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>a girl will never spill spaghetti around you
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>a girl will never spill spaghetti around you

Feel with me.
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>women taking the initiative
>ever
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>>26357801
Highly unrealistic. I wasn't aware there were more of pic related.
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>>26357801

I have seen women spill spaghetti around Chad.

It's enraging
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this may be true in japan where there isn't a stigma against women confessing to guys. never happening in the west, though.
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>>26357851
they actually do in japland, they broke out of the "women must be submissive" thing a decent while ago for some reason
must be because theyre a nation of degenerate perverts who love being dominated
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>tfw you see a girl sitting around being bored and flicking through her normiephone with a sour expression
>tfw her chad bf approaches and her face lights up
>suddenly her life has meaning again and she is positively beaming with a huge smile
>jumps up and hugs him and starts talking really quickly

>want to tie them up and torture them in my basement
>slowly cutting pieces off of chad while he's alive and drifting between unbelievable agony and unconsciousness
>tfw slicing off his face and placing the bloody pelt over my head and telling the slut "c'mon baby how bout a kiss" before raping her
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>>26357801
I've had girls kind of sperg around me. One that did it regularly for years. Could I ever even think of fucking them though? Hugging them? No. Gay men too.

It's up to you to initiate
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>>26358071
whats wrong with you anon? Are you mentally stable?
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>>26357879
Why? Because they aren't spilling spaghetti around you?
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it's happened to me twice, made me feel pretty good tBh. one was fat so i just wanted to get out of there as fast as possible. the other one worked at a pet food store, was cute, but i couldn't tell if she was underage or not... so i could have possibly had a 14 year old girl dropping spaghetti at me

i dont know how i should feel about that
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>>26357933
That's not fucking fair. I want to be dominated, too.
Japan is once again so fucking far ahead of us.
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>tfw no clumsy spaghetti gf to tease
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>>26357801
>the lady behind the counter said good evening sit to me
>it was still afternoon
Does this count?
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>>26358071
Heh. That's pretty creative.
I don't think he'd remain conscious for very long though, the blood loss would get to him. You'd need to be an expert in anatomy to avoid all the major arteries.
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>>26358542
>.gif
>no movement at fucking all
is this some kind of ironic meme
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I'm too shy to ever consider approaching a man but you can tell me anything you want and watch me spill spaghetti. I mean anything.

>hey, did you do the homework we got assigned last class?
>y-you too

>good morning
>yes
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>>26358595
>questioning a greyscale image saved in gif format
No anon, you are the meme.
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>>26358617
How many times have you been approached by males?
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>>26358617
please be my girlfriend
of course this isn't original
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>>26358617
>>good morning
>>yes
That honestly makes sense.
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>>26358641
A lot of times.

>>26358644
Don't be weird anon

>>26358662
It doesn't make sense when you are walking in late to a class.
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this chubby 4/10 at subway always talks to me a lot when I go in and asks about my day and my family I think she wants me to marry her so she can be a NEET housewife and not sling sandwiches all day
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>>26358704
How does it feel to live with all that privilege
Easy mode must be fucking amazing
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>>26358704
But if it's a good morning you are just saying that you agree with the statement. It would be funnier if you say "I agree". Try it tomorrow.
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>>26358617
Would you let your boyfriend lick your asshole?
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>>26357933
its because most jap men are actual wage cucks they all work 80 hours a week at their shit jobs and unless a girl starts humping their leg most are too beta and tired from work to go date.

t. ex sailor
>tfw no gookess who fetishized my skin and cock
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>>26358071
God damn you just reminded me that I want to play a good torture game so bad, like one where you have a lot of options to torture someone, one that you can choose different weapons and the place you hit creates a unique reaction on the victim.
Being able to choose different victmins with different stories would be pretty cool but the torture part is the most important.
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>>26358704

>a lot of times

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

GO HOME ROSTIE
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>>26358704
>Don't be weird anon
>tfw getting rejected like this
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>>26358723
Amazing t b h

>>26358736
>girl
>trying to be funny

I don't want to embarrass myself
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>>26358349

>it's wrong to get mad when you can't have something you want

Fuck off
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>>26358349

Yes. are you a fucking idiot?
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>>26358749
I wouldn't let my "boyfriend" do anything to me

>>26358788
Stop being jealous of the privileges having a vagina brings me, after all... It is thanks to men that it's so easy to be a woman.

