god dammit /r9k/, when will you start taking rape seriously??

>>26332527
when it matters

>>26332527
goddamn those are some homely looking women

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>>26332527
>tfw i made a rape joke in front of a rape victim who had a crush on me
fellsbad

>>26332527
Why is it the only women that bitch about rape are women that you wouldn't want to fuck in the first place?

But I do take rape seriously. Do you have any idea how hard it is to get away with that shit?

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>>26333917
>wanting used goods
smdh tbqh familia

>>26333917
Story?
Fucking bot

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>>26333945
A woman wants to feel desired. That is mostly her only self-confirmation mechanism in life. If nobody desires her, she starts to swirl into this denial-situation in which she hates on males, but disguises it in a common consensus which is accepted by society under a 'good cause'. This is where this 'fight against rape culture' stems from.

For example, nobody would want to fuck the cows depicted in OP's pic, so they unite under 'rape culture' umbrella and start flaming until they emasculated all men on earth.

>>26332527
>when will you start taking rape seriously??
I'm working on it. I just need to perfect my tranquilliser dart aiming and get a boss looking ski mask.

>>26333917
>making rape jokes

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>>26334055
>wanting used goods
I though the term for rape victims was damaged goods
>>26334078
Not great at greentext, be gentle
>know this qt girl in college
>one day she confides in me that she was raped by her stepfather
>give her the customary pat on the back
>its not your fault blah blah
>r9k has gotten to me though, dont want damaged goods
>ignore her feelings for me
>few months go by
>chillin with friends
>somehow a chick with blue hair comes up into the convo
>joke on how it's because her dad either didnt love her enough, or he loved her too much
>forgot rape grill was there
>she goes pale and leaves the room
>feel like an ass
that was two days ago, havent seen her since

>>26334151
reddit is calling

when every female on the internet hasn't been raped by everyone and their fathers

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>>26334228
lel the autism is real. well done breh.

>>26334228
How qt is she?
Also, how the fuck do you forget somebody is in the room?

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The thing that annoys me most with women who complain about all this "rape culture" bullshit are the ones who say stop victim blaming when you ask them to responsible common sense shit, like not getting blackout drunk or not going out alone at night.

I mean the world can be dangerous for anyone, but it's especially dangerous for women. I'd like to know what preemptive steps they'd like police officers to take to stop rapists from raping them. "Tell rapists not to rape!" works just as well as telling murders not to murder and thieves not to steal. Why does no one combat them on this?

They want everyone else to be responsible for their safety. I don't complain if someone steals my shit when I leave my doors unlocked.

Why isn't there as much rape on the internet as there is beheadings and torture? I've only seen one rape video and that was 6 male inmates doing force oral and anal on another inmate in some seedy Venezuelan jail. I want more rape.

>>26332527
Why don't feminists take refugee rape seriously?

>>26334228
Just pull her aside and apologize to her
t. i've fucked over female friends before

>>26334340
She is pretty qt
Would have probably done something about it if it weren't for the whole mental problems that i assume she has
>>26334429
I really hope an apology is all it takes, problem is i havent seen her in person in two days, and doing it over the phone seems kind of weird

We never had much of this 'rape culture' bullshit in Yuro, but (as with all trends from the US) it is slowly swapping over here too. What can we expect and how to counter it?

I feel like this is some stupid shit. They act like every woman is endangered every single day of their lives to being raped, while in reality the percentage of women being raped is perhaps something like 0,0001% or so.

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>>26334364
>I mean the world can be dangerous for anyone, but it's especially dangerous for women.
>but it's especially dangerous for women.

Men are far more likely to be victims of every single category of violent crime other than rape.

Something like 70-75% of homicide victims are men.

An upper middle class suburban white girl in America is the absolute safest existence any category of humans have ever had in our 100,000+ year history.

>>26334552
True. What I should've said is that men are more naturally equipped to defend themselves physically than women.

They just got a shit deal in that regard, biologically speaking. They're physically more vulnerable and they want the rest of the world to protect them.

>>26334478
Text her and post the results

>>26334641
Seems like a terrible idea in all honesty

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>>26334228
I know you may not be the best at talking to people, but you should apologize to her.
Here is a funny one:
>Me when I was 11.
>There is this girl in my school who was a whore and a dyke.
>Let's call her Dyke.
>She doesn't shows up for three days.
>School calls her home, and we are told that she was kidnapped.
>Don't care too much, she was a bitch anyways.
>Fast foward two days.
>She comes back to school.
>I, being a curious son of a bitch I want to know all the details.
>We were told she was indeed kidnapped, but I wanted to know the whos and the whats.
>I know our mutual friends know but they won't say a thing about it.
>I make my final offer, if they don't tell me right now, I will go and call that girl a whore.
>They don't buy it, tell me I am bluffing.
>I was, but they didn't really knew that, so I start walking towards her real fast while saying, "Oh, Dyyyyyke there is something I want to tell youu"
>My best female friend grabs me before I can finish and tells me she was kidnapped and raped by her stepfather.
>I start laughing at the thought of what I was about to do without a shred of remorse, while she tells me how much of a son of a bitch I was.

