anime is for gays edition
Evens Vodka with juice
Someone kill me while I'm passed out.
did you know its Chinese new year? would it be mean to get a Chinese takeaway tonight? anyway, to celebrate post your favourite Chinese cartoon female.
Hampshire cuddle buddy always here for you lads.
There are lots of chinese cartoon females, but this one is mine. Without her, I am nothing. Etcetera.
>anime is for gays
Whatever you say, Achmed
Absolutely need to cuddle with her soon or I WILL snap
get the daki out and get cuddling desu lad
That's just a pillow with an image of her printed on it Anon
how do i cope with the fact that i'll never be white/pure
That's the problem isn't it lad
I don't love her just for her physical appearance
Also no they're not really rich at all
you will never cuddle with azusa in real life, but you can live your real life for her.
I didnt want these feels senpai....
I came here to escape, not to be reminded of it all........
>you can live your real life for her.
So when you two are meeting up to be gay with each other that's living for your waifu? Wew lad.
>tfw going to kfc tomorrow with a qt then playing vidya at her house
>you cannot escape what you have created in your own head. it can be a good thing lad.
But I moved 8 time zones away from them to come back to my "homeland" and live the life that they think that I want and need.
Homeland is where they live.
Posting is pretty slow today, I sure hope it picks up before I have to go to tesco for my big shop
I didn't know eating a nandos what a qualifier of being British, I will definitly try one when I get the chance next.
I can't believe my luck either, no need to get salty mate
Once again, waifu has been posted senpai~
how you holding up today, cutie?
Same shit, different day. Can't complain.
Happy with your intake today?
How do you usually dress? On the right is my casual daywear.
Haven't seen a Poleaboo post in ages. Is the new Digimon game that distracting?
>I'll never be a qt, smug anime girl
Time for more tramadol.
>Guess what time it is, Nymph-chan
Keep getting sudden dizzy spells. Like, I can be fine and all of a sudden my vision seems to tilt like I've got my head touching my shoulder.
Really knocks me off balance. Had it about a week and half now, usually only happens once a day.
Had a bad ear infection that is still clearing up, so maybe that's causing it?
We'd slay so much pussy lad. I get so many looks when I'm out wearing that outfit, it's like everyone is staring in total awe of me. I never try to talk to any of them though because they're probably dumb bitches and I'm above that.
More often than I care to admit
I can see her trying really hard to bully me, only to fail at the slightest error and get easily flustered and try to hit me.
It wouldn't even hurt but i'd play along for her.
Are recruitment companies so shit because they are filled with retarded women? bunch of fucking time wasters
most refuse to use email and insist on calling like mongs no matter how many times I try to get the to email or get their coworkers to get them to email. When they do send an email all it say is to call the, Fucking normie scum.
Until recently I had no idea what I wanted to do with my life, but it's already too late. Trying my hardest won't be enough to enter the uni I want to, and I've not given enough shits to my studies. I have a friend who'll be accepted there, and I won't be able to handle going to another uni without wanting to kill myself.
Why can't you just go into a shop, buy something a leave anymore? Why are they always trying to get you to sign up for something or enter some sort of competition or sell you something else.
>mfw I went into a clothes shop the other day and they actually tried to get me to sign up for their credit card
A FUCKING CREDIT CARD FROM A CLOTHES SHOP. FUCK RIGHT OFF.
Hey lads it's me with the alchy dad
He came home from the pub and I didn't hear him come in, I heard him coming upstairs so I came out of my room and said hey and asked if he'd like me to cook the steaks for us. He said no he was 'trying to cook pork chops', took a piss, than ran downstairs screaming and swearing incoherently. Then he slammed every door in the house and continued to scream and shout incoherently, while what sounded like I can only imagine smashing every plate, glass and cup in the kitchen.
After this he proceeded to the living room where he screamed some more, then he talked to someone on the phone and has been quiet since, aside from yelling at for a cat that came in the house to leave when he left the back door open.
