fucking, I don't know what I did before sleeping then waking up this morning, but what I did today went something like:
>wake up (wake up) >weirdly writhe around in bed with an erection, sexually frustrated with myself >start browsing porn >too horny to continue browsing porn >could jerk off to orgasm in seconds, but decide against it and get on finishing Mon Musu instead >watch like four episodes of it with random erections throughout until I realize watching ecchi and doing nothing else isn't gonna satisfy me >browse porn >cum >make thread on /r9k/ about what I came to >browse /r9k/ >watch newest gradeAunderA video >finish Mon Musu >eat while watching an LP episode on youtube >browse /r9k/ >start composing post for this thread
>>26356663 >unifag >helped qt japanese foreign exchange grill with homework >i'm a history autist, and it was history class so i knew pretty much everything >she thanked me in engrish for the help >feelsgooddesu.png >go to dorm >play world of warships instead of doing homework >gotta get that japanese aircraft carrier >i'm weebshit >finally do homework >sleep >wake up >stay in bed for an extra hour >get to class minutes before being late >more class >play world of warships instead of homework >eat lunch >more class >browse /r9k/ and do a little homework >eat dinner >browse /r9k/ instead of doing homework >here i am >probably going to play more world of warships in a bit
>>26356836 It just happens. I tried stopping but that never works. Usually I do it 2-3 times a day. The most I've ever done it is 11 times, but I only did that because I wanted to see how much I could do it in a day.
Needless to say I have nothing going on 95% of the time.
yesterday >worked for 4 hours >came home and awed at my moms new car some 2015 audi real fucking nice car, i just dont know my cars. >sleep today >woke up at 2am >tried to sleep some more >had work at 5 anyway >was suppose to work till 9 >managed to sway my boss in letting me stay till 12 >came home, watching netflix and playing helldivers
so far okay. just wish my friends weren't so poor so they could play with me
>laid down 10pm yesterday >fell asleep around 1am >woke up at 9am >ate crackers >browsed internet for a few hours >went to school at 12pm to study/do homework >5-9pm have classes >get home around a half hour ago >eat chili >here i am pretty drowsy having a beer
>snowed on my 26th birthday no cake or party or gifts [but 90usd from me parents which i put in me savings]...just watched the snow. >have 1hour left of the 8th >just read a bit about a thread of someone's mom died of cancer. was thinking of wishing that the anon who made that thread dies peacefully to join his mom...but...i do not wanna wish death on anyone/thing.
>>26356663 >woke up >stayed in bed and browsed the chans >ate lunch while watching youtube >played vidya >watched more youtube >didn't shower (haven't showered for 2 days now) >ate dinner >played vidya >watched some anime >getting ready for bed now
>played games >listened to music >browsed 4chan >went to sleep >woke up >went back to sleep >woke up crying >posted my dream here >think about killing myself because the thread died with no responses >played games >post this
>>26356663 >played video games >had dinner >went to bed >woke up and got ready for work >did work for 8 hours >went to my college for some school business >went to the store >came back and started playing video games And repeat minus store and school most days.
>>26356663 Now, this is a story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down And I'd like to take a minute Just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air
In west Philadelphia born and raised On the playground was where I spent most of my days Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school When a couple of guys who were up to no good Started making trouble in my neighborhood I got in one little fight and my mom got scared She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, home to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo home smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
>5am wake up >5am to 8am: skype call with girl A >Shower >Send "Good morning sweetheart :)" text to girl B >Go to work for 10am >Take hour long lunch at 11.45 >Quit work at 2pm >Nap 30m >Chat with girl B more, invite her over >Eat charcuterie and fresh bread that girl B brought over >Bang girl B, shower together, get blowjob in shower >Send girl B home, tell her got lots of work to do >Chat with girl A while laying in bed eating ice cream watching TV >Make her send me nudes >Tell her she's perfect and I'm jerking off >Just do it to make sure she'll do what I say >Girl C is home from work >Chat with her, skype, jerk off to her putting a plug in her ass, come for her, make her call me Daddy and put the plug in her mouth >Say goodnight to girls A, B and C >Fall asleep in my giant bed
Idk being a robot is pretty great, I don't know what all you guys are complaining about.
>wake up >browse 4chan >have a smoke >play American truck sim >watch a movie >eat dinner >watch anime >realize I probably have a busted HD >get upset at myself for not backing up my large collection of porn on that HD >distract myself from anger by doing this
>>26356663 >install Arch linux on a virtualware >browse /x/ all night for spooky shit >slept at 7h00 am >woke up >Listen to music >played some Doom and Dos games. >made some curry for diner >went to the corner store >back in >digging some ghost hunting video for spook. >browse /r9k/ I live by myself barely socializing. I don't do much really these days.
