Ugly to average people cry here

>>26336198
>here is a round about way of saying im a grill
>teehee dont hit on me silly boys

Threads involving fishing are better suited to /out/, OP.

>you will never grab eevee by its sides and force it to bounce on your dick

True suffering.

Fuck up beyotch

Being an ugly or average girl still means you get tons of male attention

try being an ugly man

>>26336227
yes we get it you hate women, this song has been played to death. BORINGGG

>tfw no gf because I'm not a 9/10 Chad

>>26336227
Maybe it's a dude who wants to be a grill.

>>26336340
>yes we get it you're a woman posting on 4chan, this song has been played to death

>>26336330
kek no you don't. being an ugly girl is hell. ugly guys can still raise themselves a few points by being smart or wealthy but that doesn't mean shit for girls. god forbid if you're non white as well. if you're a girl and born with less than a 6/10 face you might as well become a nun

>>26336340
nobody gives a fuck if we're not entertaining your roastie, scumhole.

Post face with time stamp, or your just a fucking neckbeard.

>>26336380

this has been done a billion times

someone is gonna ask you to date them and then you're gonna reject him when you see a picture of him

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>Alright, I'll post an /ugly/ thread
>But I'll subtly hint that I have a cunt
>Tee hee

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>>26336198
Its ok im sure youre still a qt

>>26336422
>implying ugly threads aren't always full of complaining Chads anyway

>>26336449
they aren't? are you retarded? most people who post in these threads are average to below

>>26336449
>complaining Chads
>complaining

More like fishing for compliments, but I've never browsed any such thread.

>>26336459
like this attentionwhore? Yeah, he's definitely not lying

>>26336198
I'm a tranny and I cant wait to ride your crush's fat cock you failure.

>>26336490
lying about what? he's probably an actual virgin whereas you're not

>>26336490

Not him, but a single sample does not rebut his assertion that "most" of the sample size is contrary to what your singular sample is supposed to exemplify.

Only true uggos are the fats. I'm fat but look very average because I can dress semi decent.

>>26336449
Chad here and I'm not bitching

>>26336490

you appear to have deleted your picture m8, but don't worry, i got you :^)

>>26336414
well i'm not an ugly girl myself, this is just from what i've seen. guys can get girls 2 - 3 points above them if they're successful but you'll almost never see a girl with boyfriend who's more attractive than they are

>>26336556
I didn't delete it actually, a janitor did

>>26336518
you can look up any ugly thread or face thread on r9k ever

they're always full of attractive guys fishing compliments

>>26336595
>I didn't delete it actually, a janitor did

mods are fags

>>26336570
This is sort of true. Mark Mason book Models goes into more detail about the ideas of success and every man should read.

>>26336570
>you'll almost never see a girl with boyfriend who's more attractive than they are

I see attractive guys with gross women absolutely everywhere. I see fat 300 lb girls with Chads.

>>26336628
I'm pretty sure they're just fucking them because they hit a slump

>>26336570
The girl I'm dating is 2-3 points below me. So now you've seen one

>>26336659
Not yet we haven't. Bot wouldn't let another not hanging would he?

>>26336227
I don't want to be hit on, I want to feel pretty. It's an ego thing

>>26336330
Just because someone's life somewhere in the world is worse than yours doesn't mean you're not allowed to complain about things that are wrong in yours. You're one of those people that mention hungry African children at the dinner table.

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>>26336713
No, he wouldn't, but I'm a normie, so I can't. Sorry, bud.

She is kind of similar to this (I literally just googled "average girl" haha)

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>Tfw you'll never be in a waifu thread
>Tfw the guys you like (Not even talking about Chads) don't want to even dm you
>Tfw he likes someone else
>Tfw They're not even that pretty

>>26336799
that girl is a solid 6/10 to me. i can't believe that guy who's 8-9/10 would be hanging out on /r9k/. you're either overestimating your attractiveness or underestimating hers

>>26336869
>>26336799
the girl posted is a 6.5 to me she's pretty

>>26336850
>(Not even talking about Chads)

yes you are, don't lie

>>26336885
Your definition of chad (R9k's) is someone 6'0+ and at least a 8/10. He's neither of those things. He's just popular (Can't think of a better word)

>>26336799
>Leaving a fellow bot hanging
>Turns out he's the KEK normie model
JUST wake me up. Come on familia

>>26336794
>Just because someone's life somewhere in the world is worse than yours doesn't mean you're not allowed to complain about things that are wrong in yours.

sure bitch
somewhere else

go bitch about your nothing problems somewhere else

>>26336949
This thread is open for everyone to bitch in, you're bitching about people bitching.

