>accidentally killed my mom

Now who will cook your tendies?

>>26344140
The hospice

at least give us a greentext or else we asume this is bait

remember that anon who accidentally his cousins baby
ayy

>>26344124
>accidentally

At least admit it anon. You did it on purpose.

>>26344187
just look at his face, he's clearly smiling!

>be myself, a fucking idiot
>just bought a handgun for personal defense
>mom isn't home and I'm fucking around with it
>slam a mag in, thought it wasn't loaded
>fucking around, pretending to clear the house of enemies
>mom comes home, when she walks through the door I pretend to shoot her
>I was just going to say it's an airsoft gun
>shoot her in the face
>this happened about 25 minutes ago, I don't think anyone has called the cops yet, it's a decent neighborhood, I'm fucked aren't i??
>"21 year old virgin kills mother in autistic rage"

>>26344306
Timestamp or b8

>>26344306
As silly as most greentext stories are, yours reaches pretty high on the autismometer.

kill yourself anon
seriously you'll be locked up in either jail or the loony bin and humiliated for the rest of your life

>>26344124
good, now kill your dad

>>26344306
I don't believe you for a second. But good beight.

>>26344378
if your story is true op you should seriously kill yourself man
i would do it if i accidentally killed someone

or you can enjoy being somebodys bitch in jail

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>tfw sat on sister's baby and killed it

>>26344335
>>26344336
>>26344404
I'm not OP I just made that to shitpost. My guess is that he showed her the gun and it went off accidentally. Or maybe she accidentally shot herself.

>>26344306

You're an idiot to the highest order

>it's fake see
>Letts demonstrate the safety of a pistol by aiming it at somebodys face and pulling the trigger
Quit giving gun owners a bad rap ya dingus

I once took a deer out with a BB gun. It was right in my backyard, I was 9 years old and I decided to shoot it for fun. The deer was already injured and the shot was what finally killed it.

>>26344446
You fucked up. The baby could have grown up to be a qt from those "my parents aren't home yet Uncle Anon" posts

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>>26344446
>I'm not OP I just made that to shitpost
Well played

>>26344446
I remember your story. How do you live with yourself?

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>>26344446
>fry some breakfast
>mom and sister leave house
>niece in her crib
>suddenly smoke and fire everywhere
>stove still on apparently
>gtfo
>baby still in house
>rip

it wasn't my fault, i-i wasn't in the kitchen last!

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>dad's raping my mother in the next room

>>26345032
>not walking in with running mobile cam

fucking normiescum