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How are non-stacys suppose to get boyfriends?are we doomed to a life of cats?
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If you look at guys in your own league, you'll not be single for a month.
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>>26350774
hard to say I want a GF but I don't that happen

wana hang out some time?
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Share? That's what I did.
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>>26350810
But having an ugly bf is essentially the same as being single
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>>26350774
I can be your bf. Want my Skype?
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>>26350774
Meet the 1-in-one million attractive guy who doesn't actually care about looks.

Also you can't be a shit person inside too- which disqualifies you OP. Sorry~
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>>26350824
wow if your going to have high standards then what is the point in going on about not being able to find a BF
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By creating an online profile and having hordes of men wanting to date you. Thank me later.
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>>26350774
even if you did manage to get a bf he'd be drooling over the pretty girls and dreaming about an upgrade. you'd be nothing but a temporary cock sleeve/practice gf.
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Hello. I volunteer to be a boyfriend. I'm white, I'm 5'10", I'm fluent in German, and I like cuddling, cooking, baking, watching anime, nature, listening to all sorts of music, and exercising. I have a three-page resume and several contacts you can hit up, I also have a business card if you'd like to consider my services in the future.
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>>26350906
Don't you want a pretty girlfriend aswell?i don't even know what it is my league anyway
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>>26350922
>Says the trashy bitch who never dated anyone
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>>26350926
>5'10
>Germcuck
I don't know which is worse
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>>26350931
no

we just want a gf
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Why not post a picture of yourself OP and see what you look like?

We will be honest,it's /r9k/ after all and nobody will make fun of you
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>>26350774
Get to an acceptable body fat percentage. And then that's literally it. Easy mode
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>>26350960
Born and raised in the United States. My father is German though.
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>>26350931
yes I do want a GF but if shes going to think little of me then it won't work out
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>>26350926
no thanks lol
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>>26350931
>i don't even know what it is my league anyway

Do you have...

>Beautiful face
+3 points

>Hot body
+2 points

>White skin
+2 points

>Good personality and easy to talk to
+3 points

So use that to see the level of men you deserve
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>>26350774
Have you tried not viewing 80% of the male population as below average?
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>>26351011
>>Good personality and easy to talk to

Don't even give OP that option, she'll give herself the points but go on being a two-faced, entitled and catty bitch.
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>>26350974
>Why can't I have a very handsome boyfriend? All my friends already have them but I am still single
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>>26351003
>no thanks lol

>lol
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>>26350922
This desu.

>be me
>be in relationship with guy who is ugly and fat
>he never EVER wants to have sex with me despite jerking off to his 1000 TB evergrowing collection of porn
>he will gladly have sex/ERP with Staceys on the Internet

Unless you're the perfect female specimen or you've found a unicorn, it's not worth it because even the fattest uggo will treat you as nothing more than a practice gf. Hell even if you're an attractive woman, you'll be replaced because guys argue "muh novelty"
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>>26351036
how about a more resent picture
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>posting in epic b8 bread

haha, yeah guys, op is defintely a grill! what a cunt!
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>>26351080
Post a picture of yourself as well?I always wondered what fembots look like
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>>26351084
This is me last christmas
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>>26351117
>posting nudes
whore
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>>26351117
>>26351036
ok good troll losing interest now bye
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>>26350922
Exactly. They'd dumped me the first time they get a chance with Stacy.
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>>26351115
I've only gotten worse over the years

I am never going to make it :'(
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>>26351080
you could be absolutely stunning, have his babies and treat him like a king. it means nothing, he'll dread your birthdays, seeing you get older, dream about 18-20 year old fresh faced girls.
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>>26351416
Wow, a legit image that isn't a biased or stolen off of google images response, how rare.
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>>26351416
for starters don't think negatively you look good hell you got a good chance to find a nice guy hell a high chance in my book

I'm think its not the looks im guessing its down to your personalty maybe that needs some work
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>>26351416
this is a nice grill who deserves better
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>>26351507
This, not ugly enough to be whining that men are superficial assholes, she probably have some problems with the way she behaves.
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>>26351493
Are you saying this as a woman or a man? Because as a woman, I can tell you that you're right.

Why are men so cruel to us? I don't care how old my bf gets, I love him for who he is anyway. Whereas boys are the opposite and have the gaul to call us shallow. What the shit someone explain
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>>26351416
>>26351535
>remember this face and that she used to bemoan no bf and stuff
>can't remember anything else

She's pretty old/r9k/ right?
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>>26351583
I've been here for years and nothing has changed at all

It's horrible. I hate my life. I swear this is the year I finally turn my life around.
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>>26351540
>women have to shut up and accept men using them as fuckholes and cheating on them otherwise it's "problematic behaviour"

holy fuck pic related
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>>26351562
It's cause you bitches are lame.
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>>26351652
funny I keep saying that to despite the turn of events
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>>26351562
men think they're less shallow because they have lower standards when it comes to who they'd fuck. (and ditch the morning after)
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>>26350931
I want a pretty gf, yes, but she doesn't need to be Stacy ffs.
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>>26351117
>4 for 5/5 trample with extra juice
This nigga was the tits when I played online.
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>>26351416
Wouldmarry/10

I want a NEET girl that is actually quiet and cute

Are you virgin as well?

>tfw my current gf is good looking but absolute garbage,won't even finish high school
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>>26351691
Men will literally never ever ever ever be faithful to one woman, they cheat on 10/10s and 1/10s.

The only things certain in life are taxes, cheating men and death.
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>>26351728
>has a gf
>lusting over other women

what a surprise
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>>26351777
All i want is a cute quiet girl
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>>26351728
>HAVE A FUCKING GF ALREADY
>HITTING ON SOME STACEY ON A CARTESIAN PLANE MAPPING IMAGEBOARD
>ON A THREAD TALKING ABOUT HOW ALL MEN ARE CHEATING PIGS

IS THIS BAIT OR WHAT
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>>26351562
>>26351691
>Only feel attracted to men who are fucking other girls
>The fact a man have options make you more horny instead of less interested on them
>Consider most men to not be good enough, even when you look like total shit
>"OMG why won't he commit to me!!"