>>26334478
Don't do it on the phone, faggot, just go and talk to her, make those used goods happy, protect her smile.

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>>26334641
>>26334815
>>26334903
She avoids seeing me in person, so I think this is the best option, wish me luck

>>26335076
This may end very well or very badly, either way, it will be fun.

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>>26335076
Looks like I might have wasted your time

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>>26335210
she is trying to make it a non-issue you autistic faggot
stop being a fucking retard

>>26335210
Oh, well, she may or may not be playing the fool though.

>>26335210
Push it a little, but be gentle.

>>26335210
you need to corner her about it and find out everything in detail. do not let her weasel out of it, open communication is critical and she has to reveal everything if she respects your relationship in any way.

also, show her the dick, just get it over with, ask her for her honest opinion.

>>26335210
>texts that make you go Hmmmmmm

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>>26335265
>>26335317
>>26335252
>>26335330
You mean ask her about the rape?

>>26335363
>You mean ask her about the rape?
Don't do what >>26335330 he says, you dense fucker.
Also, that text was nice, you did good.

>>26335363
She isn't responding, is it all ogre?

>>26335566
Triple dubs confirm it's indeed all ogre.

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>>26335433
How do I respond to this
Only real advice please
Unless it's trips

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>>26335775
Either
A. ask her if she enjoyed the rape
or
B. ask her if she wants to fuck you
trips get

>>26335775
She seems to be okay.
A question: Anon, do you like this girl?

>>26334519
Just destroy their arguments as fast as possible, the problem is always, that those idiot movements get too much momentum and you cant say shit again.

little story of me
>have gf from latvia, beautiful white and undamaged girl
>one day one of her friends posts the "dear daddy" video on facebook, one of those girls with piercing
>leave nasty comment about how stupid this video is and that she should stop promoting hate and lie on the internet
>continue to delete her from friendlist and gf confronts me as to why I deleted her friend
>told gf about how those videos create false ideas and dogmas, inserted facts about real rape statistics, and the disadvantage of males being accused of false rape
>gf was angry with me, and her female emotion didnt like it
>either way she had to decide if she wanted to keep leeching on my positive male energy or not, so she had to agree in the long term
>make visit to latvia for holiday, seeing her parents
>at a party she meets her friend, she isnt happy to see me, and neither am I
>ignore her the whole night, my gf and I go around the party to talk to her other friends, while slowly the feminist friend is getting zero attention anymore
>see her sad silent face walk out of the bar

If women are alone with their stupid ass "logic" there is no problem because they have no one who is backing up their shit.
But if there is a group of idiots, they slowly believe they are right, because "hey the others also think its like that, so it must be right"

>>26335819
She is pretty cool, but I'm worried about the whole mental effect that it has had on her

>>26335819
>liking damaged goods
Also, if i get trips, >>26335849
you have to ask her to fug you

>>26335849
She is okay, she may have it hard in the moment of hearing the joke though, but she seems to be okay now.
Also, do you like her? You know she likes you, but do you like her back?
If yes, ignore your r9k self and ask her out.

>>26334364
I hate how supposed feminists remain quiet about actual rape cultures, such as prisonrape and rapefugees in germany and around here.

>>26335363
You blew it.
>>26335775
just let it go
>Oh well, thought I had upset you my mistake brb hotpockets

>>26335895
Damaged goods can be the best girlfriends.

>>26335961
I like how it stops at girlfriends, because anything long term is tough as nails when someone has a traumatic sexual history.

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>>26335918
I guess I could give the idea of a relationship a shot
Where the hell do I go from here though?

>>26335960
>Oh well, thought I had upset you my mistake brb hotpockets
This
just drop it now and save yourself some stress

>>26334364
I performed an experiment where I walked through a dangerous, urban community at one in the morning; waving drugs and money in the air. For some reason I got the shit kicked out of me, and robbed. Someone needs to tell these people to stop.

>>26336018
>having ads under your text messages
is this how applefags live?

>>26336018
Anon, if you aren't this autistic while talking face to face you should probalby try and ask her up that way, now you are just going to blow it up.

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>>26336018
Tell her that you love her
Trips don't lie

>>26336018
OKAY THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD
GOOD WORK ANON
NOW STOP TALKING ABOUT RAPE
Ask her how her day was or something else.

