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I AM SO GOD DAMN SICK AND TIRED OF BEING 5'9 GOD DAMN IT
I THINK ABOUT HEIGHT EVERY DAY BECAUSE OF THIS FUCK ASS BOARD
LOG ONTO R9K LOL MANLET 5'9 IS PATHETIC LOL LOL
I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF THIS SHIT GIRLS ARE MY HEIGHT IN HEELS
THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN SHORTEST MAN IN THE ROOM
THAT FUCKING GOD DAMN FEEL WHEN NO SATISFACTION FROM BEING TALLER THAN ANOTHER MALE BECAUSE HE'S A MEGA MANLET AND BASICALLY DOESN'T EVEN EXIST/MATTER
THAT FEEL WHEN BROKEN HUMAN BEING
THAT FEEL WHEN THIS BOARD IS RUINING THOUSANDS OF LIVES
THAT FEEL WHEN YOU SEE AN ATTRACTIVE GIRL WHO IS TALLER THAN YOU
THAT FEEL WHEN IT COULD BE A LOT WORSE BUT DON'T CARE MY LIFE IS SHIT
JUST BE TALLER GOD DAMN IT
YOU COULDN'T HAVE FUCKING GROWN TWO GOD DAMN INCHES
YOU JUST HAD TO EAT NOTHING BUT PROCESSED BULLSHIT LIKE POP TARTS WHEN YOU WERE A KID YOU FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF SHIT
YOU JUST HAD TO BE BORN PREMATURE AND ROB YOURSELF OF DEVELOPMENT
FUCK THIS GAY EARTH
I WEIGH 140 POUNDS I HAVE BIRD BONES AND I AM A MANLET
THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE AS A MALE IS BEING PHYSICALLY LARGE
KILL ME
CUT MY FACE OFF
NO ONE RESPECTS ME
WOMEN ARE MOST LIKELY IRRITATED BY MY PRESENCE
THIS BOARD RUINS MY DAY EVERY DAY AND I COME HERE EVERY DAY ANY WAY
MODS WHY WON'T YOU DO ANYTHING
WE'RE DYING
WE'RE ALL FUCKING DYING HERE
HELP
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>log on to /r9k/
Kek
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I think it's been a year since I saw this pasta, piss off manlet.
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Hey calm down man.
Wear big, thick hiking boots. Not autist Combat Boots. Some hiking boots can look real fashionable. That boosts you to 5'11.
Next, tell girls you're 6'1. They can't tell the difference, I'm serious.
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>THIS BOARD RUINS MY DAY EVERY DAY AND I COME HERE EVERY DAY ANY WAY
This is so real Nigga
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>>26348473
Vegeta and Tom Cruise are both technically manlets. Didn't hinder them one bit so why are you letting it inhibit you familiar?
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>6'3
>5 inch penis
I feel your pain brother. Neither of us will ever be real men
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YOUR LITTLE BROTHER SAYS HE IS CATCHING UP TO YOU
YOUR 3 FEET TALL NEPHEW CALLS YOU "LITTLE MAN"
5'9 IS THE WORST HEIGHT EVER YOU WILL NEVER BE THE MAN YOUR 6'0 OLDER BROTHER IS FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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>depressed from not fitting in on /r9k/
you are supposed to log in to /r59k/ faggot
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>5'5
>even with shoe lifts I can only be 5'7
>shorter than every guy I come across
I have no chance in this life, I'm going to kill myself
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>>26348473
>LOG ONTO R9K
>he actually bought a 4chan pass
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EVERYONE PICKS ON YOU BECAUSE OF YOUR STATURE, IF YOU WERE BIG ENOUGH THEY WOULDN'T DARE SAYING A WORD TO YOU
IF YOU WERE TALLER YOU WOULD HAVE A GF, AND EVEN POSSIBLY A DAUGHTER OR SON
YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN SUCCESFUL IN YOUR CAREER, YOU HAVE HAVE GOTTEN TWO PROMOTIONS ALREADY
WHENEVER YOU'D TRY TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF, YOUR JUST "COMPENSATING FOR YOUR SHORT STATURE"
YOUR DOG DOESN'T EVEN RESPECT YOU OR SEES YOU AS THE ALPHA MALE OF THE PACK
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>8 inch dick with good girth
>5'8"
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU GENETICS FUCK YOU
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TFW NO GIANTESS GF TO CALM MY MANLET BODY
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