Womyn in a nutshell
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>>26351683
Thanks everyone. actually I'm not NEET anymore and I'm a "high functioning" individual but I still feel like a huge fck up. All my coworkers hate me in every job. I go to community college because i fucked up badly in high school. I'm doing ok in cc though and it's very cheap, I actually get a huge check for myself after every semester. anyway it doesn't matter because I'll never be a successful neurotypical. I daydream about the day I can become a neurotypical.
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>>26351416
Would you expose your tits as well?You look hot
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>>26351416
You what? You 100% already have attractive men approaching you if you're going outside. If not, there's your problem. I know less attractive girls getting approached every day by good looking guys. Jesus just live a normal life and someone who doesn't know any better will sweep you off your feet. Such is the fate of averagely attractive girls.
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>>26351767
some day there will be hypnosis making us attracted to women only, and we can all be superior femme lesbians.
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>>26351846
>Only feel attracted to men who are fucking other girls

Prove it

>The fact a man have options make you more horny instead of less interested on them

No, men who are attractive physically make me more horny instead of less

>Consider most men to not be good enough, even when you look like total shit

Good enough for what? Men cheat on women regardless of what the woman thinks of them.
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>>26351728
>most men on here can't get a gf
>this nigger comes into the thread lusting after other women when he already has a gf
Kill yourself.
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>>26351878
>implying you guys wouldn't leave me too
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>>26350810
You do realize men have standards too? They'll fuck anything but they won't marry everything.
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>>26351863
I was being truthful I had a bad accident just before Christmas so everything has been sucky for me to date

I was kind hoping that after 20 years I mite finally brake this cycle of bad fortune and luck

but hey i'm human
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>>26351011
I'm not OP but I got a 0/10
I wouldn't say I'm a horrble person. I'm very nice and patient. But there's a difference between having a polite personality and a good personality.
So what do I do now?
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>>26351971
>implying marriage means anything to men
>implying they won't cheat on their wives
>implying "marriage" should even be a modern thing since men seem to be unable to uphold it
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>>26351893
Women are more attracted to married men, men who are famous, rich or men their friends are already into, looks is nothing next to status, the only reason you think no man is loyal is because only the men who are already fucking other girls. If you are ALREADY desired, everything else doesn't matter, men look at the jewel's beauty, you look at the brand.

Serial killers receive hundreds of love letters, even when they are old, stupid, fat and... well, a cold blood murderer. Simply because they have the status and because you have a thing for psychopathic males.

The shit about "women only care about looks" have been debunked a thousand times already, I don't care about what you say, I can observe your actions, and they tell a different story.
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shut the fuck up you stupid cunts holy CHRIST
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>>26350774

yes absolutely. nobody is entitled to a relationship.
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>>26351948
lesbians aren't as shallow. imagine having someone love you just as much as you can love a man.
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>>26351011
>Beautiful face
no
>Hot body
no
>White skin
yes
>Good personality
no

2/10. Implying a 2/10 wouldn't still cheat on me. Or a 1/10. Or anything but a crippled vegetable like pic related.
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>>26352034
yes, it's men that are the issue.
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>>26351937
Not only a gf, but a good looking one. He's so entitled he sounds like a chick.

>>26352012
>So what do I do now?
You exist. That's all you have to do.

But if you live in a place where dudes are not used to hit on girls then you have to be more social and interact with more people.
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>>26352012
And another thing, there are two things that you can fix, which is working out to be in good shape and work on your personality.
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>>26352061
>imagine having someone love you just as much as you can love a man.

That wouldn't be much considering only men are capable of true, lasting love
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>>26352078
>But if you live in a place where dudes are not used to hit on girls then you have to be more social and interact with more people.
I live in a city. So that's not the case.
I guess I'll just exist. Thanks anon.
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>>26352070
>2/10 dude capable of having an affair
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>>26352072
>men aren't the issue
>it's your toastie roastie's fault that you aren't a 10/10 white perfect innie perfect face perfect bodied rich astronaut space scientist with a three PhDs from MIT gymnast who hasn't turned 18 and speaks 10 different languages and never talks back and wants to devote her life to cooking and cleaning for me while simultaneously somehow brining home all the money so i can play video games and jerk off to images of computer-generated 10/10s and emotionally abuse her because she DARED to develop a single wrinkle or eat more than 10 grapes a day who is okay with me cheating on her the second i get bored which will be approximately 10 seconds from now

t. You
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>>26352100
>men
>love
it's nothing but attraction, lust. admiring a woman's beauty is not the same as loving her.
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>>26352100
>men are capable of love meme

LITERALLY JEJ I'M CRYING
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>>26350774
If you are skinny and have 3 holes, then throw some foundation on, brush your hair, and you'll get guys for sure.
Want to find a decent guy? Do that and find a common hobby, like anime, or video games.
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>>26352160
We men don't give a shit about your money
We men don't give a shit about your degrees
We men don't give a shit about how many languages you know

All we want is a girl who do not looks like shit and who is not a fucking cunt, and you start making all this shit up to rationalize why you can't date very famous male celebrities, fuck off.
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>>26350909
>people will think the food thing with women is a meme
IT IS VERY REAL THIS WILL BE YOUR BIGGEST PROBLEM ROBOTS
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>>26352253
>we men don't give a shit about anything including your looks, because even if we were to attain a 10/10 hot teenager who was willing to do or say anything for us and was docile and agreed with us in every respect, we'd get bored and blame her for not being "exotic" enough and then move onto lusting after the next 10/10

Men won't ever be happy with anyone even "le perfect meme" because they are nothing more than brainless fuckanimals.
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>>26352287

it doesn't sound like you deserve to be alone at all.
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>>26352300
Everyone deserves someone, except for lowlife bottomfeeding scum like you.
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>>26350774
I'll be your bf.

See, it's that easy.
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>>26352287
>>26352286
>>26352253
and now we descend to shit flinging

this is why we can't have nice things
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>>26352287
Damn I wonder what type of rockstars or famous actors who you fuck that slay so much pussy he can use bullshit excuses like you not being "exotic" enough to kick you off of his house to bang better looking sluts

>>26352328
Sorry but rich kids whining about how hard it is being poor pisses me off.
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>>26352328
I am not flinging "shit" - I am flinging grade A trufax. The other anon is the one hurling around shit.
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>>26352323
>I want to have sex with you.

truly a generous soul, i'm sure you'll make her a very happy woman
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>>26352340
wtf is with this rockstar actor shit? what are you 12? i wouldn't even be able to probably list 5 that have worked in this decade
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>>26350774
women easily acquire the attention of men, just make an okcupid account.

That's literally it.

Go, just do it. I guarantee you will get at least 100 messages in a day. Make a tinder, you will get at least 50 swipes in a a day.

It's literally that easy.
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>>26352328
>Implying you girls know what you want especially when it comes to food or dick
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>>26351416
Oh god, just make an OKcupid account.

there, you're done.
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>>26352380
>WHY AREN'T YOU HAPPY WITH THE FACT THAT 100S OF STD RIDDEN MEN ARE OFFERING TO FUCK YOU WITHOUT EVEN ASKING YOU YOUR NAME
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>>26352381

Girls know exactly what they want.

But what they want changes daily, if not hourly.
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>>26351728
>current gf
>gf
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>>26352368
I don't know, its just that its REALLY hard to imagine average, common dudes saying shit like that, even though I know you are making it up.

"I won't date you anymore because you are not exotic rnough"

TOP KEK

really? why don't you just stop with the bullshit already and stop living in fantasy?

>>26352400
You can't have commitment if you have nothing to offer other than sex
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>>26352253
>We men don't give a shit about your money
>We men don't give a shit about your degrees
>We men don't give a shit about how many languages you know

Then men complain how women are "lying, cheating, dumb, gold digging, shallow whores with no interests."

