Everyone has sex except you. EVERYONE.

I've now reached the point where the thought of sex disgusts me.

Fuck off. I just had sex about 20 minutes ago. Just because you funny very any doesn't mean no one does.

FUCK YOU EVERYONE YOU THINK YOURE BETTER THAN ME???

and somebody out there is probably perfect for me but I'll never meet her

Children that die from cancer and stuff don't have sex.

CHECKMATE

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Everyone else has had more sex than me!

>>26338532
>taking off a bra with two hands

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>>26338678
Getting past three hooks can be legitimately difficult bruh.

OP is right, I'm having sex right now and you aren't

>>26338532
Everyone had sex exept you. FTFY

>>26338670
Does anyone know that feeling?

op is that supposed to be a bad thing?

i dont need sex to survive senpai

Cool story bitch. 9202774190. Call me. Your barking up the wrong tree cupcake.

>>26338670
Thats a cool bunny, did you draw it?

I had no sex though, obviously

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>>26338706
>Getting past three hooks
I suppose you think titties feel like bags of sand too

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I still find it hard to believe sex is actually a thing that people do rather than just a concept in movies like teleportation or necromancy.

>>26341395
>like teleportation or necromancy
my sides

Even your parents senpai

>>26338670
tism are fucking shit

but that video clip is even worse

>>26338532
>About 10% of all men and 8% of all women who reach at least 25 years of age die virgins
>Since this covers all people aged 15+, in the age range of 20-30 the numbers of virgins are higher than most westerners believe; for example, it is estimated that 60% of college freshmen are virgins when they arrive at university and 35% of university students remain virgins when they graduate
>The number of people who are remaining virgins until they marry has been increasing for about 25 years, most sharply since about 2005
So if you are 25 about 1 in 4 people your age are still virgins.
So relax
>Sources: the CDC, the GSS, Dr. Bogle's research; demographic survey for Birkbeck University; the Ohio State Sex Survey

>>26338556

Pretty much this, it's so fucking nasty and dirty, I don't want to be that close to someone

>>26341395
True, although I feel edgy as hell to admit it

>>26338532
Inevitably there will be someone desperate enough to settle for me, sex isn't hard to get.
Someone you want to have sex with on the other hand is, especially when you have a very particular set of tastes.

>>26341395
Where's the screenshot from? Google isn't giving me anything.

That's okay, there are many things I wasn't meant to do. Sex was never interesting to me, romance was

>>26338556
Me too but for me its on moral grounds. Since sex creates people who in turn necessarily suffer its actually a really insidious act.

>what are Tibetan monks
>what are monks in general
>who is Isaac Newton
>who is Nicola Tesla
etc etc

I knew you faggots were having sex behind my back. Fuck all of you. I'm the only true robot.

>>26341714
Pretty sure the monks fuck each other.

>>26338556
>>26341637
>>26341713
this.

I've reached a point beyond loneliness. beyond depression. beyond dreams of a normal life. I find human bodies full of infections and diseases. nothing I want to get in contact with.

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>>26341395
That is exactly how I see it too. The idea of sex being part of the real world I live in seems foreign to me. I feel like it's either a fairytale or something really rare and precious, something only kings and statesmen get to experience.

To be honest even if I know couples personally, I subconsciously always assume they never have sex apart from the actual night in which they create their first child. When I see condoms hanging in a store, I see them as a sort of joke article, like Halloween masks.

>>26338532
Thanks to the internet i've seen more tits than all of them combined.

>>26341967
you have seen none

>>26341615
/thread

Whatfuckrobotiwastryingtolookcoolinfrontofmyinternetfriends

>>26338532
Not true there is a sizable group of people that dont have sex, either by choice, impotence, physical issues or involuntary celibicy

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>>26338532
Stop reminding me pham, pls

>>26339595
It's from a really old flash animation http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny

>tfw 12 years has passed since that flash and I still haven't had sex.

