What's the most meme-tastic way to an hero? How could I immortalize myself as an r9k meme lord. I can't go for the high score because no guns allowed in Australia.
Glue your hands to your head then hang yourself with razor where of the side of a bridge so when they find your body it looks like you ripped your own head off.
go on a cock-slapping rampage. i'm not even kidding, strip off your pants and make it your goal to slap as many men, women, and children as it takes to win. and to win absolutely.
When I was in the army we got drunk and bored and tried to come up with ways to an hero that would make you famous
>Buy lots of Mormon literature, put it all over your apartment
>Go to local Mormon church a lot, talk about converting
>Get the biggest truck you can buy, rent, or steal, packi it full of propane tanks, kerosene, gasoline, etc. and rig a cheap bomb to it to get it started
>print out thousands of leaflets that say "Joseph Smith Hates Muslims"and hang them in bags all around the truck
>Use sharpies to write "Joseph Smith Hates Muslims" all over your body - spray paint the same all over the truck
>Get the truck up to its maximum speed so that the leaflets spray everywhere as you slam into a mosque at full speed, setting off the detonator at the last possible second
>No matter what you die AND you get famous AND you might start a new war
>Get 2 reliable pistols and load up a bunch of magazines
>Get a Santa suit
>Write a rambling diatribe about commercialization, capitalism, and how much you love some obscure Leftist chick
>On Black Friday hydrate, take a few viagra, head to the mall
>When you get there whip out your dick and start fapping. At the same time start randomly shooting people all while yelling "HO, HO, HO!!" until the cops get you
don't think I could do that, too much of a bitch. Will consider live streaming it though.
On an added note should I upload my gondola folder somewhere?
>Build a high-powered explosive bomb collar, a padlock with two keys, and one of those cellular remote devices
>Plants the remote control and one of the keys at the apartment of someone you really fucking hate
>scratch a message on your car about how the person you hate locked a bomb on you and ordered you to commit crimes for him or he's kill you with the remote control. he also put a timer on it so even if someone jammed the signal or you turned off the remote you'd still die
>Burn down where you live to hide any evidence
>Put on the bomb collar, lock it with the padlock, throw the key in the sewer
>Set the actual countdown timer
>When you have 20 minutes left go into a bank, begging them to call the cops. Tell them
>"[the guy I hate] put a bomb on me! he is trying to make me rob banks for him! Save me, please. [The guy] did this! He's making me!
>The cops won't have enough time to do shit
>You die painlessly, some fucker you hate might go to prison, at least has his life ruined
Not sure what the thread what originally about but please do this.
If you're somehow able to afford it, go to a state's capital city, preferably Sydney, find a relatively tall building, get a fuckton helium balloons, tie them to a noose and just fucking float your dying body off somewhere where people will see. Bonus points if you manage to break gravity's hold and do some sort of atmospheric freefall, maybe ruin some normie's day as you string-tied splatters in front of them. Either way just do something so retarded it'll clog up 7 News and /r/australia.