Would you drive 700+ miles for some pussy /r9k/?
The offer is out there, and I'm seriously entertaining the idea.
Why don't they make movies like this anymore?
I think this is the kind of thing that fucked us up so bad. And now I have sex, and nobody cares. It isn't anything special.
Louisiana. She's in Kentucky. I grew up there.
Not very attractive anymore. She was back in highschool. She's 24 with 2 kids now, but I know her well enough and she wants to fuck. I'm desperate.
I would, but only if it was more than just pussy. If not i'd just get a hooker and get it done with. Probably save me some money while I'm at it
This too. I just bought this, and have barely gotten to drive it because i have nowhere to go.
I'd probably tell an anthropomorphic vagina to kick rocks too. That'd be frightening.
god i love these kind of movies, crude humor, simple storylines and shit.
most of the times i imagine me being the dude finally scoring
>Not very attractive anymore.
On a scale of 1-10, what would you rate her?
I'd probably do it for a 5/10+ since I'm desperate. But even I wouldn't do all that work for anything below a 5/10.
that's like a 11 hour drive each way and like 4-5 tanks of gas at least.
the offer is there but that might just be because on some level she realizes its unlikely to happen. what if you get there and she doesn't put out?
just get a hooker.
>11 hour drive
>like 4-5 tanks of gas at least.
you don't actually don't shit about driving, cars or fuel consumption don't you?
unless it's a top shit tier car it's 3 tanks of gas roundtrip and we are exagerating.
>driving 700 miles to fuck a single mom with a loose pussy
nigga like just pay a hooker lmao
do you think shes going to respect someone thirsty enough to drive 700 miles because she knows he can't get any at home?
sorry man, get back to me when you learn the metric system. Also if you drive 11 hours at an average of 110km/h that means you are doing pretty much 1200km~1210kms. 3 tanks give you more or less enough to do the roundtrip. I say more or less and I'm pulling numers of my ass because also it depends on traffic and what car OP is driving.
That being said, pussy is not worth 3 complete fuel tanks. You can argue that it is if she is paying for a place for him to stay and if she is a nasty slut that will be his sex slave for the trip.
for the guys saying it's better to get a hooker, I don't know how much you want him to spend on a hooker but if it is more than the gas he is going to spend... well, the logical choice would be the slut.
no, I did that once. Drove from GA to IN to see a bitch I was in an "OLR" with for 3 years. when I got there she wouldn't even hug me, I was supposed to stay a week and we spent maybe 8 hours together the whole time. I spent most of the time alone in her apartment, which gave me time to snoop enough to find condoms and love notes to other guys. I left early and never spoke to her again.
tl;dr: if you go, you're a cuck
you're in the right place. for all the people here who talk about wanting a qt mentally ill gf, I'm the case against it. she had depression and fibromyalga, which I contend is a made up disease to let women act like bitches (notice how no men claim to have it). she verbally abused me all the time and made me feel like I was lucky to have her, which is why I put up with the OL part for 3 years. she'd occasionally act sweet and apologize for being a bitch and RP with me, which kept me strung along because I dreamed of getting laid. well, surprise surprise, I was her beta and she was cucking me. r9k is always right. never again.
I don't think it's worth it. If you try hard and risk the humiliation enough you could just fuck somebody in your town.
I drove 200 miles to hang out with a girl I was genuinely in love with, several times actually, and I feel like that was a mistake and it ended in probably the worst way possible.
And if it's about sex anyway then just go try to chat people up at a bar or something.
how does one take three years too seriously when the girl says she wants to marry me and I was going up there to make sure we could click?
maybe, but that still doesn't account for the condoms and fucking other guys. I went up there and found out I had been lied to and was fooling myself into believing she actually cared about me. if I had been any stupider I'd have wound up like her ex husband (after I left she latched onto an ex from HS, married, and divorced him) and paying her beta bux every month
the only advice I can give to anyone on r9k is to never, ever, trust women to do anything than use you for whatever benefit you might provide. all the memes are true about beta providers. don't become one.
just ask yourself this (inb4 you hate me for saying something that is too real)
what kind of fucked up bitch, who can literally get sex without even going outside, who will get lots of attention whether she likes it or not from a plethora of Chads and sub-Chads, is going to have some guy drive 11 hours to fuck her?
>how does one take three years too seriously when the girl says she wants to marry me and I was going up there to make sure we could click?
By taking her seriously when she says she wants to marry you. I know this chick online from Iowa who says all those kind of things to me and I never take it seriously, it's always just jokes and fantasy. She's just someone interesting to talk to here and then.
Someone who gets off on humiliating desperate guys.
OP she's using for mommy validation, she could still very easily get dick she just wants to see if some guy thinks her pussy is so good he'd drive 700 fucking miles to get it.
I would genuinely be surprised if she so much as let you kiss her when you get there.
I have one for you guys. A girl I've been talking to for 4 years has said she wants to save up the money that she gets from graduating high school (she's 18 and a senior, I'm 19 and a freshmen in college) to buy a plane ticket to come be with me for a week. Tell me if there's something wrong with that.
People say a lot of shit, OP's getting cucked out of his gas money and more importantly his time if he goes and he won't be able to do a God damn thing when she rejects him
nothing wrong with that.
People here think everything is black or white and that this girl will cuck OP. I guess it's because they got cucked hard in the past they don't trust anyone.
if OP makes the roadtrip he will fuck the single mom. If you tell this chick yes, you'll have the chance to meet her and probably fuck her, after all she is going to meet you. That being said shit can always go south but you could take the chance if somethings go wrong you can always go back to /r9k/ and tell other people "you'll get cucked", "he/she will rob your kidneys" and all that fun shit.
And I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Amongst us """"""Normies"""""" after your early 20's having sex with a girl is so common it's not a big deal at all and bragging about it makes you seem like a loser who never gets pussy
Nah, it's just a major red flag for a woman when a guy will travel that distance. Too much build up and implies he's undesireable to women who know him. It's just not a realistic offer when a woman talks about that.
Well m8 I mean if she's going to get a hotel and it'll just be a week long sex fest you might as well go. You could either go, waste a bit of money, drive for ages and then get some nice sex or you could just keep waking up and doing whay you'd do anyway, I dunno life's there to do things with.
It's good. That's basically my gf but you just slowly introduce her to concepts like introspection and relative morality and they slowly become a well rounded person.
These are things most males experience around 18 - 21 and it turns them into adults but somehow gossipy girls miss out, doesn't mean they're lost to human decency and maturity though.