Men, everyone.
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>>26352286
so what you're saying is
>call them fat
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>tfw lesbian
feels good
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>>26352446
What does that have to do with what I said?

>Women in charge of logic
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>>26352446

I don't really see any causal connection between your greentext and your argument. Can you explain the connection between those, please?
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>>26352319

you seem pretty upset lol
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>>26352360
Can you read?

I said I'll be her bf. As in a legit relationship. Of course she'll ignore my post (and probably countless other similar posts in this thread) and will delude herself into thinking she can't get a bf to feel better.
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>>26352328
you've gotta learn to like all the shitty things that happen if you wanna be satisfied my friend
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>>26352446
no, no
robots complain about how nobody wants to dig their gold, cheat on them, or be entertained by them
this is bait and you know it
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>>26352160
>implying I expect a 10/10 despite not being one
>implying she needs to have a great job
>implying I don't work
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>>26350774
Um I will date you now.
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>>26352483
yeah? what would you do if you weren't attracted to her?
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>>26350922
well that is what you get for dating bad boy chads.
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>>26352483
P R A C T I C E G F P O S T E R
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>>26352473
>>26352478
I'm not the one who posted >>26352160
by the way.

Men are shallow creatures incapable of love because they only care about appearance, which is fleeting. Men can only love a beautiful woman, it doesn't matter what her personality is like. That's why men are so dishonorable and cruel that they would leave their entire family for a younger more attractive woman.

Men are primitive, cold, and selfish creatures incapable of empathy or higher thought.
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We have to date significantly more pathetic men. Your only option is to become Stacy and have your pick of the litter.
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>>26350926
5'10"
suicide is your only option.

im 6'1" and I finally talked to a girl in one of my classes today and I already feel like she likes me.

being tall is like living on easy mode holy shit

she was a qt tall (like 5'9" or 5'10")thick girl with a nice face and big boobs. She didnt seem like she had a boyfriend either so If I work fast I might be able to get a gf finally.
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>>26352552
>I'm not the one who posted >>26352160 (You)

My long lost sister.
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>>26352552

That still doesn't explain what your greentext had to do with your message.
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Men are the chasers, women the choosers.

I would probably manage to get a boyfriend if I just dared to leave the house, if I just dared to talk to a guy. But I can't. It's 100% my own fault
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>>26352525
wut?

She complained about no bf, I (and numerous others) offered to date her. Problem should be solved, but she doesn't really want a bf. She just wants pity for a problem that doesn't exist.
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>>26352552
>>26352552

>Men can only love a beautiful woman, it doesn't matter what her personality is like.

AGREED
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>>26352552
Women are shallow creatures incapable of love because they only care about themselves. Women can only love selfishly, it doesn't matter what her husband is like. That's why women are so dishonorable and cruel that they would leave their entire family for a chance to feel more attractive.

Women are primitive, cold, and selfish creatures incapable of empathy or higher thought.
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>>26352160
>>26352552
Hello Mystery. What happened to your tripcode?
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>>26352545
>bad boy chads
even the sweetest, most shy 2/10 robot kv would do the same.
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>Tfw no weeb, virgin gay gf
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>>26352490
IKR? If women are gold digging, lying and cheating bitches you should MAN UP and accept them for what they are!! But don't you dare expect them to not be in terrible shape or to not be the biggest cunt in the universe

>>26352552
I agree we really care about appearance, but we can't stand a cunt, and you definitely sound like one, I know a lot of dudes with pathetically low standards for looks, but nobody likes to be with a cunt, and the ones who do it anyway end up miserable.

Women don't care about our personality either, only status, and the poorer she is, the more important money becomes.

In the end both of us are shallow, but we know our value and what we are worth, you are simply delusional, you believe you are entitled the top 1% of men's commitment.

It is basically impossible for an average man to become one of the most successful in the world, even if he tries his whole life, but all you have to do is maybe work out and try not being an huge bitch for 10 seconds.

You basically want average dudes at your league to be all sorts of perfect and when you find the very successful and rich men you like you just drop on your knees and suck him off, then you whine that "all men" want you to be perfect too. You are just too entitled for your own good.
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>>26352606
why are you here
do I have to write a very advanced filter that determines the gender of the poster and automatically hide all """""fem""""""""""""""""""bots"""""""""""""""
or will you just shut up, go away, and give some losers their space
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>>26352645
Not Mystery, there are different people in this thread. Not every woman is willing to bow down to men anymore. Maybe Mystery redpilled a lot of us.
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>>26352609
what i'm saying is, what would you do if she accepted? you start talking and she turns out to be hideous, you can't see yourself ever being attracted to her.
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>>26352665
>we only care about looks and her not being a cunt
>implying your definition of cunt isn't based solely of looks and enthusiasm to keep those looks going and do whatever you ask
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>>26352552
>Men are shallow creatures incapable of love because they only care about appearance, which is fleeting. Men can only love a beautiful woman, it doesn't matter what her personality is like. That's why men are so dishonorable and cruel that they would leave their entire family for a younger more attractive woman.
You're confusing men with Chad.

Wait, I forgot. Men below 6/10 literally don't exist in your eyes.
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>>26352676
>Maybe Mystery redpilled a lot of us.

>redpilled
>not whorepilled
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>>26352702
What point is it going after ugly fat betas when they'll do the same thing as Chad? At least Chad is hot. Letting Chad walk all over you comes with rewards. What is the point in tolerating some ugly beta for literally NO good reason?
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i love these threads, it's like there's a special twilight zone episode of /r9k/ on

hang in there, xyposters
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>>26352682
Well, I (and the others) would make the call at the time should that arise. No one knows for sure what would happen in that situation because OP only wants pity for an imaginary problem instead of accepting any of the offers already in this thread.
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>>26352701
Cunt detected. Try not being so insufferable and maybe the men you like might like you back.

>>26352702
roastie BTFO big time
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>>26352676
>Not every woman is willing to bow down to men anymore. Maybe Mystery redpilled a lot of us.
She literally bowed down to a Swedish pseduo-Chad, begging him to piss on her and fuck her ass.
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>>26352160
>men btfo

Right on sister
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>>26352738
>when they'll do the same thing as Chad?
I won't.
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>>26352702
No it's not just Chad. I look at this geeky ugly guy saying these beautiful women are too fat for him.
http://youtu.be/uCZIaP-lTA8
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>>26352738
>Fat betas will do the same thing as Chad
>mfw this is what the roastie tells herself to sleep well at night after Chad ignored her calls because he was busy fucking her sister
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>>26352738
>Men are shallow
>Why would i go for a man who isn't chad?

Women can't even troll right.
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>>26352675
Just saying this is usually the only reason how a woman will remain single for life.
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>>26352757
See >>26352738

What is the point in going for betas when they will cause you nothing but grief? Modern womyn have moved on to pumping and dumping Chads because men have proven to be worthless.
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>>26352789
What is the point in loving someone who will never love you back?
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>>26350774
>are we doomed to a life of cats?

