>tfw black >tfw no ironic hipster stoner asian gf

>>26358430

you know they are as flat as a board right?

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>>26358430
>>tfw no ironic hipster stoner asian gf
Amen

>>26358430
niggers smell bad

>>26358505
Can you give an exact description of this smell?

come to brooklyn and hang out in some bars

Niggas have NO taste goddamn

>>26358546
musky. mixed with the smell of greasy hair, body odor, shit and cocoa butter/lotion

>>26358585
Nah senpai, I have a shaved head, shower regularly and wear deodorant.

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>>26358430
fuck outta here you corny ass nigga,
fitness addict asians are the best

>>26358430
you don't want a woman like this
they're literal garbage

>>26358607
the smell still exists. believe me black people have a smell, everyone I've met. Haitians always smell the worst, like urine. even if you don't notice it, white people do. I'm sure white people smell weird to you too, its okay. Arabs are the worst though.

>ywn see pinoyfag and blackbot fuck out of over desperation

>>26358585
Are you just exaggerating to be edgy orrrr.....


never got this meme, maybe I just have a shit smell senses

>>26358607
the smell still exists, just fainter. believe me black people have a smell, at least all the ones I've met over my life. even if you don't notice it, white people do, we talk about it. I'm sure white people smell weird to you too, its okay. Arabs are the worst though, body odor wise.

>>26358646
I don't notice any smell on arabs, but whatever.

White guys just smell like fabric softener, all of the smelly black dudes I've met either smell like BO or cologne.

>>26358482

woman can be attractive even if flat it really depends on the woman .

>>26358430

plus that girl looks like a real ball busting SJW that will make you cook her lunch to overcome gender roles even when you work fall time and are the breadwinner.


Its not worth it.

>>26358677
>>26358646
lmao accidentally posted twice

>>26358585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25IhfWRO4Rk
that can be fixed

>>26358683
not really t b h q.

>>26358713
do the jews commission these in secret to make memers into loyal old spice customers?

>>26358430
her face is fucking busted dude

>>26358546
it kind of smells like sweat and shit. it's a bit hard to describe though, since only niggers smell like that

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>>26358430
Get better taste in Asians, OP.

>>26358963
Do all Black people smell like this? Most? Enough to be a sizable amount, but not most? I thought people just said it to be edgy tbhq.

>>26358505
This is true. I talked to an Asian taxi cab driver, and he told me no other race smelled as foul as a black person.

>>26359091
from my experience, most do

>>26359188
Maybe it's just because Asian people have a hypersensitive sense of smell. I'm white and I've never noticed any one race having more of a smell than another.

>>26359281
I don't know either. I asked my white friend (who is usually pretty upfront about things and hates to beat around the bush) how I smelled and he said I smell like nothing.

>>26359281
my roommate and I are asian and our sense of smell isn't that sharp.

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>tfw no wehrmacht gf

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>>26358430
The superior alternative to this would be the homely hipster asian; down to earth yet hip

However the highest tier is of course of the hi-fashion asian (Fig 1.)

Perhaps above this however is the S-Rank Hawaiian/South-Eastern Asian; this is only true in black circles however. What sets these two giants apart from the rest are their amazing asses, lips and skin.

>>26358726
explains why you've never had a gf

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>>26358430
>defining yourself "ironically"

>>26358492
what is this expression supposed to represent?

>>26360673
>you will never impregnate that

feels bad man

>>26361813
Perfection my friend.

>>26358430
>tfw black
>wanting introverted, anime watching gf

you're going down the wrong path brother

she looks annoying and she probably think shes hilarious when she isnt