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>smear peanut butter around penis while masturbating
>feels fucking amazing
>mom asks where 64 oz tub of peanut butter has gone
>continue using my peanut butter stash
>mom fucking barges in my room
>"anon i was doing laundry and all your boxers smell like peanut butter"
>"uhh i ate a lot of peanut butter and my farts probably..."
>she glares at me like im some piece of crap
>"...err i mean maybe i sat in something"
>the fucking peanut butter was sitting open on the dresser next to my bed
she really needs to learn to knock before she comes down here with her accusing tones and questions anyway...getting sick of this shit its just peanut butter ffs its not like i stole her dildo she keeps in her bottom dresser how would she like it if i barged in there and started asking "WHERES YOUR DILDO GONE OH MY GOD WE'RE OUT OF DILDOS."
sick of this shit