How do you strike back against the society that has forsaken you, robots?
>TFW I steal the pepper/salt shakers, the ketchup AND don't pay my bill in restaurants
>TFW have literally stole a whole cutlery set and plates from a restaurant
>TFW cut the seats with a knife and put gum under the table and pushed thumbtacks into it so that if someone swipes their hand across it they get cut
>Steal from stores occasionally
>Lie and say I'm homeless to take food designed for homeless people
Some more I'll think of later. What do you do, robots?
Normie at 6'o clock beta squad cover me I'm going in.
Kill every normie in this thread.
Anyway I like to steal things once in a while. Especially when a store pisses me off like rejecting a coupon or mislabeling a sale.
Generally though I enjoy fucking up normies shit by skating on it. I especially love to fuck with security guards.
You will look back when you're 70 and wish you were a fucking normie. You will be struggling to save for retirement and your shit will be all fucked up from not moving in your 30's. You should kill yourself now to prevent the suffering, faggot. As a 6'2 Chad I love going on this board and terrorizing you man children.
>go to bathroom
>piss on fucking everything
Heres what I do at work
>request the late night shift
>dick around until I see lonely, awkward guy come in
>"Hey m8, hows it going? Leave the gf at home?" (there is never a gf)
>follow the guy around the store, asking if everything is alright every 7.3 minutes
>comment on various items he picks up
>>"You going to party hard with all that booze?"
>>"Thats my gf's favorite brand of chips"
>>"Looks like someones going to have a fun night tonight"
>"I saw someone post this on reddit. Do you go on reddit too?"
>Come check out time, guess who's the only cashier
>>"Have a nice night"
>Not the same /r9k/ robots who got into lifting
You know /fit/ is satire right? They troll everyone with that stupid fucking program "starting strength" and half the people don't even lift, and another quarter look like absolute shit.
This is how I know you're not a Chad.
This. I only come here to laugh at you 'people'. You guys are the absolute scum of the earth and it provides me much amusement. In fact, I would only be sad that you killed yourselves because I'd have to look for my laughs elsewhere. Chad signing out.
>finally got gf last semester
>we took 3 classes this semester together
>show up early to all classes the first day and scope out the class
>had gf come in a little bit later
>already texted her which guy to sit by
>would have her talk to the guy a bit for the first week so they developed a crush on her
>next week i would either take their seat or walk in talking with my gf and have her laughing and then she comes and sits with me while he watched
>when i was sitting next to her within range of the guy we would pretend like we just sort of met and act like we were hitting it off
>she would playfully touch me in front of them
>pretended to get her number and stuff
>now we are dating
>mfw you could tell that they were visibly pissed off since they thought i stole their potential hook up/gf
>pretend to be like the human filth I despise
>secretly manipulate those roachies into doing my bidding
They don't suspect a thing. Absolutely pathetic.
No, I mean the rate of fun threads where people try to go into society and miserably fail is 10x higher than /r9k/. The photograph guy is my personal favourite.
Who the fuck eats at mcdick?
I don't have a problem with you fucking with waiters and front of house normie scum, but at least cut the dishwasher or janitor some slack. Speaking as a former dishwasher and permanent robot.
>pooping and cumming in food non-stop for 8 hours
This happens at every McDonalds. No other employee, manager or customer notices the fat autist putting handfulls of literal shit on the burgers. All day every day.
>become the master of Dark Triad
>writing actual scripts for every person i meet
>breaking down their personality structures and analysing their current social worth
>destroy each roach when im done and the roach cant be milked anymore
mindgames 4 lyfe
How about this Chad? I'm infantry in the army and now I'm becoming a police officer. I've banged 18 escorts too. And I can kick anyone's ass especially prettyboy Chads.
You'll be calling me to save your sorry ass from the next Cho or Sodini while you cower in the corner and I just might let them have their fun.
You dig normalscum?
I do the same thing, I work at a convenience store.
I also take all the just barely out of date stuff or stuff that isn't selling, and bring it home instead of throwing it out like we're supposed to. I've gotten a couple cases of soda flavors nobody likes, a fuckload of different chip flavors, cinnamon candies, and a ton of burgers, chicken wraps, and pastries.
We're also allowed one drink per shift for free, which is nice. Job's pretty shit in the winter, though. I had to open the last couple years, so I had to walk up so we were open by 5 am and I was mopping the floor every ten minutes all shift.
