>The Current Year >Not being part of the Jalisco /mast

>>26337005
I'm sorry, I don't speak taco...

I'm from Nayarit. Close enough?

I have a friend from jalisco
My family is from mexico city, so I have no intention of ever visiting.

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>>26337038
In'shallah
Purge the infidels!

It's never enough
Where am I from?
Since when I need so many things?
Don't you want to buy all this things to be closer to her?
It's money she adores

>>26337005
>not "mi corazon"

do you even bean

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>>26337055
Bahia de Banderas?

>>26337086
Tepic my friend

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>>26337081
tfw las mexicanas only want chad from su pueblo or only want you for your green card
>se siente re gacho desu

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>>26337076
What's her name?
What's the story?
>Greentext?

BUILD WALL PUTOS

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>>26337230

IOWA
O
W
A

ZERO PERCENT OF LATINO VOTE

Get FUCKED, Gaijin.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W-5OP9D2aM

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>>26337169
OK here it goes...
>be year 2016 - 4
>start going to college, with self funds and scholarship
>fell in love with pic related
>ask her to be my girlfriend
>everything is bipolar,
>sometimes she sends me nudes and we fuck like bunnies
> or its complete wreck
> fast forward 2016 - 1
>start using tumblr to follow and like camwhores because I like girls that need attention and have a nice body
> gf somehow finds out, she gets super loca
>almost every date or something we do together I pay
> She never trusts me again
> asks for my Facebook account and I just let her browse using my phone, so no password given
> on November I went to a Muse concert on Mexico City with a cute lady but as friends
> girlfriend finds out, goes full loca
> I just don't want to be around her anymore
> I think I've been used for free food and as a sex outlet when she feels frustrated
> end relationship last November
> haven't heard from her
> maybe I was just a wallet and a dick to her
> start dating the concert girl
> she's so innocent and she doesn't wants to have sex, but I really don't care I feel better just being appreciated
> sometimes I miss being with my old gf of almost 3 years
> I feel confused and somehow I know I did something wrong but
> I don't feel used nor a bank account

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>>26337373
> I don't feel used nor a bank account
This is a good feel
Keep it up senpai-bromano

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>>26337510
Thanks we're all going to make it
Arriba Arriba

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Who else here /GOATnelo/?

>>26337373
>Muse
So you like cock in your boypussy too

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>>26338997
Redhead putting Jalisco on the map.
Can it possibly get anymore based?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LehQX1bbGQk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aq5pbtZ6XXE

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>>26337373
What do mexicanas think of chicanos who:
>speak fluent castellano (not spanglish ni que la chingada)
>hide their power-level
>no job yet but studying STEM right now at elite-tier uni in gabacho-landia
>are skeletor manlets
???

There's this chica from my mom's hometown.
Legit 8/10 or even 9/10 and /fit/.
I feel that she likes me.
But then again,
>she has no green card
>she's mentioned wanting to move to El Norte
>I'm only one inch taller
Not sure if she really wants me or she just notices my beta level and is manipulating me so I can get her a green card to come over to El Norte. Then drop me like burnt tortillas to go fuck Chad.

obligatory JUST

>>26339461
oh and I'm completely invisible to pretty much every grill in 'murica.
So if this doesn't work out,
>gg git rekt skrub
>no more 3dpd
>devoting myself completely to my 2d waifu

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>>26339516
anybody here /exclusively2d/?
is it comfy?

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>>26339461
>>26339516
>>26339553
^bumping for reply to this

Any /hispachan/ anons in here?
Let's get comfy desu
Ohaiyo!

JUST origubality

No sean mamones caray

>>26339461
Hi. Sorry bruh my experience is that she'll want to use you a a legal bridge
However you still can use the opportunity to get some Loco sex, just use protection because almost everyone is a slut
>>26339058
Aqui esta tu you pendejo

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>>26342786
Understood. Loco sex sounds comfy. Will try and if it doesn't work out then my backups are:
>learn to decipher Moon Runes
>save up dinero
>travel to Moon Rune Island in a few years to meet a cutie pie Moon girl like my 3d oneitis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDxEDj7YD1k

or

>stick to 2d lolis like pic related
no lewd gonorhea pls
lolis are for protecting