Would you drive 700+ miles for some pussy /r9k/? The offer is

>>26346416

I wouldn't

Where you even from?

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>>26346416
Id do it, bang her hard core in her pussy

>>26346416
It depends how attractive she is, and how much you like her

I wouldn't drive 70 miles for pussy

Drive 700 miles to be friendzoned

How many times would you fuck?

if it was less than 10 times and there is nothing else to do there, probably not.

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>>26346463

Why don't they make movies like this anymore?

I think this is the kind of thing that fucked us up so bad. And now I have sex, and nobody cares. It isn't anything special.

>>26346460
Louisiana. She's in Kentucky. I grew up there.

>>26346474
Not very attractive anymore. She was back in highschool. She's 24 with 2 kids now, but I know her well enough and she wants to fuck. I'm desperate.

I'd drive 700+ miles just for driving 700+ miles. I love road trips.

I wouldnt drive it "for" pussy though because that sounds like a great way to get catfished

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I would, but only if it was more than just pussy. If not i'd just get a hooker and get it done with. Probably save me some money while I'm at it

>>26346522
I wouldn't drive 700 miles for that bro.

I've driven like 30 miles round trip to pick up a girl for sex but she wasn't 24 with 2 kids squeezed through that.

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>>26346499
Apparently a lot, judging from this.

>>26346575
Fuck, sauce now pls

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>>26346538
This too. I just bought this, and have barely gotten to drive it because i have nowhere to go.

>Get there
>she says no
>Get there
>she's a guy
If I was guaranteed pussy for weeks at a time I'd drive that length of time, but there's no guarantees in reality

I wouldnt even leave my house for pussy
Matter of fact i would turn pussy down if it knocked on my door

>>26346629
I know her though. She dated a guy I was "friends" with a long time ago, and there was always sexual tension.

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>>26346643
I'd probably tell an anthropomorphic vagina to kick rocks too. That'd be frightening.

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>>26346512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzDoSmFEhQg

god i love these kind of movies, crude humor, simple storylines and shit.

most of the times i imagine me being the dude finally scoring

>>26346416
Depends, how sure are you that youll actually get it in the end?

>>26346522
>Not very attractive anymore.
On a scale of 1-10, what would you rate her?

I'd probably do it for a 5/10+ since I'm desperate. But even I wouldn't do all that work for anything below a 5/10.

I flew across an ocean for pussy. Though, I do fly almost for free because family work for the airlines.

OP, just realize that if you do this you will be even more beta than Chris chan was when he drove from Virginia to Ohio to get pussy

>>26346416
that's like a 11 hour drive each way and like 4-5 tanks of gas at least.

the offer is there but that might just be because on some level she realizes its unlikely to happen. what if you get there and she doesn't put out?

just get a hooker.

>>26346512
real life is often real life.
talking about chicks is weird now? wtf?

>>26346590
>i got a job and kids bro
HAHAHA GET KEKED U FGT

>>26346416
Yes, I would. I'm not crazy, only sick of being a wizard.

>>26347598
>11 hour drive
>like 4-5 tanks of gas at least.

you don't actually don't shit about driving, cars or fuel consumption don't you?

unless it's a top shit tier car it's 3 tanks of gas roundtrip and we are exagerating.

>>26347870
>>like 4-5 tanks of gas at least.
>Just an american thing

I had an offer 500 kilometers away but turned it down. Partially because it's so expensive.

>>26347870
700 miles / 300ish miles per tank. 2 and a third one way. 4 and 2/3 round trip

700 miles / 60 mph . 11 2/3 hours one way.

Just fly....

>>26346655
>Get there
>She says no
You're literally fucked if that were to happen, I wouldn't even drive 700 miles to sleep with a girl I've slept with previously

>>26347896
A tank of gas costs me about $16 right now, so that's $80 max, really not that bad.

>>26347387
I might would say 5/10. maybe.

>>26347983
Well I was going to say that happened, but i would get told to get out.