>turning those little knobs on toilet pipes
Round and round it goes, what it does nobody knows
>be me in highschool
>only friend is a normalfag who invites me to a party
>Chads and Stacey's everywhere
>walk pass group of normies and roasties
>some blonde haired Chad with spiked hair trips me up
>hahaha look at anon watch your step bro
>go to kitchen get biggest knife there
>Chad has his back turned
>stab him in the shoulder
All I had to do was 6 months of therapy I was a juvenile who was on antidepressants so I got away scott-free. Haha fucking normies.
>Put Chad's phone number on Craigslist advertising him selling a perfect condition iPhone for $50
>Put Chad's phone number on m4m section of CL and post a 10/10 man so all the gay weirdos start texting and calling him
>am really depressed
>pretend to be happy-go-lucky around normies, they all think I'm one of the most cheerful and friendly people they've met
Fucking idiots. They don't even know I'm manipulating them into thinking I'm a happy person.
Get an icepick and pop their tires.
Looks like the normies won't be getting home in time to shower and get to sleep before their shift tomorrow!
Sorry >>26361434, really they're the ones that are manipulating you (and themselves, and each other, because most normals are the same way as you)
They give off the appearance that they're not, though, because their ideals are solidified as a palpable ambiance that many people unconsicously obey
It's really an uphill battle
When I feel like splashing out with my NEETbucks I might go to a local restaurant.
I'll generally order a little less than I want to eat, and then half way through my meal I will complain about the quality (even though it is fine).
This accomplishes two goals: first I get more free food, and second I get the server, waiter and chef all in trouble.
Gotta keep the wageys on their toes know what I mean fellow NEETs?
>at a viet restaurant
>had long hair at the time
>be eating pho soup
>my hair gets in the soup accidentally
>oh well I don't care
>almost finish soup
>find a hair in it
>tell waiter there is hair in my soup
>my hair is visibly wet at the tips
>he looks at me like he knows my game but doesn't do anything about it
>mfw free second bowl of soup
>This accomplishes two goals: first I get more free food, and second I get the server, waiter and chef all in trouble.
More like cum on your food and no they do not get in trouble lol.
You'd be better off just dine and dashing or going to all-you-can-eat restaurants and shoveling food into some plastic containers.
I've personally been responsible for a wagey waited being fired. I know because after the manager shouted at him to leave I have never seen him work there again.
Watch out wagey, us NEETs are out keeping you honest, wouldn't want to upset Mr Manager Shekelberger with another customer complaint.
Now get me another meal, this one is overcooked.
>when I was in school I used to hide food (sandwiches, bananas etc) in cupboard in the science rooms
>nobody fucking used those cupboards
>mfw after a few months the whole place smelt like mould
>Stacy's literally fucking gagging
I am a fellow NEET.
I just meant that if you really want to inflict more damage on wagecucks you'd be better off dine and dashing or taking a week's worth of food with 1 buffet admission.
I'm dating 2 girls at once. It's kind of hard to juggle. But hopefully they'll never find out.
C O M P L E T E C H A O S
You guys make me want to get my social experiment game on
Has anyone ever accused you of being on drugs? That's a meme these days whenever anyone passes out
>striking back against the society that has forsaken you by robbing homeless people who have been fucked over by society worse than anybody.
Look if you're going to behave like an asshole admit it. Don't pretend that what you're doing is righteous. Also
>calling people normies while admiting to having eaten a meal at restaurant.
HA. Literally the most normie thing you could do. Abandon thread people OP is a confirmed faggot
>go to taco bell
>piss a perfect 0 across the toilet seat
I squeeze glue into the front door locks of wageslave normies in my street.
It's so satisfying sitting in my lounge at 5-6pm watching all the wagies come home and trying to get into their house after being out since 7am.
The best is when they have to sit on the front step for an hour or more waiting for a locksmith to come out.
idk i just jerk off in public bathrooms and leave my pubes everywhere. pic related is my cum from yesterday.