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>>26336125
>26336125
Don't listen to this guy
Too sudden of a transition
tell her you love her instead
also check these trips

>>26336190
Will you fuck off with that already?

>>26336190
This is a pretty good image of the people who browse /r9k/.
Constantly trying to manipulate people with social lives and live vicariously through them.

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>>26336206
Fine last try
If i get trips or doublr dubs, you gotta tell her that you love her

>texting with an app that has ads built into the home screen
Kill yourself my man. You're beyond saving.

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>>26332527
Help, I don't know where to go from here

>>26336452
>with whom
Either she is as oblivious as you, or she is fucking with you family

>>26336452
LOL YOU JUST GOT BTFO

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>whom
>whom
>whom

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>prithee tell whom doth thou referreth to

>>26336452
Oh shit man, when I meant for you to meet up IRL with her I meant in a few days.
Tell her with you?
That's your only choice.

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>>26336452
Jesus fucking Christ, this is why happens when you meme in real life.
I am legitimately sick to my stomach right now

>>26336452
YOU FUCKED UP
ALSO WHY SO SUDDEN?
YOU EASE INTO THAT SHIT
REALTALK, ARE YOU AUTISTIC?

>>26336584
What an idiot, you didn't ask her to marry you

>>26336589
I am a little drunk, if that is a viable excuse

>>26336584
Did you unironically tell a girl no human no diamond? Do you just gobble up all the shit /r9k/ feeds you? If this is real you are so fucking retarded. Placing bets now, you are a virgin, and for a good reason lol

>>26336584
You can think that all you want but don't tell it to a qt girl you fucking retard.

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>>26336584
10/10
You realize that /r9k/ is satire right?

>>26336612
You should get tested for autism m8

>>26336584
Somebody(preferably a Chad or normie) tell me what to say, I'm drawing a blank

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>>26336452
>with whom
I woke people up laughing
OH GOD YOU RETARD YOU FUCKED IT ALL TO HELL AND BACK

Why are you still alive?

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>>26336584
What the fuck?
>No Hyman no Dimond

Why would you say that to a girl you like? Was it a joke?

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>>26336584
This has to be fake, good work retard I laughed.

>>26336622
Even if it's confirmed, it isn't a matter of being a virgin or not, it's having common fucking sense.
>>26336684
Dunno man, never fixed something of this proportions before, you are something special.
Tell her it was a joke or something.

>>26336584
>>26336684
there isn't much to be said from there
- "normie"

>>26336663
>You realize that /r9k/ is satire right?
Virgin brides >>>> all other arrangements

Still I can't believe these texts are real, I'm keeling over here.

>>26336584
"They have surgeries to replace those =)"

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>>26336584
I feel like complete shit
There is no return from this

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Now he's gonna make a thread on about a week about missed opportunities and regret lol
YOU'RE SEEING IT HERE LIVE FOLKS
To think you actually could have banged this girl

>>26336839
>Saving energy and saving me
>amen

fucking kek

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>>26336839
Holy fuck she just fucked you fambo

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>>26336839
NIGGA GOT
BTFO
T
F
O

>>26336839
Tell her "Look bitch it was a funny joke to me and if you cant handle the bantz then maybe I was wrong about you so delete my number and kill yourself daddies little whore"

>>26336839
Could somebody offer any actual advice?
I know I'm autistic, but maybe I can still salvage the situation

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>>26336839
Why do you hate yourself? WHy are you doing this?

"I could make exceptions but in general I wanted someone with my level of experience."

But honestly you should've stopped typing long ago and this is obviously bait or you're a masochist, just stop anytime bro.

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>>26336923
>maybe I can still salvage the situation
Are you literally(literally) retarded?

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>>26336584
>>26336452
btfo desu

>>26336927
go with this, anon

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>>26336839
Well, anon, you have no one to blame but yourself.
You should consider being an hero.

>>26336923
see >>26336927
Maybe throw in that you're often kind insensitive but you're not trying to hurt people, just an awkward retard.

>>26336839
What the fuck did you tell this girl?! You beta retard! It's all over. Packing it in, and stop spewing /rk9/ rederic to chick's you like, sperg.

>>26336923
Dude, really? She literally referred to the fact that HER STEP-FATHER FUCKED HER AND TOOK HER VIRGINITY

>>26336923
Tell her you're drunk and retarded and don't know how to act with girls you like.

>>26336923
>Salvage the situation.

Hahahaha fucking no. This done. You can try, but it's over dawg. Better luck next time.

>>26336999
This can actually work, and it's trips.