>>26346416
Why not? The trip could be fun, too and besides fucking you'll also actualy socialize with someone for once.

>>26346522
>driving 700 miles to fuck a single mom with a loose pussy
nigga like just pay a hooker lmao

do you think shes going to respect someone thirsty enough to drive 700 miles because she knows he can't get any at home?

>>26347958
sorry man, get back to me when you learn the metric system. Also if you drive 11 hours at an average of 110km/h that means you are doing pretty much 1200km~1210kms. 3 tanks give you more or less enough to do the roundtrip. I say more or less and I'm pulling numers of my ass because also it depends on traffic and what car OP is driving.

That being said, pussy is not worth 3 complete fuel tanks. You can argue that it is if she is paying for a place for him to stay and if she is a nasty slut that will be his sex slave for the trip.

for the guys saying it's better to get a hooker, I don't know how much you want him to spend on a hooker but if it is more than the gas he is going to spend... well, the logical choice would be the slut.

Also, ROADTRIP!

>>26348095
>do you think shes going to respect

you are a weird dude if you look for the respect of random bitches.

I have flown 3000 miles for it before, so yes.
If you have spare time and money then why not?

>>26348149
Do you think women fuck dudes they don't respect? Dumbass.

>>26348153
>I have flown 3000 miles for it before
I might be pathetic, but at least I will never be this pathetic.

Thanks for the unexpected ego boost anon

>>26348153
>I have flown 3000 miles for it before
Why not just pay for it at that point?

>>26346416
no, I did that once. Drove from GA to IN to see a bitch I was in an "OLR" with for 3 years. when I got there she wouldn't even hug me, I was supposed to stay a week and we spent maybe 8 hours together the whole time. I spent most of the time alone in her apartment, which gave me time to snoop enough to find condoms and love notes to other guys. I left early and never spoke to her again.

tl;dr: if you go, you're a cuck

>>26348203
>Drove from GA to IN to see a bitch I was in an "OLR" with for 3 years. when I got there she wouldn't even hug me
Damn, where can I read more stories like this?

>>26348227
https://www.reddit/r/cuckstories

I flew to Italy to bang a girl (am from the UK)

it was worth it in my opinion, sex and and a holiday

>>26348203
Bruh. No.
You probably just took it far too seriously.

>>26348203
u were probably uglier irl than your pics desu

I would if she was a 7/10 or higher. I had the opportunity from a 4/10 and I didn't walk 3 damn feet

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>>26348227
you're in the right place. for all the people here who talk about wanting a qt mentally ill gf, I'm the case against it. she had depression and fibromyalga, which I contend is a made up disease to let women act like bitches (notice how no men claim to have it). she verbally abused me all the time and made me feel like I was lucky to have her, which is why I put up with the OL part for 3 years. she'd occasionally act sweet and apologize for being a bitch and RP with me, which kept me strung along because I dreamed of getting laid. well, surprise surprise, I was her beta and she was cucking me. r9k is always right. never again.

I don't think it's worth it. If you try hard and risk the humiliation enough you could just fuck somebody in your town.

I drove 200 miles to hang out with a girl I was genuinely in love with, several times actually, and I feel like that was a mistake and it ended in probably the worst way possible.

And if it's about sex anyway then just go try to chat people up at a bar or something.

>>26348286
how does one take three years too seriously when the girl says she wants to marry me and I was going up there to make sure we could click?
>>26348302
maybe, but that still doesn't account for the condoms and fucking other guys. I went up there and found out I had been lied to and was fooling myself into believing she actually cared about me. if I had been any stupider I'd have wound up like her ex husband (after I left she latched onto an ex from HS, married, and divorced him) and paying her beta bux every month

the only advice I can give to anyone on r9k is to never, ever, trust women to do anything than use you for whatever benefit you might provide. all the memes are true about beta providers. don't become one.

Daily reminder that if you're drive (have a license) you're a normie and should get off this board.

