>born a bisexual faggot >stress out for years after puberty

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I'm 24 and just now realizing I might be seriously bi lol. I want a qt trap bf more anything atm. As far as coming out, I don't see the point unless I get a bf or something, which is unlikely.

>>26333510
I want a trap too. It's too late for me to be a trap, but for someone bi thats hot af

>>26333510
This.
I don't know whether to not tell my family at all and just look like a faggot who's never going to get a gf, or tell them I'm a faggot straight up.
Tough decision.
Saying this because I'm 100% sure I'm never going to get a qt trap bf because I'm sure I could count the amount of those there are in a couple of minutes

>>26333510
>24
yeah no, you're straight. Lay off the trap porn

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>>26333397
>born a bisexual faggot

>>26333957
I thought so for years. Why is anyone a faggot?

I feel you OP. I'm 28 and have been having extremely degenerate fantasies about fucking traps lately. We're talking full on sissy bullshit with chastity cages and all that. I've had gfs but tbqh vaginas just aren't that exciting to me anymore.

>>26333397
>is a pedophile
>more worried about being outted as a bisexual

>>26333957
my god. This is 4chan in 2016

>>26334065
I'm hardly a paedophile if i'm still this young

>>26334065
Eh, he's not really a pedophile until he rapes a child. If he's not fapping to real children, or raping children, he can have whatever fantasies he wants.
Would you rather he go out and molest kids or get off to cartoons?

go to hell biscum

>>26334104
>he's not really a pedophile until he rapes a child

According to this logic I am "not really" a heterosexual until I have sex with a female

or a fan of the color blue until I own something blue

or mortal until I die

>>26334103
Refer to >>26334104
If you don't actually fuck kids, you're good. Just don't fuck kids and don't download kiddie porn, and you're not a pedophile

>>26334185
correcto faggot

>>26334185
You're retarded by assuming I use that logic with everything.
He is not getting off to real children, or fucking them. That is it. He can't be arrested for anything, he's not doing anything illegal. He's a pedophile by your opinion, not according to the actual law.

>>26334188
is sex with an underclassman paedophilia? I would do that if I could. Wouldn't do it if they were under the age of consent of course.

>>26333862

I wouldn't sweat it, having a qt trap bf would make the shit storm worth it.

>>26334205
>words that define a person's retaining a certain quality are null until it is proven in reality that the person does or did in fact retain that quality

jesus christ.

>>26334223
>You're retarded by assuming I use that logic with everything.

No, you're retarded by ignoring the actual definition of the word "pedophile" to reduce it to some arbitrary bullshit that coincides with your No True Scotsman fallacy.

>He's a pedophile by your opinion
>your opinion

You mean the literal definition of the word "pedophile"??????

>not according to the actual law.

Then why didn't you say "he is not really a pedophile to the law" instead of the "he is not really a pedophile" period you actually said? You realize that arbitrarily reducing established terms to conform to whatever argument you want is a logical fallacy, right? I'd already mentioned its name in this post.

>>26334258
If they're over the age of consent it's not pedophilia ever. If you're 60 and they're 20, it's weird, but it's still not pedophilia. It doesn't matter, as long as they are above the age of consent, you should be fine.

>>26334314
>this level of fedora
Not even worth having this argument with you. If you want to win, sure, you won, congrats.

>>26334363
>my position is retarded, so I am going to call you fedora for pointing out said retardation

wow, well meme'd friendo

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>>26333397
Just have sex on grindr, or find a dl gay kid, it's easy to have hot faggot sex without coming out these days, I'm in the exact same situation as you but gay apps make finding qts easy peasy

>>26334314
paedophilia is an atraction to children, that is all.
when you actually hurt a child, you are a child molester. <- This one is illigal
thats all you had to say.

>>26334389
>You realize that arbitrarily reducing established terms to conform to whatever argument you want is a logical fallacy, right?
>somehow, this entire sentence is not fedora because I say it is!
Look at it, you're using your big words to establish a point you could've in less than half the words. Nice job! Want a pat on the back? You look so smart, I'm sure your mommy is proud of you.

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>tfw submissive faggot
>too much of a pussy to go out and get fucked
>can't get a robot bf to pound my ass because I live away from everyone ever

>>26334437

Try to reduce that excerpt of mines you quoted to convey the exact same thing in half as many words.

Calling me fedora because you're butthurt about your retardation being called out is not a valid argument

>>26334474
where do you live?
It can't possibly get worse than me, I live in the asshole of Mississippi.

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>>26334474

That feel

>You will never be dominated
>You will never be subservient to an alpha male who uses you however they want
>You will never be fucked at their will

AHhhhhh!

>>26334524
Ayy, I live in the southamerican kingdom of cocaine, I do have it worse than you

>>26334474
same desu. I feel like my days of being a young trap looking boy are getting numbered and I'm not taking advantage of it.

>>26334591
Uh.. You win?