I am just sat silently with my door locked at the moment hoping he's fallen asleep or will just go to bed soon.
>I think we need to talk about Saturday. I'll be back in town this weekend so we can meet if you want or would that be pointless? I don't know, you're hurting my brain and my insides :( xx
Feel a bit funny about this lads, kinda regret saying anything now, I can just see more misery ahead.
Why not just go spend some time with him and cook him a steak? Maybe try stop being a whinging faggot that thinks he's so hard done by.
My dad was similar and probably worse than yours sounds and despite this, I still understood that he's family and it's as simple as that.
>hiding in your room because your dads drunk and wants some steak
>crying on the net because your dads pissed and being loud like pissed people are
Get a fucking grip, man. When he dies you're gonna regret being such a pussy.
Hit the gym
Stop coming on here
Get a job
Find a hobby
The only real answers but inb4 everyone memes ''just be yourself'' blah blah because they don't actually want a gf but just an excuse to continue rotting until death in their own filth
Not him but I'm having trouble hitting the gym. Do gymchads have more respect for a quite skinny lad trying to get bigger or a fatass trying to cut down on weight?
I'm the former.
all over your oo yeah
all over your oo
all over your oo yeah
all over your oo
bass over two hats like a sandwich
7 days and yeah we're still standing
th-this goes out to the Charlie Browns
loving it loving it old school anthems
going out dressed in white polos and Versace blue jeans
timberlands track tops and blue jeans
All over your nyeeeeahhhh
Infinitely easier if you're at college/university as you are in close proximity to women who probably like similar things to you (since they have chosen to do the same subject(s) as you)
If you don't go to college/university then you need to take part in clubs or events for things you like, again, the women there will like similar things to you. The hardest part is being bothered to actually do that, most people aren't, I know I'm not.
If you're a turbo normie with good looks them go to a club and JUS B URSELF, shout over shit music and take home some stupid bitch with a cunt that has seen more action than Guadalcanal.
Don't use dating sites, it's tragic, you're better off alone if you're thinking about that route.
They don't respect new guys who haven't been to a gym before, only those who have been at it for a long time and have a body to show for it. If you've got a good body already then they'll probably not care at all, anything less is just going to get you mocked.
I at university and sit alone at every lecture/seminar, im not just going to sit next to some random girl
im sorry you feel that way but im sure if you gave me a chance you would change your mind
>Infinitely easier if you're at college/university as you are in close proximity to women who probably like similar things to you (since they have chosen to do the same subject(s) as you)
>If you don't go to college/university then you need to take part in clubs or events for things you like, again, the women there will like similar things to you. The hardest part is being bothered to actually do that
would something like 'I can get bigger but you'll never get smarter' a good one? It might confuse them enough that it takes them 10 mins to understand you just insulted them.
Enough time to finish your reps and quickly sneak out the back door.
most gymchads wont mock you desu
honestly thought this was my chance to meet a qt but the alphas moved in on any available girls in the first 2 weeks
>Listening to Stacey tell the class how people should be tolerant of promiscuity
>Bitch has a fucking normal family while I have to put up with a cuck dad and a slut mother's passive-aggressive exchanges at dinner
"Big muscles wont make up for a small dick"
Even better if you see how small they are in the locker room, there was a twat who was hulked up but his dick was probably no bigger than a middle finger.
He might have been roided up which makes sense but point still stands.
Honestly stop worrying lad, most gym lads aren't going to bully you their too busy listening to their Beats by Dr. Dre Solo 2.0 On-Ear Headphones with high quality sound avaiable for the low price of 135 pounds
>cute fang waifu
good taste desu
you can never have too much fang
are you a cuck or something
She's not a loli, she's just petite.
seen drive it was good
Cant find a film called shitskin city on imbd lad, is this some cool nickname you have for a real film?
>4.9 on imdb
no thanks sorry
sounds kind of gay anon
I don't groan when I fap faglord
I'm a boy not a women
now would you say you would make a good Jun? because you could make that fantasy a reality.