>>26336869
>>26336876
To be fair, I said "kind of similar". My gf has the same bone structure but she's a 5 to bare minimum 6.

>>26336918
Who's the KEK normie model?

>>26336970
what would be the guy equivalent of a 5-6?

>>26336970
could you post of a picture of a guy you think is similar in attractiveness to you?

>>26336982
Someone with cleanish skin. Looks healthy. Dresses in non offensive or loud clothing. That's really it.

>>26336917
He doesn't look like a male model but he's still handsome and popular and successful and fucks lots of girls?

Try being ugly and black OP. Then you get no attention whatsoever.

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>>26336997
blorks

>>26337034
I would use the word cute, not handsome. I believe he gets the pussy.

>>26337024
someone should post a 6 male for reference

>>26336570
i'm dating a guy i think is a 1 - 2 points above me. i mean we're objectively pretty similar in attractiveness but i'm a complete autist (he's my first bf) whereas he's very sociable and has fucked a lot of girls. the only thing keeping him from being a chad is that he's not that tall (5'8").

it honestly makes me really insecure. sometimes i wish i was dating a guy more at my level

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>tfw jaw envy
>even that faggot moot gets to have a sexy jaw

>>26337070
I'm on the ugly side of average so I don't feel comfortable posting pics of me but believe there's definetly average look

>>26336490
>>26336556

why did the janitor delete these images

the janitor is a faggot for this, by the way.

>>26336982
No outstandingly attractive features, not hideous, but you'd probably not looking him up and down or give him a second glance.

>>26336997
I've been told I look kind of like Robb Stark, but I think I'm a bit better looking than him

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>>26337070
i googled "average male" and this came up. i'd say he's a pretty solid 6/10. he has decent features and nice skin but isn't particularly masculine

>>26337132
They did it for only my picture in a thread a couple days ago. Idk why he only picks certain people

>>26337149
wow this guy looks identical to me but if he were a woman. I guess I'm a 6 then. Fuck.

>>26337149
My eyes are a bit slanted and have a chubbier face but that's me without a beard.... And I'm Mexican:c

>>26337160
Same here

I posted face and so did somebody who was claiming to be a fat neckbeard, and my photo got deleted but the other didn't

>>26336198
Post feet qt.
definitely not original

>>26337149
im ugly as fuck, kek

>>26337190
My feet are huge and disgusting still wanna see?

>>26337167
Then you don't have an excuse for not getting laid, man. Go out and do it.

>>26337166
I don't think that's how it would work haha, but I'm sure you're fine.

>>26337177
Are you attractive enough to make a NEET janitor jealous, because that's the only link

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>>26337160
>>26337177

I hope faggot janitor realizes there's an /r9k/ archive, and that the ones posting this photo never claimed to be the one in the photo. This is just as posting a photo of any other human.

http://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26336198/#26336490

>>26337202
Yeah but despite how someone feels about their looks, it really hurts the ego when you feel rejected, especially when you didn't even aim for a chad.

>>26337166
that's not really how it works. the reason he's only a 6 is because his features lack masculinity. a girl lacking masculinity would be a good thing

>>26337202
Is autism an excuse? Everyone tells that I'm not ugly and there confused why I don't have a girl. I feel like there just laughing at me.

>>26337166
Me my online Valentine?<3

>>26337232
autism is definitely an excuse anon

source: been told i'm pretty all my life but couldn't get my first boyfriend until i was 23

>>26337201
Sure, they can't be worse than my moms. Besides, I prefer big feet.

>>26337227
Everyone gets their confidence hurt sometimes. It's just something you've got to learn. I've had some really attractive girls be interested while a less cute girl has no interest

>>26337232
It's only an excuse for so long, anon. I used to be in the same boat, but I eventually learned how to keep my sperging to a minimum

>>26337252
How have you manage so far?

