5-10 times per night. I feel wouldn't want to wake them up with me constantly going to the toilet. Do you just need to get piss bottles?
>took the day off college to stay home and look out a bunch of papers i need
>dad comes home and sees me
>starts flipping the fuck out
>try to explain it's not like high school or having a job
>"You're fucking kidding yourself with this college business, anon. Wait until your mum gets home and hears about this."
I wish I had the money to move out already
This, so fucking much.
I live in a fucking ''flat share'' that isn't with students, I won't go into the details because it's pathetic but my flat mate is a fucking bellend and doesn't drink at all. Surprised he hasn't complained at me stumbling around at 3 in the morning knocking shit over.
Just want my own place, t b h.
Ah yea I forgot about pissing out the window. Used to do that loads when drinking. I'd need to get a back room then to do that. Can't be pissing out into the street lol.
I've completely lost all inclination to put any effort into uni now, last semester I went to probably less than half of all my lectures and I'm really not sure about the 2:1 that seemed a dead cert last year.
Graduate and older anons, does it ever get any easier? I honestly can't imagine myself ever being happy anymore.
That guy you just replied to is different to the guy with the drunk dad. I'm the guy with the drunk dad.
As I explained I offered to cook him steak but he said he wanted to try to cook pork chops instead.
I am going to offer to cook him the steak when I see him later in the hopes he will accept and not go to the pub tonight. He is fine when he is sober but he is a proper alchy who does a 180 personality switch when pissed up.
I dunno about older anons but I turned 23 last year and I have given up on being happy at this point. I hope your secondary school days, or at the very least your primary school days were good because they are going to be the only smattering of light in the horror show that is your life.
I'm an unhappy NEET and I loathe the NEET lifestyle. I spend as much time as possible doing errands around where I live and trying to keep busy. I just need an a-okay and I'm getting out of this rut and subjecting myself to mindless working.
I kinda want my ending to be one of those silly tales of working too much that I fall to exhaustion, but without anyone finding me
You know, its not when you get up that matters. What matters is how you use the time that you are awake for, on both counts I'm fucked.
the hairdresser yesterday asked me what i'd be up to that day and i replied in a flash with 'got a subway' without even thinking as that's all i'd done
she laughed, the dog laughed and i died a little bit inside
>Fucking NEETs man, how can they actually be happy doing nothing all day?
I do loads of stuff, today I have
>made tea and toast
>watched a documentary
>read the news
>read the internet
>shit posted here
>had a wank
>played Mario 64 (up to 119 stars now)
>cleaned the kitchen
>now eating lunch
May have a shower next because my beard is really big and gets dirty easily, but I had a shower yesterday so don't want to over do it. After that I will have a beer and finish Super Mario 64 then move onto either 100%ing Lylat Wars, OoT, or Crash Bandicoot Warped. I am quite close in OoT, halfway in Crash, still got ages to go in Lylat Wars though because it is hard as fuck to 100% it.
How come you feel like you don't have anything to do anon? Just set tasks for yourself throughout the day then complete them. Some tasks can be fun like playing video games so they are your treats, and then some task like showering and cleaning and stuff aren't as fun but if you do those then you earn your treats.
>I will never make Hannah choke on my spunk
I made a post lastnight so ill just copy paste.
I finally got around to making a PSD for the op image,
its not the same as the current op cos I didn't have the stock used, but its close enough and can be updated by whoever the new op image guy is. its easy to swap the ppl in the windows for example.
I wont be doing anything else to it, im just trying to keep my word.
you need the master psd to be able to keep it updated all year.
someone download and save it plz ffs.
2015 oap img guy.
I added a k-on at someones request after I posted that message so its not in the zip but its in the image...
Secondary was shite, primary was sort of okay, I guess. I've pretty much resigned myself to the fact I'm going to an hero once I graduate, I'm just trying to figure out how best to go about it so it fucks up my family the least.
shit I forgot the fucking street sign in that version,, its in the psd. text can be changed.
Cool, well I'm going to jump off the Suspension Bridge in Bristol, I don't really mind when. If you are up for that and still want to kill yourself after June just post ITT, I read pretty much every thread, and we can organise you getting off the train home from uni in Bristol to meet me then we can go jump off together.