>>26358789
I don't want an Internet boyfriend, that's it.
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>tfw girl interning at work asked me out for Valentine's Day
>tfw she was blushing while she did
I was probably just going to sit at home wrapped in a blanket and jerk off to hentai so this is a nice change.
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back in high school some chubby 4/10ish told me she had a crush on me and i turned her down
both of us spilled spaghetti really hard
her friends were around the whole time just quietly giggling at all the pasta being dropped everywhere
it was terrible but i feel kind of proud when i remember it because it was the only time a girl explicitly showed that she had feelings for me
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>>26358844
>I wouldn't let my "boyfriend" do anything to me
What does that mean? Why not?
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>>26358780
There's some flash games like that, but no real backstories behind them.
There's that recent translation of.. uhh.. Euphoria if you like VNs.
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>>26357851
My only gf actually took the initiative.

I didn't want to ask her out at first because I knew she dated and dumped many dudes before, but my dick got the better of me.

It went exactly as you'd expect, but at least I got to feel her tits.
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I saw that same girl/artist last night! Is that on a booru? What's the sauce?
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>>26358796
But it is Anon. That's the mentality of a child. As an adult man you have to accept reality but use it as motivation to solve your problem.
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>>26359251
I bet she's a "lesbian" aka chadsexual
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>>26357801
Nothing gets my dick harder than girls spilling their spaghetti. Fermanons please post some voocaroos.
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>>26358874
im pretty sure one girl at work has it for me and she is a decently qt girl i just cant muster the nerve myself because im a fucking bitch

godspeed anon i hope i am as lucky as you i will see her again tomorrow
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>>26359340
>As an adult man you have to accept reality

Accepting reality is what Adults wish to avoid. You'll find most adults have given up on whatever dreams they pretended were possible. Thankfully, we can escape sobriety and enter the world of alcohol and cocaine.

>but use it as motivation to solve your problem.
I can't be chad.
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>>26358195
>It's up to you to initiate
what did he mean by this
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>>26359540
>I can't be chad.
This is the reality that you must accept.

Being Chad/having women is not the only path to happiness.
>Travel your own path to happiness.
This is how to solve the problem.
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>>26359582
>This is how to solve the problem

Liquor and anime, then. I'll stay the course.
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>know a girl who might as well be a robot
>she constantly spills spaghetti
>extreme loner, once ran into her at a bus stop and found out she was going to watch a movie alone
>talking to her is extremely difficult though she doesn't like to give too many details about herself
>very passionate and active in conversation when if I do get her to open up though
>always willing to help me with assignments, goes out of her way to do so
>just an extreme qt all around
>two days ago find out from her one friend that she every week or so she goes to the club with her friend and they bring back random guys to fuck
>was planning on asking her somewhere for Valentine's
>was going to take her to a cafe she always mentioned about wanting to visit

I just saw this thread and instantly felt like shit

She keeps messaging me but I can't even bring myself to speak to her now, I don't know what to do. I suppose it's my fault for thinking I'd ever have a chance at a gf anyway
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>>26359606
Does that really make you satisfied with life?
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>>26359609
Did you post about this earlier?
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>>26359609

>two days ago find out from her one friend that she every week or so she goes to the club with her friend and they bring back random guys to fuck
>was planning on asking her somewhere for Valentine's
>was going to take her to a cafe she always mentioned about wanting to visit

I don't see what one thing has to do with another.

I mean, let's say you could go to a club and fuck random chicks with the same consistency as she can. Wouldn't you? Would that negate the feelings you could develop for someone you see consistently and with a different intent?

>inb4 cuck, beta, used goods, roastie

ALRIGHT, fine. Let's say your Christian/Muslim/Spaghetti values prevent you from settling for anything less than a virgin who doesn't even schlick it to porn.