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder, 'Why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand
Don't talk like that. Stop putting yourself down. With determination, you can be anything you want to be. Hard work = money = surgery. I know it can be hard, but I believe in you.
Alright lads? Gonna get a dirty kebab and chips, rice and curry sauce.
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>she has had an argument with her boyfriend
>"shit, that wasn't because of this was it?"
>hasn't responded yet
Have I become that guy now? Is that who I am? Are these the tactics I'm employing now?
I've went too deep. In less than a week I've went from being Mark to fucking Jeremy.
>tfw I had a dream that ISIS was outside my house
I heard an explosion, looked out the window and saw a smoldering crater then saw some Bin Laden looking motherfucker running around, then some fucking US marine motherfuckers were in my house and one of them handed me a knife and told me to join the fight so I went out there and I think I died after slashing up 3 cunts.
Weird dream lads.
>tfw easing your little finger down your dickhole while wanking to futa hentai
a true patrician of the sexual arts.
I'm flattered that you took the time to remember her height Anon
what are you good lads relaxing to this fine evening?
got some chill tunes and some chill games.
The wind didn't push a train over, but because trains had to go at a reduced speed they got delayed, and ended up cancelling a majority of the trains to my shitty town today,
It blew the hood off my head mate, watch out trains
>Implying that's what I meant
I'm not the guy who said
>Literally the perfect ideal height for a girl
All I did was point out that you're wrong. 4'11" isn't the ideal height for a manlet because short girls want tall guys even more.
>came to a gif advert of a dick getting bigger because i came while loading a video
>close 11 video tabs
>delete 54 tabs of /s/
>close an imgur album of obscure pony porn
>delete 30 tabs of reddit gonewild albums
>exit from a /gif/ rekt thread I got sidetracked on
>exit from 4 Wikipedia pages where mid-fap I wondered if frogs eat spiders or some history shit
>uninstall 6 h-games and a slave trainer
>wait for a 40 minute antivirus scan to run to check if I got anything dodgy
>turn off laptop, clean myself up and get dressed
Ahh yes another successful masturbation period
Hey. I would like to take this time to formally apologize for my behavior earlier. There is no excuse for how I acted and I am sincerely sorry. I promise to you and the rest of the /gfd/+/rr/ Skype chat community that such an outburst will never, ever happen again. This is a great chatroom and it was wrong of me to come in here and disturb the peace with my violent outbursts. It was completely unwarranted and unbecoming of the nature of the people in here.
I hope you accept my apology and we can both move on from this ordeal. I have learned a lot after much private deliberation and it was immature of me to take out my frustrations on this community.
Thank you for reading.
Got some of that Neutrogena Body Clear shower gel lads, hopefully it clears up the acne on my shoulders. Embarrased to see the doctor so I saw this apparently works.
Don't really know why my skin is so shitty on my shoulders. I have a good diet, my clothes and sheets are always clean and I shower daily.
Yet another thing I need to tick off my shit list.
>This country which is a literal shithole and fucked up beyond all recognition is letting in a trillion shitskins but we're not, this is bad
Why are left wing traitors so retarded? They need to be put in front of a firing squad
>mfw it's chest day
>mfw 20 sets of cable flyes like rich piana told me
>there are only 2 pairs of cable machines and the gym is packed as shit (kek puregym)
>mfw some 5'4 pajeet kid asks me how many sets I had left
>told him fourteen
>I didn't offer to let him work in
The look on his face, holy fucking shit lol.
Why is male ass-play becoming normie/mainstream as fuck? Heard a Chad on the train talk about pushing some slags face into his arse so hard that she used her nose to push into his arsehole. None of the other LADS were laughing either, just talking seriously about how good it feels having a girl run her tongue down your anus.Bloody degenerates.
Fuck sake. I don't care about all this 'how can you love her when she has cum on her face' bollocks but it will deeply haunt me if my future wife used to massage some tall lads hairy arsehole.