That or a robot. I'd go for the cat.
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>>26352823
I ask myself the same thing everyday when I go into work instead of a shooting frenzy.
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>>26352830
>I'd go for the cat.

I would be careful with that, cats have barbed dicks
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>>26352845
>killing people because they won't let you fuck and dump them

Why are men so violent?
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>>26352757
mystery is such a fuckin qt :)

in a cute cuddly puppy way. look at her cute smile
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>>26352823
I don't know, ask the dumb bitches in this thread who are saying fat betas are too entitled and would cheat on them too.
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>>26352795
>>26352823
>Still acting as a shallow person.

Here comes the "But ugly men are shit so i can feel good about dating Chad"


Literal children.
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>>26352830
Hello, I am a cat.
Allow me to jump on your lap.
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>>26352795
So true, men simply can't love anyone. Especially not the worthless betas on this board.
They want something new as soon as they lose their virginity.
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>>26352857
Because you make sure to select and reproduce with the most violent men you can find.
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>>26352857
No, it's not just that. The government is terrible, people are stupid, my family is falling apart, and I'm not sure if there's any point to living at all.
Men that get are getting pussy, on the other hand, have absolutely no reason to think that anything is wrong with the world.
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>>26352901
Good. At least I'll have strong, attractive offspring instead of little wimps like you.
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>>26352795
>What is the point in going for betas when they will cause you nothing but grief?
Mystery has had her email public for years, COUNTLESS betas have tried to romance her, many even bought her Amazon cards. She only accepted one after all this time, the one who acted like Chad and she got burned.
It is the opposite, a woman couldn't resist being Chad's fucktoy instead of being a betas girlfriend and Chad treated the fucktoy....like a fucktoy by posting her videos.
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>>26350774
Stop only acknowledging Chad.
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>>26352781
That's asian culture.
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>>26352924
>fucking a wet hole legitimately makes all of male problem go away
>fucking a wet hole is more important than family, government, and education
>i am too stupid to buy an onahole, the post
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>>26352929
>"Why are men violent?"
>Women only go for violent men
>"I like violent men"
Why are they allowed on this board again?
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>>26352931
You sound like the jilted ex.
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>>26352872
I would respect a girl who said "I don't want to date fat betas because they are fat and betas"

But what can I say about a bitch who claims she is not dating them because they would cheat on her just like Chad does? I mean, what the fuck...

>>26352929
See >>26352968
And shut the fuck up, thanks

If you don't like men being violent, don't call the non-violent ones "wimps", bitch.
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>Women trying to be cheeky and try to reverse troll men into that they are the shallow ones
>Turns out women are the shallow ones

As always /r9k/ proves women are nothing but scum.
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>>26352955
>implying you can make families without wet holes
>implying you can relate to normies and get elected without a wet hole mate
>implying implications: the post
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>>26352160
>Implying it isn't "he has to be a perfect prince who has no knowledge of Stacys existence, who knows you to your core, makes a ton of money, big cock, 10/10 personality who will give you the adventure of a lifetime, will follow your commands like you're some queen"

Right on, sister
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>>26352992
All I did was point out that Chad caused all her pain, nothing to do with betas. I see you agree as you couldn't make one point and just through out an odd observation.
No harm done, concession accepted.
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>>26353017
Try adopting a child, oh wait you can't adopt as a single male, for good reason because you'd probably get desperate and try to fuck the wethole that came attached to it.
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>>26352931
>Chad treated the fucktoy....like a fucktoy by posting her videos.
links onegai?
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>>26353041
thanks for making up my mind
massacre at the next /r9k/ meetup it is
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>>26351814
>>26351863
>>26351873
>>26351937
>>26352253
>>26352785

Kek. Do you lads think its weird you're still single?
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every one has intuited that there are enough people in the world and therefore have all developed high-expectation modus operandi because they can afford to breed with only the finest because the only danger of extinction is some fluke cosmic act of god which isn't worth worrying about and memeposting and masturbating is about as good as settling with mediocre-tier relationships anyway so everyone might as well set their sights at lucking into 10s hoping that the 10s don't actually meet the other 10s in the meantime

stop worrying about it, it's a fine time to be alive and nobody should have to attempt living with awful people anyway because that is about as hellish an existence as is imaginable
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>>26352968
There's a difference between genetically superior traits like attractive, tall, strong and you autists getting extremely angry because girls aren't giving you pussy on a plate. You already knew that though.
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>Arguing with holes: The thread.
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>>26353021
the other way around is way more truer and is way more common than this bs that robots made up
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>>26353100
>it's truer because I say so
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>>26353074

You don't even need to be strong in most western societies anymore.. Just clever. Not being hideous helps, obviously..
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>>26352931
Pictures of Chad?

People keep saying that but no one seems to know what he looks like.
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>>26353095
>Arguing with holes while secretly masturbating: The hobby.
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>>26353074
>I dont care if a man is a murderer as long he is attractive
>Men are so shallow, ugh.
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>>26353055
This is the girl who 'redpilled' all these fembots. Here she is degrading herself for a Chad (who decided to release it all for laughs because there is plenty more pussy for Chads) and was somehow proof that beta robots are evil.
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>>26352897
>>26352823
>>26352738
>>26352446
men want love too ya know

I hate laying in my bed all alone I wan't more out of life

I hate feeling like shit all the time I want some body but then you have bitches like this

im tired of not having some one to talk to i'm mean really talk to
im tired of not having anyone to share my life with

for me life is like a broken pencil

pointless
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>>26353182
>im tired of not having some one to talk to i'm mean really talk to
>im tired of not having anyone to share my life with

Do you know people though?
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>>26353041
At least single men don't raise up criminals.
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>>26353117
Well, I don't live in some liberal shithole. Being strong is a very admired trait around here and I'm sure as hell going to make sure my future son has it.
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>>26353159
Yeah cool. Are her nudes/porn uploaded in a collection somewhere?
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>>26353182
Why do you need women for love?
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>>26353200
yeh I know a few but having some friends is not enough
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HOW TO GET A BF - 70% chance within a month

option 1: respectable
-develop hobbies, have a personality and things in common with the other gender
-go to hobby groups and events where you're guaranteed to mingle
-post respectable ads about >tfw no bf on reddit, 4chan, okcupid

option 2: chad - 80% chance within a week
-post on craigslist, tinder, okcupid, anything and make it slutty
-put out
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>>26353012
I am starting to feel sorry for them, they need only 2 posts to contradict themselves

>>26353070
I think its weird there are actual womyn in r9k, are they looking for mass shooters to fuck?

>>26353074
With enough fame and status you can fuck all the whores without any of that shit, Holmes is an ugly skelly retard, there are a lot of ugly musicians banging fans daily, it has nothing to do with """superior genes""", its just you being stupid whores and status parasites, you would fuck a manlet with half his teeth and bald if he had enough notoriety
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I still just want a girl who plays video games and is a bit of a weeaboo.