Who's to say her friend isn't just being a jealous bitch and sabotaging her?
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>>26359609
jfc just go with it and be her constant source of d.
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>>26359582

You self-denying buddhist types are fucking moronic. I can't turn off my most basic desires anymore than I can turn on other desires.
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>>26359609
>loner
>has a friend she goes clubbing with
What? Also, where does she live?
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>>26359609
>two days ago find out from her one friend that she every week or so she goes to the club with her friend and they bring back random guys to fuck
thats pretty weird considering all other things. id suggest you make sure its the truth.
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>>26359658
I don't really want anything, so it's a moot point. Life would be simple if I did; just make a plan to get what I want and then get to it.

Question is, How do I desire something?
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>>26359658
Yeah, partially.
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>>26358071
I don't think it's what you intended, but you sure got a giggle out of me
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>>26359609
Just hang out if you want, maybe even fuck her. But do no get into a relationship.
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>>26359706
>Who's to say her friend isn't just being a jealous bitch and sabotaging her?
I'd say it's more likely that he doesn't have a chance and she's trying to make him lose interest, OR she could just be telling the truth because women having lots of random sex is empowering to women or some shit.
Either way he should cut his losses and just remain friends or more likely just stop seeing her at all to avoid heartache.
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>>26359706
>there is no line in-between a virgin and a full blown cumslut
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>>26357801
i just want to reach out and give her a hug and say yes i'll go out with you
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>>26359807

Not to /r9k/ there isn't.

Didn't I say
>I don't see what one thing has to do with another.

I mean, sure, she may have casual sex. Doesn't really negate the possibility of her being faithful within a relationship.

I'm trying to get OP to go for it, and if that really bothers him he should at least have the balls to talk to her about it himself as opposed to relying on third party intel
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>>26359582
You are litterally using a popular cuckold way of thinking you genetic waste.
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>>26359724
>>26359746
Most clubs post pictures of people partying there on their facebook page. She goes to one in particular every saturday. Checked their pictures for each day for two weeks back, saw her both times with some random guy with his arms around her waist, both absolutely plastered and her making some stupid face to the camera. Whether or not she actually goes around fucking them is up to debate but I think that's just wishful thinking

There might be more but I don't even want to look even further back, fuck

>>26359693
don't think so
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>>26359938
>don't think so
Weird, someone posted a very similar story a couple of days ago.

Anyway, give me her Skype or something. She sounds exactly like a female version of me and I want to see if I understand her as well as I think I do.
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>>26359706

The fact that she sluts it up on the down-low is not a good sign. I've been in that Anon's situation before, I was supposed to be the boyfriend she uses to become reformed. It was horrible. Reforming meant that I jump through hoops and treat her like a princess for barely any affection (no sex or anything). Eventually she started fucking some random guy who didn't give a shit about her.
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>>26359962
nah, that's not going to happen. Be a thirsty mess elsewhere.
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>>26359609
This isn't uncommon at all. Nerdy girls are actually more likely to be slutty at clubs, because Staceys and normal girls are all there with friends so they're less likely to get laid. Lone girls are rare as fuck and immediately get thousands of dicks tossed at them. I've talked to a couple of girls like this and I can show you some examples later but I have to go to the gym now.
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>>26359968
>sluts
There's that word again anon. You'd do the exact same thing as her if you could but I bet you don't see yourself as a slut.
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>>26359755
>partially
So no.

>>26359750
Think of something that would improve the quality of your life or a hobby that would be cool.

>>26359923
Yeah right. Good luck chasing roasties.
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>>26359989
I'm thirsty for her Skype in the same way she's thirsty for your Skype, even though we both get laid at da club. We're literally the same.
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>>26357801
No girl wil ever call you to hear your voice. Fembots do not count
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>>26359968

>I was supposed to be the boyfriend she uses to become reformed. It was horrible. Reforming meant that I jump through hoops and treat her like a princess for barely any affection (no sex or anything). Eventually she started fucking some random guy who didn't give a shit about her.

YOU JUST DESCRIBED MY LAST RELATIONSHIP.

I can't believe I never put it together. I'm sorry I'm going to have to step away now. Thanks, anon. This is the climax of my healing process, I know you didn't mean to hurt my feels
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>>26360018
>We're literally the same.
Can't imagine her begging for a guy's skype on 4chan like a thirsty mess :^)
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>>26357851

Same as >>26359299, sans the "went exactly as you'd expect" part.

If she hadn't taken the initiative, I'd still be single.