>>26337279
It makes me think what about me is the flaw that made them think to themselves "No"
What are red flags for women aside from meme ones like bright hair or piercings?

>>26336198
Yep. Checking in :(

>>26337149
Makes me look 1/10... not that I'm above a 3 (I'm sure I'm not)

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>>26336330

>lesbian
>lots of attention from men
>only able to fuck fat 4/10s due to being such an autist
>mfw

>>26337279
Don't get me wrong. I can play the normie card REALLY well. Hell I'm even a fun drunk with normies and smoke pot with chads but thats all it is. An act

>>26337285
being introverted helped. also i come from a conservative east asian family so a lot of people assumed my lack of boyfriend was a cultural thing and not because i was a total fucking autist

>>26337325
I envy true normies, I could fake it and just say I never wanted to be married or date/like being single
but it's a complete lie :(

I just hav eno sexual interest in mommies/fat chicks/older women/old women/middle aged chicks etc. AND I'm socially awkward af.

>>26337344
Did you even want a boyfriend at that point? I'm trying to figure out if I want one at all. I like the idea of casual sex but
I'm not the type girls are looking for ie chad

>>26337300
I really can't answer that. My red flags are basically: decent hygiene and shaved armpits/legs, understands when I'm joking or can at least take a joke, and isn't an idealist

>>26337325
I get ya there man.

>>26337315
Post a pic anon. I'm sure you're not that bad.

>>26337300
>>26337400
As in: bail out if she doesn't meet these things.

also matching dubs.

>>26337353
>Like being single
I said thoses words when asked how am i still single. That hit to fucking close to home anon. I didn't want to feel those feels.

>>26337400
I'll leave it at this - soc never gave me more than a 3/4 ;)

>>26337421
I mean that's just it I like romance and that close BFF feeling - but it's not like just choose someone ytou can already get casual sex consent and voila... it doesn't work like that

it's completely involuntary

worse yet I may be drawn either to stacies or the nerd equivalent of them. Ooops. cute faces, slim/athletic figures, girl next door type.

Sadly the type that would never go into hardcore/hookering (and doubtful they would even do softcore/camwhoring lol though they do the latter sometimes)

>>26337391
i did. most of my friends had boyfriends within their first year or two of college so it sucked being the only one out.

i've never been a casual sex type of person but then again i don't really know what that's like. i imagine it's also harder than dating because people are usually shallower with one night stands

>>26337447
Anon are you sure you aren't me. Im the same train of thought as you but maybe a bit more extreme since my standards are laughable.

>>26337472
it can be the reverse and they have more flings/lower standards as long as no disease and clean because no obligations.

experience/learning and moving your way up and all

>>26337505
I'm sure. I'm just an underemployable sack of dung too is all. :( and you know nothing special, not overwhelmingly hideous to most, but always told lower standards/inner beauty etc

even by those who realize/say I have a nice personality, unfortunately I'm always convinced more of being human feces by well yeah... especially those sjw/nerdier girl/feminist types because "shallow"

But I can't not be shallow so it forms an endless loop where shallowness/materiality is part of happy - not ALL of it but part of it.

Also tfw: 2 am and antinarcoleptic in my system, pot of coffee, still yawning like crazy, know I'd not sleep.... ugh. (I woke up really late though so... no circadian rhythm ftw!)

>>26337261
So.. No feet then OP?

>>26337472
>people are usually shallower with one night stands

I think people have lower standards for casual sex because they don't have to be seen with you or introduce you to anybody. They also don't give a shit about your personality. It's purely about finding the best Chad or Stacy WHO WILL LET YOU have sex with them. But when it comes down to it, a man will basically have sex with any girl no matter how gross or annoying she is if he's desperate for sex.