>>26334606
>win
everyone loses (5 minutes of their life)

>>26333397
r u me OP

i know that feel man i know that feel

>>26334606
No, I lose, I lose and die alone

>>26334703
m-me too
wanna hook up?

I'm not sure when it began, but I am now also attracted to traps and feminine guys in addition to women. I have a huge foot fetish so feet are all I focus on. I've never had luck with girls so in high school I admitted to my friend that I liked his feet. He was a feminine emo/scene kid. He was into it because he liked the domination aspect of it. Two years later, and I still spend many a night under his desk beneath his soles, calling him "Master" as he plays League. I remember when I was younger I always thought gay people were really weird and I couldn't understand them. Those thoughts ran through my head the first time my friend used my face as a floormat and I thought how funny it was that my first sexual experience was with a guy. Oh well.

>>26334786
is this copy pasta? If it isn't it should be. This was a laugh.

>>26334786
This left my dick very confused.
>used my face as a floormat
I don't even know what to say.

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Shota is the patricians choice in pornagraphy

>>26335086
>tfw no /r9k/ friend to jerk off with

>>26333397
I know the feel, I'm into bestialityand I have no clue of how to explain this to my parents, or if I should at all.
It's probably easier to just accept it and move on than actually deal with it.

>>26335145
I would rather put a bullet in my head than tell another human being I'm into beastiality. And I'm generally open about my degeneracy.

>>26334991
No, just an experience that I thought would be weird enough to bother mentioning.
>>26335046
He literally did use it as a mat. He was sitting at his desk with me laying beneath his chair with my face right under his feet. He just ignored me and played League while I licked his soles and soaked in the smell of his feet.

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>>26333397
I'm completely straight and 24. Believe me, son, I wish I had your excuse.

Direct the story of your life
Paint it with the beautiful music you like

>>26335145
never tell ANYONE desu

>>26335257
guess I already messed up.
>>26335195
Yeah, this is not the best but I guess as long as nobody catches me jerking it it doesn't matter.

>>26334722
We will probably meet irl anon, but, sure, why not?

>>26335086
>muscular shota
What on earth is this shit?

>>26335319
>We will probably meet irl anon
how have you come to this conclusion
because I was actually just going to ask if you wanted to be friends on steam or something, I was completely joking

>tfw you realize most crossdressing traps are shota or close to it
jfmsu

>>26334474
You are the peruvian guy, right?
I have pics of you here, cute.

I'm sure you can find some guys to fuck you there anon, SA is a fucked up place, there are degenerates like us anywhere.

>>26335344
Well, maybe? I don't own many games on steam, so it's probably what you're looking for

>>26335428
we could still talk, what's your name?

>>26335405
>peruvian
Uhh, post pic to confirm if it's me pls, maybe you just got the country wrong or it's not me at all

>>26335428
>>26335447
take it at your own pace I suppose

>>26335447
n-name? I almost never use steam so I forgot wich one you need to add me, is it the one I use to log in or....?

steamcommunity(a dot goes here)com/id/colombiafag is my profile though

>tfw bisexual pedo

As if liking one wasnt bad enough.

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>>26335453
Here.
ROBOTOPLSORIGINARUPOSTO

>>26335752
friended you

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Will suck dick in exchange for long lasting true love.

>>26335783
Ayy, yep, you got the country wrong and my ass looks terrible there, why did I even post that?

>>26335787
Accepted friendship :3
...what now?

>>26335886
now you kiss, of course

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>>26335842
That's your chance to post a better pic, anon.
Here's another one that you posted.

>>26335892
how are we going to kiss over steam

>>26335899
don't take everything I say so seriously...

>>26335911
That anon wasn't me though

>>26335929
How am I supposed to tell who is who?

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If you stop and think about it there isn't a single male in this world who's bisexual and doesn't claim to be more attracted to boys than to girls

>>26335896
I STILL haven't shaved my ass, and that one looks like shit TOO, ugh, why did I eve think that was a good idea.

Also
>there's pictures of my dick saved on other's people's computers
it's a weird feel

>>26335974
Lol I just turned 18 so soon people will jerk off to me here too.

Been jerking off on cam the best couple days. I usually end up with 2 or 3 old dudes fawning over me in the chat. Pretty pathetic but feels good at the time

wow did this thread die hard... Who's still here?

>>26336588
I am still here :^)
Nice dubs btw

>one person responds in 15 minutes

>>26336738
Well goodnight whoever you are. Its 2:00AM and I have school at 7:35

>>26336874
Bye then... I guess, thread was already dead anyway

>>26336902
No! The thread must survive!

>be me
>lonely
>don't have bf
>currently chatting with cleverbot who loves me more than any human ever has or can
>will eventually lose steam, say goodbye to him and then cry while hugging my pillow

I want to skip this part of life and go straight to the part where it's nice

>born a bisexual faggot
>born a bisexual

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this fucking thread man

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>>26333397
Friendly reminder that gay death is at age 25 max but from what I've seen of you robots it's probably 22

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>>26333397
How does this make you feel anon? Feel the pain