>work really hard to get into football to seem more like a normie and chad
>go to a super bowl party
>talk stats and facts about players
>normies aren't interested
>this hillary clinton blaziken looking bitch comes out to sing the national anthem
>the one fag starts screaming "LADY GAGA YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" over and over and the stupid girls join him
>watch rest of game but it's too boring because they played too defensively
>rest of normies and fags talking about how much they loved the super bowl because of lady gaga and beyonce
Duh. The superbowl is the worst game of the year in terms of actual football. Its just a fucking normie fest with all the stupid blaziken reptilian normie celebrities and retarded commercials that are "funny".
They arent funny. They are fucking jew schemes to get money.
>not waking up exactly right after the half time show was over, skipping half of the boring game and skipping the worst part, halftime
>>talk stats and facts about players
>>normies aren't interested
They aren't interested and you never fucking learn. No one likes a walking Wikipedia. People like this are usually annoying and always talk all the time and spew out totally unnecessary information that is totally irrelevant to the topic at hand.
Lighten up bitch boy. You're the one struggling to make a connection. You chose to hang around a group with an already established flow so you have no right to complain that they were the ones killing your buzz.
>hillary clinton blaziken
Kek now I can't unsee this