>>26336839
absolutely right anon, there is no return.
Now go back into accepting where you stand in life

>>26336999
You're a fucking retard.
"HURR I'm drunk I cant take responsibility for any of my actions the alcohol was talking not me, it definitely didn't just make me say things I was already thinking!"

>>26336999
>>26336968
>>26336927
All my advice, write it in your own words, IF YOU'RE REAL DO NOT TYPE SOMETHING YOU'VE COME UP WITH ON YOUR OWN AGAIN.

She's not going to be your gf but she doesn't have to hate you retard.

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>>26336839
The more nervous I get the more I drink, it's a vicious cycle

>>26337056
He said he was drinking so it's the truth, he's also socially retarded. Also add a direct 'i'm sorry'

>>26337058
>write it in your own words
>DO NOT TYPE SOMETHING YOU'VE COME UP WITH ON YOUR OWN AGAIN
what does this mean?

>>26337060
>are you only saying these things because you feel bad for me?
Holy shit. If you play your cards right you are IN THERE.
STOP apologizing for that other shit.

Wait a minute, now that you're successful I'm less inclined to believe this is real. Entertaining, nonetheless.

>>26337079
Combine my advice without copying, don't ignore my advice and come up with something different.

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>>26337060
I'm in for the whole ride, where are you taking us next OP?

>>26337060
This shit can't be real. This is a work of fiction. Right guys?

...g-guys?

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>>26337060
Tell her the reason that you wanted a virgin gf is that you are too inexperienced, and want a girl at your level

>>26337060
Has anyone come up with a response to this?

>>26337124
I know right? I thought people only talked like that in mangas,

srsly just send her a dick pic
you have nothing to lose and she may change her mind

DO IT FAGGOT

>>26337171
This right here. Girls' brains are proven to relax after seeing a dick. It's science, stupid

>>26337136
Do you really think this will work?

>>26337157
We should wait to see her reply.

>>26337200
No, I mean to the "Are you doing this because you feel sorry for me"

>>26337194
looks golden to me, fampai

>>26337194
DUDE, don't do that end yourself if you are thinking on saying that.

>>26337215
That's a trap question, doesn't matter what you answer you are fucked up but this is the only thing the guy did right, he changed the subject.

>>26336584
I'm so glad you've chosen to share your failure. I feel better about my own life now.

>>26337219
What's wrong with saying that? It covers all bases besides 3rd

>>26337242
this t b h, no answer to that question is satisfying she just has to stop thinking about it.
>>26337248
Nothing and I suggested something similar in my spiderman post, but it's changing the subject at this point might as well wait for a new response.

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s h o w . h e r . t h e . d i c k

she will change her tune instantly.
it's what you both are waiting for, honestly.
you know this in your heart.
just get it over with.

I am intrigued, keep posting OP

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>>26337136
>>26337215
>>26337248
I really hope that you guys are right

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>>26337298
Pretty good, pretty damn good.

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>>26337298
>he actually did it
shiggy diggy doo

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>>26337298

>not sending her a picture of your penis

negro what are you doing?

the only way this will succeed is if she wants your boner. there is no other way. you cannot talk your way out of this, you have to appeal to her lust and biological programming.

tbqhwy mi familia

>>26337298
>letting her push you around
>omg you're supposed to be more sensitive
Calm down bitch, you're obviously not talking about rape victims.

>>26337298
first rule of cringe club, always reveal your power level

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>>26337298
>i have seen the face of god and it was weeping

>>26337298
Kill yourself anon.
Chances are below 0 now.

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Everybody told you to stop, why did you keep going?

>>26337298
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Please take this text as sacrifice robit

Shut I should have gotten some popcorn
All this came about cause he decided to ask her out DIRECTLY AFTER referring to her rape

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Show her this thread, go for broke.
>>26337457
It can't be real man, it's like I'm in the twilight zone.

Dude deserves a Darwin award

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>>26337298
How about you guys give me some usable advice instead of making fun of me

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>>26337516
>give me some usable advice
you can stop literally(literally) any time

>>26337492
The engravings should mention "For memeing IRL and being a dense autistic retard".
>>26337516
See, I knew she would answer that, you are an autistic idiot who shouldn't have said that. It's your fault.

>>26337516
You unironically repeated an ironic [r9k] meme to an IRL girl and repeatedly translate our advice into aspie. I don't know how to help you. I can't think of anything to say to that. She's obviously mad about her own hymen but you SHOULD NOT BRING THAT UP I AM MAKING IT VERY CLEAR NOT TO ADDRESS THAT.

>>26337516
Get

H E L I U M
E
L
I
U
M

>>26333917
Shoulda just held frame. They like rape, and after the first rape in the back of their heads they kinda want it to happen again

>>26337516
"I was just masking my insecurities, it's shitty I know I'm an asshole, "
Go back in time and never make this thread.

