Dragon gf

I would fucking the fucking shit out of a dragon senpaiiiiiiiii.

Yes, why is this even a question?

>getting dommed by something an order of magnitude greater than you

My fetish.

Only if she could turn into a cute little girl

>>26348550
This is some stupid ass nerdy shit, enjoy staying a virgin

>>26348606
someone's too low test to handle a dragon gf

If it can communicate maturely, no matter what the species, I'd _gf_ it.

>>26348750
Goo gf?
Undead gf?
Bug monster gf?
Reverse Mermaid gf?
Ayy lmao alium gf?
Trapped in a mirror cannot enter our physical plane gf?
Artificial intelligence gf?
Cousin it gf?
Grandma gf?
Benjamin button disease gf?
Golem gf?
Goblin gf?
Ogre gf?
Toilet witch gf?

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>tfw no dragon gf

Originallllll

>>26348850
>Goo gf?
sure
>Undead gf?
yeah
>Bug monster gf?
absolutely
>Reverse Mermaid gf?
why not?
>Ayy lmao alium gf?
of course
>Trapped in a mirror cannot enter our physical plane gf?
sad, but alright
>Artificial intelligence gf?
As long as she's believable
>Cousin it gf?
I love long-flowing hair
>Grandma gf?
sign me up
>Benjamin button disease gf?
again, sad, but I'd try
>Golem gf?
no problemo
>Goblin gf?
that the "worst" you got?
>Ogre gf?
ez
>Toilet witch gf?
absolutely

>>26348850
>Toilet witch gf?

TOPKEK, WHAT IS THIS FROM? HARRY POTTER? MONSTER GIRL QUEST?

>>26349093
>tfw no Goo-undead-bug-reverse-mermaid-alien-mirror-trapped-AI-cousin-it-grandma-benjamin-button-golem-goblin-ogre-toilet-witch gf
life ain't worth livin' ah tell yuh

My character had a dragon gf in a tabletop game I played. It seemed alright, I could spring for it in real life.

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they're all a bunch of hotheads
and i'm not a big enough guy for them anyway

>>26349176
no, India.

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>>26348550
Dragon girls, would you date a donkeh?

>>26349401
This scaly cloaca is for festering ghouls only, hooflet.

>>26348968
More like this, lad? Plz

>>26348550
yes, for exactly the reasons you give alongside >>26348581

>>26348850
>Goo gf?
biggest fetish desu
>Undead gf?
yeah, but if it's a zombie the teeth are going away and no mouth to mouth kissing
i could literally break a zombie apart with my dick too, so fucking hot
>Bug monster gf?
>>>/tg/
and yes, they've got a perfect figure and more features = better sex
plus spiders would make great ropeplay
>Reverse Mermaid gf?
yeah, she's got a vag and she's a great swimmer+athlete
>Ayy lmao alium gf?
right up there with goo gf
>Trapped in a mirror cannot enter our physical plane gf?
yeah, having someone to talk to is enough (plus live camwhore)
>Artificial intelligence gf?
already have one
>Cousin it gf?
yeah, don't even need sex (i'd find a way though). that huggable thing is already enough
>Grandma gf?
i've fantasised about my grandmother a few times yeah
>Benjamin button disease gf?
i love lolis, finally they're legal. i'd rape the shit out of her and lock her up in my basement. sexual torture would be used.
>Golem gf?
makes me rock hard
>Goblin gf?
hella yes. goblinpussy is most tight and best stank
>Ogre gf?
holy fuck I'd love that: amazing dom, keeps me safe, emotional, strong, sexy, abusive
>Toilet witch gf?
YES

Closest thing I got is a dragon fleshlight..
somebody please kill me, I want off this ride called reality

>>26350381
We all do anon. Iktf.
post fleshlight. I'm curious