That goes for any other anons as well, no one has ever done a group suicide off Suspension Bridge before so it would be a good little meet up if others are looking to end it all but need some camaraderie to go through with it.
>it's a /britfeel/ takes about suicide pacts episode
Come on lads, we need to stick in and keep these threads alive.
don't kill yourselves lads!!! that's not a good thing.
Well if anyone is looking to end it in these threads going forwards just let them know, then when everyone can agree on a time we'll organise something concrete (which we'll proceed face first into at terminal velocity).
I've been doing it mentally for awhile and I think if you hesistate up there it would be really scary, but on the Suspension bridge there is one corner pillar which has no fencing around it all you would need to do is run and leap over the edge. I think if you just went balls out and leap straight over the actual fall down would be quite an Adrenalin rush, and then you'd be dead.
>How do you apply for a job if you have no references?
If you have no references you won't be able to get a job by applying. You'll need to know someone who can hand you a job then after you work at that job for awhile you will have a reference and can apply to other jobs from there on.
y-yeh! these smart anime posting lads like me need their struggle cuddles.
>get a volunteer form from oxfam shop
>need two references
I have a reference but that was my personal tutor from uni and I hardly ever saw them. They won't know who I am. Shall I just put that and hope for the best lads?
If you have no references you might have to go all the way back to school to get one from your old teachers.
My sister is a teacher at a rough school, they still get requests from people just out of prison aged 25-30 asking for a reference. Pretty sad really.
Usually if you're going to use someone as a reference you email them beforehand as a courtesy.
Even if you didn't see him much, I doubt your uni tutor will say no unless you flipped him off or some shit.
Yeah, they will probably just look up your attendance and write something generic. As long as you didn't do anything batshit that's on your notes, it will be pretty vague.
If you have their email ask them if it's ok to use them.
>mfw getting a work visa with a fake degree
Asia is the promised land.
Poleaboo is going to fill his work diary with 2 weeks worth of jobs today so that he can spend the rest of the week playing Digimon without anything hanging over his head
References aren't what get you jobs, if you have no relevant work experience then they'll trash your application straight away
anyone Hampshire area want to come and cuddle with me and azulad?
>we shouldn't include things if I don't personally like them
STUCK in norn iron.
just fucking kill me man, I'm sick to death with all this fucking catholic vs protestant shit over here.
I don't give a fuck lad, I don't care about flegs or marching or what shitty holiday for a battle was about, where the fuck are the jobs where is the money being spent.
Christ I want to leave here but I feel trapped and stuck.
I feel like I'm a uneducated mess that never really had a chance desu, like I'm the peasant class, just another bloke in the background
I need some fucking friends anons, I have one in my life and thats it, just fuck me up.
How did my life get this way was I just ignorant when I was younger or hopeless
away to have a shower
You should cut down on your pork life mate, get some exercise!
I've never weighed myself or measured my height, I don't see why people care so much.
Never even watched the show, but karen4lyfe
I just copied my friend's degree and photoshopped my shit onto it. Sent it to the school in China and they're organising the visa.
They don't give a shit at all, I told him I didn't have one last time I was there.
okay fuck it I added a Karen, it does fill in the last gap.
this wont be in the psd so someone will need to save this also then copy paste it into the master psd.
>Throw mouldy bread into the garden
>Fucking birds everywhere
>An upstanding individual such as myself revels in the feel and experience of the moving pictures, and I am something of a patrician of the medium, mayhaps you have read one of my reviews without knowing!
oh lawdy its hailing like crazy lads
these things are as big as peas
>tfw I did the same thing
I'm a casual
the hail doesn't taste good
I FUCKING LOVE IT
still need to finish ae though, the story is pretty lackluster
cumaru is a qt.314 though
The artstyle is really cool at least
I haven't played on my vita in a while, but I've had alot of fun with it.
Played a shit ton of psp and other ports desu
I do have a PS4, I got it during black friday.
Bloodborne and Digimon: Cyber Sluts are the only game I have so far.