Can you tell us why you thought it was a good idea to ASK HER OUT after she referenced her RAPE BY FATHER FIGURE? Why did you do it anon? You were already golden.

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>>26337541
This is the only acceptable option aside from acting even more retarded for shits and giggles. You dun burned the bridge. The best way this thing ends is with you crying yourself to sleep tobehonest

>>26337516
There's literally no way that I can think of getting out of this, anon. Just call it quits and never speak to her.

>>26334228
>or he loved her too much
literally if you committed those 6 words you would have been fine and dating this qt instead of being lectured by her through text message.

>>26337585
It would have been okay if the retard hadn't said "no hymen no diamond" to her. I actually thought he going out with her was a chance but he is an autistic retard.

>>26337632
Well he could have easily passed it off as a joke. But no, he had to sperg out. If she still gave him shit after that, then she's not worth it.

>>26337632
>It would have been okay
I doubt it.
> if the retard hadn't said "no hymen no diamond" to her
Did he know she was a rape victim before he said that? If so I might cease to exist as my laughter consumes me.

"It's one of those things for me, that, makes me feel better if the whole world knows it even if they dont care. I'm sure I thought I was trying to impress somebody, but now that I think about it i'm not sure who has been a real enough friend for me to waste my time impressing them"

>>26337654
>>26337652
She implied it here (>>26337298) that he did knew, you can laugh to death now.

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>>26337516
what do I do, nobody is giving me any advice worth while

>>26337696
send it.

>>26337713
>We can be in a relationship for emotional support but im still going to be fucking chad so be a good cuck and record us fucking.

>>26337702
>She implied it here (>>26337298)
toppest of keks

>>26337713
Give up. She has all the power in this conversation. If you ever do anything wrong, she will hold this over your head. You royally fucked up. Move on. Hot sluts are a dime a dozen.

>>26337741
>>26337742
She isnt a slut, she refuses to sit next to almost all guys
ironically, i was one that she actually would sit by

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>>26337713
It's over she's already disengaged and talking down to you like a child.
Here's some cheesy garbage
"I just started caring about you more than I cared about that"
Like just stop? I don't even know why you took it this far.
>>26337742
Also this.
>>26337760
Come on man, why'd you ask her out now of all times?

>>26337654
>I doubt it
She didn't seem shaken up or anything she was fine, but she cares enough about our anon that she remembered his autistic meme.
>>26337741
Anon, she is implying that she is traumatized about sex, not all women are like your mother.

>>26337713
write "we can only do the tip if you want, that doesnt count"

>>26337782
>She didn't seem shaken up or anything she was fine
Nonsense, women are never fine fine is codeword for furious.
>but she cares enough about our anon that she remembered his autistic meme
No, if that were true she would've stopped hanging out with him after the hymen joke INSTEAD of the rape joke.
She's using ammo she's held against him in this conversation because SHE'S NOT fine with the rape joke.

He would've never heard the hymen shit if he never told the rape joke.

>>26337713
Hey, you didn't handle that last one terribly.
>obvious that sex is important to you
Sex isn't important to her
>IF
She wants you to KNOW that she's speaking strictly theoretically.
This is your best chance to STOP REPLYING. PUT THE PHONE DOWN.

>>26337742
>She has all the power in this conversation
This.

>>26337713
Hahaha why did you have to fucking ask her out? now of all times.

>Hey sorry about that time you got raped by your dad
>btw wanna go out

Shoulda dropped the sorry. Kept the thank you for a rainy day and just let her go man fuck.

>>26337817
>This is your best chance to STOP REPLYING. PUT THE PHONE DOWN
That was a long time ago, he obviously doesn't have the willpower for it and leaving her hanging won't solve shit. She already knows he's serious about the gf shit, it's bait for her to twist the rejection knife in deeper because he hurt her.

>>26337775
I am the one who told him to ask her out, but the faggot thought I was saying now, when I meant set a date or something. These were (>>26335918) (>>26336094) was THE posts.

>>26337713
I will take any advice you guys can give me now
I can't just leave her hanging

"Let's talk another time, preferably in person."
>>26337844
Should've clarified, he's not all together atm.

>>26337868
my advice: LEAVE HER HANGING
I'm serious. She'll overthink it and come around.

>>26337868
If you are willing to go deeper say this >>26337775

>>26337868
"I just started caring about you more than I cared about that"
Or just ask to talk in person, or just stop. this is twelve kinds of fucked up.

I've been in your place (not exactly of course) but my texts were ignored so I apologized in person.
>>26337895
This also isn't bad advice.

>>26337875
Well anon, I didn't knew he was THIS autistic at that point.

