Why do I smell like vomit all the time? I'm constantly secreting grease and I'm pretty sure the grease is contributing to the awful puke smell but idk how to fix it
Literally kill yourself.
Every now and then some smelly fat fuck like you sits next to me on the bus, and opens his crusty 3ds to play some shin weebami.
If you shower and you still smell that is life's way of telling its not working out.
Maybe you need to use a more natural soap when cleaning? I feel like I don't smell quite as bad since using Dr. Bronner's castile soap for bathing. I only mix about 2-3 tbsps into a 16 oz bottle of water and bathe every day. It lasts me a long time.
Don't understand the whole vomit thing though.
Eat better food.
I also don't use showering gel or shampoo everyday. Having a hot thorough shower and a cold one after that will get you plenty clean, you won't sweat after getting out of shower and your skin doesn't get as irritated/produces less oil.
I can go 3 days without showering before my hair becomes greasy easily because I stopped using shampoo more than twice a week.