>Worked in an attorney's office for multiple attorneys as a file clerk
>All the attorneys are insane and think it's okay to have their own filing system instead of having a universal system that the entire office could follow making my job easier and quicker so I could do the rest of the shit I had to do
>Would constantly accidentally misplace a paper in an incorrect section because I'm not a fucking faggot who will literally take time out of his day to look up what a fucking subpoena paper should look like on their day off and expects that shit to be taught to me day 1 of training
>Of course nobody does this and there are probably a good 70 pages of papers that don't belong in certain sections
>This will ultimately destroy the lives of many people who tried seeking help after being wronged
>This could destroy the offices reputation
I blame their shit training I've worked a hard job before and never did shit like this.
I have plenty of stories to tell about my jobs if anyone is interested I was 18 living on my own with a girl in Hollywood shit was intense I was not prepared for normie life.
>tfw me and little brother used to cross streams in the park bathrooms pissing on the tiolet seat protectors and TP
Do you have any feelings for these girls has it been less than three months if so you're a pretty normal human being and those girls will get mad if they find out because you don't act like they're hot shit. However if you're the kind of guy who is romantic and sweet and kind and you're doing this shit you're going to come off like a psychopathic asshole. On the real though good on you for being able to handle that sounds like a very crazy situation.
i destroy social norms by word-smithing executive approaches to pretty much everything.
In this society nobody knows how to look for/base/check evidence so this basically allows me to make anyone i want to look like an absolute fool.
This includes placing small stuff in shops into the passerbies pockets and screaming "WTF DUDE IT ONLY COSTS LIKE 2 EURO WHY WOULD YOU SHOPLIFT"
worst/best case scenario they get violent
i can then call the mall cops or real cops gotten about 200 euros worth of compensation so far.
get rekt normies
What does "passive aggressive" even mean?
Being passive and then waiting to be aggressive?
There is literally nothing wrong with waiting to get revenge.
In fact, doing it too soon is often too much of a clue.
But yeah, cumming in hamburgers and stealing shit from grocery stores is just retarded. You're not actually "getting back" at anyone.
>>intentially spill my popcorn all over the floor in theatres
>>piss everywhere in public toilets, toilet seat, floor and toilet roll included
>>piss and shit on peoples lawns during the night
Are you a dog?
I did this in school so many times.
One time I walked into a bathroom I had hit several times in one week and there were paper signs taped up everywhere inside the bathroom with big bold text printed out on it: "WHY ARE YOU DISRESPECTING YOURSELF, DISRESPECTING OUR JANITORIAL STAFF, AND DISRESPECTING YOUR SCHOOL, BLAH BLAH BLAH . . ."
It was meant to scare me, so I waited for kids to leave the bathroom and I tore down several sheets and put them in one of the toilets and pissed all over them. And the toilet, floor, walls, etc.
After that, everybody in the whole school had to check out rolls of toilet paper from a teacher if they were going to the bathroom. They took all the toilet paper out of all the school bathrooms because I was pissing on them all.
This happened at Boltz Jr. High in Ft. Collins, Colorado, sometime between 99'-01'. I was in 7th grade, and the Principal was Mr. Walz.
And in case you never heard, Mr. Walz later got in quite a bit of trouble when it was proven that one of his friends who was a teacher was having sex with a female student (9th grader) and Walz knew about it and helped keep it covered up.
He currently lives in Alaska, HA HA HA HA HA!
I sometimes leave the toilet seat up after I do my pee pee
>people did this and much worse at my school
special ed students either jerking off or walking around with no clothes in the bathrooms or there'd be some form of human waste spread around the bathroom.
It's amazing how people can think it's a good think to go so far out of their way to hurt total strangers, and they never think it's all going to be paid for at a later date.
You will be held to account for that sort of thing. It comes back into your life, it hurts people you love. Maybe even your innocent children. You think it's all funny to terrorize losers until your kid is the loser in school and everyday he's coming home crying because of what the kids at school did to him.
Almost every robot here had a Chad for a dad and a Stacy for a mom. A perfect Chad and Stacy couple who have no idea why their kid is so weird, and why everything is so difficult for them, and just don't know what to do.
It's funny how owners always step over a dollar to pick a fucking dime.
Let's buy the cheapest possible fucking mats to put in front of the doorway, if we even buy mats at all, but don't sweat the fact that everytime the weather is shitty, we have to pay employees to mop the floor all day long instead of running the business and making fucking money.