>tfw gf regularily is embarrassed by small details
>tfw starts spilling pasta all around you

hnnng
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>>26359968
>She's not allowed to have her boyfriend treat her special because she DARED to have casual sex before they were in a relationship
I have little faith for the future, will everyone just be a robot manchild?
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>>26360013
I came to the realization I won't ever be truly happy with who I am because of my genetic limitations. So I'll continue to do with what does provide me with temporary solace.
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>>26359962
>She sounds exactly like a female version of me and I want to see if I understand her as well as I think I do.
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>>26359859
>/r9k/ is one person
Anon has preferences and that's perfectly acceptable. He thought she was someone that she isn't. That's it.
It's possible she wouldn't want to be with a virgin as well and that's her choice, too.
It's true that you shouldn't expect perfection because all people are flawed, but you shouldn't get with someone you already know you're incompatible with for the sake of open-mindedness.
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>>26359859
>Doesn't really negate the possibility of her being faithful within a relationship.

No not necessarily. But it's a huge red flag, like the biggest. Why would he risk getting into a relationship with someone like that? And she's obviously not as shy or autistic as he portrays her out to be if she's fucking a different dude a week.

But yeah, he should confront her. Don't know how he would go about it though.
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>>26360099
Don't worry, dear. I'm sure there will still be a good beta waiting for you at the end of the cock carousel.
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>>26358542
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cauterization
does lots of tissue damage, but if the intent is torture that's just a bonus
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>>26360120
No. Anon shut the fuck up. You should celebrate her casualness about getting fucked by whatever tall, dominant man demands it every weekend in the club because it makes that girl feel better about her own casual sex regrets. Stop expecting unrealistic shit like a girl who doesn't want a hard, new dicking every week.
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>>26359938
>Whether or not she actually goes around fucking them is up to debate

No it's really not. You just been deceived into thinking this girl is actually someone completely different from who you thought she was.

Remember, people show different faces to different people.
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>>26357801
I didn't want to feel this m8
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>>26360169
And what's waiting for you? New instagram pictures of your crush with a 'Chad' you can deathgrip it to?
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>>26360011
I respect your dubs but your opinion is shit. Whether or not I would do it if I were in her position has no bearing on reality. I can never be in her position so it's not useful to look at things from that perspective. The fact is that she behaves a certain way that most importantly, Anon doesn't respect, that doesn't bode well for monogamy.

>>26360099
That isn't what I was saying. She used me to try to soothe her ego then fell back on old habits, hurting me in the process.
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>>26360011
Right because you know me so well right?
Also
>implying men can't be sluts
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>>26359968
That's called uhh.. purification or something for doujins.
It's strangely arousing but not something I'd try in 3D (and I'm a robot for a reason anyway)
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>>26357870
>I wasn't aware there were more of pic related.

Where can I get more of them?
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>>26360099
Why would I treat her special when she's nothing more then a cumdump for other men?
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>>26360228
>That's called uhh.. purification or something for doujins.
It's not, it's something that appears in 5-10 whole doujins yet 4chan keeps trying to give it a name that sticks. There's a reason expanda and every other relevant site doesn't have a tag for it.
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>>26357801
I have had it happen to me. In retrospect it was really kinda sweet and awkward but at the time it was just awkward and made me feel uncomfortable around her.

It only happened because she was dumb and young and so was I.

Later I would break up with her for my onetitis who made me believe she was finally interesting in pursuing something but then loljked it.

At that point I was feeling the pressures of a relationship that had grown bad so it was on the way out anyway at least.

My spahgetti spiller is now in an open relationship with another woman and is a hyperfeminist to say the least.

The most annoying part about that is I treated her very well. I drove her to school every day and would often make or bring her lunch. I took her out and bought her jewelry and really made an effort. But the first year we were together she managed to not even make me a card or anything for Christmas, my birthday, anything. Then the year after everything she got was obviously really last minute not even really stuff for me kind of deals.

Thank you for reading my tumblr post.
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>>26360214
>implying I use social media

You're out of your element, roastie
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>>26360226
>Right because you know me so well right?
Well you seem to know all women and how slutty they are, Mr Manchild.
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>>26357801
Ive had it happen.
Imagine having to carry most of a conversation because a girl is blushing and doesnt respond clearly.
>its shit
And she keeps trying to hold your hand and not look you in the eyes.