>>26337472
Indeed shallow. Insta rise in hostility towards the guys playing the game since you know that whole "ew, not hot=creep" mentality. So now I'm curious to why your here

>>26337553
>>26337538
>>26337556
i think it's actually opposite for men and women

men will fuck a fat ugly girl but when it comes to dating they want to someone cute on their arm

women will only casually fuck chads but are willing to forgive appearance flaws in the guy they're dating if he brings other things to the table

>>26337556
this is truth I'm a creeper solely because i"m not hot desu if I had money and decent say 6.5 or so/10 aesthetics with chad tier body? Heh......

just mind my own busines and intentionally be spied shirtless
then purposefully avoid/ignore the douchy stacies and instead focus solely on girl next door qt that doesn't tan or smoke or drink heavy or do drugs..... etc.

>>26337584
Yeah I'm the opposite of all my other fellow men and have it bad even when I almost can bring myself to do her the psychology gets in the way and I hate it :(

I NEED cute really for horny AND love so it stinks.

>>26337538
Fuck me I think you are me. 2 am here aswell family

>>26337584
women have a separation in sexual attraction and romantic attraction

a woman wants to date a guy whose life is successful and "together", and a guy who is nice and fun, but she'll never lose that desire to fuck Chad and she'll never stop being physically attracted to Chaddy guys no matter who she's dating. Some men are the same way. I think that leads to a lot of affairs.

Anyway, female attraction is not nearly as cerebral as they try to make it sound.

>>26337062
So he's a chad, case closed.

>>26337621
Someone read Models. But even with that knowledge.. I gain nothing

>>26337610
Yeah, it blows.
Like I just wish I had anything to look forward to but even older oldness, death, and some "professionals" talking about coping/acceptance and a fists full of toxins to make my brain happy chemical release when a qt would do the same damn thing.

Like seriously acceptance, a qt, inlaws, closure, all of it.....

>>26337621
correct that women attract to personality/personaloity mainly shit is something fat girls say and even THEY don't mean. They just can't admit oh i need that guy that's unrealistic too all healthy and macho and masculine so i fuck skinny betas because they're closest to them.

>>26337621
This is true, but men can do it too.

>>26337650
I don't think a qt will help me anon. I'm scared to talk about my possible depression and suppress the fuck out of it. It leaks out time from time but I keep it in check

>>26337754
le sigh
i'm not remotely traditionally "depressed"
is there a chemical element? maybe, maybe not.....

but I recognize that drugging my brain to make me fake happy with "realistic" is fucking awful and inhumane and disgusting (and against my express permissions)

on the other hand a lover and a good job and to just live and explore and know and have some FUN you know? The kind of stupoid listless limerence and such...

THAT that is releasing, cathartic, a bit of closure.

Even if I am stuck for life min wage tier at least...get me out of that tier...well yeah

And Mark Manson seems like a fucking chad version of a feminist mangina or an ego prick who can't back shit up.

>>26337754
ugh it's now fucking cold and im in shorts and a tee and my gym pants need to be washed (what I sleep in/casually lounge around in)
going to bed in blue jeans would be literally dumb.

and reminds me i have only 2 pairs now and nowhere to get all dressed up to go anyway because oldfgt.

>>26338031
Chad or not he did have some solid ideas that kinda went hand in hand with dale Carnegie's How to Win Friends book. I liked how Mark simplified success.

>>26338129
Yeah but that book doesn't tell me anything useful either
it tells me things I already know, per se, but can't possibly FEEL or ACT ON.... because well.... it involves necessarily either lying or simply being a giant fake.... or something similar, double bind scenario you know?

tell people what they want to hear then they do the same and nobody gets the truth until someone believes the good things then BAM! you loved yourself too much etc... whoops!

it's kind of vexing.

>>26338110
Need to up that wardrobe anon

>>26338173
Shit tier budget. Even walmart is expensive.
No decent thrift stores AND odd proportions - i have twinkish uppper body to waist -normal waist, bonyt hips, giant ass thighs and butt and then normalish calves.... so well.....

plus what good do fancy clothes do me trying and failing to impress? I mean what inevitably occurs is end up still looking the same naked, and she doesn't fall for it and/or I'm expected to do women who only look good before they get nakkie :(

lame!

but mainly it's the money lol and no idea how to shop./dress etc.

fa is like the epitome of NOT a place you want help from... heh

>>26338155
Yea I hear you. Fake it till you make it. Normie speak and such. I wish my normie act wasn't an act. I want to be like the mindless drones that hop on to trends. Im sort of there when it comes to
fashion

>>26338211
TFW spent 3 hours straight watching gymnastics I'd already seen - again because not a foozball fan and absolutely drool over lsu/arkansas gymnastis....