They make big roll-out mats that would completely prevent that kind of stupid shit, but the mats cost a bit of money, so 99.9% f business owners can't justify it, mostly because it's not their ass with the mop, it's some dumb kid, and they spend all their time answering the phone to find out how much money they made that day.
I go out driving at night ask random.people if they want lifts then drive them like a mile the wrong way and kick them out and the best part they pay me when they get in initially
I wonder how much fecal matter, urine, and semen he consumes every year because he likes to make a scene.
He certainly would have consumed some of mine if he ever breezed through my restaurant when I was working.
I miss the camaraderie of all of us getting together in the back and totally desecrating somebody's plate.
We didn't do it to anybody over just any little thing, but MAN did we go overboard when it was deserved. I'd be surprised if we didn't kill some people. Or give 'em dysentery, or something.
>>Worked in an attorney's office for multiple attorneys as a file clerk
>>All the attorneys are insane and think it's okay to have their own filing system instead of having a universal system that the entire office could follow making my job easier and quicker so I could do the rest of the shit I had to do
>>Would constantly accidentally misplace a paper in an incorrect section because I'm not a fucking faggot who will literally take time out of his day to look up what a fucking subpoena paper should look like on their day off and expects that shit to be taught to me day 1 of training
>>Of course nobody does this and there are probably a good 70 pages of papers that don't belong in certain sections
>>This will ultimately destroy the lives of many people who tried seeking help after being wronged
>>This could destroy the offices reputation
I think your response to the situation you've been placed in is completely reasonable.
If they're that fucking retarded that they each want special filing systems just for themselves, let them lose cases and let them lose the firm. Obviously these are not good-guy lawyers out crusading for justice, these are sleazeballs with insane egos, probably going out there and making the world a worse place every single day.
You should, if anything, increase their odds of losing cases.
Yeah, see, you're supposed to be just passive while people take advantage of you and sabotage you and make your life a living hell every day, all day long.
You're supposed to just passively accept everything and not resist, Anon.
That's what a normal person would do. Don't you want to be normal, Anon?
Don't you want to play the game that you can only play if you agree to lose? C'mon, it'll be fun!
Timing is everything. Picking the right time to resist can be as important as how you do it.
If you resist immediately, that can make it so other resistance scenarios are undoable.
Saying or doing something in the heat of the moment can bring instant gratification. But that can affect your possible moves in the future.
>fill up a balloon with water
>leave it in the road
>Arent chads and stacies supposed to be higher in social hierarchy than restaurant workers?
I take it you are some sheltered rich kid?
Restaurants often hire attractive and charismatic people to be their waiters. Just about everyone who wasnt handed a job at mommy and daddys company or had their schooling paid for by mommy and daddy has had a resturant level job.
You are literally the tumblr for guys
there is no patriarchy, dumb cunt
>MRA MALE DEFENSE FORCE DETECTED!
there is no normie conspiracy, dumb fuck
>NORMIE DEFENSE SQUAD DETECTED!!1
Can anyone else see the hypocricy of this board?
>go for evening stroll
>go to public toilets
>enter female section
>put both the seat and lid down
>proceed to evacuate the contents of my colon
>walk out smug with a shit eating grin on my face all the way home
>There's a chad in the apartment next to me who attempts to trip me over every morning and steals my newspaper
>Decide to go full beta on him
>Hacked into his wifi and redirected all traffic to gay porn sites, REEEE, screamers, whatever comes up.
>Put his cell on gay dating sites and his skype on Indian groups
>Spam his phone with text messages until it bakes
>Throw eggs at his car
>Piss on his doorstep
Feels good m8
>make about 3 litres of soup at home
>bring it into school the next day
>bring it into the bathroom
>throw it onto and into fucking everything
>be honour roll student so nobody expects it was you
>do a poopoo in a public toilet
>wipe my ass
>save it for later
>put end of toilet paper into toilet
>toilet paper dispenser is now empty
>smear the poopoo from earlier up inside the toilet paper dispenser
>mfw making backhanded comments to women and making them feel insecure
>work at telstra
>flip the break everything switch to 'on'
>mfw normies can't use their phones all day
>in a online normie group
>everyone here are just tools for me
>act like I'm fucking psycho
>pretend to have lots of mental illnesses
>get people banned because I said they hurt my feelings for my mental illness
>committed online suicide 2 years ago
Get out normie
i ride bbc on the weekends
take that, heteronormative standards of society