Mischief Thread

>did you rape this woman
>no
>i did rape that woman

>at urologist because of pain in my balls
>he asks "are you sexually active?"
>no
>"do you have orgasms?"
YOU FUCKING NORMALFAG I SHOULD BURN DOWN YOUR PRACTICE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>26360231
>is this your wallet sir, it has an id that looks like you
>no, it's my brother's, ill give it to him
>mfw it was my wallet this whole time

>walk into living room
>hey guys, its me!
>it isnt even me

>>26360250
Thanks for this kek. Made my morning better. Godspeed space robot.

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>Prof asks if I'm chewing gum
>Yeah sorry
>I wasn't

>walking in parking lot
>key any car I pass by that looks nice

Stupid normies get fucked, I don't even need to go through the parking lot to get to the bus but I do it anyway.

>>26360439
Most mischievous thing in this thread, I'll tell you what.

>post something mischevious in a mischief thread
>I didn't actually do it

>be normie
>watch eggman and elliot rodger videos every single day

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>"have you ever shot a gun"
>"yes"
>actually i have never shot a gun
>shoot gun
>recoil hurts like a bitch
>break shoulder

>>26362889
>.40 S&W in a nutshell

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>are you a newfag
>no, i have browsed fourchain for 6 years

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>>26360231
DEVILISH!

>walk on bus
>"that will be $4:40"
>hand him a $100
>he doesn't have correct change and lets me on for free