Women are filth these days, they've got no self-respect.
Even the young ones get "raped" by pakis.
Imagine that, dating a girl you're madly in love with only to find out that not only has she had boyfriends previously, but they weren't white. I'd be absolutely furious, part of the reason I can't bring myself to date women.
The other part being they're liars and will cheat on you if they think they can get away with it.
Popped a couple etiz earlier. Time for a cozy wank and sleep.
Has anyone else here tried PS Now?
I used the free trial but the games framerate dips are unplayable. Was this your experience too? My internet is actually pretty good now so I can't imagine it's at fault for how abysmal this shit gets.
It genuinely makes my blood boil when I see a cute girl with some filthy paki. It just makes no sense, I can understand the appeal of niggers because they are loud, tall and aggressive in a way a lot of white men are too scared to do these days. What the fuck does malnourished Rasheed offer?
really happy right now lads, i hope everyone else has a nice night.
your not wrong desu, i would fucking love that.
I mean 250,000 sounds LOW to me. Every single woman would do this given the chance.
They're literally served up a high status male on a plate and they don't even have to bother playing the dating game to find one.
I finally got around to making a PSD for the op image,
its not the same as the current op cos I didn't have the stock used, but its close enough and can be updated by whoever the new op image guy is. its easy to swap the ppl in the windows for example.
I wont be doing anything else to it, im just trying to keep my word.
you need the master psd to be able to keep it updated all year.
someone download and save it plz ffs.
2015 oap img guy.
There are 500k women that enter university each year.
Not even counting the drop out rate is about 20% for women, that's 1 in 6 women currently at university selling herself.
Class of 60 students? 5 of those girls sell themselves to old men.
It's fucking disgusting.
I've honestly given up of ever finding a woman who doesn't care about status. It's literally built into their genetic makeup.
I'm not even some MRA fedoralord reddit poster but I find myself agreeing with basically everything said in this video.
>tfw a girl stops talking to you because you say sorry too much
reminder to vote for friday's movie
Anyone here want extremely fast photoshop art?
post anything and I will do it for you senpai.
Pretty sweet, should just be a Jackie marathon desu.
If something pushes out LOTR and K-on it would be perfect.
Been watching Grimgar... did anyone NOT see this guys death coming? So fucking obvious... for the first three episodes I was just like, "This guy is gonna die. He's way too perfect. He is so fucking dead."
And then episode 4 comes and he dies. They try to make it all tragic and shit but I couldn't help but find it hilarious. It was so obviously going to happen. Let's do a run down of the characters;
Haruhiro, the Rogue (Main Character): This guy is fucking useless. All he can do is some shitty little stabs which tickle people. He's also a pervent, but unlike Ranta, he doesn't want to admit it. Also he's a coward.
Mogzo, the Warrior (Food Bro): This guy is pretty chill, and he's giant. However, he can't hit shit with his giant sword and he'll never get laid for the entire show probably.
Ranta, the Dead Knight (Asshole): Complete asshole. They tried way too hard to make him a piece of shit, and he's basically the only person who's dislikable in the group. He's a cunt and that's his entire character. He'll probably end up fighting the main character or disobeying orders in a battle or something.
Shihoru, the Mage (Shy Grill): Extremely shy, can't talk to anyone, doesn't seem to do that much in battles. Really quick to get upset. Pretty boring character.
Yume, the Archer (Waifuu): Super cute, best waifuu, but can't hit shit with her bow and what's the point of being an archer if you can't hit a target? Still, she's best waifuu. If she dies I'll probably stop watching because she is best waifuu in show.
Manato, the Priest (God): He is good at everything. He has no personality flaws. He is the most useful character in the party, he never messes up, but always accepts the blame and acts modestly. He's kind, charming, and makes sacrifices for his group. He is also top-tier bro material. He is the only reason the party succeeds and there is no reason to dislike him.
Reading this summary of the party... how is it not obvious who is going to die?
>Round friends house
>He loses against the most gimmicky rolento player ever on sf4.