Those two things are the only thing I care about.
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>>26350774
Umm... self-improvement?
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>>26353230
do you really need an answer for that?
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>>26353074
That wasn't what I was arguing. I was stating that you are a hypocrite.
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>>26353219
How about you check yourself you mouthbreathing moron? You've served your purpose now back to licking those windows.
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>>26353239
HOW TO GET A BF
-Have a vagina

Done.
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>>26353241
>are they looking for mass shooters to fuck?
fucking this
what are you doing here even
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>>26351728
it's a trap man don't fall
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>>26353274
It was clear after the slut called serial killers "strong and attractive" , though...
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>>26353241
But Rushdie is a great author. And he's pretty lulz worthy with trolling muslims and such.
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>>26353257
why not get fat and grow some titties to feel up while you fap?
boom, roasties obsoleted
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>>26351416
>>26351535
ohayu femanon
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>>26353241
Rushdie is literally a smart, intelligent man with a lot to offer, that is why Padma was with him for so long. He has written books that will live on to the end of time, and has taken political stances that have put his life in trouble. He is more than just an ugly rich guy, it just shows how shallow you are to address him as nothing more than that. I would kill to sit down for an hour with Rushdie even if he was broke.

What is even more hilarious is that he dumped Padma the section she hit the wall, probably upgraded her for a new 20 year old vagina. She was already pretty wealthy in her own right from her own endeavours, and I think she really loved him based on interviews/quotes. He broke her heart because even the most intelligent men are victims to their disgusting lustful urges.

Men are really cruel, heartless creatures.
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>>26353274
Making fun of us probably.
It's why normies come here.
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Try a dating site, and be honest.
Plenty of guys would probably want a girl like you.
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>>26353312
ouch how about I kick your arse
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>>26353344
Ewww please delete that picture
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>>26353328
*would want to fuck a girl like her
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>>26353342
cum and have a bang at me m8
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>>26353306
But he definitely doesn't fit the "superior genes" category, that's for sure

>>26353324
>Rushdie is literally a smart, intelligent man with a lot to offer
>A lot to offer
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>>26353357
sorry, it's you? it's a nice picture.
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>>26353317
>Some low test beta who saves pictures of every 'fembot' gets a skype message and I don't
Dang man.
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>>26353379
She was wealthy enough in her own right. She genuinely loved him and he used her as a practice wife like he did to all of his wives.

Men are incapable of commitment.
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>>26353398
He has status and she is a status parasite looking for attention, he treated her like the trash she is.
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>>26353017
James Buchanan didn't have a wethole
Checkmate, nigga
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>>26353398
okay, /Men are/ added to filters
keep 'em coming
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>>26353435
I call rule 34 on James Buchanan
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>>26352588
Look wat
You're probably a creepy neckbeard
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>>26350774
It is easy. If you drop your standards like you were a Stacy then you won't be alone. The issue is, even though you guys are below in standard you still have higher standards resulting in being alone. This is because women always want more than they deserve.
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>>26353419
Maybe she was just fond of his literature
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>>26353491
Nice joke m8 here's the original comment
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>>26353274
This, if you want to circleschlick about how men are "evil" or "shallow", just go to /Tumblr/.
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>>26352552
You know not all of us men are like that. I've been married to my wife for up to 4 years now and our love is growing stronger. I appreciate her for who she is and I will admit she's very beautiful but I love her for the way she acts. She's smart and very kind and calls out bullshit when she sees it, and also I Love her to death and would never dare to think of ever cheating on her for someone younger ever. When I see her wrinkles or freckles or the cute scars she has on her tummy I don't cringe I think there beautiful because there a part of who she is and I love every part of her. To me she'll be the same as she was on our first kiss back when we were both 18. It seems someone hurt you and I'm sorry for that but please don't misunderstand all us men, a lot of these guys here aren't that mean and are just sad, lonely and confused. Be a good human being to them and be patient with life and try your best. I'm sure a nice man will come along for you.
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>>26353564
r...re..rreee..
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>>26353564
>Having a beautiful woman as a wife

GTFO of r9k
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>>26353603
this post made me laugh my ass off
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it worked
goodbye stacy and chadposters
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>>26351416
no timestamp, this is bullshit
if you aren't demanding timestamp you are newfag tier faggot
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>all these femanons actually thinking men can't resist cheating

I know for a fact that I could never be disloyal.
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>>26351562
you mean money doesn't get old, so you love him at any age

lets talk about if he goes from lots of money to broke as fuck instead...
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women can be HOT and/or CUTE

men have to be HOT
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I'd want a non-stacy. Hell, I'd prefer one. I want a girlfriend where we build up our own world of in-jokes, activities, interests where people are completely mystified while watching from the outside. I want someone to share life with, completely, where we go at it together, instead of some mad dash to success and status, constantly have to worry about what other people say or think, because they are irrelevant compared to our own thing.

It's never gonna happen though.
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>>26353666
p-please acknowledge my trips, sempai!
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This thread just drives me further from hope.
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>>26351767
it is less that men won't ever be faithful to women as much as it is one you try to be faithful to a woman she tries to sink her hooks into you and control you/take what is yours/thinks she owns you, thus it makes women who arent acting like that far more attractive, resulting in ditching the person who is likely nonstop wanting shit or complaining about things that never mattered in the first place

my current woman lets me live my life and enjoys our life together, i have no urge to cheat on her, but if she started complaining about stupid shit, expecting me to pay for shit or do things for her by virtue of her having a vagina, i would 100% toss her aside.

There are plenty of women out there, but there is only one person who can build a future for me, and that is myself.
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>>26353398

Kek. Are you an actual female robot, or do you just mirror the lads here to fit in?
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>>26350774
I was dating this not-cute looking r9k girl that was the most sweetest girl I had ever met.
I'm around 8/10
I love girls for who they really are, how they treat me and how they talk to me. Guys like that may be rare but I'm probably not alone. They're usually more average looking than me though.
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>>26353695
we're both literally students... wtf is wrong with you
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>>26353635
Oh cmon man I come here for the funny memes and stuff but I'm appalled by how sad so many of you guys are, and besides I was defending us men.
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>>26353694
But you're not Chad so you basically don't exist
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>>26353803
>I'm around 8/10

>My Stacey when
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>>26353603
Why are you reeeeing
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>>26353666
What did?

I'm confused.
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>>26353803
TFW I just wanted a girl to love me for who I am and support me to get over all I'm not and all I end up with are girls that either use me for sex or that are constantly complaining I don't love them as much as they love me (while I literally travel half the world for them every month) and then give me no other choice than to break up.
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>>26353666
Thank you Satan

Comment not uriginal
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>>26353836
w2c a bf like that?
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>>26353820
>Defending us men by claiming we only say what we say when we are confused and sad and not because we truly believe in it

We men don't give a shit about money and degrees and this is a fact.

