>wake up one afternoon >you become the cute virgin girl

>>26338816
Probably play with myself the entire afternoon.
Fuckton more ways for them to wank.

>>26338816
>find robot bf
>remain loyal to him so long as he can provide me with food, bed, and vidya.

>>26338816
>make another NEETs dream come true.

I try to do it every day, slurping into the mic and teasing over chat

It would suck because everybody would know about the weird biological miracle and there'd be a massive shitstorm
there'd be paparazzi everywhere

>>26339068
Not unless
Ya know
Nobody knew you existed in the first place? Except mum.

I would do nothing dirty.

I would just be glad I am cute and sit in my room in my kitty-cat jammies.

I just want to be cute.

if i'm somewhat decent looking i'd start streaming on twitch for easy money

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I don't want to be a girl.
I have a happy life.
picture related

Do that tumblr camwhore shit where I make people pay for x amount of snapchat photos/videos.

>make money
>do nothing
>maybe find a cute gf for hot lesbo sex

dance with leeks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=POvmZvNxtIU&amp=&feature=youtu.be

>>26339103
Oh, and I don't know why op specified waking up in the afternoon, I hate waking up past 10am.

Suck my first dick without having to finish with saying 'no homo'.

>>26338816
I'd be weirded out and probably go full schizo as I devote myself to decoding the world after such an unexpected and supposedly impossible thing happened

Also yeah I would probably try to find a likeminded NEET bf

>>26339097
do you really think people wouldn't find out something so huge?

I would assume I still have the same fuck autistic personality, so I would still be a wageslave and spend my spare time drinking alone in my room. I also wouldn't be that attractive because my hygiene is bad.

Probably camwhore for money. Beyond that, get some cute clothes and go out to do things, and enjoy the attention. It would be nice to not be looked at with disgust for once.

>>26339103
Now that I think about it, I might enjoy having a boy to live with. I'd like him to bathe/groom me and we could play together because I really am just an eternal child.

I expect I would just be flirty online and maybe use it for free games. I already have a nice setup for myself. Gym down the street I'm a member at, working from home on my computer, shit like that. Being a cute girl would just be a bonus.

>>26338816
Definitely become a pornstar and do the most degrading shit.

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hotaru a whore

look for a qt lesbian weeb gf

Provided it happens with the whole world finding it normal or something, and keeping my own personality (what I desire would be a cute girl with my personality but a lot more assertive, initiative taking):
>find a new part-time job
Current one requires fairly heavy physical strength
>enjoy the huge amount of attention and sense of desirability I'd suddenly be showered with
>probably go for a lot more masturbation as it supposedly feels way more intense for women
>enjoy the fact I could be passive and still have tonnes of people trying to get to know me
>maybe go for a lesbian gf, definitely not a bf as I don't want dicks inside me

Other than needing a new job, getting tonnes of attention whenever I want, at least having the option to get flings/casual sex as well as dates whenever I'd desire (which I likely wouldn't), and having to make sure to either find someone willing to cycle home with me to avoid harassment going home after parties at night (without expecting anything in return except my gratitude), or buy a car and finally get my driving license - though that would mean no alcohol ever when going out; life would practically be the same for me.
To be honest I'd rather stay male; pros outweigh the cons by a tad bit.