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I'm seriously losing it guys

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>>26348445
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckk. i mean just

>>26348445
>one or two word responses
Don't go OP, seriosly

>>26348445
just ask yourself this (inb4 you hate me for saying something that is too real)

what kind of fucked up bitch, who can literally get sex without even going outside, who will get lots of attention whether she likes it or not from a plethora of Chads and sub-Chads, is going to have some guy drive 11 hours to fuck her?

>>26348484
i get that. i do. but there has to be a reason for it, r-right?

>>26348423
>how does one take three years too seriously when the girl says she wants to marry me and I was going up there to make sure we could click?
By taking her seriously when she says she wants to marry you. I know this chick online from Iowa who says all those kind of things to me and I never take it seriously, it's always just jokes and fantasy. She's just someone interesting to talk to here and then.

>>26348484
Someone who gets off on humiliating desperate guys.

>>26348472
>>26348484
>>26348445
OP she's using for mommy validation, she could still very easily get dick she just wants to see if some guy thinks her pussy is so good he'd drive 700 fucking miles to get it.

I would genuinely be surprised if she so much as let you kiss her when you get there.

>>26348170
I wouldn't have done it if it didn't involve checking out a new country. It actually ended up being a really cool trip.

>>26348166
exactly. it would be cheaper for anon to go on his local backpage and find a hooker. instead of fucking a loose bitch that's 700 miles away.

I have one for you guys. A girl I've been talking to for 4 years has said she wants to save up the money that she gets from graduating high school (she's 18 and a senior, I'm 19 and a freshmen in college) to buy a plane ticket to come be with me for a week. Tell me if there's something wrong with that.

>>26348319
i attest to this. i just wanna date some dumb innocent chick that likes shopping and gossiping with her friends.

>>26348672
>Tell me if there's something wrong with that.
Your parents won't like that

>>26348200
because I already love traveling in the first place

>>26348166
She already said she'd fuck him if he drove up there, which he should do.

>asking /r9k/ for woman advice

kek'd, just go

I'm trying to raise money to meet a girl in Japan, so yeah.

>>26348943
Lol
>>26348203
People say a lot of shit, OP's getting cucked out of his gas money and more importantly his time if he goes and he won't be able to do a God damn thing when she rejects him

>>26348980
That's not true, he could rape her.

>>26348672
nothing wrong with that.

People here think everything is black or white and that this girl will cuck OP. I guess it's because they got cucked hard in the past they don't trust anyone.

if OP makes the roadtrip he will fuck the single mom. If you tell this chick yes, you'll have the chance to meet her and probably fuck her, after all she is going to meet you. That being said shit can always go south but you could take the chance if somethings go wrong you can always go back to /r9k/ and tell other people "you'll get cucked", "he/she will rob your kidneys" and all that fun shit.

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And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more

>>26346463
Amanda Crew was such a babe in that movie.

>>26346512
>>26347806

Amongst us """"""Normies"""""" after your early 20's having sex with a girl is so common it's not a big deal at all and bragging about it makes you seem like a loser who never gets pussy

>>26346416

I had an offer to drive 71 miles and declined, I later accepted an offer 59 miles away.

>>26346416
I have to drive 221 miles to see my gf ;_;

>>26349999
Nah, it's just a major red flag for a woman when a guy will travel that distance. Too much build up and implies he's undesireable to women who know him. It's just not a realistic offer when a woman talks about that.

>>26348469

Well m8 I mean if she's going to get a hotel and it'll just be a week long sex fest you might as well go. You could either go, waste a bit of money, drive for ages and then get some nice sex or you could just keep waking up and doing whay you'd do anyway, I dunno life's there to do things with.

>>26346416
Anyone know who she is?

>>26348683

It's good. That's basically my gf but you just slowly introduce her to concepts like introspection and relative morality and they slowly become a well rounded person.

These are things most males experience around 18 - 21 and it turns them into adults but somehow gossipy girls miss out, doesn't mean they're lost to human decency and maturity though.

>>26348672

Do it laddie

No, and definitely not for that ugly skank.