If you guys step away from anime for a second and live in the real world and date women who are confident in themselves, your whole premonition of shy girls will change.
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>>26360214
I'm actually gonna get an arranged marriage to a qt virgin
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>>26360326
Holy shitskin batman!
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>>26360309
>person fucks a random stranger once a week
>not a slut

Am I missing something?
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Girls do not spill spaghetti around you. They just avoid you and try not to talk to you so they don't embarrass themselves until you take initiative
Source - Girl liked me for a year before I found out, when she told me she said "I thought it was obvious that I did, I was always taking the opposite route to campus so I wouldn't run into you and I would always sit behind you so you couldn't see me blush when you talked"
Shit is absolutely fucked
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>>26360170
People can faint from intense pain as well. Either way it's unlikely that it would go like it does in the movies.
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>>26360292
>Later I would break up with her because muh Stacy might finally let me have a turn now that Chad's had his full
>The most annoying part about that is I treated her very well
No.
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>>26360341
Haha nice one anon, ya really got me!
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>>26359609
Who knows if that girl is telling the truth?

Even if she is, why does it matter?

People want a certain level of companionship. Even loner spahgettis.

Ask her anyway. Don't use this excuse to be a little bitch.
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>>26360371
It's spelt 'you'. Why are non-whites so inferior?
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>>26360379
>>26359706
You REALLY want this guy to settle for her huh? Do you think it will lead to some safe robot taking you in after being the towns fucktoy?
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>>26359968
Ive been in your shoes 2 years ago. Honestly take shit like that with a pinch of salt.
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>>26360379
>>26360187

You're right, maybe it's selfish of me to be mad at someone because they aren't exactly who I think they are. If I had known from the start maybe I wouldn't care, I don't know. I'll sleep on it.
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>>26359706
This.

But then again, the majority of /r9k/ really seem to believe this stupid lock metaphor.
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>>26360379
spoken like a true roastie.
Don't worry cunt, someone loser will still accept your worthless self
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>>26360287
>There's a reason expanda and every other relevant site doesn't have a tag for it.
The man's trying to keep us down, but we're gonna make it. We'll show those fucking ponyfags that purification deserves a tag.
It will inevitably get more material and I will laugh at you from my throne.
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>>26360370
>Stacy
My oneitis was probably objectively worse looking in every way. I didn't leave spaghetti behind because I was attracted physically to another person I did it because she was emotionally draining and didn't seem to care about me at all.

I made huge emotional and personal investments into her and saw no return.

[Spoiler] Minus the sex which I must say was quite good.
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>>26360434
Wew lad. You're actually going to get with a slut because some fembot shat on you for trying to avoid this mess.
Why are robots hardwired for the cuck life?
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>>26360437
It's not even about the lock metaphor at this point. Why would any self-respecting man date the town whore?
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>>26360480
andthenIfuckedupmyspoiler
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>>26358617
haha youre such an introvert xd
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>>26360426

I'm male, and I'm also only one of those posters.

I just think OP is missing a shot at what could be a good fuck with similar interests. I mean, I'd date a retired porn star if we were 100% compatible everywhere else, but that's just me.

OP will ultimately do whatever the fuck he wants.
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>>26360529
>I'd date a retired porn star if we were 100% compatible everywhere else, but that's just me.
Then you have no right calling anyone a little bitch, you embarrassment of a man.
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>>26360431
Even if somehow she gets drunk at parties with random men and it doesn't lead to sex, that's not a lifestyle that a robot is going to enjoy.
They're from two different worlds. He thought they had a connection but they don't.
She gets her physical needs met by the fratboys at the club and her emotional needs by anon. It's a fucked up situation that is pretty damn common for anyone here that doesn't know any better.
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>>26360497
>It's not even about the lock metaphor at this point. Why would any self-respecting man date the town whore?

Maybe because lately it seems to be like
>She has looked in the general direction of a male that isn't me (the robot posting this) at least once in her life?
>REEE, ROASTIE TOWN WHORE!!!!!!


Having had more than one sexual partner =/= town bicycle.