>Rolento player sends him a message "lol ur terrible"
>He threw his stick, i told him to calm down and he just left his room
>He still hasn't come back
Really though, if she's annoyed with you constantly apologising, maybe she thinks you're being too beta.
Become the chad. Take her out to lunch or something. Better than being a cuck.
Cuck life really isn't so bad. Sure it rips your sole when you first see her with a genetically superior guy but then when the weeks/months go by and she's still so happy....it makes it worth it.
Trying to come out of a failed cocoon mode and get back on kikebook after nearly 5 years.
>friendlist is empty
>tfw everyone that I add is going to know that I have no friends.
Facebook has become essential so I have to do it.
You shouldn't think like that, brother. Sure, it's easier to give up, but you'll never feel any need to change.
Accept that you're going to suffer and fail if you try, and try anyway. Lower your standards if need be. Eventually you'll find someone.
>tfw going to be cuddling bf while watching animaymays soon
Way too excited tbqh lads
>mfw i will never experience this
at least i'm not part of the inherently inferior gender
Had too much caffeine and painkillers today. You lads go have a nice sleep, I'll guard the thread from any foreign invaders.
Can't sleep, don't want to sleep. I will stand guard with you, my brother.
>tfw nobody replies or comments about your rant about grimgar's extremely obvious first character to die
feels bad lads
Also in case you're actually interested in watching it
Poleaboo tried the trial too, also has a good connection but the game stuttered often
Pretty sure it's an issue with their servers though since if you're staying up a while past midnight (which is expected of a NEET) then it's fine
Considering the amount of people who post their waifuus at the start of this thread, I would assume there are some people who DO care, lad.
Don't hold yourself up as the majority of the people here.
Anyway, there's just going to be a bunch of dirty Americans on /a/ at this time. If I am to feel, I want to feel with my fellow brits.
>muh anime website
Every fucking time it's the same reply, there's too much weebshit in these threads though, just over the "comfy amount of anime" level, waifu posting is pretty much the same as tripfagging here now. I just want to participate in waifu posting and returning to anon but there's just too much weebshit and we're getting real close to the ERP levels of anime image/quality of post.
Waifu posting has evolved from a comfy inhouse meme to this tripe, tone it down lads.
You niggas ever tried having a cup of rolled oats cooked then dumping 2.5 scoops of peanut butter choco ON! whey?
shit's fuckin amazing man, even if you don't lift or are obese as shit you should still try it.
The problem is people don't post their waifu and be done with it. Jun and Azu use it to avatarfag and talk about meeting up to fuck each other (great devotion to their loved one ammirte?) then you get others who do it at a smaller frequency who I won't shit on but seriously lads just post it once. If you truly care about that character you wouldn't prostitute her ITT for attention.
>be brit who lives in germany
>no orderly queues, people talk on trains
>no fish and chips and no crisps, instead people eat meat and pretzels
>no pleasant light drizzle, either heavy storms, snow, or it's way too warm
>everyone loves it when it's sunny and doesn't understand the virtue of a drizzle
>beer here is good but no lads to banter with when you drink
I'm introverted and like to be alone.. but even this is too lonely for me. It's like it's an entire country of Chads.
>Considering the amount of people who post their waifuus
That's not a reason to make the entire thread /a/. These threads are becoming less /britfeel/ and more just random /a/ talk. I've found myself posting more on the 4+4chan versions of /britfeel/ because it's becoming more like the classic /britfeel/ from here.
Avatar fagging and trip fagging there is banned instantly, so that keeps it in control. I implore any of my fellow real britfeelers to join us over there and let the weebs kill these threads.
Waifu with blue haired person
Why can't I sleep, is it my shitty diet?
Who wants to employ someone with a shitty grasp of their language?
Not sure why but I'm fucking terrible at language. I've tried to hard to learn German but I fuck up the pronunciation of half the words, and struggle to remember all the different grammar rules and stuff like that.
