>Why should I give you my number? >How do I know you're

because i know that le narwhale bacons at midniht

>>26335469
>Implying I would ever ask out a girl with hipster glasses and a nose piercing.

>Implying I'd ask her for her number
>implying I wouldn't just autisticly walk away

>y'know what? I don't want your number
>later four-eyes
*roll away on my Heelys*

File: peepgottagun.gif (509KB, 500x246px) Image search: [Google]

509KB, 500x246px

>>26335469
>woman wearing those fucking glasses
>proceed to slam her face into the wall
>shattered plastic remnants of glasses embedded into her face

What an annoying twat

File: 13871.png (806KB, 1280x800px) Image search: [Google]

806KB, 1280x800px

i can name every major h mangaka in order of their online sales in japan

>>26335469
because i need your pussy. please, im desperate.

File: 1452232593858.jpg (134KB, 1024x642px) Image search: [Google]

134KB, 1024x642px

>>26335508
Made me kek bloxxx blox bloooxxx

File: p_0_10.jpg (10KB, 300x300px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 300x300px

>>26335469
I don't your number filthy 3D piggie. I have my waifu and we're both madly in love with each other.

File: 1450491859922.jpg (35KB, 374x896px) Image search: [Google]

35KB, 374x896px

>>26335535
>I'll only go out with you if your dick as least THIS big

>>26335469
Translation
>you're not so i attractive that I'm dying to have your dick inside me, but i would still fuck you if you tried hard enough.

Gotta love the entitlement

>>26335469
I don't think I have the balls to ask a grill for her number

You're mistaken, madame

>>26335571
ayy nice pillow bro

>>26335489
She wouldn't go out its you anyways, look at that, everyone's happy

Look lady, I'm just looking for a new pair of glasses. I don't want no trabur.

File: ss+(2016-02-08+at+01.09.18).jpg (101KB, 637x473px) Image search: [Google]

101KB, 637x473px

>>26335571
>>26335676
sorry i'm too autistic to properly attach a picture

>>26335583
fucking women and their standards

>>26335499
Just b ur self bro

Walk up to her and ask for it, tell her u wanna get to know her

It's confidence bro, women dig that

>>26335469
Are you wearing leggings?
can I hump your leg?

>>26335571
I have that same body pillow. My dad found it back when I was in high school and it was pretty awkward.

He saw her, burst out laughing, and then said "what the hell is this."

I was so panicked and humiliated a I just said I don't know and walked out of the room.

He came out a few minutes later and weve never spoken about it again.

>Why should I give you my number?
>You're ugly and socially retarded.

File: 2D4ME~.jpg (51KB, 960x540px) Image search: [Google]

51KB, 960x540px

>>26335571
>>26335696
Where the hell do you even buy waifu pillows?

Can you buy them custom made?

>>26335734
Yeah I got one with ur mom on it

>>26335734
you can get them custom made pretty easily

i got mine at a small con though

>>26335469
You dont, it's your choice and any relationship is a risk.
You can either take the risk and possibly be happy or be comfortable in the certainty of being alone.

>>26335723
You should of just told him its your girlfriend

He'd probably get you the help you need

>>26335723
should've just offered to suck his dick to be honest

>>26335723
kek, that might be one of the most pathetic things I've ever read.

>>26335846
If it is, you haven't been on 4chan long enough. That doesn't even make it to my top 10 list of pathetic things I've read here.

>>26335482
Slightly underrated

>>26335469
This hits me right in the feels

>be at work, it's my first ever job
>19, horny as fuck
>see a super qt with tight little ass shopping around
>ask if she needs help
>no thanks
>go back to register and then 10 mins later she comes ready to checkout
>did you find everything okay?
>no reply
>you have pretty eyes, what color are they?
>they're just brown
>what's your number, we can hang out sometime
>she literally ignores it, doesn't respond
>finish ringing her shit up
>an hour later I get fired by my boss for hitting on a customer, making her feel uncomfortable

>>26335846
My mother printed out my loli rape hentai once
i told her i jerked off to it and it was none of her business
it was bad because she got diddled as a kid

File: 1449466944948.jpg (77KB, 1078x1072px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 1078x1072px

>>26335917
that's what you get for being unattractive, faggot

>>26335931
should've asked her if she wanted to relive old times

>>26335966
ayooooo nice one famm

>>26335469
>piercings
>FACIAL piercings

lol no thanks