I can't imagine sex happening in real life between two individuals. Does a girl come up to a guy and say "hey I want to suck your dick"? What the fuck happens?
I am depressed, not because I didn't have sex, but because the thought of it is so fucking foreign to me, it's almost like imagining non-existence. Almost.

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There are just as much women as men. Just talk to one and have sex with her.

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>>26342937
PS: If you really like one of the chicks you fuck, don't forget to make her your gf

>>26342937
Every time I see that webm I expect him to pull out a literal cock out of his pants and get extremely disappointed when he doesn't do that.

I don't don't it weird that some people have sex. I do find it weird that some people get to or got to have sex with the absolute hottest and most perfect female specimens. It's strange to me that these girls actually exist and have sex with real people.

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>>26342995

Bullshit. Chosing your GF just because she's a good fuck only reveals your insecureness, and confirms your sec deprivement, not only to ppl around, but more important to you.

Fuck one, keep hanging around, if she's not cray cray, and isn't just a money sucking bitch, then you can evaluate the perspective of making her your gf.

Don't make your life worse than it's already is. First fucks can have a devastating effects on men's ability to see if a grill is a stupid bitch or not.

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>>26338556
>>26341713
>>26341637
>>26341770
>coping mechanism

>>26338532
And you, and you, and you too

>>26338532
E-even the children?
That's fucking sick dude.

>>26338532
at least in my country, yes
I want to feel ok but my parents probably feel disgust knowing their only male son is a kv

>>26343162
yeah, definitively better to wallow in self pity and REEEEEE at everyone who ever had sex

women like sex?? could've fooled me. everytime i turn around they're damning one night stands and trying to hide the fact that they like penis.

>>26343186
haha even children are more normie than you

>>26338532
why i still here.
because that (you) multiplieS!!!!!
so i dont feel alone :3
even with the normie plagues....
ive reached the point where i dont even care about sex
or girlfriend
i just wanna study , end my nursery carreer , work, and have money :3

>>26343245
Or you can improve yourself and not just use excuses to not try.

>>26343323
there is no excuse, I'm a lazy entitled and spoiled cunt and I'm sure of it

>>26343138
>Chosing your GF just because she's a good fuck
That's your words, I never said that

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Fucking lol even I've had real sex before

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>>26343162
I was being honest bro. Sure, I still long for a harmonious, caring relationship. But when I look at reality around me, I'm reminded how opportunistic, shallow and brutal humans are and that pretty much nobody lives in such a relationship. Then you take into consideration the many viruses and other diseases sexually active humans carry around in their lymph nodes for their lifetime and you slowly get turned off by it all.

Honestly, I would like to have a normie life and yes, it hurts to be alone. But my expectations rather rise than lower themselves over time, because rationality is a strong argument and sex is the least of my wishes at this point.

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>>26338532
>Tfw just today, found out that my fat, autistic, ugly friend has been banging a girl we know, for roughly the past 6 months
>I'm 6'2", 158lbs, average looking, and still KV
I just don't get it, does this mean I'm pathetic? since everyone but me is having sex, or does it mean that there's hope, since it seems like literally anyone can get pussy? felling conflicted desu

>>26342995
I always resented how that skinny manlet got to fuck chloe

just had sex with my qt wife i laugh at you virgin NEETs

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>>26344686
Life just ain't fair, bruh...

It's some real shit

>>26344158
is she ugly at least?

>>26344841
na, she's about a 7/10 pretty cute

>>26341615
Americans are so weird and uptight and prudish...

>>26338532
I fuck my gf on the regular, OP is a cuckposter

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>get drunk at some normie shindig i've ended up at
>have sex
>FINALLY

>wake up the next day
>it's all still here
guys ....

>>26346248
same here

It all means nothing

>>26346248
Yup, Iktf. Sex doesnt equal happiness, and everybody who thinks having sex or even a GF will make them happy, will be deeply disappointed