I want to know what the FUCK people go to Omegle for. What are

you gotta have a good first impression if you want to chat with normies. wear a funny hat or say some random bullshit fact.

>>26362126
>some random bullshit fact

What could be said that's interesting enough to prompt a response?

>>26362126
What could be said in 0.5 seconds?

Avoid video chat if you want to actually talk, and throw in some interests, anything really.

Otherwise it's just penis's looking for girls and the odd rare girl looking at penis's.

>>26362077
I'm shitskinned, so 45% will automatically skip me without hesitation. I skip at least 10% of the time because dicks. The remainder of the women will sit there, stare for at least a second and a half to two seconds, then skip regardless of what I say. Same with guys.

There's only a SUPER small percentage that I actually have full conversations with. Even smaller are women. I've met a few women off of Omegle. You already know what it was for.

>>26362222
Nice quads


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>>26362077
To make degenerates cut themselves op

>>26362077
>(you guys are weird)
Fuck off, normie.

It's because you use videochat

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>>26362077
i'm not sure why but this made me lose my shit

>>26362077
Post steam we can talk, if you don't like me you can delete me in 2 seconds I won't mind.

I go on Omegle exclusively when I'm fucked off my face at home on MDMA at 4AM and my friends have gone to bed

I only use text, though

Here's what I do:

>never go on camera
>stay under tags related to my hobbies
>disconnect with anyone who starts a conversation with any variation of ASL

I've met lots of wonderful people this way who share my hobbies and passions.

Use text chat, dont give up, OP. I met a qt on there and we stayed in touch for three years, so you never know.

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>>26364826
>>never go on camera
>>stay under tags related to my hobbies
>>disconnect with anyone who starts a conversation with any variation of ASL

In addition to this, I've learned from experience to do the following to weed out people that are terrible to talk to:
>disconnect anyone who starts a conversation with something immensely boring and superfluous like "hi" "hey" "hello" "what's up"
>disconnect anyone who writes without proper capitalization and without at least non-shit punctuation

For the /r9k/-related tags:
>disconnect anyone who immediately opens with a meme, or practically speaks in memes

Naturally this weeds out nearly everyone, and it feels desolately lonely, like standing atop a pile of rubble and looking out over an endless and unforgiving wasteland.
It's pretty fucked. I'm convinced that you have to be able to tolerate extremely dull people and also be extremely dull yourself to be able to find any sort of connection on Omegle.

>>26365016
Those are also good additions. I usually lead with a general question related to the hobby tag I'm using in order to kick off a conversation with them about their interests so I'm never sure who is leading with hellos.

I also rarely meet people with poor spelling.

>>26362077
im a tranny and i go on there to see if people think im a girl they do without fail. the amount of dicks that has been seen is very high.

>>26362077
i got on omegle to show my cock and cum on cam for older men.

sometimes they pay me, its pretty sweet.

>>26365122
You will never be a real girl you delusional faggot :)

too old, senpai
omegle is for 15 yo horny kids who fap to nudes of the very same of the opposite sex, who, believe it or not, do not exist on omegle. still wondering why women control men? most men behave like zombies since early adolescence, crave vagina and tits like a fat man lusts for a giant cake to eat on his own alone in a dark room while crying and playing with balls and then smelling his fingers and saying to him self "odd, i don't remember fapping, yet my balls are so soft" and then he passes out while slowly developing diabetes.

>>26362077
What do you look like? Censor a part of yourself if you want.

>>26365189
i dont really think i will, but its what i can do to treat my mental illness

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I've always tried carrying on coversations, but most of the faggots on r9k tag either start by spouting shitty memes, or give 1 word replies.

Nigga, I know you're lonely and life sucks and you wanna talk to someone. I feel the same way. But I'm not gonna carry the convo if you can't.