What should I write for my tinder bio?

just uninstall before you waste your time.

>>26333843
"tsundere in the streets, yandere in the sheets"

>>26333868
This

But if you're gonna do it anyway make sure to mention how much you want to die

Chicks love that shit fampai ;^)

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Mine just has 3 dots.
If a girl doesn't message me saying "Red?", she goes into the trash.

>>26333868
why would I be wasting my time?

>>26333914

Absolutely this. Chicks love dark shit for some reason.

>>26333843
FUcking girls, man. After some days with it, I finally got matched with a girl. I tried talking to her, commenting stuff and asking her stuff, and she answered, but didn't made questions or remarks to continue the conversation. What a waste of time thye are

>>26333843
Type your suicide note

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>>26333843

a simple

"be more entertaining than you are annoying"

has been my most successful tinder bio

Whatever you do, don't add your height no matter how tall or short you are.

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>>26335000
trips of truth

original comment haha

>ftw wrote literally nothing
>hundreds of matches

>>26334011
get a location spoofer and try your luck in a different country if you ain't having success. does wonders for self esteem

>>26335859
Why would you suddenly do well in another country?

>>26336071
idk. If you're white go to some Asian country. if you're Asian go to some obscure European country. it's supply and demand I guess

>>26336145
oh also in cointries where there are a ton of 10s, the relatively less attractive girls will have lower standards. but still be pretty great by your particular standards/taste.

>>26336145
>If you're white go to some Asian country.

this meme is actually true?

>My therapist says I need to try dating; this is my attempt.

Find some chicks with messiah complexes, bang them. Do it for me, anon.

>how my dog jus nae-nae on me?

>>26333868
no, I went on a date with a quality girl. first date i ever went on

do not delete it.