>Browsing internet in room
>Have blue gatorade that I'm currently drinking
>Almost done with it
>Forget about it for a little bit
>Remember I'm thirsty, go to drink the rest of it without looking
>Godawful taste in my mouth
>Smell familiar smell
>It's the same smell as when you kill an ant
>I just drank a ton of ants
I've never felt more autistic in my entirel ife
No, I guess they were dead by that time, I just spit out a bunch of dead ants and was horrified with myself.
If you've ever killed an ant, it can give off a very strong smell of nail polish remover. I don't know if this goes for all types of ants, but the tiny black ones that invade my house do this all the time.
Ant-death smell is the result of signalling chemicals they give off, "we're getting fucked up over here, need back up".
End thine own mortal coil, fiend.
Here's the bottle, there's a lot more ants in there though.
You need to check your room for anymore of those ants and then work on finding the source.
Because sooner or later you're gonna wake up with ants inside your dick or in your mouth.
i was eating a bunch of sugar while playing vidya, yes straight up sugar, i know im fucking fat (500 lbs.) i left the jar open and fell alseep, woke up at 2 AM, started eating my sugar, smelt that ant chemical smell, i was so sleepy didnt even realize, just gobbled down the sugar. i woke up at 3 PM, went to take a piss, looked at the mirror, and my face was COVERED in ants. i openeed my mouth, and my tongue looked almost black with all the ants crawling inside it.
i have a lot of pimples on my tongue because of the medication im taking, and my tongue always feels tingly, so i just assumed the tingly feeling was just ants
i already have diabetes
They're called sugar ants, where do you live that you don't have those, anon?
I know that feel.
>be 7 year old
>have habit of eating/drinking anything that I found on the ground
>chocolate, half eaten burger, if it looked good then I ate it
>walking home one day
>it was one of these small forests that have paths and shit
>see carton of grape juice
>pick it up, shake it
>"still some left"
>carton was open, so no need to open it myself
>smell the inside
>proceed to drinking the juice
>feel loads of small things within the juice flowing down my throat
>stop drinking, feel something on my lip
>it's an ant
>it's a fucking ant
>proceed to killing it
>as soon as I do, more crawl out
>run home to clean out my mouth
>i just drank a ton of ants
>didn't change my habit though
I have another story, no ants though
Nigga, an ant aint gonna crawl down your dickhole. It's just gonna crawl around the tip.
>around the same age
>live in commie block in what was east germany
>9th floor, oftentimes i would run down the stairs instead of waiting for the elevator
>it was a filthy block, the stairs always smelled of piss
>we were poor, and only drank tea; no soda and rarely ever did we have juice
>see bottle of what looks to be orange juice
>it was closed this time
>"guess someone left it there, might as well drink it" i thought to myself
>pick it up, it was slightly warm, that didn't bother me though
>take a sip
>tastes fucking weird, drink some more anyway
>after drinking half the bottle i came to a realisation
>i became enlightened, right then and there
>"this isn't orange juice"
>"in fact, this isn't juice at all"
>remember that it slightly warm
>remember that i was living in a disgusting piss filled commie block
>i just drank some poorfags piss
STILL didn't change my habit
Only now did I realise how lucky I am. I would literally eat anything that looked good. As I said, we were poor, so anything like chocolate, waffles, sweets or anything else that I barely ever had I would eat, even if I found it right outside the trash. I didn't care.
Most of us are mental. Check out the mental illness generals for more information.
Also >having a fetish is weird
500lbs isn't just "fat" at that point you're entering small whale territory. No wonder you have ants, you're drinking sugary drinks and eating straight sugar. What kind of caloric intake do you have to maintain that kind of figure???
I thought I was the only one. I deliberately attract houseflies, haven't had enough ants.
Bumping for extreme interest.
I'm a NEET that lives alone, my grandma's inheritance pays my rent, gaming habits, and food. It's a pretty large inheritance, I did the math and I can keep living like this for the next 6 years before I need a job. I've been doing this since I was 18, before I would just leech off my mom. My mom was pretty unhealthy and died of a stroke. On a usual day, I get up, eat 5 whole packs of oreos, 10 packs of doritos, a shitton of energy drinks, 5 packs of ham, I can eat 10 loafs of bread and not feel full. Literally all I do is play vidya, go online, jack off, eat food.
probably true, i heard ants are actually pretty healthy
I don't have this fetish, but I'm extremely curious. What is it about the houseflies that you like? How do you jack off without crushing the houseflies? Is there a puddle of cum with dead housefly bodies in it? Pls elaborate.
my mom was in deep debt, she had a shopping addiction and would go to mcdonalds for every meal. life is pretty chill desu, but sometimes i feel depressed, im 27 and im still a virgin loner and never done anything in life. high school was the only time i had friends, i would go to their houses and play vidya, but then they went to college and became chads, and now they're married and have high positions in their workplace. i also wonder at night what sort of job will i get when the money runs out. i've never had a job and i dont want to get one. im thinking of probably scamming people or selling drugs on the deep web.
>What is it about the houseflies that you like?
Their little feet tickle, and the humiliation of being stimulated by insects is hot.
>How do you jack off without crushing the houseflies?
I just let them do their thing, only have to touch myself at the end to push myself over.
>Is there a puddle of cum?
Guess it's storytime.
>Staffing a summer camp
>Just sitting and watching the little store while the kiddos are off doing activities
>There are one or two flies
>One lands on my arm, I can't be bothered to shoo it off
>it's the most entertaining thing I have, try to stay still so it doesn't leave
>being a summer camp, it's been close on two weeks since I masturbated, and it feels good
>association's a bitch
>from then on, don't shoo flies away, enjoy the tease
>at a different summer camp years later
>they have latrines, idgaf, it's supposed to be tough
>flies there aren't scared of people anymore
>they'll land and not leave
>I'm in the mood, go to the bathroom, they land on my thighs and face
>one is on my lips
Last one and then I'll stop being degenerate
>On a mission trip to a hot poorfag country
>roommate moves out halfway through, I have the mud hut to myself
>an actual swarm of flies gathers in the warm spots every day
>lie in the spots and have my fun
>close the doors and lock them in so they have to follow me to my room and keep crawling on me till they die
Damn it what do? /r9k/ ain't for porn.
This is 4chan, nobody gives a fuck about what you post. Porn is posted in this board literally every five minutes.
Now please you're leaving me blue balled here. I never thought I'd get this hard from just reading text.
>can see them "kiss" me for the salt on my skin
>have tried to get another on my lips but it doesn't happen
>they will not be controlled, they are in control of me
>they will tease me as they see fit, they are the most stupid, dirty animals but I still have to beg them
plz fellow degenerates finish your fap so I can go
>i've never had a job and i dont want to get one. im thinking of probably scamming people or selling drugs on the deep web.
I hope its bowel cancer that kills you bro, nice and excruciating
>they will not be controlled, they are in control of me