I'm not saying you can't refuse someone based on their past sexual life. I'm just saying robots' standards have become ridiculously high.
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>>26357851
Some lady in her late 40s took the initiative on me the other day, I got flustered and pretended that I was gay for my friend, who only played along to a very short point.
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>>26360573
Nigga, she supposedly fucked a different guy every week. How the fuck is that have ridiculously high standards?
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>>26360571
>She gets her physical needs met by the fratboys at the club and her emotional needs by anon.
Currently. If anon mans up and actually approachs her romantically he could be both.
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>>26360426
>>26360464
I am sure if a lot of us could manage it we might be bringing back a person every week. I have never gone clubbing or anything but I have been to bachelor parties with strippers and the like. It's not fulfilling. It's just like pure animalistic desire with no emotional payoff.

I don't think I would consider it settling. It is someone who he has a genuine interest in and based on his description seemed to be interested back.

The world is a lonely place.
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>>26360529
>I just think OP is missing a shot at what could be a good fuck with similar interests
>I'd date a retired porn star

You're different people, anon. You want mindless sex and anything emotional is secondary. Some men, I'd imagine most of us robots, are lonely because we want an emotional connection and love and not a wet hole.
There's no reason why you would object to this because your outlook on sex and relationships is just like hers. Some men and some women aren't like that, however. Anon thought she was one of them.
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>>26360573
She gets a new dicking every week you bitter slut, this has nothing to do with your delusional made up stance.
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>>26360623
I rather be alone then date a whore
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>>26359609
there's just no fucking point in trying is there
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>>26360621
But he wouldn't
She's at a stage where has an endless supply of cock and self gratification. It's like playing a game with padded stats. It's fun for a while, but then the novelty wears off.
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>>26360623
You're too far gone. I'm painfully lonely but you're the same AND have lost any dignity/pride in yourself. Enjoy the princess you get to settle for you, I'm sure she'll never look back on those 'animalistic' nights with longing and wonder on how she could never tame Chad.
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>>26360554

>Then you have no right calling anyone a little bitch

I have done no such thing.

>>26360636

>You're different people, anon. You want mindless sex and anything emotional is secondary.

I think it's quite the opposite actually, I think if the emotional connection is strong enough I don't really care what she has or hasn't done.

>There's no reason why you would object to this because your outlook on sex and relationships is just like hers

Maybe you're right on this point, sex =/= love. By that same token, I can accept that love=/= sex.

If that same retired pornstar was then a cripple, or had her vagina closed shut I think and this is a scenario in which we are 100% in sync everywhere else I'd pursue her just the same.
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>>26360228
sounds like plain old NTR to me.

>>26360478
Link me to an example?
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>>26358071
Why the fuck did I laugh at this?
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>>26360357
>You were supposed to notice me when I was literally hiding from you!
God the solipsism is making me burn with rage.
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>>26360661
You really have to learn to judge people on their circumstance rather than one preconceived notion you hold about the way something should be.

In 1 billion years no one is going to care if you were alone your whole life because you'd rather date no one then someone who has had more than 1 partner. But you are going to have a shitty life right here and now if you do.
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>>26360710
>I think it's quite the opposite actually
You literally say
>I just think OP is missing a shot at what could be a good fuck
You horny window licker .
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>>26359609
this shit hit too close to home desu...
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>>26360621
But why would she change a system that works. My money is on Anon being the chaste boyfriend like I was and getting cucked to death.
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>>26360775

Way to omit the part where I speak on connecting in ways past sex.

You know, he's not missing out on her companionship and long, in-depth conversations right? He's already secured that. That's why he likes her in the first place. Only thing he's leaving on the table is the sex.
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>>26360773
>In 1 billion years no one is going to care if you were alone your whole life because you'd rather date no one then someone who has had more than 1 partner. But you are going to have a shitty life right here and now if you do.
Not him but what the fuck are you on about? How on earth is that relevant? Really hate when morons say 'WELL GEE ANON IN A MILLION YEARS WHO CARES?'
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>>26360773
I'm not judging a persons entire character, just her views on sex. She could be the worlds biggest whore, but also extremely smart. Doesn't mean I'm only going to view her in one light. Hell, we could even get along just fine. It's just someone I wouldn't date.

