hey r9k whats the easiest way to commit suicide quickly? preferably one that doesnt require me to leave the house and that i can do right now
> be dead with head exploded by train
> cops come to see
> act like i tripped
> mfw they believe me
The only suicide that works 100% is slitting your wrists in the tub.
It is a pretty comfy way to die just light up some candles and put on some music. If you are afraid of cutting just down a shit load of drugs.
>hey r9k whats the easiest way to commit suicide quickly? preferably one that doesnt require me to leave the house and that i can do right now
Same thing you'd do in prison.
Hang yourself with a bedsheet.
For something that would be less distressing (since a buildup of CO2 in the blood leads to a panic response, like when you hold you breath, or strangle yourself), buy a nitrogen tank on Amazon. You might also need an air pressure regulator. I also don't know what volume of nitrogen you need. Inhale pure nitrogen for about 15 minutes (or more, can't say for sure), you'll pass out, and you'll eventually undergo brain death, and die. Like falling asleep.
Godspeed Anon, surely no amount of physical pain can come close to the amount of mental pain we've had to endure.
>Jump in front of a train
>Everybody knows they failed you
>Make them live with that
>Piss off a bunch of normies by making them all late for work too
It's a win-win
Bungee cord asphyxiation
Can't believe no one has caught onto this yet
It's suicide made ezpz
>elastic force alone can cut off blood supply without having to tie a cord really tight or use your body weight
It has to be just the right length/strength, tho
I've got some advice if you want to hang yourself, don't fuck it up or get caught in the act. A friend of mine lost blood pressure to her brain but was saved by her parents when they heard her. Now her brain doesn't work properly and she's in a psychiatric ward so she won't get a second chance for a long time. Think carefully before you continue OP, you could just make shit worse.
If you have a car and a garage, just sit in the car, turn it on, let it idle in the garage until you die from carbon monoxide. If the garage has too much ventilation, you might need to duct tape a hose to the exhaust pipe, and put the hose into a window that has been slightly rolled down.
This would also work with other internal combustion engines, like a generator or a small motor, and an enclosed area.
Although, the Nazis first used carbon monoxide from running trucks, until they switched to Zyklon B. So maybe carbon monoxide has some drawbacks, although people die from it all the time, it's why they invented carbon monoxide detectors.
Why aren't any of you jap crap anime fags proposing Seppuku?
In my honest opinion that is the ONLY respectable way of commiting suicide.
Btw, OP is uncreative as fuck.
This. Why do you fear, let's say, 5 minutes of pain if you die in the end ? Cut your throat, if you go deep enough to slice your arteries, it's a guaranteed death. Do you think you have the balls ?
Hanging can lead to death by a broken neck. But I think in many cases it leads to death by suffocation. That's not necessarily a good feeling. Do you know the panic you feel when you hold your breath for as long as possible? Now imagine feeling that horrible feeling until you're dead. That's what dying by hanging would be like.