when did you realize chestlets arent human?

>>26343646
>tfw can't even hold a pen under my boob
>some bitch on reddit is able to throw hers over her shoulders
life isn't fair

do your boobs hang low do they wobble to and fro
can you tie 'em in a knot can you tie 'em in a bow
can you throw 'em o'er your shoulder like a cotton-pickin' soldier
do your boobs
hang
low

>>26343691
best part is that she complains about it

>>26343713
apparently there's a "bigdickproblems" one too. fuck them for complaining about their gifts

>>26343713
she probably weighs five thousand pounds

>>26343703
that was beautiful, robot

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>>26343722
>mfw browsing smallboobproblems
chestlets wallowing in pity is the best
>>26343737
her band size is 28
stay mad genetically inferior "woman"

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>>26343722
>"bigdickproblems"
I can confirm that bigdickproblems really only started as a joke as a reaction to big breast problems
Where normies took it from there is completely out of anyone's control
Nobody with a big dick actually complains about it
At most, they just say
>tfw the girl I wanted to fuck said my dick was too big, so I had to call up one of the other girls I regularly fuck
or
>tfw my dick touches the toilet water
that's literally it

big tits are gross, A-C for me plz

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I prefer chestlets, but I don't hold anything against cows either.

I think you going to reddit and then posting that shit on r9k is the real problem anyway.

>>26343768
bigdickproblems has been around for 4 years, bigboobproblems started 3 years ago.

It's mostly guys complaining about minor things though, yeah. Unless they're 12 inches or more they have no right to complain about anything.

chestlets with nice butts are best body type

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>Bigboobproblems
>Implying big boobs can actually be a problem

>>26343768
the toilet one really is a horrible feel though

>>26343768
Dick touching the toilet water is the worst. I have to put a hand down and lift my penis to stop it from touching the inside part of the bowl or the water. Still a virgin too

>>26343851
I wonder how much boobs actually hurt a woman's back. Is it all made up to gain sympathy?

>>26343875

>I wonder how much it actually hurts your back to carry around 2-3 pounds of shifting weight on your chest every day

>>26343875
think about it, imagine taping 10lb weights to your chest it's the exact opposite of good form when you lift heavy objects. it puts a lot of pressure on the bottom of the spine

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boobs need to be perky

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>>26343899
>>26343894
>women, and whiteknights, actually think men don't weight more, especially around the shoulders

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>>26343875
I can guarantee you that a guy's beer belly weights more.
Breast reductions and back problems are collective shittests and chestlets nagging actual women to stop being so attractive.

It's made up bullshit like feminism.
Waah waah my sex appeal is so big it sometimes maybe inconveniences me.

>>26343646
>>26343646
Actually having small boobs is so much better because:
>dont sag with age
>can run without them bouncing and looking like a cow
>can go out w/o wearing a bra (yay!)
>size doesnt really matter much to men. guys would still stare. in fact lots of guys prefer small boobs
>can sleep face down
>no back pain
>necklaces look better
>can stuff things inside
>girls with small boobs are almost always thin
>look cute
Girls with big boobs are the ones who are always jealous of girls with small boobs even. Stay mad fat cows

>>26343925

>b-buh my manboobs don't hurt my back!

Give it a few years, kid.

>>26343703
You should write a book anon

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what are you looking at anon

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>>26343946
look at this chestlet desperately trying to convince itself that its human

>>26343894
>>26343899
I'm saying this as a woman with C's. They don't hurt my back at all. I barely notice they're there unless i'm jumping or running. My mom has gigantic (now saggy) tits but I never see her complain either.

Are DD's painful?

>>26343703
bravo
original oc comment

>>26343973
Holy shit she looks so much like a person I know it actually hurt a little.. Source?

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chestlets are inferior.

>>26343946
>can sleep face down
is lack of oxygen while sleeping why your opinions are retarded?

>>26343826
>implying reddit comes up with anything on their own
both of those reddits were created after the initial tumblrs got insane amounts of recognition/popularity

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>>26343844
flat chest is justice
this is an original comment

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robottto pls dont muttto me

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>>26344040
>knowing this much about tumblr and reddit

>>26344011
source source source pls source gtfo to /gif/

>>26344054
It's not my fault cross-site posters decided to set up tumblr base camp in /co/
It's not my fault you're a newfag who knows nothing about other boards

>>26344052
this never ever ever happened

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>>26343691
Self-aware chestlet, may some day ascend to the rank of silicon noble.

>>26343946
Denying chestlet, will forever be a flat peasant, living her whole life in the shadow of a superior woman's bust.

>>26343646
Some 250 nigress that I'm friends with on Facebook from high school shared a buzzfeed article several months ago titled something along the lines of "20 problems only well endowed girls will understand." I imagine most every girl on that sub is like that.

>>26344054
know your enemy, faggot.