Maybe it'd be best to practice by trying to talk, but I'm a introvert robot so the thought of trying to talk to people makes me very uncomfortable.
Maybe I should just go home to Britannia. At least I'll be comfortable there.
I have family over here. I thought it would be as easy as moving over here, learning the language, and then getting a decent job since I could boast having a natives speakers ability of the English language as a selling point.
Apparently learning a language isn't as easy as I thought, though.
Are you self teaching yourself? It's always hard to learn a new language that you didn't just pick up as kid.
Might need to hire a professional tutor or go to a language school desu
>tfw no kylie gf
im not gud with anime. think that's right.
now that's truly the last thing im doing cos im going to bed.
Mio is olev and I get sad that there is a waifu faggot that picks a side character over possibly the most fundamental character of the group
Went to actual lessons. It was full of Chad's and Stacie's, and we actually had to speak to each other.
Also most of my class was from the third world - one of them actually brought their child to class (annoying little shit), there was also an Arab girl who was heavily pregnant. Also the Greek guy next to me was the most loud and obnoxious guy I have ever met.
Although there was an African guy from Mali who was a mega-bro. That guy was a genuinely cool dude.
But once people started really getting familiar with me it was kind of too much. Started biting my nails more and more, and then started biting my skin on my fingers, as I do when I'm nervous. Makes it hard to write or focus. Eventually gave up on going to lessons.
>yfw you realize the k-on girls are stacys and wound never want anything to do with these weeb posters
Gonna go to sleep, lads. Keep an eye out for the Yanks while I'm gone - it wouldn't be seemly for them to try and invade and embarrass themselves, eh?
Ha! I've been here all along. Just keeping an eye on you cunts in case you try to pull some 1812 shit again. Also I'm culturally appropriating the word "cunt". It doesn't get used nearly enough in America.
Why did I just wake up
I have to be up in 3 hours
I like to imagine the k-ons as that friend group of normie girls, not the lowly outcasts or the full on ganguro/stacys, just the girls that are nice enough to acknowledge your existence
What is one thing you could do right now that would change your life for the better?
>tfw the late night loneliness and depression kicks in
I forgot to take my meds I think but I'm not 100% sure and my mind is trying its hardest to pull the bad memories of the dream I just had from over the edge
I want her to tell me it will all be okay
it just makes me angry and scared, not contemplative desu
>want to play games all day everyday
>dream job is to review them for a living
>tons of games I want to play
>been at job for year and a half now, want to quit and play games
>quit = no money
>no money = no games
I would actually start reviewing them on youtube but having a job that I hate is preventing me from doing it. At face value there's actually nothing stopping me but just knowing that when my free time is over I'm back to the shithole thing I hate makes me want to just chill and not do anything productive. Hard to explain.
We're here whether you like it or not britslags, eating fish 'n chips and having a g'day pip pip cheerio and all that rubbish.
It probably depends, the first is more likely, the 2nd would be special snowflake induced
I think I get them sometimes, but I always try and pass it off logically like it's the neighbors or their TV, somebody passing by on the street outside etc
Sorry went to sleep but I have to reply to this post now.
>Why not just go spend some time with him and cook him a steak?
Trouble with reading bud? I offered to cook him a steak when eh came home originally, he said no and went back to the pub. I offered him again when he came home, he said no he is cooking himself something. He isn't mad because of fucking steak.
>>hiding in your room because your dads drunk and wants some steak
He doesn't want some steak you absolute mongloid that is why he cooked pork chops
>>crying on the net because your dads pissed and being loud like pissed people are
>what is alcoholism
He is not 'loud like pissed people are' he is literally a fucking mad men when he is drunk. He is an alcoholic. He does not get drunk and turn into a loud jolly old fellow like most people, he gets drunk and turns into a violent and aggressive psychopath who I don't even recognise as my father. When he is sober he is great and I like hanging out with him but when he is drunk he might as well be a completely different person.
Fucking hell, are there people really this sheltered ITT?