I would marry a girl with 60 IQ and no money if she was hot and nice, some men wouldn't even mind she not being hot.
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>>26353835
You look just fine btw I saw your posts earlier. I think you just use the whole belief of this shitty board to excuse yourself from doing any effort. But you could use a bit cleaner cut hair, a smile and a better shirt on photos.
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>>26353883
1.Be beautiful
2.Don't be a cunt
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>>26353911
so if you're not beautiful, you don't get a loyal bf?
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>>26352160

lol

mootblox
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>>26352682
Not him, but I'm ugly too so I don't care if she's ugly. I've fapped enough in my life to just not care about sex anymore, I really only want somebody to spend the rest of my life with. To be comfy with.

But OP is a lonely man, he's no girl. He's just having some fun seeing what kind of desperate replies he can fish.
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>>26352644
over 90% of divorces are initiated by women. If it was true men were so horrible it would definitely not be even close to that skewed. But hey, women don't understand numbers and stats so yeah... keep on trolling catwomen.
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>>26350774

christ anime is bullshit
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>>26352757
>mystery.png
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look man, not sure if OP is stll in this thread

but make yourself someone worthy of actually dating

be more than just fucking plate material

be more than just a cum dumpster

be interesting
be feminine
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>>26353935
If you have nothing to offer then don't expect very high quality mates. If I am a short broke ugly then I don't expect to date a top model.

If you want a bf being ugly then lower your standards
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>>26353935
You just lower your standards a bit. I could care less what a girl looks like because of my appearance, but I still try to look clean and I'm not fat, so you need to match that.

Pro tip, just don't be fat, and your loyal chad will sweep you off your feet.
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>>26353984
Genuine kek
Orig co
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>>26354001
is loyalty too much to ask for?
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>>26353935
What of course not. Don't listen to that anon, Just please don't be a mean cunt, being beautiful is not that big of a deal. Just develop yourself and your personality and be nice human being. And for the love of God this is is a married man giving you advice you young girls need to stop putting dick on a pedestal and stop focusing on getting a be. Focus on your work and your success for yourself and your bf will automatically come to you.
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>>26353963
In the end, this is why so many women are going unmarried. I've been in relationships (REEE) but I will never put my assets at risk.

Divorce rape of men is far more real than most of the regret-rape etc. shit the tumblr cunts cry about.
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>>26352757
sauce? totallyoriginalcontenttotally
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>>26354058
I can be loyal. Are you unconditional?
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>>26354001
i have something to offer...my bullets going through you're shit tier gender. Fuck women.
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>>26354058
No, all you have to do is date men on your level

>>26354115
I'm a dude you fucking dumbass, do you expect to date the top women if you're not a top men? then you're just delusional. People with options choose the best they can, no exceptions.
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>>26351011
I'm 0/10 but does being a pure untouched HHKV count for anything?
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>>26354180

>I'm 0/10

No you aren't. Unless you're horribly disfigured and mangled due to literal physical deformities, you aren't a 0/10.
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>>26354180
If you're a 0/10... not really.

Just try being more easy to talk to and work out to be in good shape, so you can become a 5/10
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>>26352552

Who the fuck hurt you? This just screams unresolved trauma/issues. I detest using the term "damaged" because it's thrown around by angsty teens who didn't get a car for their birthday, but Jesus Christ get some therapy. A lot of people on this board have unhealthy views about 3.5 billion other humans (that they justify as RED PILLED11!11!) but the coldness and descriptive nature of your post points to a very specific past event that you're projecting onto 3,500,000,000 other human beings.

Get help.
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>>26353390
skype notifications tend to bug sometimes and wont go away until you reinstall the fucking program
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Well. Thanks all the people in my past for the physical and mental abuse. Thanks society for raising whores and shallow cunts that mistreat everything different but I didn't make a difference.
Thanks qt for the drink. You told me you were lonely and in need of some company. I saw the tears in your eyes and knew to be genuine but I stopped caring.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee;-;[/sppoiler]
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>>26352160
>Men caring about your career and qualifications
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>>26353883
>>26354058
One loyal, caring bf for sale.

For the low, low price of _love_
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Pls don't leave me alone again anon. I'm really still just a scared little child.
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>>26354073
yeah, i definitely resigned to no marriage myself but have a woman who is hanging on to me for dearlife trying to get me to commit. NOPE.JPEG, not risking it especially because a prenup can be thrown out at the judge's discretion. I haven't ever had an issue replacing them so if she becomes a problem I will just move on.
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>>26350774
I'll be your bf
whats your skype?
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>>26354337
>>26354425
what makes robots offer themselves like this? what do you want from it? internet relationships, what's the point?
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>>26354476
Desperate for an emotional connection, sometimes they may seek validation, "If I can get a guy/girl, that means I'm worth something", others may simply be thirsty, some may have validation issues from a societal perspective "that guy/girl is STILL single? What's wrong with him/her..."or they may feel alienated by "normal" society and thus feel an innate sense of kinsmanship with others on this board, making them predisposed to wanting to date those within their subculture.
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>>26352041
This is calling "guppy syndrome" or the "wedding ring effect".
When another woman expresses interest in a man other women become interested as well as she infers that he has value due to it.
It's named guppy syndrome because guppies are easily observed with this behavior- essentially a guppy can become top dog if just one female influences the others to want his sperm.
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>>26354476
There's a chance that maybe someone will respond and we'll hit it off. Maybe by chance we'd already live close to each other. Maybe we''d come to entertain the idea of traveling to meet each other.

Chances of any of that happening a ridiculously slim, but I'd never get anywhere if I never took any chances. What do I stand to lose just by spending a few seconds typing up a short post anyway?
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>am 3/10 female
>fucked up looking
>fat
>ginger
>retarded
>cruel
>unfunny
>was actively trying to avoid a relationship
>got bf

Stop teasing the robots.
It isn't kind of you.
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>>26354476

I don't think a lot of them realize they're shooting themselves in the foot when they do that. It just comes across as disingenuous and strange. I've gotten a couple online relationships in the past, but none of them were when I was looking, especially not like that.
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>>26354665
how did you get a bf

where did you get the bf

what does he look like

how tall is he

is he employed


HOW
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>>26354692
>how did you get a bf
I drove to his house and told him to he was a faggot and that he wasn't allowed to kill himself, kept making sure he wasn't drinking himself to death, then he became my bf.
>where did you get the bf
Met in middle school and kept in contact because we were both unbearable meme-spouting fucks
>what does he look like
Swarthy, nice face, kind of tubby, lots of shiny wavy dark brown hair, hazel eyes, swimmer's proportions (longer torso, wider hips, broad shoulders, sturdy limbs)
>how tall is he
5'11
>is he employed
partially, contract work.
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>>26354679
>strange
I don't think I'd really care to talk to anyone who feels like things should be avoided because they're strange. That's a pretty normie attitude to have.
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>>26351003
Literally stacy
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>>26354808
>friends in middle school
>not getting rejected or friendzoned by guys

FUCK YOU NORMIE YOU'RE PROBABLY A 6/10 OR ABOVE YOU FU KING STACY REEEEEEEEE
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some1 just tell me you'll hold me and not leave me pls.
I'll cook, clean, massage, work, interact, travel and love you as much as I can. I'm also not ugly.
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>>26354900
How many guys have rejected or friendzoned you?
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>People taking this thread seriously

Some dudes like autistic girls anon. Washing your gf, brushing her hair, holding her when she's in meltdown

Be someone's Doll, it's easy.
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>>26354900
>had no sense of self awareness
>forced myself into social groups and annoyed them until they ejected me
>theatrequeers, goths, and computer geeks found me and my racist powerpoint presentations amusing enough to keep me around
>brother made me make a Gaiaonline account so I could help him win his RP fights
>make friends with all of my brother's friend through RP escapades
All it took was a little bit of autism and a weeb bro.
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>>26355023
my god why does that sound so perfect. Can I have a crazy girl like that. Really. Please. Here, have my money.
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>>26354971

Would definitely do, assuming we got along well. I even like clinginess. I hope you actually communicate though instead of pretend like nothing is wrong when something is though.

