>Why should I give you my number?
>How do I know you're not like the other guys?
>woman wearing those fucking glasses
>proceed to slam her face into the wall
>shattered plastic remnants of glasses embedded into her face
What an annoying twat
i can name every major h mangaka in order of their online sales in japan
I don't your number filthy 3D piggie. I have my waifu and we're both madly in love with each other.
>I'll only go out with you if your dick as least THIS big
sorry i'm too autistic to properly attach a picture
I have that same body pillow. My dad found it back when I was in high school and it was pretty awkward.
He saw her, burst out laughing, and then said "what the hell is this."
I was so panicked and humiliated a I just said I don't know and walked out of the room.
He came out a few minutes later and weve never spoken about it again.
Where the hell do you even buy waifu pillows?
Can you buy them custom made?
This hits me right in the feels
>be at work, it's my first ever job
>19, horny as fuck
>see a super qt with tight little ass shopping around
>ask if she needs help
>go back to register and then 10 mins later she comes ready to checkout
>did you find everything okay?
>you have pretty eyes, what color are they?
>they're just brown
>what's your number, we can hang out sometime
>she literally ignores it, doesn't respond
>finish ringing her shit up
>an hour later I get fired by my boss for hitting on a customer, making her feel uncomfortable
that's what you get for being unattractive, faggot
should've asked her if she wanted to relive old times