>>26337868
Play the retarded card. You clearly are acting retarded and she actually sounds like she knows her shit.

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>>26337923
I was still holding out hope it's a troll thread... but we're in too deep now there's no keks to be had from a 'troll' like this.

>>26337775
>>26337899
>>26337922
>"I just started caring about you more than I cared about that"
You got to be fucking kidding me.
That reinforces that he cares about his women being pure and unsullied flowers. which she takes great offense to. >>26337298 >>26336839


Just don't respond and she'll- ah fuck, its already too late at this point isnt it...

>>26337868
"I deeply regret being so insensitive and I wish you the best in your future endeavors. Goodnight"
THEN NEVER TALK TO HER AGAIN

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>>26337713
If this doesn't work, I'm going to stop

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>>26337986
WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP
DAMN YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL ROBOT

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>>26337986
ITS ALL OVER
IM DONE WITH THIS FUCKING THREAD

YOU JUST NEED TO KEEP REPLYING TO HER, HUH

>>26337986
-__________________-
Can't wait for the next reply
Nigga bout to get his ass chewed

>>26337986
Bruh...

Stop.

>>26337980
Too late
I told you telling him to drop it is not an option, he won't do that. You have to give response advice, he's not going to drop it.

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>>26337986
>are you still there
>anon?

YOU WERE WINNING
YOU HAD IT IN THE BAG
YOU WERE SET
SHE WAS DESPERATE FOR (YOU)S AND YOU GAVE THEM

>>26337986
You butchered it, I thought it was cheesy before but you made it worse.

Why didn't you just talk to her in person? The phone sucks.

Don't drink in text anon, let this be a lesson to you.

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>>26337986
This could work. R-right guys?

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>>26338044
Nigga needs to learn there's a line for a reason

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>>26337986
SHE WASNT TALKING ABOUT SEX AND YOU KNOW IT

YOU DAMN-WELL KNEW IT

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>>26337986
fuck anon. You made this anons night.
Don't ask for advice here next time pal.

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>>26338075
Also you're implying sex would be shit with her, why did you word it like that man? Just take a nap and you'll feel better in the morning.
>i care about you more than sex
She's probably going to think you're full of shit and playing her, you're going to get your ass chewed out.

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>>26338076
NO
If it does I'll be floored.

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>get diagnosed with aspergers
>show her your tard papers
>she'll be your tard friend

>>26338161
More like tard wrangler

Fuck gay homo op

Tell her you're drunk because of the whole nervousness thing from what you said to her

>>26338221
see >>26337056

Alternatively, do it and burn it all to the ground.

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>>26337986
i think it might be over you guys

>>26338236
From the mouth of babes.
Now you cant even take the "stop replying" route.
I TOLD YOU
I WARNED YOU

>>26338236
Okay then, just go to bed man.
I told you she would think you were playing her.
Just let it be over man, maybe say "sorry about all that" once when you meet her in person but otherwise let it be over.
>>26338256
It was never an option.

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>>26338236
We told you anon.
We FUCKING told you.

>>26338236
Might as well go for broke now and send her dick pics

>>26338236
SHOWS OVER BOYS.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO HOME BUT YOU CAN'T STAY HERE

WHAT A RIDE. A SAD, EXCITING, FUCKING AUTISTIC RIDE

Here's my similar story
>talk shit about a girl who was my friend
>she finds out and cuts me off
>won't sit next to me in class, won't talk to me
>walks away from me all the time and ignores me when I say shit to her
>her friends won't tell me why she's mad
>meet her in person after class and she keeps walking away
>I keep pace with her and ask her what happened and that I missed hanging out
>she tells me she heard my shit talking
>apologize for being an asshole
>hug and it's over

Don't text people over emotional shit, and don't ask girls out after pissing them off.

>>26338335
*after school

>>26338236
Say
>its too late to stop now, i cant just leave it at this

>>26338312
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6Jxb4Y_fK0

>>26338236
Try Pilates.

>>26338236
smdh familia, you're literally retarded

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>>26338236
I HAVE A WAY OUT
Seriously what do I say to this

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>>26338236
If you had followed this advice literally one post ago you'd have been in her pants, I'm not even joking.

BETA FAGGOT ALERT

>>26338410
but are you drunk?
should have stopped when all other anons told you to

>>26338410
Just say you're socially awkward and yes you've been drinking.
>>26338435
He already said he was.

>>26338410
"my problem is we havent banged yet ;p"

>>26338410
You had a shot maybe 4 or 5 posts ago, but you're dead already.

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>>26338410
Play the drunk card for all it is worth familia, it is literally(literally) your only option

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>>26338444
OP you said you would do whatever trips said, you had better delivar

>>26338453
AWWWWWW SHIIETT

>>26335840
aye aye!, anon from lv here.
should i sabotage anything?