Unfortunately you're probably a guy though.
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>>26354971
There's no chance this is a serious offer, but I offer myself.
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>>26355012
definitely more than 15. although I don't actually get friend zone because males find me too repulsive to be my friend
>>26355026
I did all of that and got rejected. you are probably good looking so nothing you actually say matters. you'll be accepted no matter what

also my brother's friends refuse to make eye contact with me
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If you're out of HS/college you're probably stuck dating old alcoholic construction workers or black guys who hit their elderly mothers.

Don't count on landing a robot. The ones who are bold and lonely enough to email a fembot are the ones who troll omegle and soc for hot free titties all day and have no need for a landwhale/BPDprincess.
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Reminder women can literally not feel loneliness. No matter how ugly they think they are there will always be a male that's willing to be her boyfriend but she will turn him down because he's not Chad.

GOD why couldn't I have been born on easy mode? Its so unfair...
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I want to watch a robot sleeping on cam, pls respond.
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>>26355080
>>26355094
yes I'm a guy and yes I'd do all those things.
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>>26354900
>friendzoned by guys
Okay now you're going too far. I refuse to acknowledge such an outlandish claim.
By and large women, especially girls in fucking middleschool, are not interesting enough to be friends with as a man or boy.
What is to be gained by friendzoning a girl that isn't done much better by a male friend?
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>>26355128
SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE THREAD *RIGHT NOW*

GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOW RIGHT NOWWWWWWWWWE!!!!!
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>>26355109
I'm obese and I have no eyebrows.
How attractive are the people you're trying to fit in with?
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>>26350931
Pic related is probably your league
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>>26355159
shut up chubby easy mode
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>>26355041
See, with the right marketing anything can seem appealing.


good luck op, just change how you talk about yourself and you're halfway there.
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>>26355148
okay I mean if she had a really good personality, but was ugly, she would get friendzoned

it looked like she was being compassionate and caring (an emotional tampon for the crazy suicidal dude) so I just said that

anyway Ive never had a male friend in my entire life
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>>26350774
I'LL BE YOUR BOYFRIEND
x9001
Just post on r9k and actually be someones gf.


Or just pic related
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>>26355159
He's right though.

If you're a biological female I will be your bf right now.
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Don't have such an undesirable personality. Even the bitchiest bitches can get beta orbiters.
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>>26355110

>tfw have emailed many femanons from here
>tfw had a lot of nice conversations but they've never been interested in a relationship because I don't fit their criteria
>tfw still looking for Her
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>>26355182
League of Legends is for retards
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>>26355180
wtf? the people I talk to are ugly as fck if I have to be honest. for example my brothers friend is an exteemely skinny manlet (5'0" 85-90 pounds extremely disgusting)
the people I tried to talk to were hideous in the face, fat dudes,loner dudes, special ed retarded dudes, etc. I was aiming for the bottom of the barrel.

seriously one time I tried to talk to this fat special ed loner dude, and he straight up ignored me on purpose and this other dude noticed and laughed at me. then the fat special ed retard laughed too. holy shit I remember how destroyed I was because I found him repulsive and I thought I had a chance.
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>>26350774
Just be Chad's side chick like every other average whore
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>>26355295
They can probably tell that you're desperate, nobody wants to be somebody's last resort.
Have you tried sharing skypes with a robot and talking with him for a while?
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>>26355192
h-hey. It's me >>26355041
>>26354971

can I please have that girl
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Its funny when I see women say shit like "hurr men only want non-fat 10/10 cute face perfect model virgin gfs" when the average robot would be happy with any girl that would show him interest. But ironically these guys get turned down because its the women who are the ones with the insanely high standards.

And yet these women continue posting on this site, desperately trying to fit in with a community that rejects them so much. And the reason is because the robot community is comprised of lonely virgin losers and women just cannot relate to it no matter how hard they try. They pretend they feel lonely and sad about their horrible Chad-less lives in a pathetic attempt to earn pity, but everyone knows this is a joke and this joke only persists until a week later when she obtains her Chad bf and shitposts on /r9k/ about ugly creepy losers on /r9k/ until Chad dumps her and she's back here complaining about how all men are high standard having assholes.
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>>26355211
>anyway Ive never had a male friend in my entire life
Be a fag hag, anon. It's the most natural friendship in the world.
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>>26355295
You got a steam, skype or a kik, nerd?
I'll be your last resort.
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>>26355437
I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING LEAVE YOU STUPID FAG


YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT TRUE FEMBOTS


YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT YOU ONLY LOOK AT ATTRACTIVE WOMEN AND YOU THINK THAT'S HOW EVERY WOMAN LIVES


YOU WOULD REJECT ME RIGHT NOW AND SO HAS EVERY SINGLE GUY IN THE PAST


LEAVE YOU MOTHERFUCKER YOU LEAVE
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>>26355295
>seriously one time I tried to talk to this fat special ed loner dude, and he straight up ignored me on purpose and this other dude noticed and laughed at me. then the fat special ed retard laughed too.

Are you seriously angry at actual retards for being retarded? You don't even know if they were able to recognize you as a person or if they have any concept of a "person".
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>>26355479
I wouldn't mind being your friend, if you're nice and don't talk to me like that. If you want.
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>>26355479
mystery please leave
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>>26355483
okay yeah I know he was retarded, but he still knew that he was being rude. that's why he laughed at me.

it was for some school project that we had to ask 3 people in the class about something I forgot, he would refuse to answer. but he would answer other people
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>>26355479
You can be my gf then.
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>>26355479
Your problem is your personality, you're qt, but that personality... you might as well kill yourself you know?
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>>26355479
how about you go and fuck yourself on the ass with a dildo. i know ugly cunts who can pull fucking muscular chads with a million skills. meanwhile the fucking girlfriend is butt ugly with no talents or skills once so ever.
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>>26355523
It really does seem like her during one of her "imsolonelyandugly" breakdowns
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>>26351728
bro why would you even care if she finishes highschool just as long as she isnt retarded
all i want is loyalty and love

also assuming its bait because >pedo
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>>26355523
She has a BF, how can you be so sure it's her posting if
>EVERY SINGLE GUY IN THE PAST
has rejected them?
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>>26355528
They're "special", anon. He could have been something as simple as he attributed the color of your shirt with an evil dragon that lives under his bed.
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>>26351767
roastie detected
females are way more unfaithful than men are
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>>26355644
mystery tends to over exaggerate shit like that
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>>26350774
tfw no long-haired megane girlfriend
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>>26352070
she looks like the girl who does freestyle dancing lessons
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>>26355561
>>26355479
Typcial femanon. Cries about not having a bf and when given the opportunity she backs off. You don't really want a bf do you? You just want to shitpost on the robo "with the guys" until your Chad shows up at your doorstep right?

