Anon, do you know what this is? I know you've never seen one irl

>>26338681
A bag of sand?

I've seen many bags filled with sand but this one seems different.

>>26338681
D-do I need to take you to a hospital?

>>26338681
That's clearly a bicycle you dumb whore

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>>26338907
i actually laughed
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>I know you've never seen one eye-are-el

What the fuck?

>>26339410
That's what Bizzaro calls himself as his legal name.

>>26339410

are you baiting??

it means in real life, you've only seen one in pictures.

>>26339435
>what is referencing real life

>>26339392
What is with that btw?

Like why is /r9k/ such a stickler for creativity?

fuck you this pic reminded me i need to fap

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>>26339506

>what is speaking clearly

Cool story bich boy . 9202774190. Call me. Your barking up the wrong tree cupcake.

>>26338681
"ive seen a cunt, im lookin at you aint i"

>>26339568
That is the robot9000 new senpai
He decides whether or not you are original enough to post here

>>26339568


It's the robot, how long have you been here?? not insulting you just asking.

It's a method put in place but the hiroshima he brought back the robot so people could come up with something more imaginative than c_u_ck and to stop the cancer.

but it didn't do any of those things, instead we have to work around these new "rules"

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i can't into english today

gonna go invent a clock boys brb

fucking suicide

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I just want to lick a pussy at least once before I die. It can be a dirty, unshaved, roastie pussy, full of aids, I just want to lick it for 5 minutes. Am I asking for too much?

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>>26339665
Fucking
Decimated.

>>26339909
It is nothing special, but since you have never experienced it I can see why you want to try it so bad. It is all worthless just like life itself.

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>>26338681
>"Is it that magical bloody Venus fly trap that guarantees free alimony and child support?"

>>26340133
thought I was the only one who said that

Th-that is the most beautiful pussy I've ever seen

her name, pls? I'm diamonds

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>>26339909

Come to Germany, pay 25 Euro and you can lick a pussy on a girl at least as hot as the OP picture.

Or go to the FKK and lick a pussy hotter, for more money of course. (75 euro entry, 50 for the fuck/licking)

Or stop being a pussy and get a woman.

Did she hurt herself on the bike :3

>>26338681
it's the only reason I'm near you

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>>26340831
Melena or some crap

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>>26340858
Who would pay to do that?

>>26338681
OH MY GOD WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PENIS DID YOU INSERT A GRENADE INTO YOUR URETHRA OR WHAT THE FUCK DUDE