>>26334249
It's not really reddit, just in bad taste unless you're good friends with the person

>>26338453
But he never used my trips here >>26336999

>>26338410
Reply with: "Fuck me and my autistic response" followed by "I don't know what i am doing"

t.chad

>>26338410
Just say
>Forget what I said, I'm only making it worse. I need to get over my insecurities somehow, and it seems drinking helps a lot more than talking.

>>26338453
DON'T, FUCKING DON'T.
>>26338410
Play the drunk card anon, and you may still have her as a friend.

>>26338410
IVE GOT IT:
"I've had a few, so what? Superbowl was today."

>>26338516
responses* they were all terrible.

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>>26338410
The gods have seen fit to grant me this small boon, should I tell you guys what happens tomorrow?
That's he only reason I would make a tripcode

>>26338605
Dude, just leave the country. You done did it now it's over.

>>26338605
>I guess
At What Time are you gonna make tomorrows cringefest thread?

>>26338605
I would be interested but what could happen? The story is over. You are never getting in her pants and best case scenario is the friendship is strained for a few months until it's eventual collapse. That or you'll just do more retarded shit because you're a retard

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>>26335076
>>26335210
>>26335363
>>26335775
>>26336018
>>26336452
>>26336584
>>26336839
>>26337060
>>26337298
>>26337516
>>26337713
>>26337986
>>26337868
>>26338236
>>26338410
>>26338605
Somebody please make a screenshot of this story

>>26338236
God damn it Charels, I could have fucking saved you had I discovered this post earlier. Fuck, you're such an idiot. Oh well, no hope now. Can someone save these and compile a masterpost?

>>26338605
Lots of people gave you good answers, but you just went with whtaever the first reply told you to do. You need patience.

>>26338605
Should've denied your drunkness like a true Chad.

>>26338605
>I guess

How do you let a rape victim fuck you in the ass so hard?

>>26338605
Fucking beta virgin, you lost your chance.

>>26338605
>rolling over like that
>not taking the drunkeness as an excuse to get a little rude and rowdy
If I were your dad I would have spent 20 years buying cigarettes.

>>26338605
Finally did the right thing, yes tell us all what happens tomorrow.

Don't text her though, good god just talk to her in person.

>>26338624
Probably in about 12 hours
Doubt I will be able to talk to her face to face, so you guys will probably be getting front row seats to this shit fest

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>>26338669
Charles, don't do that, I mean it would be funnier but come on man.

>>26338668
I will always wonder if this kind of advice is said seriously by literally retarded people or ironically by people trying to troll unsuspecting anons. As much as I'd like to know, there's no way to find out.

>>26338635
Next person to get dubs has to compile it.
inb5 its me

>>26338703
What's retarded about it? He said he's good at talking to her in person. Texting is faggotry.

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>>26338716
>implying he will be able to look her in the face after this
wew lad

>>26338637
>>26338635
These. How long will the thread be in the archive?

>>26338729
He's still gonna fuck it up over text.

>>26332527
I take rape very seriously--why do you think I have duct tape and a shovel in my car?

>>26338716
Not only he fucked up the conversation at that point, but he'll also fuck it up in person cause he wont be able to act so aggressively and it will just ruin their relationship or get him friendzoned. If he kept going he might have got somewhere.

>>26338824
>If he kept going he might have got somewhere.
No, if you really believe this then you are more autistic than our anon. The only way from there was down.

>>26338852
Nah, you're just too retarded to see it. He was walking on a very fine line, but there was a huge reward on the end if he did it right.

>>26338876
I guess he still has time to un-cuck his shit up

>>26338824
>If he kept going he might have got somewhere.
What should he have said next?
> he'll also fuck it up in person cause he wont be able to act so aggressively
And what their whole relationship would have to exist online? If he can't cop it in the real world they can't be a thing. They're not anyways, I've never seen a trainwreck like this.
>>26338876
Post some work you've done in this field.

>>26338410

>> "I would really like to talk to you later. I'm a fuck up, I know. Sorry."

>>26338739
Depends how fast the board is. Images might go sooner.

>>26338892
>their whole relationship would have to exist online?
No, you dense fuck, it only has to end on a good note last text.
Something like denying the drunkness or pinning the problem on her would've worked. Like, "I'm not the one who has a problem" kind of thing.

>>26338970
This. He HAD the drunk card in his hand and he DROPPED IT.

>>26338970
I understand guilt tripping her, I don't understand how denying the drunkenness without guilt tripping her would've done anything.
>Like, "I'm not the one who has a problem" kind of thing
And what's her problem? What do you do if she blows up on you for that one?

