How much would it cost to buy an abandoned oil rig?

Is there such a thing? I thought they just picked then up and hauled them off to wherever they need them, they don't stick around

>>26331272
ive had this feel

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>mfw overstaffed
>mfw staff morale decreases
>mfw accidentally shoot d dog

at least I unlocked the shower scene with quiet

>>26331272
if i become a billionaire im going to live on a sea rig, be a fucking badass home

>>26331766
how did you accidentally shoot D dog? did you shoot him as a puppy when you first get find him?

are you literally a fucking puppy murderer?

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>>26331272
Millions, easily. And they tend to be small, and most are difficult to move around. So enjoy being surrounded by dozens of /r9k/ posters who do nothing but sit around all day.

If OP is up for forming a real life mercenary power, count me in.

>>26331272
Shouldn't you worry about buying a boat or helicopter first?

>>26331929
>rich robot starts robots sans frontieres
>first mission is to find a gf
>never gets cleared

>>26331890
fucker jumped in my line of sight
got him some new armor so we're cool now

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>>26332049
Here's the patch for you.

I would love something like this. It seems like every board talks about forming some small country or buying an old oil rig or missile silo or some shit like that. I'd be down to stay at an oil rig for a while as long as there's electricity and shit. I love guns so I could show you guys how to use them and pretend to operate like Snake and Boss.

>>26331766
I swear to God every time I chuck a grenade at something, DD finds a way to get himself caught in the blast radius. Couldn't Ocelot train him not to do that?

What would your guy's codename be?

Manlet Beaver reporting

>>26332150
>actually fighting and not using DDs wall hacks to avoid everyone

Do you even mgs

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>>26332233
Fucking nice digits lad.

>>26332240
>what are side-ops
>what is fucking around in regular missions to take a break from pure stealth

>>26332286
Then don't take DD if you just want to blow stuff up, take the horse or d walker

Try talking to whoever owns this place

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Principality_of_Sealand

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>>26332316
>blow stuff up
>take the horse
>not taking Quiet and her sniping skills

If we start a mercenary power count me in.

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>>26332233
>Manlet Beaver
>mfw
I laughed out loud on that. good shit.

>>26332049
I'm sure our intel team would just be gathering as much information on a girl beforehand, so our operative would have a better idea of how to approach her. I'm sure if we put our heads together we could find a way.

If nothing else, we could send operatives to hit on her to see what works and what doesn't, taking notes along the way, and then finally enacting a master approach vector that would surely get at least one of us laid.

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Imagine:
>mercenary army
>formed over 4chan
>r9k at that
>become legendary
>recruit
>become the posterboys of world piece
>never gets gf