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>>26344068
>tumblr base camps in /co/
I go on /co/ A LOT. More than /r9k/ in fact. Literally just avoid the tumblr threads you faggot. And if a thread becomes a tumblr thread, abandon ship.

It's not hard and it is entirely your fault for being interested in tumblr drama.

>>26344121
>Literally just avoid the tumblr threads you faggot
You're a newfag through and through
/co/ is tumblr and has been tumblr since 2013

>>26343703
Sposed to be "continental soldier" not "cotton picking".

>>26344174
>>26344121
Oh and just for the record
The big dick threads were one of the few times /co/ started creating OC instead of just bitching about comics that they didn't even have to read

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>>26343703
Godspeed you space cowboy

Big tits, small tits

As long as she loves anal, it's all good

>prude roasties that won't do anal
>they expect to find a good man
>in 2016

Lol

>>26344029
gonna need the link right now bro

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cowtits go home

need to build wall to keep cowtits out

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>>26345209
i want low test pedocucks to die

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>>26345257
>pedo
>appreciating a woman's natural beauty instead of some kind of genetic disaster created by shitty eating habits and shit parentage

>>26345323
>natural beauty
>complete lack of secondary sex characteristics
i dont think so cuckboy

Liking woman to the degree that they lack female characteristics is just disguised homosexuality.

>>26344705
Belle Knox and Bridgette B

>tfw ex was 32J

Anything less is subhuman

Chestlets can be saved by

>Qt face

Or

>Round qt booty

Or

>Big juicy booty

The qt face is the most important part. Big boobs are great but I think short, qt faced girl with perky boobs and a tight puss has more lasting power than a tit cow. The tit cows boobs are gonna be sagging to their belly button by the time their in their mid 30's.

Also fake girls with silicon tits are absolutely bottom tier. Don't be insecure my chestlet femanons, you can get a Chad easily if you're fit and have a qt face.

>>26345487
thats a cute girl you have there.

can i be?

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>>26343985

>C's
>woman

Chestlets. When will they ever learn?

>>26343946

Don't worry my lil chestlet, I'd date you :)

L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

Guys who like fat women with big tits are always poor, uneducated lower class peons. Small chests are the preference of people with class.

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Be honest, every girl wants to be the sexiest in the room. Easiest way to tell? Who has the biggest tits

>>26343703
most original robot work in 2016

great
job

>>26345812
Neither of those girls are sexy, especially not the deformed one on the left.

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>sister is AA
>I'm B

I won

I was so close to having a perfect body but no!!!!!! I have b cup tits seriously fuck my mother's genetics, I might as well be born a boy

>>26345976
>having bigger breasts than your sister as a man
>I won

>>26346051
I'm Asian I won

Being a tits guy is so plebian.
You don't care if they hang, the size of the areolas, veins, her bmi/ bodyfat or fucking anything as long as theres big fucking cans there.

>>26343852
Just put it on the seat, Jesus.

>>26343713
brah, she has nasty saggy tits

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This is super original post content.

>>26344029
thick! Thick! THICK! T H I C K!

THICK!

THICK!

THICK!

>>26343899
>it puts a lot of pressure on the bottom of the spine
No it doesn't you stupid roastie.


It puts a minor ROTATIONAL force, which is trivially countered if you're core weren't so weak from being a lazy layabout fatty

>>26346239
I understand the flatchest appreciation. It's valuing youthfulness in fertility versus fat to sustain baby development. Both have some importance.

We need to stop hating each other and realize we're more alike than different.

>>26343703
That song is trash but i love it

>>26346239
anon, those boobs are all the same size

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>>26345608
>short
>lasting power
short women age like milk out on a summer day

>prefer DFC
>don't have nothing against cowtits as long as they're not hanging below navel
Being an assman is truly the best.

I like all sizes as long as the nips/shape aren't disgusting and deformed.

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>>26347951
MY ROBOTIC NIGGA

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>>26344052
>things that didn't happen

>>26345209
>big tits are easy to find
no they're not, and that's why we love them.
they're so perfect that they hardly exist.

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>>26348090
I'm not sure if she just forgot to photoshop her arms or she wears a corset
>>26347951
>>26348038
asses ftw

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>>26348133
>I'm not sure if she just forgot to photoshop her arms or she wears a corset
i won't hold this comment against you, vile as it may be, for i too appreciate asses.

>>26346267
Yeah this. The issue is primarily shit posture and exercise habits coupled with a slight aggravation of said pre existing posture problem by the large breasts.

anecdotally all the women i've known to get breast reductions have had utterly sedentary lifestyles and spent the majority of each day hunched over on their ass.

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>84 posts
>28 images

Post titcows. NOW.

>>26344029
i forgot brigette b exists, is she still on the black dick or has she done any white dick movies recently

>>26346759
You're right, they are all Delicious