the moment you read this you are transported into the blonde

>>26344504
tell him to fuck me harder and her to rub her clam against my face

>>26344504
She looks really similar to my gf. Makes me want to jerk off in the bathroom on fire guard while the Sgt isn't watching

Cut his dick off and choke the other one to death with it

>>26344504
switch to cowgirl position so that bitch can't kiss him while I'm fucking him

be mad that no one is kissing me
am i just a hole to fuck while you make out with your real gf or what?

>>26344504
enjoy a nice dicking and moan like the degenerate slut I am

>you will never get Chad's dick pounding your cervix while all his attention is focused on another whore

>you will never be reduced to another dickpocket for a strong alpha-male

It's just not fair

Take advantage of the situation by using my knowledge of the Super Bowl's outcome and make a massive bet.

>>26344532
>clam

eeeeeewie

>>26345889
I fucking lost it.

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>>26345889
what if you getting fucked in the ass dramatically changes future events?