>mfw waiting for Persona 5
I only check britfeel once a month or so, but north London here
My mum came from a very middle class background, and my dad from an estate in Leeds
So, I'm not quite sure where I stand
Especially now, as class seems to be much less about just money than it was in the past
>the story is pretty lackluster
Iktf, just forced myself to the end. Hyped for the new game though and IIRC there's an anime coming out that can't be worse than the first adaptation at-least.
Cyber Sleuth is cancer. It's literally just 'Angsty Hacker' going I JUST WANNA DATE, GIRLS ARE THE BEST, CAN I GET A GIRL IF I GET A DIGIMON? YEAH IM GONNA CATCH EM ALL
It's as if it's meant to be some cute indirect jab at nerds in Asia, but just ends up being a sad echo of this very board. It's okay but god damn is it cringe.
4 is on ds right? I don't have a 3ds or the money to get one.
I don't feel like there is much point in watching an anime if i've already played the game. Might just put it on in the background maybe.
What you'd think is 1/20 of the dialogues, but it's not. Literally half of them are poking fun at being asocial or a loser. Sure if that's what your into, but the game itself is a boring chore.
>I don't feel like there is much point in watching an anime if i've already played the game
No, that's the thing. Instead of doing a rushed adaptation they're doing something without source material I believe.
Didn't find any night shift jobs
Primark sales floor
>No application form, just attach CV
Finance officer with some local paki dairy firm
admin operations clerk at ASDA
There were jobs at ALDI and JD that I listed but didn't apply to
I just search the name of my town and apply to all the zero skill ones on the first few pages
Sorry mate I was in the shower
Yea Magic Wrap is lush, good price as well, try it next time you are nearby, it is right in the entrance near Cathays train station so you don't even have to go properly into the Union with all the normies.
Wagecuckery almost killed me today lads, woaah
>have stress at work
>go home early even though i still have a fuckload of work to do
>dwell on all this shit while i drive home in my wagekekmobil
>suddenly get an attack of dizziness
>view is spinning
>gets so bad that I can't even hold my lane
>severe visual noise to the point i almost cant see
>almost pass out
say what you fucking want, being a poorfag NEET is better than this. I make 3k of net income a month. Thus I am destined to live as a wagekek subhuman. The jews always win.
>You feel pathetic otherwise
When was the last time that the sensation of feeling pathetic caused healthproblems that were potentially lethal? oh right, never!
>hur dur grass is always greener on the other side, i wish i was a wagecuck!
I've done this to construct a new identity for myself at university and now I've entered Chad-dom.
This shit took some effort to set up but now I just have to maintain it every so often and ride on the wave.
Yopur bennies are only going to get smaller and smaller. Enjoy having to spend slightly less money on ALL your expenditures until your life becomes unlivable.
sounds like a good day to me big T, they both fear you and find you attractive.
why do people always bully me when i come to this thread and tell how shitty my day has been
YOU CANT EVEN KNOW WHO THE FUCK I AM FOR FUCKS SAKE, I DONT HAVE A TRIP
I ALWAYS FUCKING HELP PEOPLE HERE AND GIVE ADVICE, BUT GUESS WHAT THOSE DAYS ARE OVER
THIS THREAD IS NOTHING MORE THAN A SHITTY MEME
>THIS THREAD IS NOTHING MORE THAN A SHITTY MEME
>being this new
you don't even need to be a brit to post here, I'm not even a brit nor do i live in the UK. it's just a meme where you use words such as colour, lad and the likes and pretend to be brit and pretend to be from places in england and occassionally get that stupid brit to go to a meetup wheile ur not even in the same country kek
Who /GetThemselvesInShit/ here?
>come out pub (not even drunk, just had 1 pint with a mate
>guy asks what I'm looking at
>tell him some manlet who thinks he's a hard cunt
>guy starts mouthing off about how he's gonna fuck me up
>tell him to come at me bro (yes, I used the term come at me bro)
>he calls me a dickhead as his mate takes him back inside.
>tfw almost died last night.
Having a big ol' edgelord nostalgia trip, lads. What's your favourite Linkin Park song?
CRAAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIIIIN MY FORESKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN THESE CIRCUMCISIONSCAAARS THEY WIIIIIILL NOT HEAAAAAAAL
You're the sad cunt who tries to have 20 blood gimmicks going at all times. Here you are saying your done with the threads and 10 minutes later you can't resist posting about your mutilated knob>>26367252
>tfw no otaku imouto to have taboo relationship with
LOL that wasn't me and I'm not even cut lad. I'm just shitposting
My parents buy the food for the house, that is just take aways or any food I might buy if I leave the house and eat out. I haven't had any take aways or eaten out yet in February, no.
Actually mate, if you realised how that budget works, each month the budget grows larger the closer we get to the end of the year.
I'm also expecting an extra grand top up sometime in the next couple of month and a few bong in interest in April.
How much do you make wageslaving where you have more than 500 a month disposable after rent, bills, groceries, petrol, insurance, etc? And what do you spend disposable on that you need more than 500 bong?
The denial is what gets me. I don't claim that being a wageslave is a good thing, but at least I'm not still living with my mum and mooching off her. This surreal fantasy where you act like it's not pathetic (or that it is but doesn't bother you) is staggering
Just finished Mario 64 with 120 stars lads. Yoshi was well worth it.
Think I might try to finish Lylat Wars next. I still haven't got all of the medals. I want to get all of the medals then beat it in Expert mode.
I work as a particle physicist.
>yeah right y-you're j-just a wageslave
My work involves very little paper work. I don't even have a "jew boss to make money for".
Do you know the feeling of spontaneously buying gifts for your family, friends and loved ones because you can afford it? It is a very gratifying feeling. I spend more money on christmas gifts alone for my family than an entire year of your autism bux
Sounds amazing Eugene Thunderbrain. Hasn't stopped you sitting on here arguing with NEETs every night though has it?
that's what youre looking for.
first time i've posted here, i'm an american college student boarding from Florida, in London.
the weather here is killing me with depression, i can see, combined with how bad some of your lives are, how it would drive anyone to suicide. combine that with the shitty timezone and lack of being in any world affairs, you really feel like you have no impact on this world, huh.
anyway, i'm sure it will get better some day, right?
>the weather here is killing me with depression, i can see, combined with how bad some of your lives are, how it would drive anyone to suicide
this is what I try tell outsiders, but they don't listen.
I don't know how people can be happy living here.
summer does get better tho,
>the rain is great though, its just the cold and wind I dislike.
i mean, i haven't experienced rain without cold and wind so
By physics I mean physics. Of course there's every day stuff that can be approximated with Newtonian physics, but plenty that isn't. Our communication systems for instance rely on both quantum and relativity to work.
It's hilarious how upset you're getting, trying to discredit me when you're the one that does inconsequential work.
>it's hilarious how upset you're getting, trying to discredit me when you're the one that does inconsequential work
I have no idea where you get thet idea from my posts but regardless. My point was that if you went into a specific field like quantum mechanics , relativity, or particle physics (like me) you might find it less dull.
done this as well
infiltrated the normie ranks but it's just a matter of time before it all comes crashing down
they're just better people than us tbf
The closest I've come to that is having someone make me ketchup at my regular Chinese takeaway.
I suppose if they've got the ingredients and you're not asking for salmon terrine or something then it makes sense.
Are you an autist or do you sell them to retro game fags?
>you just finished pouring the hot water in your pot noodle when you hear a sound behind you
OH SHIT, IT'S A MOMIJI!
WHAT DO YOU DO LADS?
which cup a soup is best cup a soup?
shut up this is important.
thinking the ride ever ends
>Stuck my little finger down my dickhole while wanking
>Got it in up to the second joint on my finger
>Suddenly felt a sharp pain and pulled it out
>Pool of blood followed my finger
>Agonising pain as I did so, and for a minute afterwards
>Bled for ten minutes
>Still hurts but no longer bleeding
I need a piss now, lads, but I'm afraid.
I was surprised, mostly because the place is a USA chicken and pizza takeaway in Oxford. I have no idea what they'd be willing to allow for if I requested a meal, I just wanted the massala fish
Figured here is as good a place as any to ask
>qt rocker chick at work
>we rarely speak (or get chance)
>don't know if she has a bf
>not miserable but not false cheery bullshit like most chicks
>tempted to send her a v. day card
Not because I'm expecting, or wanting, anything to come of it. I just want to do a nice thing. No name or hints it's me, obviously. Should I do it, lads?