>>26338233
it doesn't work and there's no pill that works to help fake it :(

Like autism/10 it stinks. I can'[t read the subtleties of well, ANYTHING if it's an unwritten law but it makes no sense.... and that's IF I even get it IS an unwritten rule.....

>>26338211
Fa definetly isnt. To be honest reddit pointed me in the right direction from there listed blogs. From there looked up color theory and textures. Then I looked at classic/timeless clothing's and fit. From there I just look for inspo and brands. Money did fuck me for a while but I got a job that didn't last long but I did find clothes at thrift shops. Its possible senpai

>>26338268
Wait... You mention two flyover states..... One of was mine.

>>26338316
I am not making an "account:" on reddit

i hate them for spawning the fucking now 34 year old lawyer with a 23 year old qt waifu that hed started boning when she was 19

but if I DID THIS SAME THING OR EVEN THAT SAME GIRL? EWW CREEPER!

And well...yeah

gonewild is all that's worthwhile there and they don't contactfag.... plus did I mention I hate reddit and registering for shit lol>>26338268
hah well one is mine too so. :P

ugh I hate it.

utterly I'm drawn to those kinds of girl next door prep types and ...do normal women even do older men or is it only broken shicks? do pretty broken chicks even exist?

like with ENOUGH help AND cosmetic medicine (cryolipolysis exists for workout resistant people like me or who don't have the health to do a full blown /fit/fgt bs) well... yeah... maybe I could attain 5.5-6.5/10 status!

>>26338337
texas is also in the triumvirate. Heh.

>>26338371
You don't even have to make an account to view its contents.

>>26338449
Yeah just to post. go ahead and direct me to what was helpful, I'll bookmark it.
my brain = fried right now :x

Just MFA reddit on Google read the stuff on side board nothing else

>>26336227

It's a dude posting as a girl. Why do you fucking retards always fall for this shit.

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>Sitting on bench in front of work on break
>Roastie in yoga pants with big tight butt and a fit frame passing by does a screech sound effect and stops her buggy
>"Oh my god, your hair looks, so, good!"
>Feel like I should feel something but just sit there saying nothing
>Looking at the ground, hands clasped together praying to nothing, eyes glazed over, mouth numb
>She walks away after a full 10 seconds of waiting then I spend my break
>Go back inside and put on my vest to work with a bunch of people who hate my guts but can't tell me

I don't know if I look alright or not but I'm way too fucked in the head to ever let myself have anything. I'm a fat fuck anyway.

>>26338507
alright man will do
fuck your robot muting me for 2 seconds for "unoriginality"

really? most people would bitch when ZI'm TOO VERBOSE THAT THING GETS PISSED I'M NOT WORDY ENOUGH?

>>26338610
It was probably a genuine compliment then!

>>26338675
She definitely didn't have enough time to get to know me before she said something so I had that working in my favor.

>>26338610
have you tried losing weight?
you honestly can't look that bad
I'll even be your friend since I have zero friends

>>26338766
I'm 230 pounds anon, you can make it brah.

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I just wish a girl would show interest in me once

>>26338741
I'm alternating between losing weight and emotional binging.

Why don't you have friends Anon?

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>>26338773
The struggle is real.

Your face changes a lot when you lose weight and with it, the way people perceive everything you say.

>>26338791
I do too and not only after she';s slept around and had CHILDREN - or is old/fat

like please no more of this nice personality crap - you don't mean it at all - because if you won't even think of playing naughty time with me until AFTER you decide to well....... yeah.... it's crap.

and i have no idea how to even look at a woman and like what i see - without being a miserable wreck/disaster/awkward/thinking she'd just be too tgood for me or a nasty mean hearted slutlet chad fucker etc anyway.

I basically am extremely vulnerable, and can trust nobody to not hurt me. Oops and of course deser4ve it because of my tastes and how I'm shallow and UGH.