>woke up at 7:30 >ate >did cardio >read a Gogol short story >tried to cash checks, bank closed due to power outage >tried to get gas, gas station shut off after 1 gallon due to power outage >came home and dicked around until 3 when I went in to my min wagecuck job >got off an hour ago >go to bed now
You know, being a wagie isn't so bad; it takes your mind out of itself and interacting with people isn't half as hard as it was
>went to bed at 2:30 am >woke up at 8:20 am >got dressed >went to class >had breakfast >watched a couple episodes of Eva >went to other class >had small lunch >watched some more Eva >post on /r9k/ (concurrent with Eva watching) >eat supper >more Eva and /r9k/ posting >post in this thread
>>26356663 >Woke up >Ate pancakes >Stole bottle of airduster >Inhaled >Passed out >Woke up at 2 p.m. >Took care of dishes >Did more duster >Passed out again >Woke up at 6 p.m. >Took medication >Skipped dinner >Installed a new OS >Been updating it and getting my drivers set up >Shit posting here
>tfw have nothing to get high on now I'd love to have some weed or coke right now.
>>26357552 taking drugs is normie af if you can even make a connection to anyone enough to go outside and make a transaction with a dangerous drug dealer without being scared to do so, then you are a failed normie and do not belong
>>26357762 Yeah. Shinji's personality reminded me way too much of myself, and it made me think I was more pathetic, because I haven't gone through nearly the shit Shinji had. Also the realization that there is no happy ending in reality.
>woke up >browsed the chans >played Resident Evil 0 >fap >browsed chans again >played Persona 3 >watched anime >nap >browse chans >went on a walk to the middle of a dark dirt field and cried for a bit >back at home currently browsing chans
Well, it was midnight 24 hours ago, so; >read 4chan and drank iced tea for 6 hours >went to bed and jerked off to lolicon before falling asleep >woke up at 2pm, took a shower, started laundry, and played Fire Emblem until it finished >made a frozen pizza for dinner >ate a whole frozen pizza >jerked off to an old h-manga I liked >took an hour-long nap >watched a few episodes of Trailer Park Boys >ran to the store for more iced tea >sat on 4chan even more I just can't bring myself to do much anymore.
>woke up >didn't go to close because I, once again, failed to finish my homework >had a snack >went for a run >came back home >browsed the internet >ate again >continued to browse the internet >contemplated homework >pulled it out >didn't do it >instead, browse the internet >took dogs for walk >ate again >browse internet >stressing over homework >about to go to bed
>Sunday >wake up at 7, go to part time job >finish work, go home >eat, take 2 hour nap >wake up, browse 4chan >study for classes for a few hours (uni) >take another nap >wake up, study for classes >friend calls me to go to chipotle >picks me up, we eat >drops me off home >play PS4 >go to bed >Today >wake up >go to classes >go home, eat, nap >woke up, went to the gym >after the gym got Chinese food >drove home >study for classes, occasionally browse 4chan And now I'm just browsing 4chan, probably gonna sleep soon.
>be me >be cyborg with meh looks, 6'1", mild anxiety and depression >be going to class >see qt on the tram ride to class >she is a 10/10 imo but prolly like a 6/10 for normies >pale chubby goth, massive tits, dressed in all black with dyed black hair >literally perfect >i made a promise to my friend to kill me if i didnt talk to at least two girls by wednesday >tfw no gf, i decided i need to not be a KV and find a girl now >i am determined >i pussy out and dont approach the qt >i just walked to class instead >do college stuff for rest of day >last class >geology
>>26358820 >geology is my major >i fucking love geology >no seriously it is like the only thing i am meant for because i was too stupid to be an engineer >be waiting outside geology class >see a qt >recognize her from a few weeks ago when i failed to approach her too >hope that i can sit near her >i am a moron and am literally the first person to walk into the giant lecture hall and sit down >she sits in my row a few seats away >fuck it >i start a bullshit conversation with her
>got off work at midnight >took a nap >watched tales from the crypt >went back into work at 7:15 am >got off at 11:30 >got a burrito and smashed >took a nap >went back to work at 5 pm >got off at 9:30 >talked to my roommate and watched some tv together >browsed /r9k/ what an exciting life. good news is i'm off all day tomorrow and seeing my friends' band play tomorrow night.
>>26356663 8:30am: got up late,skipped breakfast and hauled ass to get to work by 9:30 9:25am: got to work 9:30am: morning meeting 9:45am: existential dread 9:50am: distracted self from deadend job by prepping for interview 10:20-12:00: breezed through the basic webdev work i do. 12:00-12:30:skipped lunch,bombed job interview 12:30-1730: daydreamed about jumping out of window while working.
>>26358897 >start talking to her because i missed the last class >she did too >but we kept talking and eventually we got onto tv shows >we have seen different shows but she has above average taste and isnt a wishy washy stacie who has no personality or opinions >we warm up to eachother and talk a little about ourselves too >she is really cool and cute >she is like 5'9" and thick >literally perfect >after class we keep talking and she seems really interested >we head our separate ways but say "see you on wednesday" (next class is then) >i feel redeemed >still need to meet girl-talking quota or i get killed though
hmmm i just soked some bowels420 and before that i was sleeping until 10pm. after i woke up at 2pm in my chair from passing out at like 4am and wen to bed. i dont know how i slept so much. all the beer and drugs pronably. bee four that it was a lot of videogame count strike for 20 hours
fuck im a absolute madman anyone want to play csgo wit me rite now abd do the best?
>woke up today >it's my birthday >go to my shitty dead end job >looking forward to spending some time with girl I met after work >she cancels on me >coworker calls in sick >boss makes me pull double shift >fuck >just got out of work an hour ago >currently drowning my sorrows in vodka
Hold me anons
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