I really wish i was good friends with Jun lads, that's all i want. she is always in my head but i cant get her into reality, and it hurts so much.
Drunk dad anon here.
Today he came home and said he wasn't gunna go to the pub so I offered to cook him steak for dinner and he said yea and asked if he could have potatoes, onions and gravy with it. Then we talked for a bit and he enjoyed dinner.
Amazing how different life is when he has a day off drinking
All the clubs are overpriced and full of black people, no one dies at gay pride, all the fucking art students just laying around the parks all day. Would not be upset if a mass shooter came to Brighton.
>sending a v day card
When you said work did you mean Year 7 mate?
Don't fucking do that. Please. Just ask her if she wants to go for a beer after work sometime.
>hey anonette, how's it going
>good thnx anon you?
>yea really good thanks, what you up too after work
>oh nm just the usual
>fancy coming out for a drink or two?
>hehe okay sure anon ^^
This is literally how you get gf in the real world. Not sending fucking Valetine's cards.
How it will actually go
>hey anonette, how's it going
>good thnx anon you?
>yea really good thanks, what you up too after work
>oh... uh... just meeting up with some friends
>ok nice talking to you bye
Then you have to live with the weird looks from coworkers and your boss having a word with you about inappropriate behaviour.
I really wish I was married to Azusa lads, that's all I want. She is always in my head but I cant get her into reality, and it hurts so much.
If that happens, here's how you should make it go
>>hey anonette, how's it going
>>good thnx anon you?
>>yea really good thanks, what you up too after work
>>oh... uh... just meeting up with some friends
>>oh that sounds cool, fancy meeting up for a drink some day this week?
If she still says no then you know she is not interested and was bullshitting you about the friends, but it is still going to get you a lot further than a fucking Valetine's day card.
And what are his co workers going to say
>haha, look there's anon, he fancies women! what a fag!
>>>hey anonette, how's it going
>>>good thnx anon you?
>>>yea really good thanks, what you up too after work
>>>oh... uh... just meeting up with some friends
>>>oh that sounds cool, fancy meeting up for a drink some day this week?
>>>well I'm kind of busy... I'll let you know
love the mockery lad.
No, at most I am bisexual desu. Probably a 1-2 on the Kinsey Scale.
Poor day at work desu lads.
Waifuposting soothes the pain.
I think you just break down and tell the truth.
"Because there was a vacancy and you'll pay me to do it"
Seriously. Every single other one of those 300 pakis, chavs and OAPs that applied for that job had to sit there and bullshit some idiot reason about how "they've always loved the theatre and always wanted to work in film"
>at most I am bisexual desu. Probably a 1-2 on the Kinsey Scale.
hahahah oh man you are a funny lad.
Then you move on with your life. what do you think is going to get him further asking her straight up and showing some balls or sending her a Valetine's day card like a 12 year old?
Very true, she is my everything.
>Treating your waifu like an accessory
Where are the morals?
I haven't done anything of the sort, she is the biggest and most important thing in my life
Watching anime and eating pizza isn't degenerate desu
Mate, sending a Valetine's day cad and her rejecting him and laughing at it showing it to everyone in the office is much worse than him asking her out for a drink and her saying no. That's such a nothing story no one is going to care enough to laugh at him about it. This isn't secondary school
>And yet all you use her for here
She isn't just something I use for posting on 4chan lad
>reading comprehension on /r9k/
I already said I don't expect nor do I want it to go anywhere. Firstly because I don't shit where I eat, secondly because I live a decent distance from work (and presumably she does, too) and thirdly because I'm not bothered for anything beside a quick fuck, including the dating part leading up to it.
I just think it'd brighten up her day. Is that such a faggy thing to want?
Not surprised, just disappointed. Back in my day anime pictures were more than just accompaniments to smug shitposts and attentionwhoring homos.
Why do you use her as an avatar here then? If you truly cared for her you wouldn't shove her in every post you make, especially when you're saying homoerotic shit. Just a sad little boy looking for attention, wanting to be 'Azulad'.
I actually don't most of the time desu, I'm just posting her now because it's on the topic and I feel like having nice pictures of the cutest girl will make the thread a nicer place