Jerk off buddies

this honestly sounds really fucking hot. i'm bi tho so its all the more appealing.

no one knows im bi tho, so i couldnt find a friend to do this with

You want a qt twink but I bet you're ugly as fuck.

>>26350874
i'm going to depress myself daily by imagining i have a buddy to do this with and i will go through the motions alone the whole time

>>26350874
I want this so bad :( but if I won I would probably blow the other guy :p can't stand to see my buddy blueballed :(

>>26352689
Implying we wouldn't end up doing everything on the list anyways :(

I'd like to do this then end up pinning them and forcing them to do whatever I felt like regardless of the outcome.

>>26352689
so in other words you won't really change much at all.

>>26350874
I see all these pictures of naked people doing sexual stuff and I just can't even imagine it's real or that the majority of adults experience it. My mind is so fucked up.

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I would do this with another robot if there are any in my city up for it.

Any Edmonton robots up for giving this a try?

>pic unrelated

>>26352807
that's totally cheating and ruins the game for the future
>that day when you actually streak 6s

>>26352934
damn...

>>26352974
Haha I know that feel bro. I sometimes have a hard time imagining that sex is real and that people regularly do it. It just seems like such a foreign thing.

I would play this if i had someone to do it with

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>>26350874
>Being this degenerate.
Please be kidding.

>>26353678
>implying this is anymore degenerate than 90% of what goes on in modern society