No ones gonna care about me no matter what I do in this life. Not today or tomorrow. It's a good thing I care though; about my decisions and choices.
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>>26360714
>Link me to an example?
Honestly I can't think of any offhand. I just know that I've seen them and they were kind of hot for some reason.
Again, it's not something for real life but it works in 2D.
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>>26360869
What if I told you whore and slut//=having casual sex? You seem to have some serious issues with this.
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only 10/10 chads have girls spill their spagett

3/10 grill will get dudes spilling spagetti, 6/10 grill will have beta orbiters

Now I understand the tranny degeneracy mentality
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>>26360704
I dunno man I have had three girlfriends who were virgins and two who were not.

Maybe it mattered at first but then in a year it stops mattering and they are pretty much identical to the ones who weren't.

I am painfully lonely. But I felt painfully lonely when I was fucking my virgins for the first time and I felt lonely when I was plowing the ass of someone who had had it there before.


Feeling like you are alone has more to do with yourself rather than whether the person you are currently fucking has fucked anyone before.

I think we have a different concept of what having dignity means.
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>>26360827
Big irony here, I had hoped by pursuing a relationship with her that would get her to open up more, get to know her even better than I do without her being shy about it. Now it's different, how can I know for sure if the whole shy demure isn't just an act?

I really like her, or rather the misconception I had of her.
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>>26358071
>4chan in a nutshell

top keks
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>>26360868
I would say in a million years no one is going to care about your post but honestly no one is going to care about your post in like ten minutes.
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>>26360951
>gets fucked by a random guy once a week
>not a whore/slut

Fuck outta here
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>>26358071
I like you.
>tfw you make Stacy eat parts of Chad while he is still alive
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>>26360977
It's almost like she knows what to portray when infront of people like you and when infront of Chad.
But I'm sure your angel would never do something like that :^)
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>>26360994
In a million years no one is going to care about your wifes past! Let every guy in the club have a turn creampieing th-
Oh, already done.
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There is a qt grill in my class who spills spaghetti almost as much as I do and in front of everyone. She is 10/10 though so she only dates Chads.
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>>26358712
>Having a girl show interest in you while she makes you a sandwich
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>>26360977

Is that really you OP?

My best advice is that you talk this over with her, and not us. We all have own interpretations of the world and what we know is solely based on what you have chosen to tell us.

If you can really get her to open up like you do, sit her down and tell her you really like her but have seen the photos of her at the clubs and go from there.

If you didn't really care about her, or the possibility of her being the kind of partner you'd want for yourself you wouldn't be posting this here.
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>>26360998
this guy

if a girl fucks someone who isn't their bf they're a roastie slut
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>>26360951
sorry to break it to you, but having a casual attitude towards sex (being "easy") is the classic definition of a slut.
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>>26360957
>>26360992
>anime reaction images with imgur (reddit) filenames.
That 4chan, huh? LOL
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>>26360620
>>26360644
I'm not talking about this specific instance, just in case you haven't noticed, retards.
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>>26361040
Top kek bloz
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>>26360957
>only 10/10 chads have girls spill their spagett
Wrong.
They also spill spaghetti if you look like a serial killer who would brutally murder them if they said something you don't like.
Sauce: Personal experience.
>mfw
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>>26361067
no, the term for that is cheater or adulterer. It's entirely common for sluts not to be in a relationship at all.
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>>26361089
> not having a collection of thousands of reaction images stolen from imgur

get on my level m8
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Because of my spaghetti I could never ask schizo crush on a date because I can barely keep my shit together when around him, SPAGHETTI SPILLING AIN'T CUTE
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>>26360951
Devaluing intimacy to a point where it's no different from taking someone jogging is like the definition of being a slut. And The worst part is that people generally are more discerning about their training partner than sluts on tinder are about the guy who's currently pistoning their innards with his penis.
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>>26360869
>>26360869
You are judging their entire character based on their views on sex though. They are inferior in your eyes because of it.
I think it's probably more accurate to say slut than whore in this situation.