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>>26338970
>pinning the problem on her
>girl gets raped
>anon makes rape joke
>she gets reasonably upset
>it was your fault
im starting to think that you are the autistic one

>>26338970
"I'm not the one who was raped, that's your problem, bitch"
Sounds good, they would surely have started a relatuonship after that, and made love for the sole reason of procreation.

>>26338999
Not him, but it wasn't just about the rape joke it was about memeing IRL about something more hurtful to her that the rape joke.

Lord Kek has chose you >>26339033
>>26338705

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>>26339033
the dubs hath declared
make it

>>26339047
I am on a cellphone Anon, and I am about to go to sleep, you do it.

>>26339033
>but it wasn't just about the rape joke it was about memeing IRL about something more hurtful to her that the rape joke.
Like I said before, she cut contact after the rape joke.

If the meme was the problem she would've cut contact after the meme.
>>26339008
If she's vulnerable she might've fallen in line, I've seen more fucked up relationships.

>>26338998
You come up with a problem or shift the direction of the conversation.
I'm not that great at this, though, I'm just good at pointing mistakes and bad advice. I don't know the right thing to do.

>>26338999
>she gets reasonably upset
That's good, though. If she's upset with you, she's thinking about you. When she realizes you're just a helpless shit after you say you're sorry and she's right she goes back to thinking about Chad like she usually does.

>>26339067
If you want to invoke the wrath of Lord Kek, be my guest.

>>26339082
Our anon was his Chad, you retarded mongoloid.

>>26339082
>I don't know the right thing to do.
So how would he suddenly be able to pull it off then?

>>26339076
But did she cutted contact or it was just anon overthinking things? It was just two days.

>>26339141
That's not my problem. I was just pointing out bad advice.
He had a chance and instead of taking it he beta'd. Not sure what the right approach was but it was not that one.

>>26339141
Don't listen to him, he is more autistic than our anon, probably believes that this board is a mirror of reality.

>>26339143
Maybe, but he said she was avoiding him in person.
>>26339174
If he can't pull off the advice it's bad advice, like 'bee urself'.

>>26339174
"I have no idea about what I am talking about but I KNOW that this wasn't what he should have done."

>>26339194
No, he said she was avoiding seeing him in person, totally different things.
He probably texted her a couple of times to see her and she had things to do.

>>26339261
>No, he said she was avoiding seeing him in person
I see, I see.
>He probably texted her a couple of times to see her and she had things to do.
Maybe, only OP could tell us with certainty.

Just say "why didnt you believe me, i shouldnt have to do it if i wasnt love you"

>implying
I take it more serious than those special snowflake SJWs who keep crying "eyerape", "fartrape","breatherape", and whatnot.
Those are the people you should ask that question of when they'll start taking rape seriously.
Those are the people who marginalize rape and in effect make people care less about rape; they are the the biggest enemies of actual rape victims - bar actual rapists.

>>26335076
>iPod
>textfree
Definitely underaged

>>26336092
They live a very sad existence

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>>26336452
>with whom?
>with
>whom
>?

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>>26336584
Bruh, I just woke up my whole house
It's too early for this
RIP sides

>>26336092
>>26341524
Its just some shitty free app you mongoloids

>>26338121
>shotput (7).jpg
Post shotput(8).jpg

>>26341602
>trying to justify ads with text messages

>>26338669
Please use that trip. I am going to filter this board every minute for this trip. Duuuuuuuuuuuude.

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>>26332527
Women are garbage. All they do is fuck chads and niggers. We need to take away their right to vote and force them to be mothers and house wives again so they stop having sex with niggers simply because they have big cocks. We need to stop treating women as out equals and just rape them. All women shiuld beome sex slaves that suck our dicks on command. Thsts why we need isis thry know whats up.


RAPE ALL WOMEN

>>26333917
What a fail

>>26334144
Those women are hot in the pic. Your gay and probably a virgin

>>26334366
This i see be headings all the time but never any real rape videos. I guess rapist don't record there work.

Also some prsion rape videos would be cool to see

>>26344381
RAPE ALL WOMEN

Who else is down for this. I mean women used to property we should make that true again

>>26334552
Actually i've heard that men get raped more due to prison culture.

>>26338964
Anyone screenshot it yet?

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>THIS WHOLE TREAD

BUMP!! WE NEED SCREENSHOT!

>>26337060
what we see here is an autist who spent too much time on this banana peel comparison forum who just cucked himself

>>26333799
British homely or American homely?

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>>26338605
why did you stop?

she replied 3 times, she made an excuse for you, and she started a new conversation topic (about you)

shes invested. stopping now will only set you back to square 1 tomorrow