>>26338828
damn nigga you drunk

>>26338826
Yeah, but I stopped faulting people for that it's just a gut reaction and honestly being fat isn't like being born hideous it's something I did to myself.

>>26338802
I enjoy staying inside and being on the computer more than going out and seeking out friends to socialize with

>>26338842
No. Just meh.
It's the beta male curse, must settle for fat, old, single mom, or die forever alone because douche! But chads allowed to be douches, as are all ex bfs who just replace her with another woman.

>>26338861
I feel you son, there's something comforting about connecting with people anonymously here because whatever you say is judged strictly on the value of the content. There's no bullshit about what you look like or your voice or body language etc.
>>26338860
Lose it while you still have a good face then buddy. I only ever dug my face when I was 160 pounds so I've got 50 pounds to go till I'm happy with my face.

If I wanted to I could hang out with /fit/tier bodybuilding manlets and go to parties and shit
But I dont because I look like a fat Weird Al and have anxiety through the ass with people other than friends
And no self respect
Instead I hang around with a gang of degenerates and being an alpha among Betas vs a Beta among Alphas makes me feel good about my shit life and my ugly appearance

>finally get even 1% confidence in myself
>god sends more acne

ty god

>>26338918
>Lose it while you still have a good face then buddy.
That's what I'm trying to do, best compliment I ever got was 'omg call me when you've lost weight'(paraphrasing).

>I feel you son, there's something comforting about connecting with people anonymously here because whatever you say is judged strictly on the value of the content
Nobody knows your a dog online.

>>26338920
I would totally like that privilege and i'm thin anon.
and i have simultaneously no self love and i;m vain :( like i totally want to raise social status! i'm a snob and hate fitting in with you guise, no lie :(

interesting question: do you reckon that, if there's a such thing as a female robot that isn't a bull dyke or an *asian* - that she's not fat/single mom/totally eyerapingly hideous?

has to be as rare as a unicorn, right!?

>>26338926
know da feels, finally lose v, lfall in love, very content - changes her mind after that weekend forever. girl after her just doesn't ....work :x
forever yearning for home, qt thin female that doesn't want kids etc.

nevermind at 14% body fat, and ALMOST feeling okay about myself for my age and NEET level status.

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>>26338956
>know da feels
>not a virgin

how about you GET THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK OFFFF

>>26338894
Nothing to get mad about. The best policy for you to fight the lifestyle of those single mothers is to deny them your cash. If that's not what you want to see in the world, don't enable it.

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>>26338953
I'm not a dog, I'm transspecied! Twice! I'm a dog, forced to live life again as a dog!

>>26339002
I'd just like to say I appreciate all the women on /r9k/ that actually DO post anonymously without disclosing that they're girls
thank you fembots

>>26339002
Ren and stimpy freaked me out as a kid, is it worth watching?

>>26339014
you're drunk too nigga that's a werewolf

>>26339048
Depends on what you're into. Ren and Stimpy are to comedy what Junji Ito is to horror.

If you've seen I Am Weasel, it's a way more explicit version of that.

>>26339053
thats fine
goddamn mute nazi

>>26336198
you are beautiful

I love you :3

>>26339074
I'll give it a whirl I liked I Am Weasel and I did like the episode of ren and stimpy where they went crazy in space.

But watching him pull out his teeth as a kid made me drop it fucking hard.

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>Go to google translate
>Type in "you're cute"
>Click listen

>>26339116
I used to get that secondhand pain from watching vampires feed.

Ren and Stimpy's worth watching just for the choice of music in the show, they really liked Blue Danube.

>>26339164
Well alright, it's on the backlog.

>cry
Why would I cry about my mediocrity? All this means I get to be left alone, just the way I want it.

I feel sorry for those who don't share my sentiments.

It's okay, one day you'll be a Jolteon

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>>26339254
>I enjoy being alone
You're full of shit, enjoy lying to yourself instead of improving yourself.You're going to be 50 and you'll tell yourself "I shouldn't have told myself I was happy being alone."

>>26336198
Judging from the recent developments around here regarding some of the female trips, you should consider yourself lucky you're not getting reposted.

>>26336850
I can be your bf,im not like thw other guys