My whole point was that you can't count on anyone to care about your life other than you. Therefore you have to make choices where you are going to look out for yourself. But to me it feels like you are protecting yourself from a part of life that is necessary even though it is scary.
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My current gf spilt spaghetti hard when I told her I liked her. It was kind of weird desu
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>>26361131
That ruins the whole experience of collecting them over the years with the context in which they were posted under.
As an example I remember this >>26361089 was a thread on /v/ and I believe it was posted by a Mexican. Thinking on what Mexicans on /v/ talk about it was probably KoF or a different arcade game and I have a connection in my memory of it.

You're ruining things for yourself but I can't force you to change. They're just hollow pictures for you and this is a board for memes.
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>>26357801
this arab chick I talk to spills her spaghetti all the time because English isn't her first language

it's pretty funny tbqh
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>>26361229
That's not spaghetti, that's plastic explosives
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>>26361173
It's not just sex though. It's how casual she is with her health and safety. It's how two faced she is. It's about what we know it all suggests for a monogamous relationship.
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>>26361273
Wallahi bro she doesn't even wear a hijab or niqab

that ass is so damn haram damn what a site
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>>26361273
top kek, as they say.
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>>26358071
Damn nig calm down.
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not a girl but

>tfw i spilled my spaghetti trying to ask out the guy that i like
>he laughed at me

;_;
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>>26359609
I'm a Chad (reeee) so let me give you what you need to know. If you're the type of person who wants to experience mind-blowing nights of unfiltered passion then you'd go clubbing with her and her friend, take her home and finish the job. Anything else would be optional and totally not mandatory. But you don't strike me as that type of person. This is something you can't get over. So, don't. Move on. She doesn't *owe* you herself, her body and soul preserved as a qt virgin just for you. She has the right to pursue whatever the fuck she wants, even if it's a cluster of STDs. That's her right. If you don't want in, don't go for her. It's that simple. Plenty of other fish in the sea that aren't the clubbing type.
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>>26361173
>They are inferior in your eyes because of it
No not exactly. I don't perceive myself as someone who is better then her. That's what condescending people do, and I hate those type of people. Our value on sex simply don't line up and I wouldn't want to date someone like that. It's really not complicated.
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>>26358071
That's some pretty good mischief anon.
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>>26361194
>being this mad over the source of reaction images
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>>26359706
>defending degeneracy
Sluts need to leave
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>>26361091
No of course not, you're just making over the top statements about an entire board.
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>>26361500
>No of course not, you're just making over the top statements about an entire board.
Well, it's the general impression I'm getting from this place.

It's been angry virgins galore since about 2011, but lately it has gotten worse.
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>>26359609
KILL ALL WOMEN KILL ALL WOMEN!!!!
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>>26360636
>wet hole / true love dichotomy
>real emotions / meaningless sex dichotomy
Damn. Many virgins really are stupid. I wish parents would discuss stuff like this with their children so they didn't fall for these memes.
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>>26359609

Did you even thought this girl was lying? You know...people often like to talk false shit about another person.
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>>26361618
He saw pictures of her in the clubs
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>>26357801
A girl spilling spaghetti is less "I-I like you a-anon" and more accidentally being a giant bitch because they don't know how to act,
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a quiet girl gave me a paper crane once but I think I ruined any chance of friendship by acting like an idiot at a halloween party
I still have it in my room on my desk
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>>26361661
This is true.

>muted for 2 seconds
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>>26361661
this 1000x
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>>26361661
>>26361963
>>26362109
you need to be 18 the least
leave
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>>26362130
Joke's on you I stopped socializing after high school and probably still act like a high schooler

get good
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>>26362130
Nigga I'm 23.

Hung around shy/nerdy girls all my life. There's a reason they're the ones most often going SJW. Because their crippling shyness doesn't translate into "a-anon not t-there...".
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>>26358411
>japan is just like my animes!
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>>26358227
Normies like you shouldn't be posting pepes
>>>>>>/facebook/
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>>26359859
>Doesn't really negate the possibility of her being faithful within a relationship.
It actually does, statistically speaking
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>>26359716
This isn't even Buddhist.
Fundamentally Buddhism denies happiness and pleasure and furthers only an understanding of calmness.
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>>26360480
Do you want to talk about that 9gag watermark?
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>>26359609
>two days ago find out from her one friend that she every week or so she goes to the club with her friend and they bring back random guys to fuck
Is this a trusted source?
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>>26358071
>"c'mon baby how bout a kiss"
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