>mfw browsing smallboobproblems
chestlets wallowing in pity is the best
her band size is 28
stay mad genetically inferior "woman"
I can confirm that bigdickproblems really only started as a joke as a reaction to big breast problems
Where normies took it from there is completely out of anyone's control
Nobody with a big dick actually complains about it
At most, they just say
>tfw the girl I wanted to fuck said my dick was too big, so I had to call up one of the other girls I regularly fuck
>tfw my dick touches the toilet water
that's literally it
I prefer chestlets, but I don't hold anything against cows either.
I think you going to reddit and then posting that shit on r9k is the real problem anyway.
bigdickproblems has been around for 4 years, bigboobproblems started 3 years ago.
It's mostly guys complaining about minor things though, yeah. Unless they're 12 inches or more they have no right to complain about anything.
>Implying big boobs can actually be a problem
>women, and whiteknights, actually think men don't weight more, especially around the shoulders
I can guarantee you that a guy's beer belly weights more.
Breast reductions and back problems are collective shittests and chestlets nagging actual women to stop being so attractive.
It's made up bullshit like feminism.
Waah waah my sex appeal is so big it sometimes maybe inconveniences me.
Actually having small boobs is so much better because:
>dont sag with age
>can run without them bouncing and looking like a cow
>can go out w/o wearing a bra (yay!)
>size doesnt really matter much to men. guys would still stare. in fact lots of guys prefer small boobs
>can sleep face down
>no back pain
>necklaces look better
>can stuff things inside
>girls with small boobs are almost always thin
Girls with big boobs are the ones who are always jealous of girls with small boobs even. Stay mad fat cows
look at this chestlet desperately trying to convince itself that its human
I'm saying this as a woman with C's. They don't hurt my back at all. I barely notice they're there unless i'm jumping or running. My mom has gigantic (now saggy) tits but I never see her complain either.
Are DD's painful?
flat chest is justice
this is an original comment
>knowing this much about tumblr and reddit
Self-aware chestlet, may some day ascend to the rank of silicon noble.
Denying chestlet, will forever be a flat peasant, living her whole life in the shadow of a superior woman's bust.
Some 250 nigress that I'm friends with on Facebook from high school shared a buzzfeed article several months ago titled something along the lines of "20 problems only well endowed girls will understand." I imagine most every girl on that sub is like that.
>tumblr base camps in /co/
I go on /co/ A LOT. More than /r9k/ in fact. Literally just avoid the tumblr threads you faggot. And if a thread becomes a tumblr thread, abandon ship.
It's not hard and it is entirely your fault for being interested in tumblr drama.
Oh and just for the record
The big dick threads were one of the few times /co/ started creating OC instead of just bitching about comics that they didn't even have to read
cowtits go home
need to build wall to keep cowtits out
>appreciating a woman's natural beauty instead of some kind of genetic disaster created by shitty eating habits and shit parentage
Chestlets can be saved by
>Round qt booty
>Big juicy booty
The qt face is the most important part. Big boobs are great but I think short, qt faced girl with perky boobs and a tight puss has more lasting power than a tit cow. The tit cows boobs are gonna be sagging to their belly button by the time their in their mid 30's.
Also fake girls with silicon tits are absolutely bottom tier. Don't be insecure my chestlet femanons, you can get a Chad easily if you're fit and have a qt face.
Chestlets. When will they ever learn?
Be honest, every girl wants to be the sexiest in the room. Easiest way to tell? Who has the biggest tits
>it puts a lot of pressure on the bottom of the spine
No it doesn't you stupid roastie.
It puts a minor ROTATIONAL force, which is trivially countered if you're core weren't so weak from being a lazy layabout fatty
I understand the flatchest appreciation. It's valuing youthfulness in fertility versus fat to sustain baby development. Both have some importance.
We need to stop hating each other and realize we're more alike than different.
short women age like milk out on a summer day
>things that didn't happen
>big tits are easy to find
no they're not, and that's why we love them.
they're so perfect that they hardly exist.
I'm not sure if she just forgot to photoshop her arms or she wears a corset
>I'm not sure if she just forgot to photoshop her arms or she wears a corset
i won't hold this comment against you, vile as it may be, for i too appreciate asses.
Yeah this. The issue is primarily shit posture and exercise habits coupled with a slight aggravation of said pre existing posture problem by the large breasts.
anecdotally all the women i've known to get breast reductions have had utterly sedentary lifestyles and spent the majority of each day hunched over on their ass.