Disgusting.
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>>26350774
>are we doomed to a life of cats?

When something out of the ordinary happens, it is ridiculous to say that it is a mystery or a portent of something to come. Eclipses of the sun and moon, comets, clouds that flutter like flags, snow in the fifth month, lightning in thetwelfth month, and so on, are all things that occur everyfifty or one hundred years. They occur according to theevolution of Yin and Yang. The fact that the sun rises in the east and sets in the west would be a mystery, too, if itwere not an everyday occurrence. It is not dissimilar. Furthermore, the fact that something bad always happens in theworld when strange phenomena occur is due to people seeing something like fluttering clouds and thinking thatsomething is going to happen. The mystery is created in their minds, and by waiting for the disaster, it is from theirvery minds that it occurs. The occurrence of mysteries is always by word of mouth.
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>>26355711
you're a disgusting manlet probably so fuck you
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I'm going to take this thread as an opportunity to vent about "fembot" girl I know who's always complaining about this shit

If I'll give this girl anything It's that she really is a nerd and not a "nerd girl". shes a neet who plays video games literally all day. mostly rpgs and mmos. but anyway

>constantly complaining about guys and the patriarchy.
>constantly going on dates
>talks shit about every guy she goes out with. the last one she complained that he talked about sifi fantasy. asked don't you love that stuff. she says ya but all he liked was patriarchal bullshit.
>complied that a guy didn't have his life together enough. her parents pay for her rent and food and she has no job.
>says she has high standards. is 4/10 on a good day.
>had flowers sent to her but was super angry because she doesn't like the guy who sent them.
>complains that guys never talk to her about anything interesting.
>she quotes memes and inside joke one liners about video games in just about every sentence she speaks.
>told me about one guy who was her friend for years but tried to nice guy her. I asked why she didn't like him and she described his appearance
>blames all her problems on other people
>is baffled that she cant find anyone

Id only heard stories about girls like her before I met her and amused that most of it was exaggerated but it really isn't.
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>>26350926
>5'10
lamow
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>>26352160
Go fuck yourself roasty
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>>26352676
>Mystery redpilled a lot of us.
I HAVE A PICTURE OF HER STANDING WITH HER FUCKING HUSBAND HOLDING A MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE

THAT BITCH KEKED HER H U S B A N D WITH AN E-BF AND IVAN.

Fuck off you retarded whore.
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>>26352795
>What is the point in going for betas when they will cause you nothing but grief?
Mystery was never cucked she was a lying whore just like you.
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>>26356672
post it. did the husband post here?

>>26356769
maybe she was cucked and then cucked in revenge?
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That's starcraft you fucking mong
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>>26352552
Daddy issues the post
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>>26356672
Didn't we already know she was married?
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>>26357662
An anon claims to have contacted him, and got the pics from him, don't think they were posted but I got the pics from them, he said that he filed for divorce in january and that he read all she wrote and all she does is lie.
>>26358040
Had to look this up, claims she didn't divorce him because he'd steal all her shit. She also claims he's the only man she's ever slept with so he'd have to be the fat pedo and the guy in the pic doesn't look fat which supports the husbands claim that she's a lying cunt.
40BMI is tough to hide.

I've decided against posting it because I don't want to get more involved in whatever's going on, I know at least 1 other anon has it.

Here's her bed from the fap videos as a consolation prize.
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>>26358420
Nice, a bed. My life is complete now. Thank you, anon.
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>>26352552
>Men can only love a beautiful woman
Please explain why the first girl I ever fell in love with was a 300lb hamplanet who was really fucking nice to me.
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>>26350774
church desu
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>>26358493
Give me a burner email and I'll send you the certificate pic.
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>>26358689
Of the bed? Do you have a pic of the "It is a felony to remove this label as a vendor" tag?
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>>26350774
I figure you are... but that would be because fat or asian or single mom

if you're not in those three you're good

there are weeb guys that LOVE azns though and chubbies (see also soc) so you're still good even then.

like myself... I have no idea how to appeal to a qt non stacy anymore than i do a stacy


who the hell came up with the names chad and stacy anyway?

>>26352757
you're really qt if this is you but why are you crying?

I mean I don't normally dig the more ethnic tastes - but qt native americans are rather difficult to find (ugly ones aren't qt are) so hey.....

but you do need top shave that hoohaa man that thing is hairier than I am when UNshaven.
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>>26358707
The marriage certificate pic, if you don't want it it's no skin off my teeth.
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>>26358539
Cos you're pathetic.
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>>26352901
so many lewd scene bitches want to pop his pure catholic boy cherry
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>>26353159
.... she has nice boobs/body desu I just really am NOT into asians.

why is that angle so weird/her face so.... over wet looking?

>>26353317
more less... weird pics of her without makeup or fcunky lighting and filters, she might indeed be kinda pretty?

>>26353835
native american is a tough break but apparently you have a great body, focus on that, hairstuyle and not looking so damn MEAN.

I mean I can't since I have permanent male resting bitchface but...
]
besides women would only come here if 4/10 or less (even 5s and 6s avoid r9k, b and soc no, robot hell, yes)


>>26352901
this is sad and pathetic my god WHY WHY WHY?

meanwhile these same women would not come near me....... what the hell?
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>>26358854
she's not asian. she's a slav of some kind.
her face is greasy cos she has really bad cysts in her face and acne. so she always has cream on. she's not crying etc. it's face cream.
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>>26358911
Oh... .... wtf? That's a really REALLY weird face cream......

even I know more about skin care than that *and I'm a guy :( *
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>>26353217
Oh so you're really just a broodmare then
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>>26358770
I really don't, but thanks for offering.
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i have a bf AND cats. where is your god now?
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>>26355711
>had opportunity for bf
>ended up being too autistic

I should have just put out on cam like queen mystery
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>>26359067
HAHA. Fuck you tripfag :D

But awesome.
*shrug*
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>>26359087
:( to be fair I would love to encounter a random shy but really qt anon female
and have her have slutty tendencies /put out on cam just for me

but I wouldn't ever tell becuase that's how we stop getting nice things and frankly I'm not vicious natured. She wouldn't have to -0 it'd just help the frustration/need for attention lol.

autism alone bw won't keep you from having bf :) just throwing that out there.
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>>26352781
That's South Korea, though. He just picked out the one that didn't have extensive plastic surgery. Those people are mutants.
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